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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: richardhubbard on September 07, 2011, 05:55:43 PM

Title: 0% villa, 100% geordie tat shite
Post by: richardhubbard on September 07, 2011, 05:55:43 PM: If your misses ever thought about buying this shite, divorce her!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2034649/Geordies-score-Newcastle-United-unveils-range-monochrome-lingerie.html
Title: Re: 0% villa, 100% geordie tat shite
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on September 07, 2011, 06:23:01 PM: And no doubt offered in Mr. Ashley's shops at £5.00 a wheelbarrow full.
Title: Re: 0% villa, 100% geordie tat shite
Post by: German James on September 07, 2011, 07:13:26 PM: Even in claret with blue trim?
Title: Re: 0% villa, 100% geordie tat shite
Post by: eamonn on September 07, 2011, 07:23:05 PM: Bet the pornodwarves are raging they didn't think of it first.
Title: Re: 0% villa, 100% geordie tat shite
Post by: willywombat on September 08, 2011, 08:47:35 AM: I'm so appalled i'm going to have another look
Title: Re: 0% villa, 100% geordie tat shite
Post by: MoetVillan on September 08, 2011, 01:40:17 PM: In the words of Terry Thomas, "Ding dong". As for the colour scheme, meh, as if we really care. I have seen geordie fans hanging around their ground, and watched a couple of episodes of Byker Grove. They didnt look like this lass.
Title: Re: 0% villa, 100% geordie tat shite
Post by: FatSam on September 08, 2011, 02:11:05 PM: Quote from: eamonn on September 07, 2011, 07:23:05 PM
Bet the pornodwarves are raging they didn't think of it first.

They don't miss a trick:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/nov/18/west-ham-katy-perry-lingerie
Title: Re: 0% villa, 100% geordie tat shite
Post by: Toronto Villa on September 08, 2011, 02:11:15 PM: The only problem I have that will help this model relate to her new customer base is that's she's not topless. Off course, the Geordies will insist on her also being fat, tatooed and hammered, but that's their issue.
Title: Re: 0% villa, 100% geordie tat shite
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on September 08, 2011, 04:51:15 PM: Quote from: toronto villa on September 08, 2011, 02:11:15 PM
The only problem I have that will help this model relate to her new customer base is that's she's not topless. Off course, the Geordies will insist on her also being fat, tatooed and hammered, but that's their issue.
Whenever I think about the "Geordie Nation" and it's female branch in particular these are the two that spring to mind.
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/412/40197382fatslags203.th.gif) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/402/40197382fatslags203.gif/)
Come back Fat Slags I miss you.
I would have liked to see an adventure where San and Tray met Roger Mellie.
Title: Re: 0% villa, 100% geordie tat shite
Post by: Dave Cooper please on September 08, 2011, 04:54:55 PM: Were the Fat Slags Geordies?
The accent they used in the animated shorts they did were more Stoke-on-Trent if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: 0% villa, 100% geordie tat shite
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on September 08, 2011, 05:09:20 PM: Quote from: Chas N'Dave Cooper on September 08, 2011, 04:54:55 PM
Were the Fat Slags Geordies?
The accent they used in the animated shorts they did were more Stoke-on-Trent if I remember correctly.
They were certainly conceived by a Geordie mind, and in Viz they always 'spoke' with a Geordie accent. I think in the movie version they went with a more generic Midlands/Northern accent in order to piss off as many people as possible. :)