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Title: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: villadelph on November 07, 2011, 10:47:29 PM
I realize this could go in the Brown's section but the Heroes Discussion could always use a pick-me up. As most of us know Lerner's Browns are awful. Maybe we should appreciate our situation a little bit more. At least none of us have the comedic qualities to make a video like this.


Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 07, 2011, 10:54:06 PM
"I'll see you Sunday". Excellent.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 07, 2011, 10:56:18 PM
"You are a factory of sadness. I'll see you Sunday."

We've all been there!
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: TheSandman on November 07, 2011, 11:02:07 PM
Seems we have more in common than just the owner.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: AV82EC on November 07, 2011, 11:13:05 PM
Quality, that could be any Villa fan from the past 30 years.
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Post by: The Laughing Policeman on November 08, 2011, 12:13:22 AM
The American version of Black Country Villain.
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Post by: john e on November 08, 2011, 12:50:23 AM
Just brilliant
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Post by: Hookeysmith on November 08, 2011, 09:19:12 AM
Brilliant

Spoken like a true fan - its a pity that none of the players in any of these teams actually know what its like to be a fan
The point he makes about the game being the time when we can detatch ourselves from our normal life is a relevant one - and the main reason why we all get so over the top happy with a win and so suicidal when we dont
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Post by: Walmley_Villa on November 08, 2011, 09:26:17 AM
I think we have all felt his pain.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: JUAN PABLO on November 08, 2011, 09:38:20 AM
awesome ( usa talk ) .     loved it ..
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: Mark H on November 08, 2011, 09:56:47 AM
That had me giggling away here like a mad man - loved it !! - and that is a real fan right there and as above the ending is just brilliant !!
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: Mazrim on November 08, 2011, 10:09:15 AM
Sporting pain is a universal language.

At least the NFL team I love is currently providing me with joy (Green Bay).
I've been following american football since 1983 and in all that time the Browns have been awful.

At least Villa have had moments in the sunshine since then.
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Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 08, 2011, 11:16:36 AM
Brilliant!

You are a factory of sadness. I know exactly how he feels. How many weekends have the Villa ruined..
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: Simba on November 08, 2011, 11:28:03 AM
Theatre od Dreams

Stadium of Light

Factory of Sadness.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: Lambert and Payne on November 08, 2011, 11:30:23 AM
The American version of Black Country Villain.
Almost, but the "I'll see you Sunday" comment changes things!
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: garyshawsknee on November 08, 2011, 01:12:30 PM
Proud history,bright future,factory of Sadness.

That could be put on the envelope sent to season ticket holders next year.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: Mister E on November 08, 2011, 01:31:13 PM
Awesome vid - captures the moment for any true fan; the bile followed by the renewed commitment. I love it - the guy should go up on  the Browns' wall of fame (there's probably loads of space there).
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on November 08, 2011, 02:17:37 PM
On the basis that most of us Villa fans do not have the first clue about what is happening on an American Football field and most Cleveland Brown fans have no understanding of "soccerrrrr", we should all swap.
We can then cluelessly watch each others teams in blissful ignorance thinking that what we are seeing is good instead of the aforementioned factory of sadness. 
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: MarkM on November 08, 2011, 02:43:24 PM
Excellent, he really sums up following a team for me.

Desperation, pain, saddness

And continued loyalty through it all
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Post by: achilles on November 08, 2011, 06:06:58 PM
That is really class... absolutely brilliant... sums it all up really!
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Post by: Rigadon on November 08, 2011, 06:09:52 PM
Haha.  Nice punchline.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: Legion on November 08, 2011, 07:06:27 PM
Superb.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: kipeye on November 08, 2011, 07:13:54 PM
Any chance we could get a combined thread with some Browns fans?
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Post by: CBAV06 on November 08, 2011, 07:27:32 PM
Any chance we could get a combined thread with some Browns fans?

Once in awhile you do. lol
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: AV82EC on November 08, 2011, 09:35:12 PM
Sporting pain is a universal language.

At least the NFL team I love is currently providing me with joy (Green Bay).
I've been following american football since 1983 and in all that time the Browns have been awful.

At least Villa have had moments in the sunshine since then.

Haven't they got to a couple of AFC Championship games in that period?  I know its not pulling up trees but still.......
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 08, 2011, 09:39:32 PM
How many of you have tried to get 'factory of sadness' into a conversation today?
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Post by: Lizz on November 08, 2011, 09:49:38 PM
See you Sunday. Brilliant.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: CBAV06 on November 09, 2011, 01:13:58 AM
Sporting pain is a universal language.

At least the NFL team I love is currently providing me with joy (Green Bay).
I've been following american football since 1983 and in all that time the Browns have been awful.

At least Villa have had moments in the sunshine since then.

Haven't they got to a couple of AFC Championship games in that period?  I know its not pulling up trees but still.......

The late eighties were good years for the Browns, 3 AFC Championship games (losses to Denver). Not so much since then.
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Post by: KevinGage on November 09, 2011, 01:26:21 AM
Any chance we could get a combined thread with some Browns fans?

Glenn Peen hasn't posted for a while, but give it a go, sure.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: The Left Side on November 09, 2011, 02:11:02 AM
Fantastic Video!
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Post by: NeilH on November 09, 2011, 09:41:48 AM
Absolutely brilliant. I could not empathise anymore with the last statement. Many was a time that I walked away from VP filled with anger, only to look over my shoulder and realise I'd be doing it all again in two weeks.
Someone really ought to re-create it for Villa.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: Summers on November 09, 2011, 11:08:17 AM
Brilliant.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: Muscle-Dolphin on November 09, 2011, 11:11:36 AM
Comparing "apples to oranges".  As someone who lives in Canada and the U.S.A. (and having a wife from outside Birmingham U.K.) there really is no comparison in English football to the Cleveland Browns.  For instance, there is no relegation in the NFL.  If there was, Cleveland would never ever be in the "Premier League" of American football.  They'd probably be fighting to stay in the "Championship".  The Grey Cup winners of the CFL would probably give them a good game.  Hell, LSU or Alabama of the NCAA might even be competitive.  The threat of relegation is our friend and I hope that some owners do not get their desire of having a "relegation free" Premier League.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: Mazrim on November 09, 2011, 11:49:41 AM
Sporting pain is a universal language.

At least the NFL team I love is currently providing me with joy (Green Bay).
I've been following american football since 1983 and in all that time the Browns have been awful.

At least Villa have had moments in the sunshine since then.

Haven't they got to a couple of AFC Championship games in that period?  I know its not pulling up trees but still.......

In fairness, I had forgotten about those.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: UK Redsox on November 09, 2011, 01:27:05 PM
The Randy Browns (ie not the team that is now the Balmer Ravens) have made the playoffs just once, as a Wild Card in 2002. They lost to the Steelers in the playoffs

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/cle/playoffs.htm


(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/Cleveland_Brown.png)


Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: villadelph on November 09, 2011, 03:48:04 PM
Comparing "apples to oranges".  As someone who lives in Canada and the U.S.A. (and having a wife from outside Birmingham U.K.) there really is no comparison in English football to the Cleveland Browns.  For instance, there is no relegation in the NFL.  If there was, Cleveland would never ever be in the "Premier League" of American football.  They'd probably be fighting to stay in the "Championship".  The Grey Cup winners of the CFL would probably give them a good game.  Hell, LSU or Alabama of the NCAA might even be competitive.  The threat of relegation is our friend and I hope that some owners do not get their desire of having a "relegation free" Premier League.

No CFL or NCAA Football team could compete with an NFL team, fact.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: CBAV06 on November 09, 2011, 07:54:11 PM
Comparing "apples to oranges".  As someone who lives in Canada and the U.S.A. (and having a wife from outside Birmingham U.K.) there really is no comparison in English football to the Cleveland Browns.  For instance, there is no relegation in the NFL.  If there was, Cleveland would never ever be in the "Premier League" of American football.  They'd probably be fighting to stay in the "Championship".  The Grey Cup winners of the CFL would probably give them a good game.  Hell, LSU or Alabama of the NCAA might even be competitive.  The threat of relegation is our friend and I hope that some owners do not get their desire of having a "relegation free" Premier League.

No CFL or NCAA Football team could compete with an NFL team, fact.

I think it is more a figure of speech. The guys that don't make the NFL travel to Canada to play in the CFL, if there are spots available. It is a slightly different style game too.

Oh, I realized many of you might not be aware but the guy that makes that video is a comedian and Cleveland is one of his subjects. He also did this one: http://youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 09, 2011, 09:00:13 PM
Oh, I realized many of you might not be aware but the guy that makes that video is a comedian and Cleveland is one of his subjects. He also did this one: http://youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY


While i was a student, and for a year or so after, I spent summers / extended holidays travelling around the US, mainly by delivering cars, or using Greyhound buses.

I spent a fair amount of time in most major cities, but the scariest experience i had was having to spend a few hours at the Greyhound station in Cleveland late at night.

I've never seen such a high concentration of absolute mentals since then. It was in the late 80s, so Cleveland may have changed in the meantime, but wow, what a place it was back then.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: Risso on November 09, 2011, 10:04:41 PM
Comparing "apples to oranges".  As someone who lives in Canada and the U.S.A. (and having a wife from outside Birmingham U.K.) there really is no comparison in English football to the Cleveland Browns.  For instance, there is no relegation in the NFL.  If there was, Cleveland would never ever be in the "Premier League" of American football.  They'd probably be fighting to stay in the "Championship".  The Grey Cup winners of the CFL would probably give them a good game.  Hell, LSU or Alabama of the NCAA might even be competitive.  The threat of relegation is our friend and I hope that some owners do not get their desire of having a "relegation free" Premier League.

No CFL or NCAA Football team could compete with an NFL team, fact.

I think it is more a figure of speech. The guys that don't make the NFL travel to Canada to play in the CFL, if there are spots available. It is a slightly different style game too.


I've been to a couple of CFL games....great fun to watch.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt on November 09, 2011, 11:42:09 PM
http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=20731
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: The Left Side on November 10, 2011, 01:24:57 AM
Comparing "apples to oranges".  As someone who lives in Canada and the U.S.A. (and having a wife from outside Birmingham U.K.) there really is no comparison in English football to the Cleveland Browns.  For instance, there is no relegation in the NFL.  If there was, Cleveland would never ever be in the "Premier League" of American football.  They'd probably be fighting to stay in the "Championship".  The Grey Cup winners of the CFL would probably give them a good game.  Hell, LSU or Alabama of the NCAA might even be competitive.  The threat of relegation is our friend and I hope that some owners do not get their desire of having a "relegation free" Premier League.

No CFL or NCAA Football team could compete with an NFL team, fact.

I think it is more a figure of speech. The guys that don't make the NFL travel to Canada to play in the CFL, if there are spots available. It is a slightly different style game too.


I've been to a couple of CFL games....great fun to watch.

Which teams/venues did you go to? Go Riders!
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: CBAV06 on November 14, 2011, 05:58:14 PM
Comparing "apples to oranges".  As someone who lives in Canada and the U.S.A. (and having a wife from outside Birmingham U.K.) there really is no comparison in English football to the Cleveland Browns.  For instance, there is no relegation in the NFL.  If there was, Cleveland would never ever be in the "Premier League" of American football.  They'd probably be fighting to stay in the "Championship".  The Grey Cup winners of the CFL would probably give them a good game.  Hell, LSU or Alabama of the NCAA might even be competitive.  The threat of relegation is our friend and I hope that some owners do not get their desire of having a "relegation free" Premier League.

No CFL or NCAA Football team could compete with an NFL team, fact.

I think it is more a figure of speech. The guys that don't make the NFL travel to Canada to play in the CFL, if there are spots available. It is a slightly different style game too.


I've been to a couple of CFL games....great fun to watch.

Which teams/venues did you go to? Go Riders!

My inlaws are Riders fans, although we all live in Winnipeg now.

I do not have a CFL team yet lol
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: The Left Side on November 15, 2011, 02:02:02 AM
They are everywhere!
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: wombat on November 15, 2011, 05:51:39 AM
from the Brown's Board

Quote
I'm leaving 80* weather, taking off four days of work, flying 1200 miles to see the Browns beat the 1-7 Rams ... if they lose I will take a giant apeshit on the 50 yardline ... while holding up a sign that says "This one's for you, Randy ... you midget soccer-loving homo".

Does Leighton have a banner in mind for a reply?!?!?!
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: Hookeysmith on November 15, 2011, 08:18:36 AM
They really are shit arn't they

Wonder what makes Randy keep it all going - sense of history, family pride?
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: PeterWithe on November 15, 2011, 11:30:14 AM
http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=20731

Blimey, the natives don't like him owning us do they?
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: NeilH on November 15, 2011, 11:37:14 AM
http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=20731




Blimey, the natives don't like him owning us do they?

Goes some way to explaining why he's focussing on them right them. They sound like a proper car crash
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on November 15, 2011, 01:02:03 PM
They've probably been the most consistently bad side in American Football over the 10 years that I've been watching American Football. With the American draft system and easier fixtures for poorer teams, it is quite an impressive feat to be so bad year on year.
Title: Re: We could be Randy's other team..
Post by: CBAV06 on November 15, 2011, 01:19:14 PM
They've probably been the most consistently bad side in American Football over the 10 years that I've been watching American Football. With the American draft system and easier fixtures for poorer teams, it is quite an impressive feat to be so bad year on year.

The Brown's problem begin with continuity, the fans consistently blame the coach and a new one is brought in and the mess begins again. This year the offense was revamped to play a different style (think going from a 4-3-3 to a 4-5-1), however the labor negotiations limited the teams contact with players before the season...so they started out in a HUGE whole, again. So the team is doing bad and the fans are calling to replace the coach, again.
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