Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Mister E on October 12, 2011, 01:15:02 PM
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(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/10/11/1318348579613/Gabriel-Agbonlahor-007.jpg)
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Ah yes, this is just before the Chief suffocates him with a pillow.
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And our next contestant on Mastermind is.........................................
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You ent seen me......Roight!!
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"Darren who?"
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they put all moy speed in moy legs and feet.
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"Why do I have to take my boots off to enter the building manager?"
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"Ya wanna foul the new carpet ya'd better think again our kid"
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"To love to read is to exchange hours of ennui for hours of delight."
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by the way, kidding aside, the article from where that photo comes from is a good read and portrays the club in a favourable light. Bad pic nonetheless but I'm sure Gabby stopped giving a shit about his looks a good while back. Smashing player, and top bloke all round.
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Whats that sign say ...?
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"Where did this mosque come from boss?"
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I can only read English.
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(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/10/11/1318348579613/Gabriel-Agbonlahor-007.jpg)
OK, one last time. These are small... but the ones out there are far away. Small... far away... ah forget it!
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Top man is our Gabby.
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"Back of the line treacle, or i'll nut ya!!"
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Who's your fucking daddy?!
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Who's your fucking daddy?!
20 kids then raise their arms, point at Gabby and shout, "You are daddy!"
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"Why do I have to take my boots off to enter the building manager?"
Applauds.
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"Hmmm did I leave the iron on?"
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"Can you smell gas?"
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Who's your fucking daddy?!
20 kids then raise their arms, point at Gabby and shout, "You are daddy!"
Very good.
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"what does m-a-na-ger mean gaffer?"
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Gabby: "is that a good sign gaffer?"
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'WHERES YER TOOL ?'
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'They've locked me out again'.
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But that means you'll have to do me laces up again when we come back out after lunch boss
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"The new gaffer loves Krypton Factor. You see, all our boots are already inside there... and we've somehow gotta get them out now. Use our initiative like.
"Emile hasn't been injured. It just took three weeks to escape from the maze!
"Can you go and get them for me?"