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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: DR PETERS on March 11, 2011, 09:01:45 AM

Title: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
Post by: DR PETERS on March 11, 2011, 09:01:45 AM: I have heard it all now

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3460535/Mario-Balotelli-suffers-an-allergic-reaction-to-the-GRASS-in-Kiev.html

You can imagine how his medical went

Doctor: Do you have any allergies ?
Balotelli: Just one
Doctor: OK, what are you allergic to ?
Balotelli: Grass
Doctor (after picking himself off the floor): that's OK you won't be playing that often
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
Post by: Comrade Blitz on March 11, 2011, 09:03:12 AM: Hopefully the shots that he takes contain banned substances and make him fail his drugs tests.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
Post by: Dr Butler on March 11, 2011, 09:26:53 AM: It's a shame that our Ashley is not allergic to grass as then he may stay on his feet alot more.

UTV
The Doc
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Post by: darren woolley on March 11, 2011, 11:39:43 AM: Made me laugh DR Peters.
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Post by: D.boy on March 11, 2011, 12:19:13 PM: Did the allergic reaction affect the colour of his mohawk or is he naturally ginga and dyes it black?
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Post by: peter w on March 11, 2011, 12:21:29 PM: I thought this was Kolo Toure's new excuse when I read the title.
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Post by: ADVILLAFAN on March 11, 2011, 12:32:43 PM: Long live grass I say, Balotelli's a W*nker.
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Post by: nadz3488 on March 11, 2011, 02:20:50 PM: This guy is just weird. All sorts of things coming out about him in the papers. Its also from The Sun mind.
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Post by: The Left Side on March 11, 2011, 05:38:44 PM: Wasn't Edgar Davids allergic to grass, hence the goggles?
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Post by: curiousorange on March 11, 2011, 05:44:13 PM: Apparently Ibrahimovic said he had an allergic reaction to the grass at the Stadio Del Alpi in Turin. And here was me thinking it was just the stuff they use in the Tottenham penalty areas.
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Post by: sam oskiewicz on March 11, 2011, 07:34:57 PM: When on a stadium tour at VP, they say that you're not allowed on the pitch under any circumstances due to some people having an allergic reaction, I think they use chemicals on the surface which is an irritant to some.
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Post by: Holtenderinthesky on March 11, 2011, 08:32:35 PM: What is the opposite of an allergy? An addiction ? Whatever it is, our Emile has it. Boy does he love that grass!
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Post by: Mortimer4England on March 11, 2011, 09:28:53 PM: Classic ;D
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Post by: TheSandman on March 11, 2011, 09:32:30 PM: Quote from: The Left Side on March 11, 2011, 05:38:44 PM
Wasn't Edgar Davids allergic to grass, hence the goggles?

The lights and cameras from TV affected his eyesight I think?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
Post by: Steve R on March 11, 2011, 11:30:53 PM: Quote from: The Left Side on March 11, 2011, 05:38:44 PM
Wasn't Edgar Davids allergic to grass, hence the goggles?

Davids has glaucoma.

A Dutchman allergic to grass?