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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: D.boy on October 06, 2010, 07:18:42 PM

Title: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: D.boy on October 06, 2010, 07:18:42 PM
I want that new stadium strop! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1318071/West-Ham-chairman-David-Sullivan-warns-Tottenham-There-riots-Olympic-Stadium.html)
No matter where they go they want someone else to provide them with a huge stadium that they wont be able to fill. Now spuds have entered the equation it is getting interesting.
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: TopDeck113 on October 06, 2010, 07:29:12 PM
For some reason, when I read Pornodwarf and teddies in the same sentence, it conjures up images of this sort of garment:

http://www.getprice.com.au/images/uploadimg/1321/350_EL423-BLK-Front.jpg

Edit (Dave) - picture turned into link for those who want to click it. Not particularly rude, but not something that some people are going to want co-workers looking over their shoulder at.
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: Clampy on October 06, 2010, 08:02:07 PM
He talks about their being possible 'civil unrest' amongst West Ham and Tottenham fans, then launches into 'Spurs did this, Spurs did that'.

The bloke is a fucking twat.
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: Mac on October 06, 2010, 09:29:21 PM
For some reason, when I read Pornodwarf and teddies in the same sentence, it conjures up images of this sort of garment:

http://www.getprice.com.au/images/uploadimg/1321/350_EL423-BLK-Front.jpg

Edit (Dave) - picture turned into link for those who want to click it. Not particularly rude, but not something that some people are going to want co-workers looking over their shoulder at.

That's not a teddie
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: Diablo on October 06, 2010, 09:51:33 PM
For some reason, when I read Pornodwarf and teddies in the same sentence, it conjures up images of this sort of garment:

http://www.getprice.com.au/images/uploadimg/1321/350_EL423-BLK-Front.jpg

Edit (Dave) - picture turned into link for those who want to click it. Not particularly rude, but not something that some people are going to want co-workers looking over their shoulder at.

Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: lovejoy on October 06, 2010, 10:16:39 PM
Civil unrest is when the government takes away your home your food your family. not because one team wants a free stadium.
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: cdbearsfan on October 06, 2010, 11:23:15 PM
Why is it the terms riot and civil unrest are always associated with clubs he owns?
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: Chris Harte on October 07, 2010, 07:37:37 AM
Fancy talking about civil unrest over a football ground. The bloke really is an idiot.

Do West Ham supporters even want to move from their current home? Where's Sendo when you need him?
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: villasjf on October 07, 2010, 08:08:02 AM
I think half the West ham fans dont want to move from Upton Park (The Bowlen) green (They won the world cup you know!!! I think the times are coming for ground share, they were even talking about it for Liverpool/Everton earlier in the week. How can you keep a 40,000 plus stadium going by playing 19 odd matches a year there? i know some of the stadium is used for conferences etc but it will come.
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on October 07, 2010, 08:59:52 AM
Since when was West Ham's heartland in the East End anyway. Their core support has long since moved out into Essex.

Maybe there'll be civil unreast in Brentwood and Loughton, but most of the residents ofn the East End will be only too glad to see the back of West Ham
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: Concrete John on October 07, 2010, 09:24:59 AM
What a cock.  All these 'moving into our manor' is just a smokescreen as he doesn't have a logical argument why it shouldn't go to Spurs, who are better able to fill it!
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: darren woolley on October 07, 2010, 09:37:44 AM
Spuds moving into the east end recipe for disaster.
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: andyh on October 07, 2010, 10:18:20 AM
I don't like Spurs, and I don't like West Ham.
But I would love Spurs to be offered the Olympic stadium over West Ham, just to see that jumped up little porn prick physically explode with apoplexy !!
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on October 07, 2010, 12:22:46 PM
Civil Unrest ?
This country is about to embark on the most widespread and deep spending cuts to public services in a generation, cuts which may result in a double dip recession with mass unemployment and gods know what else.
But a dirty book seller seems to think the Police and the State will have more trouble on their hands because a fair to middling London football club might move into a stadium thats a bit too close to where some fans of a lower half of the table London football club has some of its fans situated.
In the words of Captain Mainwaring to one of his claret and blue scarf wearing privates..........You stupid boy.   
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: Simon Ward on October 07, 2010, 12:55:58 PM
What with this and the Gold thing on MOTD2 it's enough to make you weep.
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: Ger Regan on October 07, 2010, 01:01:53 PM
What with this and the Gold thing on MOTD2 it's enough to make you weep.
Is it fook! I absolutely love them, they're like pantomime villains / slapstick comedy clowns, them two.
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: Ad@m on October 07, 2010, 01:54:16 PM
I like the bit where he asks what Spurs would say if West Ham moved into their back yard.

I'd be surprised if they noticed...
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: robbo1874 on October 07, 2010, 02:32:52 PM
i saw this story on the guardian website and chuckled when I read sullivan's 'civil unrest' quote. what a bell-end.

less funny was the the article about steve mclaren maybe retaking the england job when capello does one in a couple years. Even less believable than that was the bit (in the same article) that mentioned Noel Blake is the current England U19 coach. A modern day Fagan?
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: fbriai on October 07, 2010, 02:45:17 PM
West Ham in Olympic Stadium will be 'death knell' for Leyton Orient (http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/07/west-ham-olympic-stadium-leyton-orient), from the Guardian
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: pablopicasso_10 on October 07, 2010, 03:47:59 PM
what a nobber...
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: stevenjos on October 07, 2010, 04:02:48 PM
There are no good gifs for throwing toys out of a pram are there! lol

he was on Match of the day the weekend and i had to turn off!
Title: Re: Pornodwarf throws teddies ....
Post by: Mazrim on October 07, 2010, 04:15:14 PM
For some reason, when I read Pornodwarf and teddies in the same sentence, it conjures up images of this sort of garment:

http://www.getprice.com.au/images/uploadimg/1321/350_EL423-BLK-Front.jpg

Edit (Dave) - picture turned into link for those who want to click it. Not particularly rude, but not something that some people are going to want co-workers looking over their shoulder at.

That's not a teddie

No, but I wouldn't want to go to bed without it.
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