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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: dave.woodhall on June 15, 2011, 04:50:39 PM

Title: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 15, 2011, 04:50:39 PM
Let's hear it for the birthday boy:

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Ozzjim,
happy birthday to you.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: Risso on June 15, 2011, 05:07:43 PM
Happy Birthday young whippersnapper.  Was good to meet you a few years back, hope to have chance to do so again this season.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: eamonn on June 15, 2011, 05:08:15 PM
He's not hit the big 30 yet has he? He still, or last time I saw him anyway, looks kinda 12ish.

Happy Birthday anyway Rich. Maybe Villa will appoint a new manager as your birthday surprise :)
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: villajk on June 15, 2011, 05:09:26 PM
Happy Birthday Ozzjim, hope you're having a good 'un.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on June 15, 2011, 05:42:07 PM
Happy Birthday, you Tony Slattery/Rodney Bewes look-a-like!
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: Whiney MacWhineface on June 15, 2011, 05:43:15 PM
Indeed. But no whimpering about still being in your 20s!
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: Chris Smith on June 15, 2011, 05:46:50 PM
Many happy returns, young man.

You're still at an age when a birthday is considered a good thing so make the most of it.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 15, 2011, 05:58:14 PM
All settled now is he not?  I preferred him in his moping early 20s days frequenting the Hot or Not thread.

Happy birthday to the little fella.

Moping? Any woman used to be on here he was like a particularly excited rat up a sexually-harassed drainpipe.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: Toronto Villa on June 15, 2011, 06:04:33 PM
many happy returns Ozz. Where else would you rather be on your birthday than with your H&V family chewing the Villa fat!
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: Legion on June 15, 2011, 06:14:38 PM
Happy Birthday, Ozz.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: charlie on June 15, 2011, 06:30:13 PM
Indeed, tis Ozzjim's birthday, poor bugger at true Villa fan whose birthday is celebrated by the signing of Big Eck!!

Never mind, happy birthday son!
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: ozzjim on June 15, 2011, 06:32:34 PM
Thanks everyone..... 29 this year. I get Alex McLeish and H&V in fighting for my birthday. Roll on 30 eh...
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: Legion on June 15, 2011, 06:34:36 PM
More mood lightening: during cricket practice today, one of the girls hit the ball towards me at speed. My missed effort at catching it was somewhat compounded by the dislocated little finger I suffered.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: darren woolley on June 15, 2011, 06:48:24 PM
Happy Birthday Ozzjim.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: villa1 on June 15, 2011, 06:49:14 PM
I got hit in the testicles with a rounders ball on Monday. Needless to say the kid who hit the ball has extra homework!

Happy birthday ozz.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: Exeter 77 on June 15, 2011, 06:59:22 PM
More mood lightening: during cricket practice today, one of the girls hit the ball towards me at speed. My missed effort at catching it was somewhat compounded by the dislocated little finger I suffered.

That could only happen to Legion.

Happy birthday Ozz.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: JUAN PABLO on June 15, 2011, 07:05:04 PM
Thanks everyone..... 29 this year. I get Alex McLeish and H&V in fighting for my birthday. Roll on 30 eh...

when we are talking about trying to get out of the championship..
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: olaftab on June 15, 2011, 07:51:36 PM
I heard you are 29 so born in 82 great year for all of us.  First we got the  cup and than you! Have a great day.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: eamonn on June 15, 2011, 10:04:30 PM
More mood lightening: during cricket practice today, one of the girls hit the ball towards me at speed. My missed effort at catching it was somewhat compounded by the dislocated little finger I suffered.

I was thinking you were due a bout of misfortune.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: Mac on June 15, 2011, 10:29:19 PM
Happy Birthday young man
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: Lizz on June 15, 2011, 10:46:57 PM
There's no new way of saying it [other than in a foreign language] so, happy birthday :)
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 15, 2011, 10:55:58 PM
Happy birthday, at least we didn't announce mcleish as manager on your birthday and ruin it
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: Dave Cooper please on June 15, 2011, 11:18:41 PM
I got hit in the testicles with a rounders ball on Monday.

Serves you right for playing rounders yer big gayer.
Title: Re: 0% Villa 100% Ozzjim: Lightening the mood
Post by: ozzjim on June 15, 2011, 11:44:08 PM
All settled now is he not?  I preferred him in his moping early 20s days frequenting the Hot or Not thread.

Happy birthday to the little fella.

Yep all settled down kids, mortgage, 9-5, McLeish as manager.... what is left eh?
I got hit in the testicles with a rounders ball on Monday.

Serves you right for playing rounders yer big gayer.

This made me laugh more than anything today. Thank you both, 1 for playing rounders, and 2, for the term you big gayer!
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