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Title: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Jimbo on September 10, 2010, 08:01:43 PM
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Whose autograph is this?
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on September 10, 2010, 08:02:57 PM
Is it Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink?
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Post by: hipkiss92 on September 10, 2010, 08:04:50 PM
Bojan?
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Post by: hilts_coolerking on September 10, 2010, 08:07:25 PM
Bob Snij?
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Post by: nodge on September 10, 2010, 08:10:43 PM
Russell Osman?
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Jimbo on September 10, 2010, 08:13:44 PM
All good tries, but you'll be surprised to hear, they're all wrong. The only answer I can offer is: I have no idea.

I found the signed card inside an Albert Camus book (no, I'm pretty sure it wasn't the Algerian goalie/existentialist) - I was using it as a bookmark. I have no recollection of who signed it, at all, but I'm sure it was done between ten and twenty years ago. Which narrows it down a bit.

And it's driving me Blues bonkers. So, please help.
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Post by: luke25 on September 10, 2010, 08:16:00 PM
Thats the unmistakable signature of R. Goan
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Jimbo on September 10, 2010, 08:22:28 PM
I'm sure it was done in town, perhaps at some kind of sport equipment/clothing/footwear shop. Not a book signing, because it would have been a book, not a crappy piece of card with "Super Soccer" printed on it in cheesy font. It surely must be a Villa player, because why else would I be bothered to go to all that trouble to get the autograph, unless it was a really famous footballing other, like Zico, Gazza or Ruben Agboola?

Who the fukc is it?
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Post by: nodge on September 10, 2010, 08:25:21 PM
Bosnich
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Jimbo on September 10, 2010, 08:30:02 PM
Could be Bosnich, could be. But surely I'd remember meeting him. And I can't see the name Mark. Would he just sign it 'Bosnich'? I mean, he's not MacGyver, is he? Anyone got Bossie's scrawl to check it against?
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Post by: The Villa Werewolf on September 10, 2010, 08:32:04 PM
Definitely Bosnich.
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Post by: jibba81 on September 10, 2010, 08:43:51 PM
Bosko
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Post by: E I Adio on September 10, 2010, 08:47:30 PM
I'm sure it was done in town, perhaps at some kind of sport equipment/clothing/footwear shop.

Who the fukc is it?

Harry Parkes obviously.
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: richard moore on September 10, 2010, 08:53:39 PM
Bryan Robson?
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: PaulTheVillan on September 10, 2010, 08:55:43 PM
Boban
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Jimbo on September 10, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
That's an interesting suggestion, Richard, but surely I'd still have the stench of rum in my nostrils if it was 'Robbo', even today.
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Post by: richard moore on September 10, 2010, 09:00:11 PM
That's an interesting suggestion, Richard, but surely I'd still have the stench of rum in my nostrils if it was 'Robbo', even today.

It does look quite like 'B.Robson' or similar! and the 'To James' bit somehow suggests a native speaker to me....
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Post by: Jimbo on September 10, 2010, 09:01:34 PM
It also suggests someone who can write, which rules out Robson.
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: xbiggy on September 10, 2010, 09:05:11 PM
If you look at it after a nice smoke(like me now) it could be Roy Keane. The first letter is a big R with the Y at the bottom of it, the o is there between the  R, 2 lines coming of the back of the Y makes a K and the rest makes the eane............Or am I just too stoned?
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Jimbo on September 10, 2010, 09:08:43 PM
You must be on the super skunk, xbiggy, because Keane doesn't know that you're not supposed to shit in the sink, let alone know how to hold a pen properly. Besides, I know I'd never actively seek the autograph of that worthless diddicoy, so unless he carries those cards around with him and foists them upon pissed blokes in Birmingham pubs, I reckon it's unlikely to be him.

By the way, can I have a drag...?
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: xbiggy on September 10, 2010, 09:11:20 PM
Ha Ha see your point but just found this and the Roy bit does look the same..........http://shop.ebay.co.uk/items/__roy+keane+autograph_W0QQ_dmdZ2?rvr_id=137750727001&crlp=4172842031_228459_228460&UA=WVF%3F&GUID=b017752e1280a0e202b31b13ff0662a0&keyword=roy+keane+autograph&ff4=228459_228460

Sorry for long link.....This is some super sh*t though   
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Post by: nodge on September 10, 2010, 09:39:43 PM
Bosnich still, google his autograph and have a look. Probably changed slightly over the years.
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Post by: Jimbo on September 10, 2010, 10:00:36 PM
I'm edging closer to the Bosnich camp. But why doesn't it stick in the memory?
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Post by: adrenachrome on September 11, 2010, 01:35:07 AM
I'm edging closer to the Bosnich camp. But why doesn't it stick in the memory?

Tell me, Jimbo. Did ya ever hear tell of the Birmingham Boys in Brown?

Terrible damage done to the livers and cerebral cortices in Hamburg and (cough) Digbeth.
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: JD on September 11, 2010, 02:08:10 AM
Is it a quote from Bob the Builder?
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Post by: D.boy on September 11, 2010, 07:01:58 PM
Feck knows, it's in bloody Arabic.
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Jimbo on September 15, 2010, 12:38:25 AM
I'm edging closer to the Bosnich camp. But why doesn't it stick in the memory?

Tell me, Jimbo. Did ya ever hear tell of the Birmingham Boys in Brown?

Terrible damage done to the livers and cerebral cortices in Hamburg and (cough) Digbeth.

What, you mean that motley assortment of blagards, ne'erdowells and late-night grouting inspectors, who leave in their wicked wake a trail of busted shopping trolleys, smashed Astra bottles and stretched patience, from the fair port of Kiel, to the old Bartons Arms? No, I didn't. And if I ever did, it was merely in the name of academic research. And drunkenness.     
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Post by: peter w on September 15, 2010, 08:31:45 AM
Bobby Robson?
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Post by: *shellac* on September 15, 2010, 08:48:21 AM
Ronny Rosenthal?
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Post by: Chris Harte on September 15, 2010, 12:08:31 PM
Put a "The" at the start of this thread's title and it would seem like something from the Channel Four programme Banzai.

Betting Ends.
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Post by: Harpo on September 15, 2010, 12:17:34 PM
Jimbo, are you sure it's not the scrawl of a Mr Ron, first name 'Big'?
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Post by: LeeS on September 15, 2010, 02:05:11 PM
Roy of the Rovers
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Post by: Jimbo on September 15, 2010, 03:33:09 PM
Put a "The" at the start of this thread's title and it would seem like something from the Channel Four programme Banzai.

Betting Ends.

Indeed it would - maybe that's because I've recently returned from the land of vending machines and costumed schoolgirls that I'm speaking/writing like that. Just don't shake my hand, because you'll be there all day...

Harpo - it couldn't possibly be Lord Ron of Big, from the county of Fat. I'd still have the casually bandied cusswords ringing in my ears. I'd remember such a meeting like an encounter with a leopard - albeit a big fat one.

I'm coming round to the Bossie/ale-induced-brain-damage theory. Even in my current befuddlement, I'd remember BFR, but Bossie might easily slip through the pickled grey matter like an invisible scab through a sleeping picket line.

Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle on September 15, 2010, 03:42:31 PM
To me it looks like the signature of Michael Jackson's beloved best bed buddy and big baboon bum, Bubbles.
Or Bosnich.
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on September 15, 2010, 03:44:05 PM
I can't see anything?
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Post by: Jimbo on September 15, 2010, 05:42:53 PM
You should buy a ticket for the Papal visit, Phil. Be worth a try.
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Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on September 15, 2010, 05:57:49 PM
Judging by the design on the paper, I'd say it was more 70's than 80's/90's, Jimbo.
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Post by: Damo70 on September 15, 2010, 06:14:02 PM
My first thought was Bryan Robson but you'd have remembered him showing you his dick. Then I thought Bosnich who would have been cocky enough to just put Bosnich.
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Post by: Jimbo on September 15, 2010, 06:23:35 PM
Mr Kelly, I'm pretty certain it's from the late '80s to the mid '90s, but I agree, it does have that cheesy '70s quality about it. Plus, the alliteration and use of the word 'soccer' is very '70s.

I wonder, was there a shop in town peddling low quality/bargain sports gear called Super Soccer, which died on its arse long before Sports Direct became every high street's chav magnet?
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: adrenachrome on September 15, 2010, 07:09:19 PM
I'm edging closer to the Bosnich camp. But why doesn't it stick in the memory?

Tell me, Jimbo. Did ya ever hear tell of the Birmingham Boys in Brown?

Terrible damage done to the livers and cerebral cortices in Hamburg and (cough) Digbeth.

What, you mean that motley assortment of blagards, ne'erdowells and late-night grouting inspectors, who leave in their wicked wake a trail of busted shopping trolleys, smashed Astra bottles and stretched patience, from the fair port of Kiel, to the old Bartons Arms? No, I didn't. And if I ever did, it was merely in the name of academic research. And drunkenness.     

Well then, good man yourself and more power to your elbow.

And fuck the begdrudgers.

And viva St. Pauli.
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on September 15, 2010, 10:23:56 PM
I think I've got it.. it's Bosko Balaban.

http://www.writestuffautographs.com/showprod_FOOTBALL672.htm

The 'B' has the same starting structure and it finishes with the same rounded, what looks like an 'n'. The crazy curve is more exaggerated in the link above but it's still there. Obviously on your autograph he only signed it 'Bosko'. It would also go some way to explaining the 70's paper - he probably brought his own. The only thing to add Jimbo, is it would probably be worth more had he not signed it.
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Jimbo on September 15, 2010, 10:52:22 PM
Well, it could feasibly be Bosko, but that means I'd have caught him on one of the few days that he was actually in Birmingham, and not pissing his wages up the wall with a load of hookers in some bar in Zagreb. I mean, what were the chances of that happening?
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on September 15, 2010, 10:57:46 PM
Maybe you met in Zagreb?
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Post by: Jimbo on September 15, 2010, 11:03:22 PM
Maybe you met in Zagreb?

Which might explain the dodgy '70s 'East European' design.

And my 8-year-old, half-Croatian son.
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on September 15, 2010, 11:19:55 PM
Mystery solved.
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Post by: pmk1981 on September 15, 2010, 11:47:40 PM
the wonderful bobby robson god bless him
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Post by: Jimbo on September 16, 2010, 12:23:57 AM
the wonderful bobby robson god bless him

Nah, too many letters.
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Post by: kipeye on September 16, 2010, 10:27:30 AM
 Balaban-His signature is worth more than his transfer fee. I still go for Bosnich.
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Post by: Small Rodent on September 16, 2010, 10:44:12 AM
I was watching a DVD of The Persuaders last night and it does look like the "Roger" in the signature in the end credits "Lord Sinclairs suits designed by Roger Moore".
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Post by: murfee on September 16, 2010, 12:54:19 PM
Could be Bosnich, could be. But surely I'd remember meeting him. And I can't see the name Mark. Would he just sign it 'Bosnich'? I mean, he's not MacGyver, is he? Anyone got Bossie's scrawl to check it against?

could be?
http://www.writestuffautographs.com/showprod_FOOTBALL1143.htm
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Post by: peter w on September 16, 2010, 12:56:37 PM
Yup, definitely Bosnich. Maybe its a Bossie thing?
Title: Re: Mystery footballer autograph challenge!
Post by: Jimbo on September 16, 2010, 02:43:18 PM
I'm pretty sold on the Bosnich theory now. It all points to the nazi-saluting, photographer-slapping, pie-eating, kinky-sex-game-playing, allegedly-Bolivian-marching-powder-snorting ex-Man Utd and Chelsea goalkeeper.

And the reason why I can't remember it is because I have brain damage.

Thanks, I'll sleep much better now all that's cleared up.
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