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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: pauliewalnuts on April 11, 2012, 11:04:39 PM

Title: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 11, 2012, 11:04:39 PM
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/HVLegion/Villa/ORANGEDOT.gif)

Worship at your leisure.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: curiousorange on April 11, 2012, 11:06:02 PM
It's the only thing holding back the tears right now.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 11, 2012, 11:07:13 PM
I feel your pain, Brother Orange.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: TonyD on April 11, 2012, 11:12:59 PM
Can anybody let me know what the orange dot is all about?
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 11, 2012, 11:15:45 PM
Can anybody let me know what the orange dot is all about?

Victory.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Yossarian on April 11, 2012, 11:19:49 PM
Can anybody let me know what the orange dot is all about?

Victory.

Believe.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: timeoutbigbar on April 11, 2012, 11:25:31 PM
It unsettles me slightly.  It confirms that there is something very wrong.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: The Left Side on April 11, 2012, 11:26:50 PM
All hail the Orange Dot
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Irish villain on April 11, 2012, 11:41:48 PM
I'd happily eat a bag of oranges right now if I thought it would keep us up. Desperate times :(
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: joe_c on April 11, 2012, 11:47:40 PM
I understand that the orange dot has joined Redditch United on a non contract basis for the rest of the season following spells at Daventry, Kidderminster and Chasetown.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Hillbilly on April 12, 2012, 03:19:18 AM
It unsettles me slightly.  It confirms that there is something very wrong.

Just wait for the reappearance of the "Worried" thread...
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: ROBBO on April 12, 2012, 06:47:21 AM
It unsettles me slightly.  It confirms that there is something very wrong.

Just wait for the reappearance of the "Worried" thread...

Long overdue in my opinion.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Legion on April 12, 2012, 07:37:11 AM
We need a new one without the spelling error.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Holtemeister on April 12, 2012, 07:50:01 AM
Its the speiling mitsake that brings the dot its power .......

Will try and amend ahead of the visit to mould trafford
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 12, 2012, 08:14:23 AM
Belisha Beacon of truth take me to your leader.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Mazrim on April 12, 2012, 08:45:16 AM
It feels like a long long time ago since I first brought the dot out and yet the time it was borne of seems all too familiar.

Believe in the power of the dot. Visualise victory.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on April 12, 2012, 08:48:31 AM
All hail the dot! At this stage I'm prepared to try anything
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 12, 2012, 09:04:32 AM
When I find myself in times of trouble
The orange dot comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Look at me, look at me.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: villasjf on April 12, 2012, 09:05:38 AM
I wonder if Wigan and QPR have a better dot?
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 12, 2012, 09:06:22 AM
Really, who thought five years into the Lerner revolution we'd be out-dotted by Wigan and QPR?
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: UK Redsox on April 12, 2012, 09:06:56 AM
I wonder if Wigan and QPR have a better dot?

They have an attacking dot, ours is defensively minded
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Villan For Life on April 12, 2012, 09:14:50 AM
Can anybody let me know what the orange dot is all about?

Victory.

What's one of them then?
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 12, 2012, 09:29:46 AM
Orange Dot, Orange Dot, three Orange Dots.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 12, 2012, 09:41:28 AM
Feed the dot
Let them know it's Eastertime
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: ROBBO on April 12, 2012, 09:43:19 AM
Your all bloody dotty.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Simon Ward on April 12, 2012, 10:29:50 AM
It's actually hurting my eyes this morning! Might be a result of taking the wife to see Titanic 3D of course!
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Monty on April 12, 2012, 11:31:39 AM
H&V: Proud History, Bright Dot.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: maidstonevillain on April 12, 2012, 01:36:12 PM
The only orange dot I want to see is one on the horizon, outlining a little silhouette of AM walking away into the distance.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Richard C on April 12, 2012, 08:09:56 PM
What a load of orange bollocks.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: danlanza on April 12, 2012, 09:03:39 PM
does the dot mean the aliens are coming?forgot,they are already here,and they have settled in small heath!
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: joe_c on April 12, 2012, 10:05:45 PM
Really, who thought five years into the Lerner revolution we'd be out-dotted by Wigan and QPR?

Our orange dot has a history of sinking beneath the horizon at the end of the day :(
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: lovejoy on April 12, 2012, 10:19:45 PM
Out of interest what is the third picture?
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: UK Redsox on April 13, 2012, 08:01:06 AM
Out of interest what is the third picture?

Stare harder and stare longer. The Orange Dot does not give up its secrets easily
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: SashasGrandad on April 13, 2012, 09:17:40 AM
I had a nightmare and the orange dot turned ginger and sank.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 13, 2012, 09:51:43 AM
The Orange Dot is stronger today, I can feel the power emanating from its epicentre.

The omens are good.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Des Little on April 13, 2012, 12:01:01 PM
We'll win the last 6 now we've got the dot in place
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 13, 2012, 12:05:47 PM
If only we'd thought of this in August, we'd have Ferguson and Mancini desperately trying to catch us now, as McFuck guided us to instant glory.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 13, 2012, 12:19:21 PM
If only we'd thought of this in August, we'd have Ferguson and Mancini desperately trying to catch us now, as McFuck guided us to instant glory.

Mancini would've publicly announced that the title race was over in September.

I don't want to tear a hole in the time space continuum but I really wish that Orange Dot would travel back in time for us.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: markus209 on April 13, 2012, 01:57:53 PM
How did this whole orange dot thing start? It's mesmerising  but what exactly is it for?
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 13, 2012, 02:10:01 PM
How did this whole orange dot thing start? It's mesmerising  but what exactly is it for?

Never question the Dot.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Mister E on April 15, 2012, 08:57:44 AM
What a load of orange bollocks.
Lil' Lee, you mean?
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: PeterWithesShin on April 15, 2012, 06:18:45 PM
Even the dot seems to be giving up on us.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Des Little on April 15, 2012, 08:10:13 PM
Can we make it bigger? I think we need to amplify it's (seemingly useless) power
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: damon loves JT on April 15, 2012, 11:59:25 PM
Fuck off orange dot, you ******.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Brend'Watkins on April 16, 2012, 10:05:01 AM
The dot has a different agenda. 
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: joe_c on April 16, 2012, 12:36:03 PM
The fickle banner was orange wasn't it?
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: damon loves JT on April 16, 2012, 02:16:42 PM
I don't know who's more at fault, the useless clown of a dot or pauliewalnuts for selecting it. There are dozens of ambitious young British dots out there, of various colours, who could do a job at the Villa.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on April 16, 2012, 05:42:46 PM
Next time i'm up The Raj Curry house, i'll put a picture of my arse on here post Vindaloo.
It always looks like a brake light.

If that doesn't inspire 3 points, nothing will.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Bad English on April 16, 2012, 07:33:01 PM
I distinctly remember the orange dot only works if at least ten Villa fans wipe their knob on it on match day.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: pauliewalnuts on April 16, 2012, 11:02:04 PM
When I appointed the orange dot on page 1, I was convinced I had made an appointment which would move Aston Villa forward.

The orange dot shares our belief in our plan to ensure we continue to progress as a club, and achieve our aim of being in the Deloitte top 20 European clubs by revenue (which we actually achieved last season).

Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Legion on April 17, 2012, 06:53:58 AM
Unless results improve in our favour soon, the dot will have to be unstickied.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: mallo on April 17, 2012, 07:44:18 AM
Ommmmmm, ommmmmmm, ommmmmmm

Feckin OMMMMMMMMM!
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Dave Cooper please on April 17, 2012, 11:04:05 AM
I distinctly remember the orange dot only works if at least ten Villa fans wipe their knob on it on match day.

How about if one Villa fan wipes his knob on it ten times?
I'm game.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: newtonsballs on April 17, 2012, 11:18:37 AM
Next time i'm up The Raj Curry house, i'll put a picture of my arse on here post Vindaloo.
It always looks like a brake light.

If that doesn't inspire 3 points, nothing will.

Save yourself any em(bare)ssment and post the Japanese flag.
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: Holy Trinity on April 19, 2012, 03:00:07 PM
i have it on good authority that Wigan have flown in shergar's testis to replace there orange dot and are holding a 24/7 candle lit vidual around them. we may as well call it a day now
Title: Re: Season run-in orange dot
Post by: danlanza on April 19, 2012, 07:03:13 PM
I distinctly remember the orange dot only works if at least ten Villa fans wipe their knob on it on match day.
I have been doing that for ages and i bet nine others have and nothing seems to of changed.Oh it has,i have to clean the computer screen on a more regular basis.
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