Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Toronto Villa on February 04, 2011, 02:38:55 PM

Title: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 04, 2011, 02:38:55 PM
FIFA rarely do anything right, but I'd be all for this one. Players wearing scarves during a game. Fuck me.

And yes, I'm talking to you Ashley.


Quote
Fifa consider snood ban as they could pose 'a potential danger to players' necks'

Players could be banned from wearing snoods on safety grounds.
 
Snoods have become increasingly popular in the Premier League after Carlos Tevez and Emmanuel Adebayor started the trend last season, but they are not officially-sanctioned kit.

A Fifa spokesman said: "We want a debate over the snood and whether it could be dangerous. There may be a safety issue - if for example a player was running through on goal and an opponent grabbed his snood, that could pose a potential danger to his neck."

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has banned his players from wearing them, with club captain Rio Ferdinand saying on his Twitter account: "You won't see a Man Utd player wearing a snood."

Roy Keane has also declared his opposition to snoods, saying: "They've all gone soft. I don't know how they do it and focus on the game, it's weird. That's the way the game's gone."
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: cdward on February 04, 2011, 02:49:57 PM
Personally i agree, surely your neck doesn't get that cold when running around.
 I do think Ashley just loves to wind people up though, and since he has realised that by him wearing one winds people up he thrives on it.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: The Left Side on February 04, 2011, 02:56:28 PM
If you are cold you aren't running enough!
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: darren woolley on February 04, 2011, 02:59:00 PM
I couldn't agree with FIFA more i think it was a stupid idea letting the players wear snoods.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Ger Regan on February 04, 2011, 02:59:40 PM
Good to see FIFA tackling the real issues like snood wearing rather than minor matters such as rampant corruption in the game.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: hutchavfc on February 04, 2011, 03:14:48 PM
Watched Inter V Bari last night and Cesar was wearing one as a 'wooly hat'! Looked such a plonker.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: PaulTheVillan on February 04, 2011, 03:20:52 PM
I would ban long sleeves and those tight under tops they wear.

Short sleeves only.

Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: eamonn on February 04, 2011, 03:26:10 PM
Body-warmers, snoods...all endorsed by wankers.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Mellin on February 04, 2011, 03:28:48 PM
Good to see FIFA tackling the real issues like snood wearing rather than minor matters such as rampant corruption in the game.

Well said.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Comrade Blitz on February 04, 2011, 03:42:59 PM
Ban gloves as well.....and earrings....and arm tatoos, neck tatoos, alice bands and ugly players.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Singapore Villa on February 04, 2011, 03:50:00 PM
Why don't the get on and tackle goal line technology and real
important issues .... FIFA really are a laughing stock
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: JUAN PABLO on February 04, 2011, 04:36:52 PM
The only thing I agree with FIFA
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Simon Ward on February 04, 2011, 04:37:56 PM
Good to see FIFA tackling the real issues like snood wearing rather than minor matters such as rampant corruption in the game.

What he said!
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Toronto Villa on February 04, 2011, 04:51:51 PM
Good to see FIFA tackling the real issues like snood wearing rather than minor matters such as rampant corruption in the game.

What he said!

they're hardly going to ban things that are making them money now are they?

Expect to see all players wearing snoods with the word FIFA and Qatar stretched across them sometime soon.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on February 04, 2011, 04:56:59 PM
Good to see FIFA tackling the real issues like snood wearing rather than minor matters such as rampant corruption in the game.

Correct.

You can just imagine it. 

A meeting has been called for all FIFA delegates, hotel reservation have been made for X number of delegates and their wives.

Agenda

 
Footballers wearing Snoods

Refreshments will be served in the Foyer prior to meeting at 10am.  Meeting starts at 10.45am

10.45 - 11.00  Minutes of last meeting                                            Sepp Blatter

11.00 - 11.45  Brief overview of Snood Wearing                             Sepp Blatter
11.45 - 12.00  Questions                                                                All

12.15 - 15.00  Lunch
15.15 - 15.30  Vote

15.30 - 16.00  Drink Refreshments in the Foyer
16.00 - 16.05  Vote outcome
16.10 - 16.20  Any other business.
16.20              Meeting closed

A sumptuous Dinner has been arranged for all delegates and their wives by the Russian and Qatari FA's at some ridiculously priced Restaurant where everything is made of stolen Nazi gold.



Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Holtenderinthesky on February 04, 2011, 05:17:59 PM
Good to see FIFA tackling the real issues like snood wearing rather than minor matters such as rampant corruption in the game.

Correct.

You can just imagine it. 

A meeting has been called for all FIFA delegates, hotel reservation have been made for X number of delegates and their wives.

Agenda

 
Footballers wearing Snoods

Refreshments will be served in the Foyer prior to meeting at 10am.  Meeting starts at 10.45am

10.45 - 11.00  Minutes of last meeting                                            Sepp Blatter

11.00 - 11.45  Brief overview of Snood Wearing                             Sepp Blatter
11.45 - 12.00  Questions                                                                All

12.15 - 15.00  Lunch
15.15 - 15.30  Vote

15.30 - 16.00  Drink Refreshments in the Foyer
16.00 - 16.05  Vote outcome
16.10 - 16.20  Any other business.
16.20              Meeting closed

A sumptuous Dinner has been arranged for all delegates and their wives by the Russian and Qatari FA's at some ridiculously priced Restaurant where everything is made of stolen Nazi gold.





 ;D


Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: villajk on February 04, 2011, 05:28:35 PM
About time too.

I commented on Ashley Young running around the Old Trafford pitch on Tuesday wearing a snood and gloves.  It wasn't even that cold.   
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Ruxspin61 on February 04, 2011, 06:27:18 PM
I agree they are a needless accessory and very often not in club colours  and could even prevent a choking hazard first time FIFA have got a decision in order.

 Ruxspin 61
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Bad English on March 05, 2011, 12:50:22 PM
"The International FA Board has announced that the wearing of snoods in matches will be banned from 1 July"

 (from BBC Football Live just now)

So Ashley can wear one against Liverpool then.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: the-farmer on March 05, 2011, 03:36:16 PM
when did most footballers become pansies ?
I remember Keith Dellar of Leicester playing football in tights in the early 80s - but it was effin cold

then came the cycling shorts, then shorts down to the knees

then those poncey tight under shirts

now it's any excuse to wear gloves

reading the Allan Evans thread, can you imagine him wearing anything other than a short sleeved shirt even on the coldest of days  8)
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Chris Smith on March 05, 2011, 03:38:44 PM
Keith Weller.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: the-farmer on March 05, 2011, 03:47:55 PM
Keith Weller.

beg your pardon you're absolutely right, was I thinking of a darts player or something
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on March 05, 2011, 05:26:56 PM
Quite right, I hate those bloody snoods.

While they were at it, they should have banned gloves too and made short sleeved shirts in all weather compulsory.

And bring back big heavy leather balls with a lace. If these soft bastards are going to get £100k per week Im entitled to see half their skull taken off when they head the ball on the lace in the rain.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: JUAN PABLO on March 06, 2011, 11:47:06 AM
If you pulled a player back in the penalty area by pulling his snood. would it be a foul? you are not actually pulling the shirt are you...  Ban the horrid thing now. 
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Dave on March 07, 2011, 07:03:20 PM
"The International FA Board has announced that the wearing of snoods in matches will be banned from 1 July"
I might have missed something, but is there any logical reason to ban them beyond "they look a bit wussy"?
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Dave Cooper please on March 07, 2011, 07:06:22 PM
"The International FA Board has announced that the wearing of snoods in matches will be banned from 1 July"
I might have missed something, but is there any logical reason to ban them beyond "they look a bit wussy"?

Dangerous apparently, you can strangle someone with one or something.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Dave on March 07, 2011, 07:08:47 PM
"The International FA Board has announced that the wearing of snoods in matches will be banned from 1 July"
I might have missed something, but is there any logical reason to ban them beyond "they look a bit wussy"?

Dangerous apparently, you can strangle someone with one or something.
You could probably beat someone to death with a shinpad if you really wanted to.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: JJ-AV on March 07, 2011, 07:30:59 PM
Really don't have any issue with it tbh. Especially not in Ash's case, he works as hard as anyone in recent years down the Villa.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Blackcountry Villa on March 07, 2011, 07:40:58 PM
Young will be very cold on Man Utd's bench without his little snood to keep him warm.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: greenwichvilla on March 07, 2011, 08:07:01 PM
They are very comfortable.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Holtenderinthesky on March 07, 2011, 08:49:44 PM
I love the way they're acting on it just as summer is about to kick in (well, for most of Europe anyway). 
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: mikeb1982 on March 07, 2011, 08:55:23 PM
Apparently it's because there is a danger of strangling when a player is running at speed.  Is that why Young hasn't been skinning anyone this year?
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: Bad English on March 07, 2011, 11:03:45 PM
"The International FA Board has announced that the wearing of snoods in matches will be banned from 1 July"
I might have missed something, but is there any logical reason to ban them beyond "they look a bit wussy"?

Dangerous apparently, you can strangle someone with one or something.
You could probably beat someone to death with a shinpad if you really wanted to.
True. I reckon you could wreak some havoc by kicking someone in the balls with your studs too.
Title: Re: FIFA to ban snoods?
Post by: AV1874 on March 08, 2011, 03:01:28 AM
As said previously good to see FIFA focusisng on the important things.

With regards to the comments about the tight shirts, even as a ref, I wear SKINS underneath my uniform as compression garments - I have short sleeved top, shorts and the "sox". They make for much more comfortable refereeing and be it psychological or otherwise I feel they do make an impact in terms of less lactic acid effects after matches. Considering us not so high up the ladder refs can do between 2 to 3 full games Saturday and then the same on Sunday, they do make a difference.
SimplePortal 2.3.6 © 2008-2014, SimplePortal