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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: SO Villa on October 18, 2010, 09:54:29 AM

Title: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: SO Villa on October 18, 2010, 09:54:29 AM
According to the beeb....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11563332
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: darren woolley on October 18, 2010, 10:03:53 AM
What is it about newcastle Bowyer,Bellamy,Barton,and now Carroll they love a bad boy up there.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 18, 2010, 10:05:55 AM
He's like Duncan Ferguson without the skill.

Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Mazrim on October 18, 2010, 10:09:47 AM
If he stays out of grief he'll score loads of goals.
But it seems he wont stay out of grief.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: supertom on October 18, 2010, 10:18:19 AM
He wears that stupid ponytail and gets the piss taken out of him. He doesn't like getting the piss taken out of him. He lamps someone and gets arrested.

I blame the ponytail. Think of the Quo, chippendales, Steven Seagal, and the answer is clear...not good.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 18, 2010, 10:22:31 AM
How many pony tails in the Newcastle first team? 3?

Bummers.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Mazrim on October 18, 2010, 10:35:00 AM
Oi, fuck off!
There's nothing wrong with ponytails.

It's not always convenient for long haired gentlemen to wear their hair down.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Olneythelonely on October 18, 2010, 10:37:39 AM
Oi, fuck off!
There's nothing wrong with ponytails.

It's not always convenient for long haired gentlemen to wear their hair down.

Under every ponytail you find an arsehole. ;)
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on October 18, 2010, 10:40:42 AM
Men with ponytails are bumders. (that's only cos I aint got one anymore)

Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 18, 2010, 10:44:48 AM
David Seaman wrote

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Oi, fuck off!
There's nothing wrong with ponytails.

It's not always convenient for long haired gentlemen to wear their hair down.

You got a tache as well, Maz?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Mazrim on October 18, 2010, 10:46:39 AM
I will defend my manly honour.
The next person who slags off ponytails, well... I'll shag them.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on October 18, 2010, 10:47:11 AM
I must admit, Maz looks pretty impressive in this picture

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/S7TNn25O_6I/AAAAAAAAMAY/Huh7d3TStOY/s400/hard_core_heavy_metal_midget-758895.jpg
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Mazrim on October 18, 2010, 10:48:22 AM
David Seaman wrote

Quote
Oi, fuck off!
There's nothing wrong with ponytails.

It's not always convenient for long haired gentlemen to wear their hair down.

You got a tache as well, Maz?

As part of a full beard ensemble, yes.
I am a hairy beast.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Mazrim on October 18, 2010, 10:50:40 AM
I must admit, Maz looks pretty impressive in this picture

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/S7TNn25O_6I/AAAAAAAAMAY/Huh7d3TStOY/s400/hard_core_heavy_metal_midget-758895.jpg

Get back outside your nano-mart, Octavius!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 18, 2010, 10:51:54 AM
Which one's you, maz?

http://i.thisis.co.uk/274236/binaries/hairy-bikers-1.jpg
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on October 18, 2010, 10:52:58 AM
'Why - I, that's right canny baked beans , though but pet.'
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Mazrim on October 18, 2010, 10:53:04 AM
C.u.n.t.s
To a man.

Anyway, Andy Carroll...
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Darlo Dave on October 18, 2010, 11:14:22 AM
Word oop North is,

EDITED: Please, nothing that will incur the wrath of a Premier League footballer-waged solicitor. Thank you. 
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Mazrim on October 18, 2010, 11:53:33 AM
So he's presented his girlfriend with a pair of Irish sunglasses?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: darren woolley on October 18, 2010, 11:55:55 AM
You now what they say about men with ponytail's they are in touch with there feminine side.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Darlo Dave on October 18, 2010, 12:35:28 PM
Word oop North is,

EDITED: Please, nothing that will incur the wrath of a Premier League footballer-waged solicitor. Thank you. 

Point taken. Apologies for not engaging my brain before I wrote my message.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: mshurst on October 18, 2010, 01:07:23 PM
Don't bring the Hairy Bikers into this! They're fecking hilarious!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: PaulTheVillan on October 18, 2010, 01:33:18 PM
He's been bailed, but has to live with Kevin Nolan.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on October 18, 2010, 01:46:31 PM
Which one's you, maz?

http://i.thisis.co.uk/274236/binaries/hairy-bikers-1.jpg
Maz is standing between them at the front, out of shot.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Concrete John on October 18, 2010, 01:50:26 PM
He's been bailed, but has to live with Kevin Nolan.

The worst thing in that is having to listen to his sisters singing all round the house!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Olneythelonely on October 18, 2010, 01:55:35 PM
He's been bailed, but has to live with Kevin Nolan.

Which I'd imagine confirms the previous rumour as bollocks.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Mazrim on October 18, 2010, 01:55:57 PM
(http://judoforum.com/uploads/post-10-1118357005.gif)

This is what its like being on the wrong end of H&Vs collective "wit".
At least the 'special' squad.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: cheltenhamlion on October 18, 2010, 03:00:53 PM
Word oop North is,

EDITED: Please, nothing that will incur the wrath of a Premier League footballer-waged solicitor. Thank you. 

Point taken. Apologies for not engaging my brain before I wrote my message.

You can PM it of course!
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Darlo Dave on October 18, 2010, 03:24:38 PM
Word oop North is,

EDITED: Please, nothing that will incur the wrath of a Premier League footballer-waged solicitor. Thank you. 

Point taken. Apologies for not engaging my brain before I wrote my message.

You can PM it of course!

The rumour I heard this morning has been proved to be untrue. Last time I listen to a bit of ITK from a Geordie! Should have know better...
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on October 21, 2010, 04:00:28 PM
Whatever he's done, somebody doesn't like him:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/21/andy-carroll-car-torched-kevin-nolan
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: TheSandman on October 21, 2010, 08:26:29 PM
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Carroll, who was bailed by magistrates to live with Newcastle's captain and his young family after being charged with assault on Monday, bought the chrome plated Range Rover earlier this month to celebrate signing a new, lucrative, five-year contract at St James' Park.

I'd fucking torch it and all if it is as bad as it sounds.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: Chris Jameson on October 21, 2010, 08:33:54 PM
Seems he's a pleasant young man, didn't he also break Steven Taylor's jaw in a training ground 'bust up'?

He doesn't like beimg called My Little Ponytail I take it?
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: The Man With A Stick on October 21, 2010, 08:36:42 PM
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Carroll, who was bailed by magistrates to live with Newcastle's captain and his young family after being charged with assault on Monday, bought the chrome plated Range Rover earlier this month to celebrate signing a new, lucrative, five-year contract at St James' Park.

I'd fucking torch it and all if it is as bad as it sounds.

Not only chrome-plated but it's got games consoles installed in the back.  Presumably so he can play his COMPOOOTA GEEEAMS MAN.
Title: Re: 0% Villa - Andy Carroll nicked AGAIN
Post by: lovejoy on October 21, 2010, 08:45:35 PM
I googled him and on 3 separate occaisions he's "been advised to concentrate on his football" and offered "the support of the club".
Violent twat and the epitome of the modern footballer.
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