Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: MonsXI on January 31, 2012, 01:13:05 PM

Title: Heskey Gone!
Post by: MonsXI on January 31, 2012, 01:13:05 PM: Love him or hate he give his all for us!

Cya Big man!

http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-transfer-news.shtm?name=Emile+Heskey
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: Chris Harte on January 31, 2012, 01:20:27 PM: That's quite a spoof.
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: MonsXI on January 31, 2012, 01:21:15 PM: Quote from: Chris Harte on January 31, 2012, 01:20:27 PM
That's quite a spoof.

It's well done isnt it
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: DeeBoy1 on January 31, 2012, 01:23:48 PM: Damn You!
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: VillaAlways on January 31, 2012, 01:24:46 PM: >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: Chris Harte on January 31, 2012, 01:26:01 PM: http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-transfer-news.shtm?name=Alan+Hutton

http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-transfer-news.shtm?name=Stephen+Warnock

I wouldn't mind both of those happening.
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: UK Redsox on January 31, 2012, 01:47:46 PM: All the above are fake but I managed to reach the genuine page (http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-transfer-news.shtm?name=Legion)
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: dave.woodhall on January 31, 2012, 03:26:33 PM: Gosh, that was funny.
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: MarkM on January 31, 2012, 03:48:20 PM: Quote from: dave.woodhall on January 31, 2012, 03:26:33 PM
Gosh, that was funny.

Do I detect I hint of sarcasm there Dave?
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: dave.woodhall on January 31, 2012, 03:49:30 PM: Quote from: MarkM on January 31, 2012, 03:48:20 PM
Quote from: dave.woodhall on January 31, 2012, 03:26:33 PM
Gosh, that was funny.

Do I detect I hint of sarcasm there Dave?

Just slightly.
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: Simon Ward on January 31, 2012, 03:52:12 PM: On the outside I'm laughing!
Inside I am furious!
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: JUAN PABLO on January 31, 2012, 03:55:54 PM: do sky really need to employ Jim White anymore with no transfers
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: bertlambshank on January 31, 2012, 04:04:37 PM: Happy Jim White day!
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on January 31, 2012, 04:06:42 PM: http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-transfer-news.shtm?name=Nikola+Zigic

I'm beginning to get suspicious....
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: JUAN PABLO on January 31, 2012, 04:07:58 PM: Quote from: ADVILLAFAN on January 31, 2012, 04:06:42 PM
http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-transfer-news.shtm?name=Nikola+Zigic

I'm beginning to get suspicious....

that one is true , Heskey has heard MON still loves him , so he wants to play for pubehead instard of Barca..
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: Chris Harte on January 31, 2012, 04:50:33 PM: Its the end of fanzines as we know it.

http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-transfer-news.shtm?name=Dave+Woodhall

;D
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: Legion on January 31, 2012, 06:47:21 PM: Raised a smile at least.
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: UK Redsox on January 31, 2012, 06:48:04 PM: Quote from: Legion on January 31, 2012, 06:47:21 PM
Raised a smile at least.

Are you sure that it wasn't just wind ?
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: Legion on January 31, 2012, 06:48:43 PM: No, just a crap week so far.
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on January 31, 2012, 08:09:43 PM: Heskey was heading for the exit but he missed and now he's locked in the lavatory
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: Macho Man Randy Savage on January 31, 2012, 09:42:10 PM: Joking aside, how much longer is Heskey due to be with us? I'm sure he's been here for 3 years now and I don't remember his contract ever being renewed.
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: Hoppo on January 31, 2012, 09:46:39 PM: End of season.
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: PONGO49 on February 02, 2012, 07:16:40 PM: http://www.skybet.com/cms/breaking-transfer-news.shtm?name=Bosko+Balaban
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: Bottom Right 89 on February 02, 2012, 08:45:20 PM: Quote from: dave.woodhall on January 31, 2012, 03:49:30 PM
Quote from: MarkM on January 31, 2012, 03:48:20 PM
Quote from: dave.woodhall on January 31, 2012, 03:26:33 PM
Gosh, that was funny.

Do I detect I hint of sarcasm there Dave?

Just slightly.
In the beginning something as funny as this would have been on the back cover of Heroes - admit it there was a slight snigger.
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: dave.woodhall on February 02, 2012, 08:46:12 PM: Quote from: Bottom Right 89 on February 02, 2012, 08:45:20 PM
Quote from: dave.woodhall on January 31, 2012, 03:49:30 PM
Quote from: MarkM on January 31, 2012, 03:48:20 PM
Quote from: dave.woodhall on January 31, 2012, 03:26:33 PM
Gosh, that was funny.

Do I detect I hint of sarcasm there Dave?

Just slightly.
In the beginning something as funny as this would have been on the back cover of Heroes - admit it there was a slight snigger.

In the beginning it might have been original.
Title: Re: Heskey Gone!
Post by: Jimmy Smash on February 02, 2012, 10:57:32 PM: I'd be willing to bet that Heskey gets offered a one year extension of his contract... on a reduced salary. He seems to have some mystical power over managers specifically and the football industry as a whole. McL seems to be no exception.