Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on January 16, 2011, 06:02:00 PM
-
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs268.snc6/179664_174942302542489_100000801626582_333909_1532615_n.jpg)
-
Look at me tats.
-
Feed me , Feed me now !!!!
-
"Liam, I thought we agreed I'm the clown today. Bastard!"
-
"I said give us a SONG!"
-
I'm sorry to turn up at your place of work, but you never return my calls, and I haven't heard from you since THAT night.
-
Bloke in embarassing outfit confronts streaker.
-
agent ridgwell, your mission should you choose to accept it is to draw the badge on my gut
-
"I thought you were injured Scott? Guess I'm back-out to left-back again then."
-
"Look, its cold ok. That's the reason the only thing you can see there is my extra thumb."
-
Liam do you want to try this out fit because the other one is not working for you?
-
"A man who has no place on a professional football pitch. And a streaker"
-
Liam , them star TATTS are wank , you want some like these
-
At least you took that vest off this time
-
Liam,you promised me a sunday roast.
-
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs268.snc6/179664_174942302542489_100000801626582_333909_1532615_n.jpg)
RIDGEWELL
'No thanks Mate, I already felt a cock after that deflection.'
-
Agent Ass.
-
I really need to speak to my agent. Get away from these freaks.
-
"I wanted to see you in a blue thong, not a silver thong!"
-
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday Agent Ridgewell, Happy birthday to you (sung Marilyn Monroe style)
Villa fans show their eternal gratitude by sending Liam Ridgewell a strip-o-gram.
-
Just get your shirt on, get up front and tell that piece of shite zigic to fook off to the showers
-
What - no spelling mistakes!
Are you Villa in disguise?
-
Daddy!
-
Does my bum look big in this?...................
Not as big as Dunney's
-
fancy a fuck
-
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs268.snc6/179664_174942302542489_100000801626582_333909_1532615_n.jpg)
Come on Liam , Bentley took it last night and he never complained..
-
You look a right prick...Liam
-
Bloke in embarassing outfit confronts streaker.
Wnner
-
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?
-
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?
yeah mate , he played in goal..
-
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?
Yes.
-
See I told you that tattoist would make me look a C**t like you!
-
"35 quid from the club shop and a free ticket!
-
You said you would take me out sunday butt i thought i would turn up and meet you at work i know i am being cheeky now i have made an ass of myself.
-
"Fuck off Upson, I've told you before it was just sex - it meant nothing to me ok!"
-
Losing the bet with brady came at a cost to the david....... But there were better ways of tapping up ridgewell !
-
Oooh, I've got wood now. I wont be able to concentrate and I'm bound to score an own goal or summat now!
-
Papa...?
Nicole...!
-
liam, is this what it means when successful clubs talk about silverware?
-
No! A 'song' I said! I want the fans to come up with a song for me!
-
Not here honey, Barr Beacon at 9 tonight.
-
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?
Yes.
Before the Carling Cup game, a woman who works with my Mrs said that her slightly thick son was planning on streaking at the game, and that his mates had bet him a large amount of money he wouldn't do it (over a grand).
In the end, he couldn't get to the match so it didn't happen.
Yesterday, my she told my Mrs that he was talking about doing it today, which clearly, he has done.
-
Before the Carling Cup game, a woman who works with my Mrs said that her slightly thick son was planning on streaking at the game, and that his mates had bet him a large amount of money he wouldn't do it (over a grand).
In the end, he couldn't get to the match so it didn't happen.
Yesterday, my she told my Mrs that he was talking about doing it today, which clearly, he has done.
Isn't that a given, he is a bluenose.
**Edit** Although if his mates are paying him over a grand to do it then they must be thicker.
-
Liam, don't you recognise me? It's me. Sheldon Nose!
-
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs268.snc6/179664_174942302542489_100000801626582_333909_1532615_n.jpg)
New model for twiglets unveiled.
On a side note which thick twat wrote SOTV? It isnt difficult to work out the S.O. go to the left of the spine and the T.V on the right. Thick is an understatement.
-
"Is this the strip club in Short Heath?"
"No it's the shit club in Small Heath, and it's bad enough having to play for them let alone be seen in photos with embarrassing little t**ts like you. Now f**k off and die."
-
Slightly thick? That doesn't really narrow it down does it? Could be any of 'em!
-
Actually only a couple of them.
Most are totally thick.
-
At the unveiling of Birmingham City's new 2011-2012 Championship away kit, defender Liam Ridgewell looks less than convinced.
-
Liam i told you not to use the permenant marker
-
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?
Yes.
Before the Carling Cup game, a woman who works with my Mrs said that her slightly thick son was planning on streaking at the game, and that his mates had bet him a large amount of money he wouldn't do it (over a grand).
That should just about pay for his fine then
-
This is not an attempt for a caption, but a genuine question - is this a real picture from today?
Yes.
Before the Carling Cup game, a woman who works with my Mrs said that her slightly thick son was planning on streaking at the game, and that his mates had bet him a large amount of money he wouldn't do it (over a grand).
That should just about pay for his fine then
I know. What an absolute fucking tit.
-
The cost paid by a Villa supporter who mistakenly thought the Tilton Road stand was the away end
-
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxW3jGVhlU4
-
I'm sorry to turn up at your place of work, but you never return my calls, and I haven't heard from you since THAT night.
Risso wins it for me.........classic.
-
"Why do you haf to break me heart again Liam"
-
"After throwing a flare onto the pitch during the last time these two sides met, Blues fans seemed to throw what appeared to be some kind of emaciated monkey skeleton with crude tribal scrawlings on its back. It then retreated back into its natural habitat amongst other morlocks from a bizarre retarded alternative future and could not be singled out by the luminous fatties on patrol."
-
Liam: No chance do they look as good as Daniel Craig's abs when he comes out of the sea in that Bond movie.
I'm the only agent round'ere so do one.
-
"Thongol!"
-
"You twat! If not because of you, I would have been stark naked rather than in this awful thong!"
-
Liam: I see what you've done there, it's about the duality of man & the fragility of humankind yes?
Streaker: no Liam I am a c**t
-
At the unveiling of Birmingham City's new 2011-2012 Championship away kit, defender Liam Ridgewell looks less than convinced.
and we have a winner
-
Bloke in embarassing outfit confronts streaker.
spot on for dry wit!
-
"After throwing a flare onto the pitch during the last time these two sides met, Blues fans seemed to throw what appeared to be some kind of emaciated monkey skeleton with crude tribal scrawlings on its back. It then retreated back into its natural habitat amongst other morlocks from a bizarre retarded alternative future and could not be singled out by the luminous fatties on patrol."
Maz gets my vote!
-
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs268.snc6/179664_174942302542489_100000801626582_333909_1532615_n.jpg)
Blues Fan shows thier Silverware
-
"You're an embarrassment to the club, now get off the pitch"
...."I'm not as bad as Zigic, am I"?
-
"Big Issue?"
-
Pssst! They said to say 'same deal if you can manage to nick an equaliser'.
-
Streaker: "I can't find my seat!"
Agent: "Try fucking off the pitch!"
-
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs268.snc6/179664_174942302542489_100000801626582_333909_1532615_n.jpg)
'My cock is this big Liam!'
'Oh yes, I remember you now. Didn't recognise you with clothes on'
-
The winner:
Bloke in embarassing outfit confronts streaker.
The prize:
A copy of the brand new issue of H&V in exchange for £1.50.
(http://www.heroesandvillains.info/images/issue162.jpg)