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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Damo70 on November 18, 2010, 11:56:24 AM

Title: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: Damo70 on November 18, 2010, 11:56:24 AM
You might remember about ten years ago a guy wrote a book about his season with full access behind the scenes at Coventry. The press picked up on a comment by Alex Ferguson to the Coventry Chairman about the size of Dion Dublins plonker. This was followed by John Gregory telling the world that Michael Oakes was even bigger in that department. Last week I was reading a book by the ex Leeds and Everton player Ian Snodin where he compliments Brendan Ormsby on his size. I wasn't 100% comfortable with possibly being the leading authority on ex Villa players endowments so I thought I would share this burden of unwanted knowledge. Maybe we can all save it to drop into polite party conversation!
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on November 18, 2010, 12:05:03 PM
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Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: DeKuip on November 18, 2010, 01:02:39 PM
We've had a few big plonkers down the Villa over the years.
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: Lee on November 18, 2010, 01:06:33 PM
I once met Ian Snodin in Southport after the Sir Grahams last game at Everton ( the legendary 3-3 ane he was on the Everton injury list at the time). I stuffed my fingers into his Chips and Gravy and talked a fair bit about football and trying to pull some of the local totty.

Nice bloke.
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: darren woolley on November 18, 2010, 01:22:38 PM
Having a big plonker is not something i would want to know about Villa players.
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: Marlon From Bearwood on November 18, 2010, 02:40:16 PM
Apparently Patrick Viera has a right weapon on him too
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: PeterWithe on November 18, 2010, 08:43:47 PM
I once met Ian Snodin in Southport after the Sir Grahams last game at Everton. I stuffed my fingers into his Chips and Gravy

I've never heard it called that before.
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: damon loves JT on November 19, 2010, 09:22:30 AM
Yes, but of all professional footballers, who has the *smallest* penis? I reckon Dennis Wise is hung like a vole
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: OzVilla on November 19, 2010, 09:35:13 AM
Listeners to the halcyon days of Danny Baker will know that John Wark was renowned for having a penis the size of a drawing pin.
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: Damo70 on November 19, 2010, 09:40:40 AM
I reckon we should ask Danielle Lloyd, she seems to have done more practical research than most. Or maybe my mate Adam who spends his life on line. He has in the past reliably informed me that tinternet wisdom declares that a lower league player called Dave Walton is the largest footballer in that department.
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: lauralordelaure on February 12, 2025, 02:16:32 AM
good, thanks
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: edgysatsuma89 on February 12, 2025, 02:33:27 AM
Interesting thread to dig up...
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: Tayls_7 on February 12, 2025, 08:43:10 AM
I'm surprised FV doesn't want in on this action.
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: aldridgeboy on February 12, 2025, 02:23:47 PM
I wonder how many pages back this was??
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: Somniloquism on February 12, 2025, 09:15:50 PM
Oldest threads are June 2010, so maybe within the first 10.
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on February 12, 2025, 09:42:19 PM
good, thanks

Why would someone join H & V and their first and only post is to bump a 15 year old thread about footballers todgers ?
Doing a quick bit of research someone with the same name has recently posted on a blog for Royal Caribbean Cruises and appears to have a profile on a site called Ultimate-Guitar.com.
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: Somniloquism on February 13, 2025, 12:12:08 AM
Not just there but everywhere. Some AI Bot joining forums to scan them maybe?
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: dave.woodhall on February 13, 2025, 12:21:24 AM
They're banned anyway.
Title: Re: Stuff I didn't need to know about ex-players
Post by: Hookeysmith on February 13, 2025, 01:16:16 PM
Surely the biggest tool, cock, wang, knob ever in football is Gobby Cabbage

Close the thread

I read somewhere that Vierra used to slap people on the head with it  :o

Oh and Shaka Hislop had a 3rd leg
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