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Off Topic => Sports Arena => Topic started by: UK Redsox on May 27, 2011, 04:12:22 PM

Title: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: UK Redsox on May 27, 2011, 04:12:22 PM: Maria Redsox is still in the French Open as the weekend approaches.

It looks like all that extra cardio-training I've been giving her is paying off

(http://mit.zenfs.com/218/2011/05/kirilenko-bd-fo11.jpg)
Title: Re: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 27, 2011, 04:44:26 PM: Clijsters got knocked out so Maria is playing the World number 63,212... or something like that.

If she wins that and one more match she could be on course for a Quarter-Final showdown with Sharapova.

Try to calm yourself Mr Redsox!
Title: Re: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 27, 2011, 05:54:05 PM: Jammy jammy shot (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/13565477.stm).
Title: Re: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: darren woolley on May 28, 2011, 09:35:54 AM: Phone me Redsox if you need any help with the cardio workout I can be available anytime of night.
Title: Tennis
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 28, 2011, 10:46:39 AM: I've already reserved UKRedSox's sloppy seconds. You'll have to wait in line Darren.
Title: Tennis
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 28, 2011, 06:38:54 PM: Kirilenko's on telly now.
Title: Re: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 31, 2011, 12:02:51 AM: She's out. Useless cow.
Title: Re: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: UK Redsox on May 31, 2011, 08:27:19 AM: So, that's the French Open wrapped up for another year.

Roll on Wimbles
Title: Re: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 31, 2011, 08:35:05 AM: Quote from: UK Redsox on May 31, 2011, 08:27:19 AM
So, that's the French Open wrapped up for another year.

Not so fast!

She's still in the women's doubles.
Title: Re: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on May 31, 2011, 08:51:22 AM: I prefer Ivanovic, although she's been cack for a while.

Just nice that the Williams' brothers aren't in this tournament.
Title: Re: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 31, 2011, 08:55:08 AM: Quote from: ADVILLAFAN on May 31, 2011, 08:51:22 AM
Just nice that the Williams' brothers aren't in this tournament.

Stop stealing my material you!
Title: Re: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: Comrade Blitz on June 01, 2011, 11:06:32 AM: Quote from: ADVILLAFAN on May 31, 2011, 08:51:22 AM

Just nice that the Williams' brothers aren't in this tournament.

Rather!
Title: Re: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: UK Redsox on June 01, 2011, 02:13:31 PM: Quote from: cdvillafan on May 31, 2011, 08:35:05 AM
Quote from: UK Redsox on May 31, 2011, 08:27:19 AM
So, that's the French Open wrapped up for another year.

Not so fast!

She's still in the women's doubles.

Maria's now been knocked out of the ~~Girl on Girl Action~~ Women's Doubles

Never mind........... here's a photo

(http://start10g.ovh.net/~jibisblo/albums/userpics/10001/Maria-Kirilenko-Pattaya-0.jpg)
Title: Tennis
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 05, 2011, 03:28:00 AM: Nice to see the Chinese lady beat that Italian bloke in the Final.
Title: Re: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: *shellac* on June 06, 2011, 02:03:18 AM: Quote from: cdvillafan on June 05, 2011, 03:28:00 AM
Nice to see the Chinese lady beat that Italian bloke in the Final.
I was heartbroken when Maria lost.
Title: Re: Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 06, 2011, 09:21:58 AM: Quote from: UK Redsox on June 01, 2011, 02:13:31 PM
Quote from: cdvillafan on May 31, 2011, 08:35:05 AM
Quote from: UK Redsox on May 31, 2011, 08:27:19 AM
So, that's the French Open wrapped up for another year.

Not so fast!

She's still in the women's doubles.

Maria's now been knocked out of the ~~Girl on Girl Action~~ Women's Doubles

Never mind........... here's a photo

(http://start10g.ovh.net/~jibisblo/albums/userpics/10001/Maria-Kirilenko-Pattaya-0.jpg)

She's lovely. It's just a shame she's shit at tennis. Not quite shit enough to have to give it up and begin a career in pornography though, unfortunately.