Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: SO Villa on October 18, 2010, 09:54:29 AM
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According to the beeb....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11563332
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What is it about newcastle Bowyer,Bellamy,Barton,and now Carroll they love a bad boy up there.
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He's like Duncan Ferguson without the skill.
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If he stays out of grief he'll score loads of goals.
But it seems he wont stay out of grief.
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He wears that stupid ponytail and gets the piss taken out of him. He doesn't like getting the piss taken out of him. He lamps someone and gets arrested.
I blame the ponytail. Think of the Quo, chippendales, Steven Seagal, and the answer is clear...not good.
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How many pony tails in the Newcastle first team? 3?
Bummers.
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Oi, fuck off!
There's nothing wrong with ponytails.
It's not always convenient for long haired gentlemen to wear their hair down.
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Oi, fuck off!
There's nothing wrong with ponytails.
It's not always convenient for long haired gentlemen to wear their hair down.
Under every ponytail you find an arsehole. ;)
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Men with ponytails are bumders. (that's only cos I aint got one anymore)
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David Seaman wrote
Oi, fuck off!
There's nothing wrong with ponytails.
It's not always convenient for long haired gentlemen to wear their hair down.
You got a tache as well, Maz?
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I will defend my manly honour.
The next person who slags off ponytails, well... I'll shag them.
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I must admit, Maz looks pretty impressive in this picture
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/S7TNn25O_6I/AAAAAAAAMAY/Huh7d3TStOY/s400/hard_core_heavy_metal_midget-758895.jpg
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David Seaman wrote
Oi, fuck off!
There's nothing wrong with ponytails.
It's not always convenient for long haired gentlemen to wear their hair down.
You got a tache as well, Maz?
As part of a full beard ensemble, yes.
I am a hairy beast.
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I must admit, Maz looks pretty impressive in this picture
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/S7TNn25O_6I/AAAAAAAAMAY/Huh7d3TStOY/s400/hard_core_heavy_metal_midget-758895.jpg
Get back outside your nano-mart, Octavius!
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Which one's you, maz?
http://i.thisis.co.uk/274236/binaries/hairy-bikers-1.jpg
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'Why - I, that's right canny baked beans , though but pet.'
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C.u.n.t.s
To a man.
Anyway, Andy Carroll...
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Word oop North is,
EDITED: Please, nothing that will incur the wrath of a Premier League footballer-waged solicitor. Thank you.
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So he's presented his girlfriend with a pair of Irish sunglasses?
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You now what they say about men with ponytail's they are in touch with there feminine side.
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Word oop North is,
EDITED: Please, nothing that will incur the wrath of a Premier League footballer-waged solicitor. Thank you.
Point taken. Apologies for not engaging my brain before I wrote my message.
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Don't bring the Hairy Bikers into this! They're fecking hilarious!
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He's been bailed, but has to live with Kevin Nolan.
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Which one's you, maz?
http://i.thisis.co.uk/274236/binaries/hairy-bikers-1.jpg
Maz is standing between them at the front, out of shot.
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He's been bailed, but has to live with Kevin Nolan.
The worst thing in that is having to listen to his sisters singing all round the house!
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He's been bailed, but has to live with Kevin Nolan.
Which I'd imagine confirms the previous rumour as bollocks.
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(http://judoforum.com/uploads/post-10-1118357005.gif)
This is what its like being on the wrong end of H&Vs collective "wit".
At least the 'special' squad.
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Word oop North is,
EDITED: Please, nothing that will incur the wrath of a Premier League footballer-waged solicitor. Thank you.
Point taken. Apologies for not engaging my brain before I wrote my message.
You can PM it of course!
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Word oop North is,
EDITED: Please, nothing that will incur the wrath of a Premier League footballer-waged solicitor. Thank you.
Point taken. Apologies for not engaging my brain before I wrote my message.
You can PM it of course!
The rumour I heard this morning has been proved to be untrue. Last time I listen to a bit of ITK from a Geordie! Should have know better...
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Whatever he's done, somebody doesn't like him:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/21/andy-carroll-car-torched-kevin-nolan
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Carroll, who was bailed by magistrates to live with Newcastle's captain and his young family after being charged with assault on Monday, bought the chrome plated Range Rover earlier this month to celebrate signing a new, lucrative, five-year contract at St James' Park.
I'd fucking torch it and all if it is as bad as it sounds.
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Seems he's a pleasant young man, didn't he also break Steven Taylor's jaw in a training ground 'bust up'?
He doesn't like beimg called My Little Ponytail I take it?
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Carroll, who was bailed by magistrates to live with Newcastle's captain and his young family after being charged with assault on Monday, bought the chrome plated Range Rover earlier this month to celebrate signing a new, lucrative, five-year contract at St James' Park.
I'd fucking torch it and all if it is as bad as it sounds.
Not only chrome-plated but it's got games consoles installed in the back. Presumably so he can play his COMPOOOTA GEEEAMS MAN.
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I googled him and on 3 separate occaisions he's "been advised to concentrate on his football" and offered "the support of the club".
Violent twat and the epitome of the modern footballer.