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Title: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: eric woolban woolban on January 19, 2011, 07:05:04 PM
Yahoo Sports
19 Jan 12:49:00 2011
Stoke star 'forgot he owned Porsche'

Real Zaragoza had to get in touch with former player Jermaine Pennant to tell the Stoke winger he had left a Porsche abandoned at Zaragoza train station for five months, according to a report in Marca.

..The Spanish paper claims that when Pennant was contacted by Zaragoza about the car, he admitted he did not remember anything about it.

Zaragoza were then forced to open the car and were surprised to find that the keys were on the seat.

The car in question had a customised licence plate with the number 'P33NNT" on it.

Pennant is a big fan of cars and has a sportscar collection.

The former Arsenal and Liverpool star signed for Zaragoza on a free transfer in the summer of 2009 but he struggled to make an impact with the Liga side.

During his spell in Spain he infuriated coach José Aurelio Gay after turning up late for training three times in the space of two weeks.

Last August he signed for Stoke City on a four-month loan deal which was then made permanent in December.

Pennant was once deemed one of the hottest prospects in the game, and played 24 times for the England U21s, but the 28-year-old has never won a full England cap.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/19012011/58/premier-league-stoke-star-forgot-owned-porsche.html (http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/19012011/58/premier-league-stoke-star-forgot-owned-porsche.html)
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: paulcomben on January 19, 2011, 07:07:10 PM
Thicky needing electronic tag allowed to have cash and Porsches. Bound to go wrong.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on January 19, 2011, 07:08:32 PM
He's a real self destructive twat, likes his pop a bit too much too.

A great shame, because if he had the application, he could have been one of the best wingers in Europe.

Even now, he's a brilliant crosser of the ball.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on January 19, 2011, 07:52:07 PM
Thanks. You just reminded me I think I left my Ferrari Testarossa in Walsall last summer.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: The Left Side on January 19, 2011, 07:59:05 PM
Is this is the same Jermaine Pennant who didn't realise he was dragging a lamppost behind him before he got nicked?
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: JUAN PABLO on January 19, 2011, 08:02:24 PM
with the number 'P33NNT" on it.

shame its got a P at the beginning 
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on January 19, 2011, 08:03:17 PM
I heard he was a piss head. Still not gettin much football at the moment
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: The Man With A Stick on January 19, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
Yahoo Sports
19 Jan 12:49:00 2011
Stoke star 'forgot he owned Porsche'

Real Zaragoza had to get in touch with former player Jermaine Pennant to tell the Stoke winger he had left a Porsche abandoned at Zaragoza train station for five months, according to a report in Marca.

..The Spanish paper claims that when Pennant was contacted by Zaragoza about the car, he admitted he did not remember anything about it.

Zaragoza were then forced to open the car and were surprised to find that the keys were on the seat.

As The Fiver said, I bet that didn't happen when he left Liverpool.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: supertom on January 19, 2011, 08:05:12 PM
28 already! Fucking hell! Still remember when he was about 16 and Arsenal were bigging him up as the next big thing. What a waste of space! Lazy, irksome, twot! It's a shame when players piss away talent. We've had a few specialists at this club over the years.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: PaulTheVillan on January 19, 2011, 08:11:56 PM
Pennant had 2 Japanese Akita dogs & dumped them on a rehoming trust for dogs when he moved house, didn't pay anything towards them.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: TheTimVilla on January 19, 2011, 08:14:09 PM
Thanks. You just reminded me I think I left my Ferrari Testarossa in Walsall last summer.
Me likie.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: myf on January 19, 2011, 09:39:47 PM
Can he read or write yet?
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: damon loves JT on January 19, 2011, 09:53:13 PM
Jose Aurelio Gay. Hope he's not planning a b&b trip to Cornwall
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: The Situation on January 19, 2011, 10:48:20 PM
The only thing Jermaine Pennant will ever be remembered for was being the first ever footballer in this country to wear an electronic tag whilst playing a competitive football match.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: damon loves JT on January 19, 2011, 10:51:22 PM
He still went missing
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Chris Smith on January 19, 2011, 10:55:06 PM
I think this is quite funny. Most of us spend half an hour trying to remember where we left our keys every time we go out, he didn't even give 5 minutes to where he'd left the bloody car otherwise he'd have been shouting at his missus for not knowing where he'd put it.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: villajk on January 19, 2011, 11:40:27 PM
Where's the like button.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: OzVilla on January 20, 2011, 12:23:30 AM
Pennant had 2 Japanese Akita dogs & dumped them on a rehoming trust for dogs when he moved house, didn't pay anything towards them.

What a complete stroker.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Mazrim on January 20, 2011, 12:31:57 AM
I wonder why an imbecile piss artist who stole his teammates car and whilst completely mortal, dragged a lampost down the road would abandon a car somewhere and forget about it.

Fucking scum. I hate him.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: pauliewalnuts on January 20, 2011, 12:36:27 AM
Obviously, it was "I'm going back to England", I need to sort the car, do I:

a. Go through the relatively painless (even for someone clearly as thick as shit like him) process of arranging to have the car shipped back to the UK

b. Drive it back to the UK myself

c. Just leave it where it is and buy a new one when I get home.

What a bell end.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: brontebilly on January 20, 2011, 01:50:19 AM
Seem to remember him having a good game in a Champions League final not too long ago. Some fall from grace. Fine crosser of the ball but could never beat a player or contribute goals.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Dr Butler on January 20, 2011, 11:29:50 AM
He is a tool of the highest order and he fucking dived to win that last minute free kick at Stoke from which they scored from ! (poor defending from us tho)

UTV
The Doc
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: andyh on January 20, 2011, 11:43:25 AM
This story just emphasises the massive gulf between these overpaid, cossetted, vain and frankly idiotic 'professional' footballers and the real word.
Wanker !!!     
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: not3bad on January 20, 2011, 11:45:34 AM
What a waste of space! Lazy, irksome, twot! It's a shame when players piss away talent. We've had a few specialists at this club over the years.

That reminds me, has Stephen Ireland gone yet?
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Dave Javu on January 20, 2011, 12:11:42 PM
Bet he's bankrupt by the time he gets to 40.

If he makes it to 40.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Small Rodent on January 20, 2011, 12:46:45 PM
This story just emphasises the massive gulf between these overpaid, cossetted, vain and frankly idiotic 'professional' footballers and the real word.
Wanker !!!   


But if we say that about bankers etc. we are all jealous.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: garyfouroaks on January 20, 2011, 12:59:21 PM
You are all being harsh.

In "Pennant World" taking your car and dumping it at the railway station car park is easier, quicker, and cheaper than calling for a taxi, waiting for it, then paying for the taxi.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Mazrim on January 20, 2011, 01:12:48 PM
I have the car now. I said I was his friend and come to pick it up and they believed me because I was hammered and acting like a ******.

Nice motor. Still has a bottle of Chivas Regal in the glove box next to some Peter and Jane books. 2a, 2c and The Three Pigs.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Risso on January 20, 2011, 01:30:22 PM
Quote
The car in question had a customised licence plate with the number 'P33NNT" on it.


P3NIS would be more appropriate.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: UsualSuspect on January 20, 2011, 01:35:26 PM
Just got back from Chick King in Nechells, no sign of my Countach
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: TimTheVillain on January 20, 2011, 01:36:19 PM
It does put the finances of footballers in perspective though - not to remember a Porsche  that you own with a personalised plate on like that takes some doing.

I often see cars at the car park at Alicante covered in dust having been sat there for ages.

Some are in that category too - might go and nick one !!

Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on January 20, 2011, 02:10:20 PM
it also puts into persective the ridiculously low level of intelligence of jermboy pennantentiary...
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: damon loves JT on January 20, 2011, 02:59:37 PM
I'm not surprised Wenger hates English football. Of his three highest profile English signings, one was a jug-eared Scouse pisshead and the other was a delinquent illiterate.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Mazrim on January 20, 2011, 03:09:19 PM
Also with jug ears. Just nicely nestled into an afro version of Nicholas Cage's hairdo.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: damon loves JT on January 20, 2011, 03:57:05 PM
Also with jug ears. Just nicely nestled into an afro version of Nicholas Cage's hairdo.

Or like Craig Charles knocking one out in the back of a minicab
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Somebody_Told_Me on January 21, 2011, 10:53:58 AM
I know you want to dislike him as an ex Small Heath player and understand your abise of him.

But the story is bollocks it was there for 3 weeks

Sid Lowe: he left car for 3 wks, then from UK phoned a co. that collected it for him and left at garage at his Zarag house.

That story is boring though.


Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: damon loves JT on January 21, 2011, 11:09:37 AM
Yes, we've all left a Porsche outside a Spanish railway station for three weeks. It's easily done.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: Bad English on January 21, 2011, 12:09:33 PM
Pfft! That's nothing: I left my heart in San Francisco .
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: damon loves JT on January 21, 2011, 12:12:20 PM
Pfft! That's nothing: I left my heart in San Francisco .

I once left a stool in an NCP round the back of London Bridge station
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: El Hurricane on January 21, 2011, 07:23:15 PM
I know you want to dislike him as an ex Small Heath player and understand your abise of him.

But the story is bollocks it was there for 3 weeks

Sid Lowe: he left car for 3 wks, then from UK phoned a co. that collected it for him and left at garage at his Zarag house.

That story is boring though.



Agree story not quite correct,if you check the reg on ask mid it comes up with a Ferrari.
Title: Re: 100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant
Post by: villa `cross the mersey on January 21, 2011, 07:45:19 PM
Pfft! That's nothing: I left my heart in San Francisco .

I once left a stool in an NCP round the back of London Bridge station


 I bet that never made News at Ten!
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