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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Lucky Eddie on November 16, 2010, 07:32:28 PM

Title: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Lucky Eddie on November 16, 2010, 07:32:28 PM
Anyone else up for making our trip to Blackpool the unofficial and biggest ever stag night for ourkid the prince?

I've been to a few stag nights in Blackpool and basically they're shit.

I reckon between three and six thousand of us will be up there, mostly without tickets as I understand we're only due about twelve hundred, so lets add to the occasion by making it a match by Royal Appointment.

Can anyone source me a latex Will's head and lend us their best whistle? Might need some six inch heeled Tom Cruise boots as well if I'm to pull this off.

You're all invited - who's IN?
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Quiet Lion on November 16, 2010, 07:37:54 PM
I have no idea what you just said. Sounds like it could be a good night out though
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: eamonn on November 16, 2010, 08:12:32 PM
I think Willy loves Kate more than the Villa.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: AV82EC on November 16, 2010, 08:40:22 PM
I think Willy loves Kate more than the Villa.

I know my willy would be loving Kate more than the Villa.

Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Fernando Partridge on November 16, 2010, 09:17:02 PM
6,000 ??! wtf !jaja
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: b23 on November 16, 2010, 09:31:14 PM
Im in Eddie. Last time i saw Blackpool v Villa in the league, there was a pre match Villa fans game of footy on the beach. Skins v Shirts. About 800 on each side. The final score is up for debate. Villa won ! Goals from Leonard, Little and maybe Phillips too ? Id like to go this time as well. It was an entertaining home game this year. Hats off to Ian Holloway and his team. You dont need star names to win or compete. Just a good team.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Pete3206 on November 16, 2010, 09:39:55 PM
B & B already booked son. 25 of us going.


Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: stevenjos on November 16, 2010, 09:39:55 PM
I'm in! cant wait for this one!
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Lucky Eddie on November 16, 2010, 09:55:36 PM
Is anyone not going?
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: richardhubbard on November 16, 2010, 10:39:04 PM
A weekend in Blackpool, rather cut me fucking hand off , its a shit hole .

Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: stevenjos on November 17, 2010, 12:07:55 AM
A weekend in Blackpool, rather cut me fucking hand off , its a shit hole .



its better than aston! lol
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: eamonn on November 17, 2010, 02:23:47 AM
A weekend in Blackpool, rather cut me fucking hand off , its a shit hole .



I'd love to see you working for their tourist board.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: hilts_coolerking on November 17, 2010, 03:57:31 AM
A weekend in Blackpool, rather cut me fucking hand off , its a shit hole .



I'd love to see you working for their tourist board.

"Blackpool - better than having both hands cut off!"
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 17, 2010, 07:56:14 AM
A weekend in Blackpool, rather cut me fucking hand off , its a shit hole .



I'd love to see you working for their tourist board.

"Blackpool - better than having both hands cut off!"

'Blackpool, Um heap big shithole' - Richard Hubbard
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: UK Redsox on November 17, 2010, 07:57:51 AM
Bing bong ............paging Supertom and Greenwichvilla to this thread
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Astral Weeks on November 17, 2010, 08:17:51 AM
If Wills was a real Villa fan, he's be having his stag night in the Holte pub.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: darren woolley on November 17, 2010, 09:30:04 AM
Should be a good piss up.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Risso on November 17, 2010, 10:16:05 AM
The Hubbard is correct, it really is a huge toilet of a place, but I'll be going if I can nab a ticket.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 17, 2010, 11:09:03 AM
I bet the businnesses of Blackpool treat Holloway like a God.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: richardhubbard on November 17, 2010, 06:13:45 PM
Come on name one place worse than Blackpool
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 17, 2010, 06:15:19 PM
Come on name one place worse than Blackpool
Stoke, Merthyr Tydfil, Sunderland.

There's 3
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Leighton on November 17, 2010, 10:02:17 PM
Come on name one place worse than Blackpool

Rhyl
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: TheSandman on November 17, 2010, 10:06:51 PM
Motherwell, Paisley, Cumbernauld, Middlesborough,
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Shrek on November 17, 2010, 10:07:20 PM
Small Heath
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Nev on November 17, 2010, 10:09:09 PM
Coventry
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: pauliewalnuts on November 17, 2010, 10:38:11 PM
Come on name one place worse than Blackpool

Ok.

Sunderland
Middlesbrough
Coventry
Wolverhampton
Basingstoke
That place in Scotland that is entirely made of concrete
Swindon
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on November 18, 2010, 12:12:28 AM
Manchester. What a shit hole.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: flybo on November 18, 2010, 07:40:41 AM
Walsall
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Bad English on November 18, 2010, 08:48:46 AM
Took our children to Blackpool once. They asked to leave and go to the lake district instead.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: London Villan on November 18, 2010, 09:48:41 AM
For "Britain's Premier Seaside Resort" it truly is horrible. It's like it's stuck in 1974. Dirty, bleak and expensive and normally raining. I can't think of a single redeeming feature about the place.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Kingthing on November 18, 2010, 11:38:07 PM
Scotland
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: hawkeye on November 18, 2010, 11:51:25 PM
Newport Essen Port Talbot Stafford Stoke Camarthen Phillidelphia Banbury Reading Slough  Northampton Hull Widness Warrinton Redditch Smethwick Hastings Portsmouth Halifax Rochdale Bury
there are lots of horrible places
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: ROBBO on November 19, 2010, 12:59:11 AM
Had a holiday there with my mates in 1963, got thrown out of the Stanley Arms for singing. No improvement then.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Yeltzer on November 19, 2010, 11:22:58 AM
Blackpool is the toilet of the north. Had to go there a few weeks ago on the way back from the Lakes as the missus wanted to see the illuminations. Thankfully only paid for 2 hours parking, more than long enough. No sooner had we navigated through the endless tarot readers and tattoo parlours to the seafront, than we came across a used johnny in a puddle on the seafront. Nice.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: PeterWithe on November 20, 2010, 09:09:22 PM
Seems our boy Wills was up in Blackpool today watching the game and checking out stag do locations.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: Brend'Watkins on November 20, 2010, 09:17:01 PM
I heard that too. 

he could be on a weekender ....Blackpool today, Blackburn tomorrow. 

I think it's more likely that One has got his teams mixed up.
Title: Re: Blackpool v Aston Villa - Pre Royal stag night thread
Post by: TopDeck113 on November 20, 2010, 09:23:40 PM
...Bury...
there are lots of horrible places

As a resident of the home of the black pudding, or at least the leafy end of the Metropolitan Borough thereof, I'll take exception to that.   By comparison with Blackpool, Bury is quite the most wonderful place to live and work. 
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