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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on January 16, 2011, 06:02:00 PM

Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on January 16, 2011, 06:02:00 PM
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Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Somniloquism on January 16, 2011, 06:04:52 PM
Look at me tats.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: luke95 on January 16, 2011, 06:10:11 PM
Feed me , Feed me now  !!!!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on January 16, 2011, 06:11:51 PM
"Liam, I thought we agreed I'm the clown today. Bastard!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Jimbo on January 16, 2011, 06:12:25 PM
"I said give us a SONG!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Risso on January 16, 2011, 06:13:15 PM
I'm sorry to turn up at your place of work, but you never return my calls, and I haven't heard from you since THAT night.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: cdbearsfan on January 16, 2011, 06:13:30 PM
Bloke in embarassing outfit confronts streaker.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Holy Trinity on January 16, 2011, 06:14:27 PM
agent ridgwell, your mission should you choose to accept it is to draw the badge on my gut
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: RussellC on January 16, 2011, 06:15:01 PM
"I thought you were injured Scott? Guess I'm back-out to left-back again then."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Somniloquism on January 16, 2011, 06:15:02 PM
"Look, its cold ok. That's the reason the only thing you can see there is my extra thumb."

Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: olaftab on January 16, 2011, 06:18:10 PM
Liam  do you want to try this out fit because the other one is not working for you?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: pauliewalnuts on January 16, 2011, 06:18:27 PM
"A man who has no place on a professional football pitch. And a streaker" 
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: pav on January 16, 2011, 06:24:46 PM
Liam , them star TATTS are wank , you want some like these
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on January 16, 2011, 06:26:57 PM
At least you took that vest off this time
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: AlexAlexCropley on January 16, 2011, 06:36:03 PM
Liam,you promised me a sunday roast.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on January 16, 2011, 06:39:23 PM
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RIDGEWELL
'No thanks Mate, I already felt a cock after that deflection.'
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: N'ZMAV on January 16, 2011, 06:41:22 PM
Agent Ass.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: TheSandman on January 16, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
I really need to speak to my agent. Get away from these freaks.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: The Situation on January 16, 2011, 06:45:28 PM
"I wanted to see you in a blue thong, not a silver thong!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Toronto Villa on January 16, 2011, 07:07:20 PM
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday Agent Ridgewell, Happy birthday to you (sung Marilyn Monroe style)


Villa fans show their eternal gratitude by sending Liam Ridgewell a strip-o-gram.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: JUAN PABLO on January 16, 2011, 07:11:16 PM
Just get your shirt on, get up front and tell that piece of shite zigic to fook off to the showers
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Witton Warrior on January 16, 2011, 07:15:27 PM





What - no spelling mistakes!
Are you Villa in disguise?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Witton Warrior on January 16, 2011, 07:16:12 PM
Daddy!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Ian. on January 16, 2011, 07:28:10 PM
Does my bum look big in this?...................

Not as big as Dunney's
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: phil__ on January 16, 2011, 07:31:11 PM
fancy a fuck
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: JUAN PABLO on January 16, 2011, 07:34:13 PM
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Come on Liam , Bentley took it last night and he never complained..
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Des Little on January 16, 2011, 07:51:33 PM
You look a right prick...Liam
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: TheTimVilla on January 16, 2011, 07:55:51 PM
Bloke in embarassing outfit confronts streaker.
Wnner
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: tsvet on January 16, 2011, 07:57:35 PM
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: JUAN PABLO on January 16, 2011, 07:59:38 PM
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?

yeah mate , he played in goal..
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on January 16, 2011, 08:00:21 PM
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?

Yes.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: midian on January 16, 2011, 08:01:38 PM
See I told you that tattoist would make me look a C**t like you!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: bertlambshank on January 16, 2011, 08:05:31 PM
"35 quid from the club shop and a free ticket!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: darren woolley on January 16, 2011, 08:14:29 PM
You said you would take me out sunday butt i thought i would turn up and meet you at work i know i am being cheeky now i have made an ass of myself.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: charlie659 on January 16, 2011, 08:30:50 PM
"Fuck off Upson, I've told you before it was just sex - it meant nothing to me ok!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: treaders12000 on January 16, 2011, 08:50:36 PM
Losing the bet with brady came at a cost to the david....... But there were better ways of tapping up ridgewell !
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: The Walshmeister on January 16, 2011, 09:12:51 PM


Oooh, I've got wood now. I wont be able to concentrate and I'm bound to score an own goal or summat now!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: CambsVilla on January 16, 2011, 09:21:06 PM
Papa...?
Nicole...!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: astonvillan on January 16, 2011, 09:26:52 PM
liam, is this what it means when successful clubs talk about silverware?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: villa1 on January 16, 2011, 09:39:50 PM
No! A 'song' I said! I want the fans to come up with a song for me!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: j66acd on January 16, 2011, 10:42:35 PM
Not here honey, Barr Beacon at 9 tonight.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: pauliewalnuts on January 16, 2011, 10:46:19 PM
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?

Yes.

Before the Carling Cup game, a woman who works with my Mrs said that her slightly thick son was planning on streaking at the game, and that his mates had bet him a large amount of money he wouldn't do it (over a grand).

In the end, he couldn't get to the match so it didn't happen.

Yesterday, my she told my Mrs that he was talking about doing it today, which clearly, he has done.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Somniloquism on January 16, 2011, 10:49:05 PM
Before the Carling Cup game, a woman who works with my Mrs said that her slightly thick son was planning on streaking at the game, and that his mates had bet him a large amount of money he wouldn't do it (over a grand).

In the end, he couldn't get to the match so it didn't happen.

Yesterday, my she told my Mrs that he was talking about doing it today, which clearly, he has done.

Isn't that a given, he is a bluenose.

**Edit** Although if his mates are paying him over a grand to do it then they must be thicker.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Lobsterboy on January 16, 2011, 10:52:25 PM
Liam, don't you recognise me? It's me. Sheldon Nose!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: D.boy on January 16, 2011, 11:05:30 PM
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New model for twiglets unveiled.

On a side note which thick twat wrote SOTV? It isnt difficult to work out the S.O. go to the left of the spine and the T.V on the right. Thick is an understatement.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: DeKuip on January 16, 2011, 11:05:37 PM
"Is this the strip club in Short Heath?"
"No it's the shit club in Small Heath, and it's bad enough having to play for them let alone be seen in photos with embarrassing little t**ts like you. Now f**k off and die."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: villa1 on January 16, 2011, 11:05:56 PM
Slightly thick? That doesn't really narrow it down does it? Could be any of 'em!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: TheSandman on January 16, 2011, 11:10:23 PM
Actually only a couple of them.

Most are totally thick.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Toronto Villa on January 16, 2011, 11:13:58 PM
At the unveiling of Birmingham City's new 2011-2012 Championship away kit, defender Liam Ridgewell looks less than convinced.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: hawkeye on January 16, 2011, 11:40:41 PM
Liam i told you not to use the permenant marker
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: luke25 on January 16, 2011, 11:47:20 PM
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?

Yes.

Before the Carling Cup game, a woman who works with my Mrs said that her slightly thick son was planning on streaking at the game, and that his mates had bet him a large amount of money he wouldn't do it (over a grand).
That should just about pay for his fine then
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: pauliewalnuts on January 16, 2011, 11:49:30 PM
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?

Yes.

Before the Carling Cup game, a woman who works with my Mrs said that her slightly thick son was planning on streaking at the game, and that his mates had bet him a large amount of money he wouldn't do it (over a grand).
That should just about pay for his fine then

I know. What an absolute fucking tit.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: CJ on January 17, 2011, 12:08:45 AM
The cost paid by a Villa supporter who mistakenly thought the Tilton Road stand was the away end
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: VillaAlways on January 17, 2011, 12:15:20 AM
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxW3jGVhlU4
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: dl9 on January 17, 2011, 12:56:11 AM
I'm sorry to turn up at your place of work, but you never return my calls, and I haven't heard from you since THAT night.


Risso wins it for me.........classic.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: atomicjam on January 17, 2011, 01:05:57 AM
"Why do you haf to break me heart again Liam"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Mazrim on January 17, 2011, 01:12:18 AM
"After throwing a flare onto the pitch during the last time these two sides met, Blues fans seemed to throw what appeared to be some kind of emaciated monkey skeleton with crude tribal scrawlings on its back. It then retreated back into its natural habitat amongst other morlocks from a bizarre retarded alternative future and could not be singled out by the luminous fatties on patrol."
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: eamonn on January 17, 2011, 01:15:05 AM
Liam: No chance do they look as good as Daniel Craig's abs when he comes out of the sea in that Bond movie.
I'm the only agent round'ere so do one.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Mazrim on January 17, 2011, 01:17:58 AM
"Thongol!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: *shellac* on January 17, 2011, 04:17:32 AM
"You twat!  If not because of you, I would have been stark naked rather than in this awful thong!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Jon Crofts on January 17, 2011, 08:33:45 AM
Liam: I see what you've done there, it's about the duality of man & the fragility of humankind yes?

Streaker: no Liam I am a c**t
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Holy Trinity on January 17, 2011, 10:37:23 AM
At the unveiling of Birmingham City's new 2011-2012 Championship away kit, defender Liam Ridgewell looks less than convinced.


and we have a winner
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: adam#1 on January 17, 2011, 11:07:28 AM
Bloke in embarassing outfit confronts streaker.

spot on for dry wit!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Breezeblock on January 17, 2011, 11:18:12 AM
"After throwing a flare onto the pitch during the last time these two sides met, Blues fans seemed to throw what appeared to be some kind of emaciated monkey skeleton with crude tribal scrawlings on its back. It then retreated back into its natural habitat amongst other morlocks from a bizarre retarded alternative future and could not be singled out by the luminous fatties on patrol."
Maz gets my vote!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: hawkeye on January 17, 2011, 11:20:42 AM
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Blues Fan shows thier Silverware
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Brend'Watkins on January 17, 2011, 11:27:04 AM
"You're an embarrassment to the club, now get off the pitch"

...."I'm not as bad as Zigic, am I"?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Comrade Blitz on January 17, 2011, 03:10:47 PM
"Big Issue?"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: kipeye on January 17, 2011, 05:47:36 PM
Pssst! They said to say 'same deal if you can manage to nick an equaliser'.
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Michel Sibble on January 17, 2011, 05:51:22 PM
Streaker: "I can't find my seat!"

Agent: "Try fucking off the pitch!"
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: j66acd on January 17, 2011, 10:38:54 PM
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'My cock is this big Liam!'

'Oh yes, I remember you now. Didn't recognise you with clothes on'
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Legion on January 19, 2011, 07:40:35 PM
The winner:

Bloke in embarassing outfit confronts streaker.

The prize:

A copy of the brand new issue of H&V in exchange for £1.50.

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