Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on April 11, 2012, 08:41:00 AM
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You'd think that with the ire felt towards our manager and the intelligence of our fans that someone amongst us would come up with a pun on his surname that was slightly amusing.
Is it possible that there is a more unfunny moniker for our erstwhile manager than these: McClueless, McTwat, McAsswipe, McLose, McIdiot?
Yours in tedium.
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"Erstwhile"? What aren't you telling us?
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Must be a slow day :)
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How about McRtHonSirAlgernonCockbiscuitIV ;)
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McCunt is still my favourite.
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McCunt is still my favourite.
I quite liked the "McFuck" that somebody came up with yesterday, for no other reason than it reminded me of Withnail & I.
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McCunt is still my favourite.
I quite liked the "McFuck" that somebody came up with yesterday, for no other reason than it reminded me of Withnail & I.
Sounds like a Scottish prostitute.
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What about Mad Alex McMad who is, in fact, madder than Mad Jack McMad the winner of last year's Mr McMadman competition? (apologies to Blackadder)
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McLeish and O'Neill = McNeill.
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What about McLeish? its just that dumb-ass name calling makes us look like a bunch of childish schoolyard bullies and on the off chance that anyone from the club is looking at the messgage boards they are probably thinking "who cares what they think?". It is possible to voice displeasure with the current regime without resorting to such moronic levels.
I am not giving it the 'better than thou', it just gets on my nerves. rant over :)
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What about McLeish? its just that dumb-ass name calling makes us look like a bunch of childish schoolyard bullies and on the off chance that anyone from the club is looking at the messgage boards they are probably thinking "who cares what they think?". It is possible to voice displeasure with the current regime without resorting to such moronic levels.
I am not giving it the 'better than thou', it just gets on my nerves. rant over :)
This.
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The rule of thumb is Mc + sexual/genitalia slang term + item of clothing/bedding.
For instance you might say, "Oh, I see McWanksocks says we're going to try and win at Old Trafford. Yeah right McFannytrousers, you couldn't win a goldfish at a guaranteed goldfish prize event."
Or, you might let off steam with a cheeky "Heskey is starting again. When will McSpunkquilt learn?" and then put the world to rights with "Just fuck off McCockpants, just fuck off."
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What about McLeish? its just that dumb-ass name calling makes us look like a bunch of childish schoolyard bullies and on the off chance that anyone from the club is looking at the messgage boards they are probably thinking "who cares what they think?". It is possible to voice displeasure with the current regime without resorting to such moronic levels.
I am not giving it the 'better than thou', it just gets on my nerves. rant over :)
This.
Shut up, M'Knob.
*wink*
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Shut up, M'Knob.
Sure thing, pauliewanknuts. 8)
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Shut up, M'Knob.
Sure thing, pauliewanknuts. 8)
Amateur!
You should have gone for Bally McWanksocks.
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McCunt is still my favourite.
me too.
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Yours in tedium.
Yep
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What about Mad Alex McMad who is, in fact, madder than Mad Jack McMad the winner of last year's Mr McMadman competition? (apologies to Blackadder)
Wibble
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You could combine father Jack with big eck & come up with FECK.
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Can we just tell it like it is and go with..........Mcnotverygoodatbeingafootballmanager.
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Deep fried Mars Bar eating surrender Monkey.
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Deep fried Mars Bar eating surrender Monkey.
Like.
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I liked it when he was b-lose' manager and we called him Fuckin' Eck.
In fact, I just liked it when he was b-lose' manager.
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What about McLeish? its just that dumb-ass name calling makes us look like a bunch of childish schoolyard bullies and on the off chance that anyone from the club is looking at the messgage boards they are probably thinking "who cares what they think?". It is possible to voice displeasure with the current regime without resorting to such moronic levels.
I am not giving it the 'better than thou', it just gets on my nerves. rant over :)
This.
Yes, I agree
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McDogshit
I'll get McCoat
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McMakounfuckedoff
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It occurred to me just today that an hilarious moniker for one of his predecessors would be Martin O'Nan.
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Mc Pleaseletyourattackingplayersoffthe Leash- you absolute ladies rude part.
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McFlurry
McHammer
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I'm always a fan of 'Big Feck'.
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McFuckmeishestillhere
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The rule of thumb is Mc + sexual/genitalia slang term + item of clothing/bedding.
For instance you might say, "Oh, I see McWanksocks says we're going to try and win at Old Trafford. Yeah right McFannytrousers, you couldn't win a goldfish at a guaranteed goldfish prize event."
Or, you might let off steam with a cheeky "Heskey is starting again. When will McSpunkquilt learn?" and then put the world to rights with "Just fuck off McCockpants, just fuck off."
Excellent, Maz, and this process reminds me of The Shakespeare Insult Kit (http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html) which may be amended for McSheesh insults.
e.g. McBeef-wittedJoithead
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Whatever his name I wish he would McCease
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I'm quite partial to McMinge
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I called him McDonut until someone reminded me thats what Lenny Henry called Trevor McDonald on Tiswas. I knew i'd heard it before somewhere.
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This is how you use the Mc....
From 1:10 onwards...
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McOff!
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Mack the shite?
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Jobi.
As in Jobi McAnuff
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Alex Mcpleaselettheteamofftheleish
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McRelegator
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McTeabagger
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McLovin'
"What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?"
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McDraw
McBoreDraw
McOnePoint
McDontLose
McOneOne
McNilNil
McPointApiece
McEvenStevens
McSharesSpoiled
McHonoursEven
....if your lucky !
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McThrowthetowelin
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Bomfunk MC Leish, shame he's not more of a Freestyler.
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McLeast
McLeash - (because he keeps our attacking players on an erm..leash
MuckLeish
McLeave
McLeaks
Alack McLeish
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If i was into all this name calling stuff I'd probably opt for Mc Cringe.
But I'm not.
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McClusterfuck
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McThrowthetowelin
The winner
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If i was into all this name calling stuff I'd probably opt for Mc Cringe.
But I'm not.
Why is it cringeworthy?
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McShitFuckWankCuntBollocks
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attackless mcleish
well his teams are
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McCuntycuntfuckfuck
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McSad, as that's what he makes me.
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McThickskin
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where do we start with this one?Mcfuckinuselesstakeourrivalsdowncomestousandfucksourseasonuptotallygetoutassoonaspossibleuuselessfuckingtwatandtakethatyankwithyouwhenyouclosethedoor.cheersyauselesstosser.couldntbearsedtousecommasandfullstopssorryjustfuckoff!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr Alex Mcfukwit, resident Arselicken champion of Mr Fergyscum.
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McSteveHodge