Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: mr woo on February 08, 2011, 06:39:02 PM

Title: Job Vacancy....
Post by: mr woo on February 08, 2011, 06:39:02 PM: Stolen from a link in the Small Heath Thread.

Any takers?

http://www.lady.co.uk/lady_classifieds/extendedview/131328
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: Jon Crofts on February 08, 2011, 06:49:07 PM: I'd do it, just for the chance to piss in his kettle & stick his toothbrush up my arse.
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: RogerS on February 08, 2011, 07:34:58 PM: Quote from: Jon Crofts on February 08, 2011, 06:49:07 PM
I'd do it, just for the chance to piss in his kettle & stick his toothbrush up my arse.

Why do I have the horrible twisted feeling that he might actually enjoy that...?
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: TopDeck113 on February 08, 2011, 08:51:27 PM: I know that there's much to scoff at when it comes to the bloke, but frankly £40K a year + accommodation in one of the more expensive parts of the country to cook shepherds pie, do a bit of DIY and plant daffs that come up spelling AVFC is not such a bad deal.
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: Legion on February 08, 2011, 08:52:25 PM: CV on way.
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: TopDeck113 on February 08, 2011, 08:57:08 PM: Quote from: Legion on February 08, 2011, 08:52:25 PM
CV on way.

Crikey! I hope he's got new-for-old accidental damage cover on his contents.
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: Salsa Party Animal on February 08, 2011, 10:16:01 PM: Let hope the decorator start painting Villa crest all over his house :)
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: Somniloquism on February 08, 2011, 10:28:25 PM: I would be checking the self contained flat for hidden cameras before I took the job.
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: Villa'Zawg on February 08, 2011, 10:42:11 PM: Quote from: Somniloquism on February 08, 2011, 10:28:25 PM
I would be checking the self contained flat for hidden cameras before I took the job.

and it's not the done thing to mention the obligatory gimp mask when taking out an advertisement in The Lady.
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: pauliewalnuts on February 08, 2011, 11:01:01 PM: So classy!
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: oodman on February 08, 2011, 11:43:19 PM: Wouldn't you just love to just put a good old dose of laxatives in every meal you cook for the stumpy fecker ?
Two couples to run his house ? Lazy ****** !!
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: yukmeezy on February 09, 2011, 12:24:06 AM: cv on way too i think they would appreciate conversing with an intellect like me , im adrian mole in real life
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: The Left Side on February 09, 2011, 11:01:13 AM: If you got the job you could wear anything Villa related as he would just see claret and blue and he'd be happy!
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: Comrade Blitz on February 09, 2011, 11:28:34 AM: How slimy is that?
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on February 09, 2011, 11:45:26 AM: I wonder if David Gold's daughter could provide a reference for her former nanny:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/nanny-admits-jacqueline-gold-murder-bid-2203390.html
Title: Re: Job Vacancy....
Post by: WikiVilla on February 09, 2011, 11:49:33 AM: Day 1 - take a dump behind a radiator
Day 2 - Fired