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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Lucky Eddie on November 16, 2010, 09:59:26 PM

Title: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Lucky Eddie on November 16, 2010, 09:59:26 PM
Can't quite remember when that might have been, just wondering if/how it may have affected our form around that time!
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: villajk on November 16, 2010, 10:01:10 PM
It must have been about 28 years or so ago.  Sorry my memory could not tell if/how our form was affected.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: TopDeck113 on November 16, 2010, 10:05:30 PM
Pedant alert: William is not the heir to the throne.  His father is the heir apparent. 
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: lovejoy on November 16, 2010, 10:06:09 PM
April 2005 we finished 10th that season.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Lucky Eddie on November 16, 2010, 10:07:59 PM
Pedant alert: William is not the heir to the throne.  His father is the heir apparent. 

Are you sure he's not AN heir?
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: TopDeck113 on November 16, 2010, 10:11:52 PM
Pedant alert: William is not the heir to the throne.  His father is the heir apparent. 

Are you sure he's not AN heir?

He is second in the line of succession, but there can only ever be one heir.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: usav on November 16, 2010, 10:22:08 PM
Stop splitting heirs.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Brian Taylor on November 16, 2010, 10:28:56 PM
Liz will send herself a congratulatory telegram before she lets Charlie in.
Will is getting hitched before he loses the rest of his heir.
Their progeny stand more chance than Charles does of ever getting the gig.
Anyway they need kids quick before Harry Hewitt's lot stake their claim and she begins to think like his mother.

Last time we went on a few years later and did quite well in Rotterdam.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Archie on November 16, 2010, 11:18:28 PM
I prefer to remember the marriage between Charleas and Diana. It was 1981, and in 1981 we. . .
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Post by: eamonn on November 17, 2010, 01:23:20 AM
Stop splitting heirs.

Best H&V pun of the decade.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Legion on November 17, 2010, 08:01:39 AM
Heir today, gone tomorrow. Things can be arranged...
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Post by: darren woolley on November 17, 2010, 09:33:36 AM
I wonder if she is Heiry.
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Post by: Chico Hamilton III on November 17, 2010, 10:04:50 AM
Not an heir, but when the golf-loving freeloader, Prince Andrew married his toe-sucking, binge-drinking freeloading wife, the Duchess of Pork in July 1986, well, we all know what happened the following season.

In the 1973-74 season when Princess Anne ( doesn't she work hard for a Royal?) married that chinless, grinning buffoon, Captain Mark, Villa finished 14th in division 2. Her second marriage was far more successful (for Villa at Least) when we finished runners up in the league in 1992-93 (typical Villa, always the bridesmaid...)

When the Queen married in November 1947, Villa were to finish 6th in the league.

Yes, it's a quiet day at the office today....


 
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: The Villa Werewolf on November 17, 2010, 10:08:40 AM
Charles and Camilla, April 2005.

We were shit.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Risso on November 17, 2010, 10:12:54 AM
Charles and Camilla, April 2005.

We were shit.

I think that wins the thread to be honest.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: eastie on November 17, 2010, 12:22:22 PM
Just seen that see through dress pic of Kate- hot legs or what, would love to see her dressed in Williams villa kit!
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Post by: lordmcgrath5 on November 17, 2010, 12:47:52 PM
Not an heir, but when the golf-loving freeloader, Prince Andrew married his toe-sucking, binge-drinking freeloading wife, the Duchess of Pork in July 1986, well, we all know what happened the following season.

In the 1973-74 season when Princess Anne ( doesn't she work hard for a Royal?) married that chinless, grinning buffoon, Captain Mark, Villa finished 14th in division 2. Her second marriage was far more successful (for Villa at Least) when we finished runners up in the league in 1992-93 (typical Villa, always the bridesmaid...)


Good stuff, that's the level of respect I like to see for these malingering spongers.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Surrey Villain on November 17, 2010, 01:39:31 PM
Just seen that see through dress pic of Kate- hot legs or what, would love to see her dressed in Williams villa kit!

Link please?
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: D.boy on November 17, 2010, 01:52:56 PM
Can't find the see through dress but try this....
Bikini (http://e-news-e.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kate-middleton-wet-bikini.jpg)
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Post by: eastie on November 17, 2010, 02:14:02 PM
http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/4343/ap000702990000016jz.jpg
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Brian Taylor on November 17, 2010, 03:48:15 PM
No one has mentioned yet for all his claims to be a Villa fan. Willie turn up one day soon to show off his bride-to-be and get the approval of the Holte End?
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Post by: john e on November 17, 2010, 03:58:10 PM
No one has mentioned yet for all his claims to be a Villa fan. Willie turn up one day soon to show off his bride-to-be and get the approval of the Holte End?

hawksbe and jacobs had dennis Mortimer on today asking him about Williams alegiance to the Villa, and if the reception might be at VP,
Dennis said he couldnt go to the wedding as he didnt know what to buy them

then they were asking listners why William does 'support' Villa, but i wasnt in the car for long so dont know what was said
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Salsa Party Animal on November 17, 2010, 04:26:23 PM
I think William should have his wedding reception at Villa Park and married the Church next to Villa Park. And have a claret and blues theme Royal Wedding.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: GullyFoyle on November 18, 2010, 11:46:22 AM
I don't care where they are married and have the reception, as long as the kids are brought up Villa. Wills, it is your duty to pass it on to the next generation. (Villafandom, not the crown) Start a dynasty.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Damo70 on November 18, 2010, 01:07:07 PM
Apparently he supports the Villa because Doug invited him to visit when he was a kid and gave him loads of Villa stuff - he probably billed the palace afterwards! I prefer to remember 1981 when Charles married Di. Bothams ashes, Villa champions and I won the street party fancy dress as Adam Ant - the make up was obviously lost on the judge though cuz the certificate just said 'Highwayman'!
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Yeltzer on November 19, 2010, 11:27:53 AM
No one has mentioned yet for all his claims to be a Villa fan. Willie turn up one day soon to show off his bride-to-be and get the approval of the Holte End?

To chants of "get ya tits out, get ya tits out......" etc.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: DeKuip on November 19, 2010, 02:09:14 PM
I think William should have his wedding reception at Villa Park and married the Church next to Villa Park. And have a claret and blues theme Royal Wedding.

Not on a f***ing matchday I hope!
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: GullyFoyle on November 19, 2010, 02:37:43 PM
Just think, if Camilla was his mom he'd be the heir of the dog.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: peter w on November 19, 2010, 05:47:31 PM
I mean, you would, but she's not all that looks wise. Nice an'all. I just hope Hary takes after his dad and ends up being a  love-rat and shags his brother's wife. now that would be interesting and a soap wiorth watching.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Quiet Lion on November 20, 2010, 06:23:46 PM
Stop splitting heirs.

About as good as it gets.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: hawkeye on November 20, 2010, 06:34:40 PM
I think you will find that he and  his mates at Eaton all decided to support an Oik ball team Wills chose The Villa dont you know
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Charlie8182 on November 21, 2010, 10:59:54 AM
Its funny how that Wills was in attendance at Blackpool vs Wolves yesterday (on MOTD), but I don't believe that he's ever been to a game at VP; WTF?  ???
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Dave Cooper please on November 21, 2010, 11:32:21 AM
He's not really a Villa 'til I Die Charlie!
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Post by: TimTheVillain on November 21, 2010, 11:36:50 AM
Its funny how that Wills was in attendance at Blackpool vs Wolves yesterday (on MOTD), but I don't believe that he's ever been to a game at VP; WTF?  ???

He's working in North Wales - not too far away ...... back with the lads at Blackburn today :-)
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Nev on November 21, 2010, 11:51:50 AM
Take a look at the magazine section of the BBC News website. It has a compare and contrast section between now and 1981, including a sport bit.*

*Approach with caution if you have an unshakeable belief that the world is against us.
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Charlie8182 on November 21, 2010, 12:02:02 PM
Thats utterly outrageous- words fail me!  >:(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11789190
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: adrenachrome on November 21, 2010, 06:12:44 PM
Thats utterly outrageous- words fail me!  >:(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11789190
Yikes!

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50074000/jpg/_50074100_4way_we_were_976.jpg)
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: TopDeck113 on November 21, 2010, 06:15:40 PM
I presume that's the final table for 1981 - 82?
Title: Re: The last time an heir got married?
Post by: Nev on November 21, 2010, 06:42:38 PM
I presume that's the final table for 1981 - 82?

Which would have been a full 10 months after Charlies sham marriage.
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