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Title: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: TimTheVillain on August 21, 2011, 11:58:45 AM
....was HOT yesterday, HOT and tasted like piss.

I tried to exchange for a cold one, but no-go, they were all HOT !

Act and together comes to mind, thank God is wasn't a hot day !

Winge over !
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Apyadg on August 21, 2011, 11:59:50 AM
That's why you should drink a fine ale that doesn't have to numb your taste buds so you can't taste it ;)

It's at this point when discussing beer than I'm usually called a twat.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: The Man With A Stick on August 21, 2011, 12:02:49 PM
Fosters?  Ugh.

Weren't they selling Heineken last season?
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: pig on August 21, 2011, 12:40:47 PM
I love how in the UK you can get a warm coke and cold sausage roll. No idea how they do it.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Fergal on August 21, 2011, 01:12:32 PM
That's why you should drink a fine ale that doesn't have to numb your taste buds so you can't taste it ;)

It's at this point when discussing beer than I'm usually called a twat.
Twat :)
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: martin on August 21, 2011, 02:19:00 PM
I'm intrigued as to why you would have wanted a cold Fosters that tasted liker piss.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: cdbearsfan on August 21, 2011, 03:06:35 PM
You want a pint that's cold AND doesn't taste like piss? Fussy bastard.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: martin on August 21, 2011, 03:27:02 PM
I can't remember so well from the 80s ads. Was it Fosters or Castlemaine that was the amber neck-tie?
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Des Little on August 21, 2011, 03:42:32 PM
I had a Fosters too.  It's a fcuking horrible lager.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: TimTheVillain on August 21, 2011, 05:32:16 PM
I'm intrigued as to why you would have wanted a cold Fosters that tasted liker piss.

HOT Fosters tastes like piss, COLD Fosters has a different taste.

Go figure !
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Dave on August 21, 2011, 06:06:06 PM
I'm intrigued as to why you would have wanted a cold Fosters that tasted liker piss.

HOT Fosters tastes like piss, COLD Fosters has a different taste.
Cold piss?
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Risso on August 21, 2011, 06:26:12 PM
Australian lager is horrible.  Fizzy yellow piss.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on August 21, 2011, 06:50:45 PM
I hate fosters also but warm fosters that's not on, someone should complain to the general...oh
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: TimTheVillain on August 21, 2011, 06:56:10 PM
I'm intrigued as to why you would have wanted a cold Fosters that tasted liker piss.

HOT Fosters tastes like piss, COLD Fosters has a different taste.
Cold piss?

Undefinable, not beer as we know it !

And the staff, gormlessosity personified.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: flybo on August 21, 2011, 07:28:10 PM
Fosters is like making love in a canoe. Close to water
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Surrey Villain on August 21, 2011, 08:59:16 PM
My first pint in the Holte was Heineken but it tasted like it had been in the barrel since May.  Serves me right for getting there early!
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: gervilla on August 21, 2011, 09:29:27 PM
I like beer, make that most beers.
Australia has some of the best beers I have ever tasted.
Fosters does not fit into either of these categories.
It is rank.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on August 21, 2011, 09:44:02 PM
Australians don't like it either
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: gervilla on August 21, 2011, 10:00:23 PM
Australians don't like it either

Yup, they have some seriously good beers over there. I'm not surprised they don't drink that piss.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Caiphus on August 21, 2011, 10:32:39 PM
We keep our good beer for ourselves and export that crap, yet you lot still drink it by the olympic-size swimming pool.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Ad@m on August 21, 2011, 11:29:53 PM
On the subject of shoddy offerings by the kiosks at the ground I asked for my usual chip butty yesterday (a snack I've appreciated for years at the ground) to be told they don't do them anymore.

They have baps for the burgers and they still sell chips.  But they no longer serve chips in baps.

If someone can explain the logic in that they're a better man than me!
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Dave Cooper please on August 21, 2011, 11:39:26 PM
Given the fantastic choice of tasty and cheap food from all the various outlets in the vicinity of Villa Park and the fact that there are several pubs within walking distance (one or two of them are even decent), anyone who eats or drinks inside the ground deserves to be ripped off.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Ad@m on August 21, 2011, 11:45:38 PM
Given the fantastic choice of tasty and cheap food from all the various outlets in the vicinity of Villa Park and the fact that there are several pubs within walking distance (one or two of them are even decent), anyone who eats or drinks inside the ground deserves to be ripped off.

It's difficult to get to the pub at half time.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: dave.woodhall on August 21, 2011, 11:50:00 PM
Given the fantastic choice of tasty and cheap food from all the various outlets in the vicinity of Villa Park and the fact that there are several pubs within walking distance (one or two of them are even decent), anyone who eats or drinks inside the ground deserves to be ripped off.

It's difficult to get to the pub at half time.


I'm sure you can go two hours without beer.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: eamonn on August 21, 2011, 11:51:09 PM
On the subject of shoddy offerings by the kiosks at the ground I asked for my usual chip butty yesterday (a snack I've appreciated for years at the ground) to be told they don't do them anymore.

They have baps for the burgers and they still sell chips.  But they no longer serve chips in baps.

If someone can explain the logic in that they're a better man than me!

Carb-overload. They're thinking about your arteries.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Ad@m on August 21, 2011, 11:52:08 PM
Given the fantastic choice of tasty and cheap food from all the various outlets in the vicinity of Villa Park and the fact that there are several pubs within walking distance (one or two of them are even decent), anyone who eats or drinks inside the ground deserves to be ripped off.

It's difficult to get to the pub at half time.


I'm sure you can go two hours without beer.

I can but it would be nice if the club served what the fans wanted.  We are customers after all.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Dave Cooper please on August 22, 2011, 12:04:11 AM
It would indeed. But surely by now you realise that it's not going to happen, and even if it did you are going to pay a stupid price for it!
Maybe if people weren't so willing to buy the overpriced shite they serve they would have a think about it and do something decent at a good price, but the queues never seem to get any smaller.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: DeKuip on August 22, 2011, 01:01:01 AM
So long as people are prepared to be ripped off for a bottle of warm piss they will continue to sell it. The only way to get them to provide decent refreshments at a fair price is by eating and drinking elsewhere.
It never ceases to amaze me that people pay a small fortune to watch the game then miss the last ten minutes of the first half so they can queue up to buy such crap food and over-priced beer.
Admittedly I'm from the generation when dining inside the ground meant being lucky enough to get a Wagon Wheel before they sold out at 2 o'clock - or standing by the bloke who was generous with his murray mints or Fishermans Friends.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: rutski on August 22, 2011, 07:55:44 AM
wanted to buy my lad a coke at half time in the lower holte, waited for 10 mins and didnt get near the front, then went back to watch the game. Ridiculous
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Clampy on August 22, 2011, 08:23:04 AM
Given the fantastic choice of tasty and cheap food from all the various outlets in the vicinity of Villa Park and the fact that there are several pubs within walking distance (one or two of them are even decent), anyone who eats or drinks inside the ground deserves to be ripped off.

It's difficult to get to the pub at half time.


I'm sure you can go two hours without beer.

You'd be surprised how many people go down to get a beer 10 minutes before half time. I don't get it personally.

Talking of rip-offs, i bought a can of coke from one of those burger vans under the bridge by the church and stood waiting for my change from my £1 coin which i did'nt get.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: TimTheVillain on August 22, 2011, 09:20:35 AM
Football grounds eh., they do a great job of selling crap expensively to a captured market, not a bad model if you think about it !

Re. Fosters, two questions WHY ? and if so WHY HOT ? !

What's stopping Banks' bottling their stuff up and doing a deal ? - makes you wonder whether Prem grounds HAVE to sell that stuff, is it contractual or are the margins just too good to refuse ??





Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Ad@m on August 22, 2011, 01:56:06 PM
wanted to buy my lad a coke at half time in the lower holte, waited for 10 mins and didnt get near the front, then went back to watch the game. Ridiculous


I sit Lower Holte and went down bang on the half time whistle to get my chip butty (minus the butty).  By the time I'd got to the front of the queue and walked straight back to my seat I'd missed the first 5 minutes of the 2nd half!

Something is seriously wrong with the service if it takes 20 minutes to get served at half time.  But then like others have said, if people keep paying they've got no incentive to change.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: TimTheVillain on August 22, 2011, 03:46:57 PM
Ad@m,

The service is appalling all around the ground I reckon, and I understand the time pressures.

It's just the calibre of service staff that is addressable imo- 'can't be arsed' is the look on their faces.

The club could double its half time income if it made a better effort t get its act together.

PS. Fosters and HOT, man alive !!!!

Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: The Man With A Stick on August 22, 2011, 04:07:55 PM
We've been discussing the standard of service on here for as long as I can remember.  It's not a major issue for me these days as I'm happy to wait a couple of hours, but you have to wonder whether it's done deliberately.  Maybe they don't want hordes of pissed-up loons cluttering the ground by the time the second half comes around.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Villan For Life on August 23, 2011, 07:55:46 AM
And Fosters report a A$93m loss which is about £55m.

Given the taste of their product I'm not surprised. An improvement on previous losses but shit product = shit results. There's a football analogy there somewhere.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14626488

Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Apyadg on August 23, 2011, 09:41:45 AM

It's just the calibre of service staff that is addressable imo- 'can't be arsed' is the look on their faces.




It's the same at any stadiums. Try motivating people who are on minimum wage and get one shift every 2 weeks.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Simon Ward on August 23, 2011, 12:35:38 PM
We were in section Q of the DE Witton Lane stand and the service at the refreshment kiosks was ok. Long wait at half time apparently according to my eldest son who gave up trying to get his coke fix!
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: K3Villa on August 23, 2011, 10:59:10 PM
Service in the Upper Holte tonight was very poor. Lots of bars closed for obvious reasons but still not enough staff AND the draft was off at half time due to a problem with the pipes and then the barrels. I can only imagine how much more money they would have taken if these small yet, important issues were addressed. So poor it's almost funny.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: TimTheVillain on August 24, 2011, 08:13:14 AM

It's just the calibre of service staff that is addressable imo- 'can't be arsed' is the look on their faces.




It's the same at any stadiums. Try motivating people who are on minimum wage and get one shift every 2 weeks.

I understand that, however to compensate, I would get the product right.

Poor service of an acceptable product is better than dreadful service of a more than deadful product.

Chill !

( The Fosters that is !)
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Clampy on August 24, 2011, 08:22:45 AM
Took a few friends into the Holte Pub last night seeing as it was free entry and they were very impressed. It's shame they have to charge £3-4 a time for a league game, it's a nice place to have a drink. They did run out of Fosters by 7pm though.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Dave Cooper please on August 24, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Took a few friends into the Holte Pub last night seeing as it was free entry and they were very impressed. It's shame they have to charge £3-4 a time for a league game, it's a nice place to have a drink. They did run out of Fosters by 7pm though.

How cold was it though.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: taylorsworkrate on August 24, 2011, 05:34:59 PM
Maybe we should start a campaign for quality real ales in the ground.

Then we could train some pigs to fly.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: The Laughing Policeman on August 24, 2011, 08:20:38 PM
Maybe we should start a campaign for quality real ales in the ground.

Then we could train some pigs to fly.
Bathams and Pig On The Wall mild would go down well.
But having read the comments in this thread I think I'd rather go without for a couple of hours.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: Pat McMahon on August 25, 2011, 07:01:47 AM
When my nephew was little we just used to pack a small plastic bottle or can of pop in his pocket or his wee backpack with his chocolate / sweets. The stewards never had an issue with this. This was partly a practical solution to avoid queuing but also to save money. Football grounds are universally a rip off for food and drink and usually offer the bland popular brands as the lowest common denominator. It is much easier these days to drink beforehand and arrive at 10 minutes to kick off.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: villan1975 on August 25, 2011, 02:45:59 PM

 or standing by the bloke who was generous with his murray mints or Fishermans Friends.
There were paedophiles in your day also?Thought they were a new invention.
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: bertlambshank on August 25, 2011, 03:19:30 PM
Maybe we should start a campaign for quality real ales in the ground.

Then we could train some pigs to fly.

Brighton do it.Fly piggy fly!
Title: Re: Bottled Fosters in the Upper Trinity ....
Post by: andyaston on August 25, 2011, 04:31:38 PM
I hope when I do take advantage of my season ticket card's free pie im not waiting long. As a rule I do not consume from the kiosks inside the ground but, hey when its free...
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