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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on July 25, 2011, 08:31:29 PM

Title: Caption competition
Post by: Legion on July 25, 2011, 08:31:29 PM: Small prize for the winner:

(http://www.avfc.co.uk/javaImages/b1/f6/0,,10265~9828017,00.jpg)
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Post by: CJ on July 25, 2011, 08:33:50 PM: Gok Wan ponders over his next bent conquest
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Post by: kipeye on July 25, 2011, 08:45:24 PM: Villa sign Yeung.
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Post by: garyshawsknee on July 25, 2011, 08:49:58 PM: New Blues director goes undercover.
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Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on July 25, 2011, 08:52:16 PM: Bent lets one rip in Chinese restaurant.
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Post by: brian green on July 25, 2011, 08:53:02 PM: I still prefer working with Ernie Wise
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Post by: D.boy on July 25, 2011, 08:55:31 PM: Michael Mcintyre will go to any lengths to get in a picture.

or

This wasn't what I had in mind when they put "Genting" on my shirt.
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Post by: bob on July 25, 2011, 08:57:10 PM: Ding The Amazing's ventriloquist act went down a storm at Hong Kong's Got Talent.
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Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on July 25, 2011, 08:58:03 PM: Darren Bent and a young Michael McIntyre do the worlds worst ever impersonation of Zaphod Beeblebrox.
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Post by: timeoutbigbar on July 25, 2011, 08:58:30 PM: Look pleased and move slowly towards the taxi...
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Post by: KRS on July 25, 2011, 09:02:56 PM: "I told him that weed was some good shiiiit man!"
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Post by: Witton Warrior on July 25, 2011, 09:09:37 PM: "I told you I was happy to be at Aston Villa"

Blissed-out Bent said today
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Post by: olofmilosevic on July 25, 2011, 09:11:33 PM: lets play 'just the tip'!!
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Post by: Rigadon on July 25, 2011, 09:12:07 PM: Bent reveals chip on his shoulder is actually a second head.
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Post by: citizenDJ on July 25, 2011, 09:14:39 PM: 'How To Get Ahead In Advertising' remake to be commentary on role of agents in modern sport.
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Post by: PeterWithesShin on July 25, 2011, 09:15:36 PM: "Sunderland fans still think I play for them, deluded twats."

"I didn't know Barry Bannan wore glasses, he's taller than I thought he was as well."
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Post by: villarob on July 25, 2011, 09:38:27 PM: Villa's new forward line; We won once, long time since
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Post by: Jimbo on July 25, 2011, 09:39:42 PM: "Hands up who thinks Stewart Downing's an ungrateful, disloyal, bottling, rat-faced maggot."
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Post by: Surrey Villain on July 25, 2011, 09:41:06 PM: Will somebody please remove this lad's finger from up my arse?
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Post by: D.boy on July 25, 2011, 09:53:13 PM: So that's where my G spot is.
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Post by: DeKuip on July 25, 2011, 09:57:48 PM: "I'm wearing my wife's knickers"
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Post by: KRS on July 25, 2011, 10:45:53 PM: "Chess? Here...use my shirt"
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Post by: Mellin on July 25, 2011, 10:50:01 PM: Newly installed Villa Park roulette table is a massive success.
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Post by: KRS on July 25, 2011, 10:53:24 PM: "Get your new Wirra shirts 'ere...come with flee chess board. No? Won buy DVD?"
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Post by: mattjpa on July 25, 2011, 11:07:36 PM: Ash-ree young, my hero!
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Post by: olaftab on July 25, 2011, 11:16:38 PM: "So him no look bent...look very much straight to me?" said in a Chinese accent.
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Post by: Lobsterboy on July 25, 2011, 11:17:22 PM: What do you mean that's my new strike partner; I thought it was a Michael McIntyre lookalike Lady Boy!
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Post by: Mister E on July 25, 2011, 11:57:55 PM: DB: "So I've just dropped a turd down the back of the lad in the check shirt and he thinks it was the bonzo with the bins behind me!"
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Post by: Mister E on July 25, 2011, 11:59:11 PM: DB: "The Michael McIntyre lookalike still can't believe the size of my cock!"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Brian Taylor on July 26, 2011, 02:37:57 AM: 600m football mad supporters in China out of 2bn population. That is where the money is.
Good luck against Blackburn and hope they roast Chelsea.
They'll probably be in The Dublin Jack during rest and recreation and Shatin races over weekend. God wish I was there.
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Post by: Zhong Yi on July 26, 2011, 06:05:31 AM: they love me long time
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Post by: *shellac* on July 26, 2011, 07:12:43 AM: "He doesn't look like Hong Kong Phooey to me!"
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Post by: MONCABA on July 26, 2011, 07:36:16 AM: OMG. Is that Dallen Bent?
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Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on July 26, 2011, 07:44:41 AM: Darren has his first taste of the local speciality - the Cream of Sum Yung Gy.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Mister E on July 26, 2011, 08:55:49 AM: Quote from: Brian Taylor on July 26, 2011, 02:37:57 AM
600m football mad supporters in China out of 2bn population. That is where the money is.
Good luck against Blackburn and hope they roast Chelsea.
They'll probably be in The Dublin Jack during rest and recreation and Shatin races over weekend. God wish I was there.
Not really very snappy, Brian, but good luck in the compo.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: N'ZMAV on July 26, 2011, 09:17:49 AM: Quote from: Legion on July 25, 2011, 08:31:29 PM
Small prize for the winner:

(http://www.avfc.co.uk/javaImages/b1/f6/0,,10265~9828017,00.jpg)

Bent's Cum face
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: DBTW on July 26, 2011, 10:03:53 AM: You tell me when to stop Darren.....
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Post by: Chipsticks on July 26, 2011, 12:09:40 PM: Bent ventures downtown to get a taste of 'brummy life'.
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Post by: DBTW on July 26, 2011, 12:12:19 PM: "You're all rubbery mate",...."ah fank you vewwy mach"
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Post by: Redsamurai on July 26, 2011, 04:20:27 PM: Hands up if you going to Birmingham to claim to be mr yungs son and destroy the small Heath alliance from within ???
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Post by: Brian Taylor on July 26, 2011, 04:29:03 PM: Fluctuations..And fluct you too Gwilo
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Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on July 26, 2011, 04:40:40 PM: Do you know Marcus Bent? He play for my father's team.
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Post by: MarkM on July 26, 2011, 05:09:31 PM: While meeting the fans, Darren Bent keeps his mind on his latest bank statement
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Post by: Dave Cooper please on July 27, 2011, 12:04:29 AM: "Herro, someone say you are bent me love you long time."
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Post by: Simba on July 27, 2011, 10:33:13 AM: Guy in check shirt:

"ALL TOGETHER NOW,

Got it uuup, going down... x3

Ching's got it up - now Benties going down. AGAIN
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: ktvillan on July 27, 2011, 11:17:10 AM: When Darren volunteered to represent Villa in the ancient Chinese fisting custom he didn't realise there was a whole crowd waiting to have a go....
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Post by: Hopadop on July 27, 2011, 12:05:03 PM: "...and after a spate of Sunday League copycats caused chaos on UK playing fields, UEFA announced a mandatory yellow card for the 'reach around' goal celebration"
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Legion on July 27, 2011, 07:11:19 PM: Quote from: Mark Kelly on July 25, 2011, 08:52:16 PM
Bent lets one rip in Chinese restaurant.

The winner. PM me with address details before Friday or you'll have to wait until September.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Simba on July 27, 2011, 07:40:20 PM: Whaaaaat? Legion is Sepp Blatter in Drag.

oh, congrats to winner. Humph.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Legion on July 27, 2011, 07:42:52 PM: You came a close second.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Simba on July 27, 2011, 07:47:07 PM: That's what Benty said.