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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: dave.woodhall on February 29, 2012, 01:23:07 PM

Title: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: dave.woodhall on February 29, 2012, 01:23:07 PM
http://www.haringeyindependent.co.uk/news/topstories/9556438.Five_year_ban_for_Spurs_fan_who_left_Villa_supporter_bleeding_after_bite_attack/
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Walmley_Villa on February 29, 2012, 01:34:34 PM
Hope our fan had a tetanus!
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on February 29, 2012, 02:30:49 PM
That's typical McLeish for you. This sort of thing would never have happened if MON or Houllier were still in charge.

I'm not saying this because McLeish was the manager at Birmingham, but it just seems to me to be a coincidence that this sort of attack happened all the time to bluenoses when he was manager there. And its only going to get worse.

I blame Faulkner.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: CJ on February 29, 2012, 02:33:54 PM
Absolutely. and where was Lerner when this happened - I bet he wasn't even in the country.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on February 29, 2012, 02:38:57 PM
Absolutely. and where was Lerner when this happened - I bet he wasn't even in the country.
He was.
Locked in an office at Villa Park having a 'crescent wank' over numerous photocopies of Alex Ferguson's letter.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on February 29, 2012, 02:41:21 PM
Absolutely. and where was Lerner when this happened - I bet he wasn't even in the country.
He was.
Locked in an office at Villa Park having a 'crescent wank' over numerous photocopies of Alex Ferguson's letter.

That explains the £350 spent on a new laminator.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: darren woolley on February 29, 2012, 02:43:26 PM
I'm glad the police got to the bottom of this and he received a banning order from the courts.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on February 29, 2012, 02:46:37 PM
I'm glad the police got to the bottom of this and he received a banning order from the courts.

We can only wish the same happens to Andy Murray at this years Wimbledon.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Concrete John on February 29, 2012, 02:53:08 PM
The big question is how does the Spurs fan's wages stack up against the Villa fan's?
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Small Rodent on February 29, 2012, 03:11:20 PM
The Villa fan wasn't Kosher either.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on February 29, 2012, 03:45:21 PM
What kind of moron bites someone? Hang em
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: N'ZMAV on February 29, 2012, 03:54:52 PM
We need more bite up front...
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Mister E on February 29, 2012, 03:58:33 PM
"Law shows its teeth after cheeky attack"
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on February 29, 2012, 04:01:16 PM
"Villa Lack Bite"
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on February 29, 2012, 04:16:24 PM
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A Spurs fan who drunkenly bit the cheek of an Aston Villa supporter after a game at White Hart Lane in November has been banned from football matches for five years.

Same old Cockneys, always cheeking.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Chipsticks on February 29, 2012, 04:26:31 PM
That's typical McLeish for you. This sort of thing would never have happened if MON or Houllier were still in charge.

I'm not saying this because McLeish was the manager at Birmingham, but it just seems to me to be a coincidence that this sort of attack happened all the time to bluenoses when he was manager there. And its only going to get worse.

I blame Faulkner.

Also Heskey
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on February 29, 2012, 05:28:27 PM
Spurs fan? In that case 'arry shouldn't get the Ingerland job.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Legion on February 29, 2012, 07:21:52 PM
I blame MO'N.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: D.boy on February 29, 2012, 08:30:16 PM
That's proper gnawty (as Danny Dyer would say).
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Mike Jeffries on February 29, 2012, 08:32:50 PM
That's proper gnawty (as Danny Dyer would say).

Whilst hiding behind the nearest bus shelter.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Bernie on February 29, 2012, 08:33:15 PM

Quote
A Spurs fan who drunkenly bit the cheek of an Aston Villa supporter after a game at White Hart Lane in November has been banned from football matches for five years.


...would it have been different if he had soberly bit his cheek?

Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: cdbearsfan on February 29, 2012, 08:42:33 PM
I'm disappointed that the Villa fan seems to have received no direct compensation.

Fangs for nothing.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Louzie0 on February 29, 2012, 08:46:44 PM
Going for the court case showed Gumption
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: D.boy on February 29, 2012, 08:47:30 PM
I blame the toothless justice system.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Louzie0 on February 29, 2012, 08:51:17 PM
And the wisdom of fighting your case can produce brace-ing results!
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on February 29, 2012, 08:55:58 PM

Quote
A Spurs fan who drunkenly bit the cheek of an Aston Villa supporter after a game at White Hart Lane in November has been banned from football matches for five years.


...would it have been different if he had soberly bit his cheek?


either way it's a pore excuse
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Rigadon on February 29, 2012, 08:58:25 PM
Quote
A Spurs fan who drunkenly bit the cheek of an Aston Villa supporter after a game at White Hart Lane in November has been banned from football matches for five years.

Same old Cockneys, always cheeking.

Haha, very good.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Mister E on February 29, 2012, 10:12:58 PM
A gnashing of teeth as Spurs fan faces justice after toothless defence in court.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Dave Clark Five on February 29, 2012, 10:13:05 PM
I'm not filling too good after reading this. This sort of thing should not be ignawed.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Dave Clark Five on February 29, 2012, 10:15:01 PM
People who have a brush with the law deserve a good pasting.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: joe_c on February 29, 2012, 10:32:33 PM
I think we're all very quick to condemn the perpertator here. It sounds to me as if he could be dentally ill.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: holte hero on February 29, 2012, 11:17:25 PM
We need more bite up front...
Cheequarito?
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Louzie0 on February 29, 2012, 11:27:04 PM
I think we're all very quick to condemn the perpertator here. It sounds to me as if he could be dentally ill.

love this! 
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Simba on March 01, 2012, 07:16:42 AM
Glory Glory Halitosis

Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: brian green on March 01, 2012, 07:28:11 AM
And all the Villa fan did was step in and try to plaqueate the argument.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Simba on March 01, 2012, 07:42:23 AM
Bloody hell this is getting worse. I think you win Andy.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: spirit of 82 on March 01, 2012, 08:10:42 AM
this thread is getting a bit long in the tooth now!!!
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: adrenachrome on March 01, 2012, 12:28:31 PM
I'm glad the police got to the bottom of this and he received a banning order from the courts.

Bottom? Which cheek did Sperms toe rag  bite? I thought they hated the Arse.

Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 01, 2012, 05:50:17 PM
Nah, the molar opposite in fact.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Percy McCarthy on March 01, 2012, 06:10:57 PM
He was looking at 6 months inside, but they offered him a plea bargain and he bit their hand off.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: villanic on March 01, 2012, 06:13:16 PM
Wow! People are really getting there teeth into this story.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 01, 2012, 07:12:37 PM
He has previous for incisor trading.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: brian green on March 01, 2012, 07:23:44 PM
He won't be able to watch them if they get into the chompions league.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: cheltenhamlion on March 01, 2012, 07:44:32 PM
They need to nip this sort of thing in the bud or we should brace ourselves for more of the same.

You can't just nibble at the problem. To stamp this sort thing out would be a crowning glory.

A bite to the face is a terrible thing to denture.
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: rutski on March 01, 2012, 09:37:34 PM
That's typical McLeish for you. This sort of thing would never have happened if MON or Houllier were still in charge.

I'm not saying this because McLeish was the manager at Birmingham, but it just seems to me to be a coincidence that this sort of attack happened all the time to bluenoses when he was manager there. And its only going to get worse.

I blame Faulkner.
superb!!
Title: Re: Cannibalism in North London
Post by: Mister E on March 02, 2012, 06:22:39 PM
A bite to the chops is worth two in the bouche.
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