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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: mrfuse on March 19, 2011, 12:28:37 AM

Title: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: mrfuse on March 19, 2011, 12:28:37 AM

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: eamonn on March 19, 2011, 03:58:32 AM

Already posted in the Other Matches thread but Christ it deserves its' own thread. What a complete goon.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: Chipsticks on March 19, 2011, 07:02:30 AM

And he earns more money than a brain surgeon...

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: andyh on March 19, 2011, 09:01:02 AM

the only word for it

Wanker

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: Clark W Griswold on March 19, 2011, 09:02:09 AM

The only thing that spolis the clip is listening to that anus Savage in the background. His rather noisy attempts at humour are as cringeworthy as Balotelli's buffoonery.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: paul_e on March 19, 2011, 09:08:44 AM

The worst thing is, a guy who can't work out how to get a bib on was a millionaire at 17...

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: xbiggy on March 19, 2011, 09:18:50 AM

I wonder who has to tie up his boot laces in the dressing room? What a complete knob jockey............. :o

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on March 19, 2011, 09:25:00 AM

only time i have ever seen that cretin laugh was right after he forearm smashed chris herd in the face and got away with it...

it proves there is no god when tossers like him and ireland get given such immense natural talent...

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: villa1 on March 19, 2011, 10:06:37 AM

That was brilliant. I've seen 5 year olds make a better job of it than him!!!

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: darren woolley on March 19, 2011, 10:31:56 AM

He really is a stupid man.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: villasjf on March 19, 2011, 10:46:48 AM

A stupid millionaire

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: mrfuse on March 19, 2011, 11:38:31 AM

I like the way he throws the top away as if to say why have you given me this it doesnt fit

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: Rico on March 19, 2011, 11:51:24 AM

OMG!!! - BUFFOON!!!!!  I wonder if his mom still wipes his ares for him?

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: eamonn on March 19, 2011, 12:46:41 PM

Quote from: Clark W Griswold on March 19, 2011, 09:02:09 AM

The only thing that spolis the clip is listening to that anus Savage in the background. His rather noisy attempts at humour are as cringeworthy as Balotelli's buffoonery.

I actually thought it was a sketch by Alistair MacGowan doing his Lawro expression.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: The Left Side on March 19, 2011, 05:24:59 PM

Hahaha what a clown, a rich clown though but not a smart clown.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: Ad@m on March 20, 2011, 02:16:44 PM

I genuinely think he's got learning difficulties.  If he couldn't kick a football he'd need social care to get him through the day.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: Mazrim on March 21, 2011, 10:14:04 AM

Which is more dense, Neutron star or Football star.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: Irish villain on March 21, 2011, 02:22:54 PM

I've heard about this but today's the first time I've watched it.

What a plonker.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: sidcowans10 on March 21, 2011, 03:55:34 PM

Brilliant. Especially when he throws it away as if it's a " stupid bib". Made me laugh more than the gabby one few seasons ago when Ahley young touched him in the shoulder

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: Mazrim on March 21, 2011, 03:57:09 PM

It reminded me of the Nigel Tufnel sandwich folding scene in Spinal Tap.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on March 21, 2011, 03:58:48 PM

Quote from: Ad@m on March 20, 2011, 02:16:44 PM

I genuinely think he's got learning difficulties.  If he couldn't kick a football he'd need social care to get him through the day.

That's what I think. Clearly not quite with it emotionally or in terms of intelligence.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: Hammer on March 27, 2011, 12:58:40 PM

Quote from: Tom_Mc9 on March 21, 2011, 03:58:48 PM

That's what I think. Clearly not quite with it emotionally or in terms of intelligence.

That would explain this nugget that emerged this morning:

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Manchester City are to hold a meeting on Monday to discuss Mario Balotelli's disciplinary issues after he was caught throwing darts from a first-floor window.

Balotelli said in The People that he threw the darts in the direction of youth players because he was "bored". Nobody was hurt during the incident and ESPNsoccernet has been informed that the club view the incident as a misguided prank rather than a serious transgression.

However, Balotelli has continued to attract negative press since leaving Inter in the summer and was fined two weeks' wages for his dismissal in the Europa League game against Dynamo Kiev. Roberto Mancini held the forward responsible for City's failure to overturn the 2-0 deficit from the first leg and described his actions as "stupid".

ESPNsoccernet understands that Mancini was not aware of this latest incident on Sunday morning as he had been away from the club, but there was due to be a conversation between the board and the manager on Monday to bring him up to speed.

A club spokesman said: "The matter will be dealt with internally."

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/899201/mario-balotelli-caught-throwing-darts-out-of-first-floor-window?cc=5739

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: Bad English on March 27, 2011, 05:22:27 PM

"You get nothing in this game for two in the head"

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: Steve R on March 27, 2011, 05:52:14 PM

It's all very well scoffing. I'm dreading the day we get him in part ex for the likes of Albrighton or Clark.

To be fair to him, I dare say being a black Italian is some way short of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

Either way, he certainly is a world class fruitcake.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: Percy McCarthy on March 27, 2011, 06:43:40 PM

Bloody video has gone off youtube.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: eamonn on March 27, 2011, 06:47:45 PM

Bob should organise a night out with Mario and Stevie Ireland. There'd be carnage, both sexually and metaphysically.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: The Left Side on March 28, 2011, 03:55:44 AM

Quote from: eamonn on March 27, 2011, 06:47:45 PM

Bob should organise a night out with Mario and Stevie Ireland. There'd be carnage, both sexually and metaphysically.

Sky would probably put it on pay per view.

Title: Re: 0% Villa Mario Balotelli versus 'the training bib'
Post by: adrenachrome on March 28, 2011, 03:00:56 PM

Quote from: Percy on March 27, 2011, 06:43:40 PM

Bloody video has gone off youtube.

Still on Daily Motion (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhpr94_mario-balotelli-vs-training-bib_sport).