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Title: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: PaulTheVillan on November 09, 2010, 04:15:46 PM
his driving test.
 :'(
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: PeterWithesShin on November 09, 2010, 04:17:29 PM
his driving test.
 :'(


It was when he needed to do a 3 point turn. He said "3 points? What's that?"
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: themossman on November 09, 2010, 04:21:05 PM
Don't worry I'm sure he'll be running people over in a dechromed range rover before too long.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on November 09, 2010, 04:21:29 PM
He can't play Saturday, he's got a prior engagement, he's appearing on top of a wedding cake.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: Simba on November 09, 2010, 04:24:55 PM
Can't reach the pedals.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: Merv on November 09, 2010, 04:35:12 PM
Not that surprised - read an interview with him earlier and he said he couldn't turn corners.... :o
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: PaulTheVillan on November 09, 2010, 04:39:49 PM
Can't see over the wheel.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: Villa'Zawg on November 09, 2010, 04:44:30 PM
I blame Pat Heard.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: eamonn on November 09, 2010, 05:38:33 PM
How did you find out? It's not something someone would tweet really is it?
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: darren woolley on November 09, 2010, 05:40:00 PM
I found out on Talksport.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: mrfuse on November 09, 2010, 05:53:35 PM
forgot his booster seat?
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: N'ZMAV on November 09, 2010, 06:12:26 PM
I'm sure he'll pass next time. If Gabby can pass, then I'm sure Bannan can. :-)
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: Monty on November 09, 2010, 06:16:00 PM
I'm more concerned by his passing of a football than his driving test at any rate. To be honest, from what you hear of some of his off-field antics at Blackpool especially, maybe he should stay off the roads for the time being.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: 1_Pablo_Angel on November 09, 2010, 06:35:13 PM
What did he do? All I heard about was one night out with Ismael De MOntagnac at a club. Admittedly he'd just broken his toe, but that just makes him 'ard doesn't it?
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: Monty on November 09, 2010, 06:38:08 PM
It wasn't just that he went out, it was that he couldn't play because of a broken toe and then went out and got completely slaughtered - presumably doing his toe no good whatsoever. It didn't smack of professionalism.

I think that he might have grown up a bit since then, though, his attitude has been first class since. I certainly hope has grown up a bit.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: Surrey Villain on November 09, 2010, 07:52:49 PM
The examiner was probably a blue nose who thought giving him a red card would prevent him from playing against his lot in the next match.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: olaftab on November 09, 2010, 09:06:08 PM
I think changing gear is his big problem.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: WALTERS WARRIORS on November 10, 2010, 01:39:12 AM
Lets hope he was not on the "gear" ......
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: Captain Trips on November 10, 2010, 01:22:52 PM
Scotsmen, Blackpool and beer. Its a way of life :-)
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: damon loves JT on November 10, 2010, 01:27:32 PM
Ishmel Demontagnac sounds like a character Balzac rejected from La Comedie Humaine
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: alanclare on November 10, 2010, 02:07:36 PM
Ishmel Demontagnac sounds like a character Balzac rejected from La Comedie Humaine

You're getting him mixed up with Ishmel de Demontagnac, a common mistake, but quite different characters altogether.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: damon loves JT on November 10, 2010, 02:13:56 PM
Ishmel Demontagnac sounds like a character Balzac rejected from La Comedie Humaine

You're getting him mixed up with Ishmel de Demontagnac, a common mistake, but quite different characters altogether.

Wikipedia says he spurned a minor role in `Splendeurs et Miseres des Courtisanes' and went solo in the early porn industry.

The engraving of him entitled 'de Demontagnac Does Deauville' went viral and sold three copies
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: adrenachrome on November 10, 2010, 02:29:35 PM
I once attended a Leonard Cohen gig where the irascible curmudgeon pronounced that his song "Don't Go Home With Your Hard On" (Ne rentre pas chez toi en bandant) was inspired by this fellow Demontagnac.

Quote
Don't Go Home With Your Hard-On


I was born in a beauty salon
My father was a dresser of hair
My mother was a girl you could call on
When you called she was always there

When you called she was always there
When you called she was always there
When you called she was always there
When you called she was always there

Ah but don't go home with your hard-on
It will only drive you insane
You can't shake it (or break it) with your Motown
You can't melt it down in the rain

You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain

I've looked behind all of the faces
That smile you down to you knees
And the lips that say, Come on, taste us
And when you try to they make you say Please

When you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please
When you try to they make you say Please

Ah but don't go home with your hard-on ...

Here come's your bride with her veil on
Approach her, you wretch, if you dare
Approach her, you ape with your tail on
Once you have her she'll always be there

Once you have her she'll always be there
Once you have her she'll always be there
Once you have her she'll always be there
Once you have her she'll always be there

Ah but don't go home with your hard-on ...

So I work in that same beauty salon
I'm chained to the old masquerade
The lipstick, the shadow, the silicone
I follow my father's trade

I follow my father's trade
Yes I follow my father's trade
Yes I follow my father's trade
Yes I follow my father's trade

Ah but don't go home with your hard-on
It will only drive you insane
You can't shake it (or break it) with your Motown
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain
You can't melt it down in the rain

Traduction de Jean Guiloineau :

 

Ne rentre pas chez toi en bandant

Je suis né dans un salon de beauté
Mon père était coiffeur de cheveux
Ma mère était une fille qu'on pouvait appeler
Et quand on appelait elle était toujous là

Mais ne rentre pas chez toi en bandant
Ca ne fera que te rendre fou
Tu ne peux t'en branler (ou t'en débarasser)
avec ton tourne-disque
Tu ne peux la faire fondre sous la pluie

J'ai regardé derrière tous ces visages
Ce sourire que tu descends sur tes genoux
Et les lèvres qui disent, allez, goûte-nous
Et quand tu essaies, elles te font dire S'il vous plaît

Voici ta fiancée recouverte du voile
Approche-la, misérable, si tu l'oses
Approche-la, singe, avec ta queue dressée
Quand tu l'auras eue elle sera toujours là

Et je travaille dans ce même salon de beauté
Je suis enchaîné à l'ancienne mascarade
La rouge à lèvres, les ombres, le silicone
Je continue le commerce de mon père

Mais ne rentre pas chez toi en bandant
Ca ne fera que te rendre fou
Tu ne peux t'en branler (ou t'en débarasser)
avec ton tourne-disque
Tu ne peux la faire fondre sous la pluie
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: alanclare on November 10, 2010, 03:08:41 PM
Ishmel Demontagnac sounds like a character Balzac rejected from La Comedie Humaine

You're getting him mixed up with Ishmel de Demontagnac, a common mistake, but quite different characters altogether.

Wikipedia says he spurned a minor role in `Splendeurs et Miseres des Courtisanes' and went solo in the early porn industry.

The engraving of him entitled 'de Demontagnac Does Deauville' went viral and sold three copies

Is he related to Nadine Stavonina de Montagnac whose Myspace profile says is based in Birmingham?

http://www.myspace.com/nadine_s_de_montagnac


(http://i998.photobucket.com/albums/af104/alanclare/NadineStavonina-deMontagnac.jpg)
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: damon loves JT on November 10, 2010, 10:09:15 PM
she doesn't look very comfortable, sitting like that. And she wants to get her feet off that upholstery
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: hawkeye on November 10, 2010, 11:57:54 PM
very funny -not
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on November 11, 2010, 08:53:05 AM
I can't believe that someone has admitted to listening to TalkSport.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: ROBBO on November 11, 2010, 09:48:28 AM
Just finished watching the  recording of the game and i'm not sure about Barry, he has all the skill and picks out a teamate very well but when he tracks back it's like putting a ten year old in to tackle. I hope he makes it but he will have to be given more time to last out the games.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: pedro25 on November 11, 2010, 12:39:42 PM
I thought his tackling was very good last night, him and Marc get stuck in far more than Downing.
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: Simon Ward on November 11, 2010, 01:29:12 PM
I thought his tackling was very good last night, him and Marc get stuck in far more than Downing.

I get stuck in more than Downing!
Title: Re: Barry Bannan has failed
Post by: UK Redsox on November 11, 2010, 01:43:25 PM
I thought his tackling was very good last night, him and Marc get stuck in far more than Downing.

Both Marc's and Ciaran's tackling last night had a certain Scholes-esque quality about it at time.

Warnock's had a certain Bullfighter-like "Ole!! and run past me" quality
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