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Title: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: Legion on March 26, 2012, 06:57:25 PM
Suggest a filling... (http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~2693632,00.html)
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: bertlambshank on March 26, 2012, 07:02:26 PM
The Dunne pie.An Unskinned whole cow with a barrow full of chips.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: German James on March 26, 2012, 07:15:28 PM
The Downing Pie

Chicken, with hard cheese and sour grape filling.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: supertom on March 26, 2012, 07:28:15 PM
The Heskey pie- The meats tough and gristly, seen better days. Most of it ends up on the floor, and it never really hits the spot. Within 60 minutes its been and gone without having much impact on your system at all.
You never really want it again, but the bloke behind the counter keeps forcing it upon you, when you really want a lovely steak and ale.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: LamBeast on March 26, 2012, 07:30:51 PM
A Balti Pie...

Straight into McLeish' face.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: TheSandman on March 26, 2012, 07:40:03 PM
The McLeish pasty.

Unappetizing to look at, dull taste and for some inexplicable reason makes you feel ill after you eat it.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: ez on March 26, 2012, 07:44:37 PM
Is that how VP is going to look next season?
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on March 26, 2012, 07:45:23 PM
The O'Neill pie.

One basic ingredient that never changes

Contains no (moral) fibre.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on March 26, 2012, 07:46:08 PM
The McLeish pie

A Shit filling, with a shit gravy topped off with a shit puff pastry.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: PeterWithe on March 26, 2012, 07:54:25 PM
'Looking to climb the pie league'. Just fuck off.

We just cant begin to compete with your lasagna al fornos and coq au vins.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: Dave Clark Five on March 26, 2012, 10:46:36 PM
Liver, Onion and mash pie.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: villajk on March 26, 2012, 10:59:17 PM
Maybe somebody at villa would like to eat humble pie
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: BC54 VFC on March 26, 2012, 11:04:29 PM
What I want to know is why hadn't they got any pies after 25 minutes on Saturday?
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Post by: cdbearsfan on March 27, 2012, 01:10:30 AM
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon.

Sorry, what were we talking about again?
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: PeterWithesShin on March 27, 2012, 01:13:38 AM
I'm still amazed anyone buys anything at the ground considering the prices.

As for the pie, mmmmmmmmm pie.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: adrenachrome on March 27, 2012, 01:17:52 AM
McSheesh Kebab: a skewered turd.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: TheSandman on March 27, 2012, 01:28:12 AM
N'Zogbia Tourte.

Looks wonderful, you hear great things about it but when you try it, it's deeply unsatisfying.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: Jimbo on March 27, 2012, 07:21:09 AM
The Alex McLeish pie, at first it sticks in your craw, but then it goes down very easily.
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Post by: maidstonevillain on March 27, 2012, 09:15:14 AM
Randy Lerner Pie. You are excited. You are expecting something wholesome, and satisfying. Something rewarding, and with a certain "je ne sais quoi".

But when you bite in there is nothing there. And you look closer, and the filling has gone missing.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: Simon Ward on March 27, 2012, 11:53:15 AM
Will there be VAT charged?
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: damon loves JT on March 27, 2012, 12:00:37 PM
Will there be VAT charged?

Had a long debate about this issue yesterday. Apparently for the pie to attract VAT it has to have greater than ambient heat.

So if it's *been* hot and cooled down, you can argue that they should knock the tax off.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on March 27, 2012, 12:07:42 PM
David O Leary pie.
Even after all these years it still leaves a sour taste in the mouth.

Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on March 27, 2012, 12:13:43 PM
The Stephen Warnock Pie.

You pass it from hand to hand turn 360 degrees and want to give it to your mate but for some unknown reason pass it to somebody you don't know.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: Astral Weeks on March 27, 2012, 12:22:33 PM
The McLeish pasty.

Unappetizing to look at, dull taste and for some inexplicable reason makes you feel ill after you eat it.

And it's well past its sell-by date and stinking the place out, but for some reason the owner of the shop refuses to get rid of it.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on March 27, 2012, 02:12:33 PM
The Big Fat Ron Pie.
Made with very tasty ingredients that other pie makers didn't rate and seasoned with a good dash of fun.
Trouble is you just know that the chairman of the pie company will fuck it up.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: Simon Ward on March 27, 2012, 02:27:52 PM
Will there be VAT charged?

Had a long debate about this issue yesterday. Apparently for the pie to attract VAT it has to have greater than ambient heat.

So if it's *been* hot and cooled down, you can argue that they should knock the tax off.

Pies at football grounds should be exempt from VAT then!
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: CJ on March 27, 2012, 04:04:50 PM
The Mcleish pie. Each ingredient comes in its own separate compartment so there's no interaction between the flavours. The seasoning contains a small amount of hallucinogenic so that shortly after finishing it you swear you've seen things which no-one else has.
Title: Re: Who ate all the pies?
Post by: Archie on March 27, 2012, 09:13:53 PM
The Mcleish pie. Each ingredient comes in its own separate compartment so there's no interaction between the flavours. The seasoning contains a small amount of hallucinogenic so that shortly after finishing it you swear you've seen things which no-one else has.

Brilliant mate!
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