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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Martyn Smith on December 14, 2010, 04:08:51 PM

Title: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Martyn Smith on December 14, 2010, 04:08:51 PM
28 years old today. Therefore, supposedly, just about at his peak as a player.

Without doubt the best ging player we've ever seen at Villa Park. Well, since Bernie Gallacher anyway.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Ger Regan on December 14, 2010, 04:12:07 PM
Meh.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: TimTheVillain on December 14, 2010, 04:12:51 PM
28 years old today. Therefore, supposedly, just about at his peak as a player.

Without doubt the best ging player we've ever seen at Villa Park. Well, since Bernie Gallacher anyway.

How about Brendan Ormsby ?? !
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Holtenderinthesky on December 14, 2010, 04:13:30 PM
Errrr....
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: supertom on December 14, 2010, 04:14:51 PM
Every day is Sidwells birthday! He gets paid 50k a week to occasionally jog round a training pitch, and sometimes run round on a football pitch like a headless chicken...AND he's got a smoking hot wife. Bastard!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: The Left Side on December 14, 2010, 04:19:00 PM
Ormsby the best ginge every time!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: johny on December 14, 2010, 04:22:47 PM
What about super Tommy "Vomit" Johnson!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on December 14, 2010, 04:25:11 PM
Happy birthday Duracell clackers.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Olneythelonely on December 14, 2010, 04:26:05 PM
Thank you very much Mrs Sidwell!!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 14, 2010, 05:11:11 PM
Happy Birthday Sidders, you useless twat.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on December 14, 2010, 05:29:47 PM
he is the most invisible footballer on the planet... if it wasnt for that illuminous bright orange head, you wouldnt even know he was on the pitch...

i do chuckle how these multi million pound in the media spotlight footballers, who have faces like a dried up crusty old womans clitoris, seem to always manage to pull stunning looking birds...

im sure it has nothing to do with the money, fame and media spotlight though...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: dorsetvillian on December 14, 2010, 05:44:38 PM
We see Sidwell quite regualrly on our way home from games at Warwick Services on the M40. He is always quite happy to have a chat about the game and his time at the club.  He was particularly frustrated with the negative tactives after the Blues home game, although as i pointed out, at least he got paid for the whole boring episode!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Rancid custard on December 14, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
Happy birthday my ginger prince, I still love ya, even if no one else does.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: TaxDodger on December 14, 2010, 06:39:28 PM
Happy Birthday Steve. You share your birthday with one of my university friends. How honoured you must be.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Legion on December 14, 2010, 07:40:50 PM
Great player when at Reading. Went to Chelsea and never got an opportunity. Came to us and completely disappeared. Happy Birthday, Mr. Anonymous. I'll love you forever for your goal against Everton straight from kick-off and your assist from the touchline but apart from that...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Legion on December 14, 2010, 07:42:24 PM
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: supertom on December 14, 2010, 08:06:59 PM
Incidentally, when is Sidders due back? OR has he been playing recently and I've just not seen him?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Legion on December 14, 2010, 08:09:00 PM
The General posted an injury update on his latest thread a while ago.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: darren woolley on December 14, 2010, 08:12:36 PM
Happy Birthday Steve.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Salsa Party Animal on December 14, 2010, 08:15:39 PM
The person who talk to Sidwell in service station regularly. Ask him why he think he didn't perform for Aston Villa like he used to do for Reading. Just to hear his opinon.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: SoccerHQ on December 14, 2010, 09:43:32 PM
He looked quite decent when he first joined us, chipped in with a few goals and played very well at Arsenal but a massive disappointment ever since.

Another one we'll be moving on very shortly I suspect.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: aldridgeboy on December 14, 2010, 09:53:57 PM
Happy Birthday Sidders. As a present I will give you a free lift to any ground of your choice when you move in January
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: WALTERS WARRIORS on December 16, 2010, 03:30:00 AM
He has certainly had his cake and eaten it on the money he has had out of Villa for being shit ........
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: damon loves JT on December 16, 2010, 07:20:34 AM
His birthday party was scheduled to last for an hour and a half. He arrived after 75 minutes and immediately ruined a game of pass the parcel. Kept throwing it out of the window
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: brian green on December 17, 2010, 07:59:49 PM
He was probably very angry that somebody had eaten all the gingernut biscuits.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on December 17, 2010, 09:05:08 PM
Aston Villa Ballboy of the Year 2009.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Legion on December 17, 2010, 09:06:29 PM
Oh yes.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: TheSandman on December 17, 2010, 11:31:45 PM
Incidentally, when is Sidders due back? OR has he been playing recently and I've just not seen him?

Back in training just recently apparently.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Steve Sidwell
Post by: Martyn Smith on December 20, 2010, 02:41:22 PM
His birthday party was scheduled to last for an hour and a half. He arrived after 75 minutes and immediately ruined a game of pass the parcel. Kept throwing it out of the window

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