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Title: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on March 20, 2012, 02:52:59 PM
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Injured Aston Villa defender Richard Dunne is linking up with NFL side the Cleveland Browns as he bids to return to action by the end of April.

Dunne is keen to make a comeback from a broken collarbone before the end of the season to bolster his chances of being fully fit for the Republic of Ireland's Euro 2012 campaign.

He is flying out to America to continue his rehabilitation with Cleveland, who are owned by Villa chairman Randy Lerner.

Dunne said: "Because of the nature of American football, Cleveland have a lot of experience in dealing with this kind of injury.

"Any help I can get will be much appreciated. It will also be a great experience and I think it will be a good week.

"I'm hoping when I come back I'll be sorted and can push on with things and start training again."

Dunne added: "Hopefully I can be back before the end of April, that is the aim.

"But I'll just have to listen to the doctors here at Villa and see what is actually possible. I trust their judgement and will follow whatever they say."

Dunne suffered the setback in last month's home Barclays Premier League clash with his former club Manchester City
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on March 20, 2012, 02:53:37 PM
As we all know, the portions of food are fucking massive in the States, so this doesn't bode well.
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: MonsXI on March 20, 2012, 03:18:20 PM
This will come back to haunt us when he sacks Given when he's just about to launch a throw out to the wing.
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: supertommykN'iba on March 20, 2012, 03:23:36 PM
I don't want him back. However, I did have a fiver on him scoring more goals than own goals in the league this season a fair while back, so wouldn't mind if he returned to score!
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: VillaAlways on March 20, 2012, 03:27:59 PM
Don't you just get the impression he's going to walk back into the side once he's fit even though we've been much better without him
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: Fergal on March 20, 2012, 03:37:16 PM
As we all know, the portions of food are fucking massive in the States, so this doesn't bode well.
Made me laugh..
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: SX150 on March 20, 2012, 04:28:40 PM
One way ticket I hope!
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: N'ZMAV on March 20, 2012, 04:42:33 PM
He'll be wolfing down a 32oz steak before we know it.
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: picicata on March 20, 2012, 04:44:55 PM
I wish I hadn't just read 'First' as 'Fist'

*shudder*
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: pauliewalnuts on March 20, 2012, 04:50:56 PM
They'll have to have him shipped over in one of these, the fat fuck.

(http://deliveryworld.ru/img/IMG_2195.jpg)
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: luke25 on March 20, 2012, 04:54:39 PM
They'll have to have him shipped over in one of these, the fat fuck.

(http://deliveryworld.ru/img/IMG_2195.jpg)
That looks very much like Mildenhall Air fete 96, a wet miserable day......... Yep im a boring twat.
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: Jimmy Smash on March 20, 2012, 05:45:26 PM
They'll have to have him shipped over in one of these, the fat fuck.

(http://deliveryworld.ru/img/IMG_2195.jpg)

A little Tony Sopranoism there. Quality.
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: KevinGage on March 20, 2012, 05:48:17 PM
There is an obvious gag about forging a new career as a wide receiver, but I thought better of it.
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: Toronto Villa on March 20, 2012, 06:00:05 PM
There is an obvious gag about forging a new career as a wide receiver, but I thought better of it.

Well, it's unlikely he'll get a job as a Tight End
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: brian green on March 20, 2012, 09:33:58 PM
We just have to face it we are a really backward country when it comes to treating a broken collarbone.   I am amazed that there isn't a Cleveland Browns induction marquee at all the National Hunt race meetings.
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: E I Adio on March 21, 2012, 08:55:42 AM
The irony is not lost on The Guardian's Fiver:

"Richard Dunne will continue his rehabilitation from collarbone-ouch with Randy Lerner's Cleveland Browns, an NFL club in America, where they serve really huge burgers with chips, which has nothing to do with Richard Dunne."
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: ktvillan on March 21, 2012, 09:59:36 AM
Anyone know where I can buy shares in American Pie?
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: N'ZMAV on March 21, 2012, 10:03:53 AM
I love huge burgers. I don't love Richard Dunne.
Title: Re: First Fucking Eck, now Lardass
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on March 21, 2012, 10:06:03 AM
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