Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: dave.woodhall on April 22, 2011, 03:57:51 PM

Title: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 22, 2011, 03:57:51 PM
£1.50 from all your favourite stockists. Plus Legion if he's got back from Las Vegas.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Legion on April 22, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
Cheek! I'll be outside the Trinity Road gates as per usual.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Exeter 77 on April 23, 2011, 06:42:42 PM
Just before 2pm I was striding confidently up to Mr Woodhall to buy the latest H&V and to introduce myself but I then noticed the bloke to his left and somehow turned into starstruck jibbering wreck. Sorry if I was a bit incoherent Dave, it seems being two feet away from Dennis Mortimer has that effect on me.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Legion on April 23, 2011, 06:44:03 PM
Excellent article by Andy Wainwright.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 23, 2011, 07:37:59 PM
Just before 2pm I was striding confidently up to Mr Woodhall to buy the latest H&V and to introduce myself but I then noticed the bloke to his left and somehow turned into starstruck jibbering wreck. Sorry if I was a bit incoherent Dave, it seems being two feet away from Dennis Mortimer has that effect on me.

Which one was he?
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Exeter 77 on April 23, 2011, 07:44:35 PM
Just before 2pm I was striding confidently up to Mr Woodhall to buy the latest H&V and to introduce myself but I then noticed the bloke to his left and somehow turned into starstruck jibbering wreck. Sorry if I was a bit incoherent Dave, it seems being two feet away from Dennis Mortimer has that effect on me.



Which one was he?

The one you pointed to and said he used to have a shirt like mine - the 82-83 Champions Of Europe shirt.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Louzie0 on April 23, 2011, 07:45:48 PM
Cheek! I'll be outside the Trinity Road gates as per usual.

Ah - so I got mine from you!
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: UK Redsox on April 23, 2011, 07:45:50 PM
The Legion / Villasubmariner double act on Trinity Road kept me entertained for a good while pre-game
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Legion on April 23, 2011, 07:48:56 PM
Cheek! I'll be outside the Trinity Road gates as per usual.

Ah - so I got mine from you!

Not necessarily. Which side of the road?
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: olaftab on April 23, 2011, 07:49:32 PM
My fresh copy was "stolen"  in the Holte. Will  need to buy another one  at the Wigan game.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Legion on April 23, 2011, 07:50:17 PM
Good lad.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Louzie0 on April 23, 2011, 07:53:54 PM
Cheek! I'll be outside the Trinity Road gates as per usual.

Ah - so I got mine from you!

Not necessarily. Which side of the road?

at the gate to the Holte End on Trinity Road
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Legion on April 23, 2011, 07:57:13 PM
Not me then. That's Steve Whitehouse. I'm further down, outside the gates in front of the McGregor statue.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Louzie0 on April 23, 2011, 08:01:40 PM
So - Steve Whitehouse, devastatingly handsome H&V seller, eh.  And the magazine was a good read on the train afterwards, as well.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 23, 2011, 08:12:09 PM
Just before 2pm I was striding confidently up to Mr Woodhall to buy the latest H&V and to introduce myself but I then noticed the bloke to his left and somehow turned into starstruck jibbering wreck. Sorry if I was a bit incoherent Dave, it seems being two feet away from Dennis Mortimer has that effect on me.



Which one was he?

The one you pointed to and said he used to have a shirt like mine - the 82-83 Champions Of Europe shirt.

Oh, that was who he was?
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: davevillan on April 23, 2011, 10:21:03 PM
I got mine from poor Mac outside the church. I felt sorry as he had that bloody awful choir behind him. They were so bad they made St.winifreds school choir sound good!!!!
Dave, under the circumstances, he deserves some extra commission for having to endure that din  ;D
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: dave.woodhall on April 23, 2011, 10:26:47 PM
I got mine from poor Mac outside the church. I felt sorry as he had that bloody awful choir behind him. They were so bad they made St.winifreds school choir sound good!!!!
Dave, under the circumstances, he deserves some extra commission for having to endure that din  ;D

They were soundchecking when we got there. They had a full PA crew. A church choir with a PA crew.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on April 24, 2011, 07:12:51 AM
I got mine from poor Mac outside the church. I felt sorry as he had that bloody awful choir behind him. They were so bad they made St.winifreds school choir sound good!!!!
Dave, under the circumstances, he deserves some extra commission for having to endure that din  ;D

They were soundchecking when we got there. They had a full PA crew. A church choir with a PA crew.

I stopped and listened to that church choir for good 5 minutes. Admittedly it was only because I had to queue that long for my 99 from the ice cream van.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: davevillan on April 24, 2011, 08:38:04 AM
I would suggest their PA sound checks need looking at. They were awful, made some of the worst auditions on the X-factor sound good!
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on April 24, 2011, 08:42:42 AM
Purchased from my usual reliable source - Percy - aka Mr Whitehouse (devastatingly handsome ? :o  )
Had a nice chat with Dorset Villa - perhaps we all should have followed Damon Green`s idea and missed out on the game
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Mac on April 24, 2011, 09:29:02 AM
Percy is Not Mr Whitehouse.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Percy McCarthy on April 24, 2011, 01:29:33 PM
Percy is Not Mr Whitehouse.

No, but I am devastatingly handsome.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: eamonn on April 24, 2011, 04:02:02 PM
Yeah, I always thought Percy comes across as a hard bastard, the Whitehouse chap not so much.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on April 25, 2011, 11:29:06 AM
Percy is Not Mr Whitehouse.

I`m confused - Who is Steve Whitehouse then?
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: cdbearsfan on April 25, 2011, 11:29:58 AM
He sells by the Holte End and looks a bit like Mr Mackie, out of South Park. Percy sells by Aston Park, and looks a bit like Mark E Smith, out of The Fall.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Clampy on April 25, 2011, 11:35:22 AM
Percy is Not Mr Whitehouse.

I`m confused - Who is Steve Whitehouse then?

He is the extremely tall chap with glasses, who me and a mate have re-named Steve Lighthouse. Nice chap too.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Louzie0 on April 25, 2011, 03:51:43 PM
Percy is Not Mr Whitehouse.

No, but I am devastatingly handsome.

Maybe it was you, then.  There's a way to settle this.
When you look in the mirror, do you find yourself muttering, "Yesss...'Mr Darcy'....Get In!" ?
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Hale on April 25, 2011, 06:55:18 PM
May I also thank Lord Woodhall for introducing me & Mrs C to the great Dennis Mortimer - for that I shall definitely be subscribing to H&V next season - made my day - even if football was postponed and a throw in competition replaced it.
Title: Re: New H&V out tomorrow
Post by: Hale on April 25, 2011, 07:05:02 PM
May I also thank Lord Woodhall for introducing me & Mrs C to the great Dennis Mortimer - for that I shall definitely be subscribing to H&V next season - made my day - even if football was postponed and a throw in competition replaced it.
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