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Title: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Bad English on September 09, 2010, 10:44:57 PM
Au bistrot Seigneur,
Au bistrot.
Au bistrot Seigneur,
Au bistrot.
Au bistrot  Seigneur,
Au bistrot.
Seigneur, au bistrot.

Beuverie Seigneur,
Beuverie.
Beuverie Seigneur,
Beuverie.
Beuverie Seigneur,
Beuverie.
Seigneur, beuverie.

Ta tournée Seigneur,
Ta tournée.
Ta tournée Seigneur,
Ta tournée.
Ta tournée Seigneur,
Ta tournée.
Seigneur, ta tournée.

Tribunes vides Seigneur,
Tribunes vides.
Tribunes vides Seigneur,
Tribunes vides.
Tribunes vides Seigneur,
Tribunes vides.
Seigneur, tribunes vides.

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Jon Carew, Carew,
beaucoup plus grand que nous
Va leur mettre dans le cul
Jon Carew, Carew.

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Deux grand-mères Ireland!
Y a que deux grand-mères Ireland
Deux grand-mères Ireland... y a qu'à deux grand-mères Ireland...

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Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Agbonlahor, ouvre le score! Ouvre le scooooooooore!


Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Agbonlahor, putain, il coooooouurt!

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Mon vieux a dit "supporte les bleus !"
Et j'ai dit "T'es qu'un vieux con! (vieux CON !)"
On emmerde les bleus et on va le prouver,
On emmerde les bleus et on va leur montrer!
Avec Spinksy et Birchy, Alan McInally
Ce sont les gars qui nous le rendent bien
T'es qu'une tête de nœud  avec ton vil nez bleu
T'es pas mon pote connard!

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Birmingham vous nous entendez?
C'est vot' chanson que vous écoutez!
On fait notre chemin, tranquillement
Et on pisse à la raie de Cityyyyy!

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Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: BC54 VFC on September 09, 2010, 10:54:23 PM
Tres bien, mon ami!!
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Bad English on September 09, 2010, 11:05:41 PM
Merci! Je serai là pendant toute la semaine.
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: VillaZogmariner on September 10, 2010, 03:32:24 AM
I am loving the fact that Google Chrome is asking if I want this page translated. I never thought I'd see that on H&V
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: willywombat on September 10, 2010, 04:03:03 AM
I've been sitting in front of the telly in the early hours practicing shouting things like, " Cherche le ballon" and " Avoir un aller vous agresser".
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: peter w on September 10, 2010, 07:03:52 AM
The second line of the last ditty doesn't scan. You should be ashamed.
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Chris Harte on September 10, 2010, 07:43:26 AM
I assume it was a dull night in Perpignan.

Mind, it'd be funny trying to teach the meatheads in the Upper Holte to sing this stuff.
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: willywombat on September 10, 2010, 08:24:10 AM
I assume it was a dull night in Perpignan.

Mind, it'd be funny trying to teach the meatheads in the Upper Holte to sing this stuff.

True, It's a bloody good job 'Vi-lla' only has 2 syllables :)
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Legion on September 10, 2010, 08:36:55 AM
I assume it was a dull night in Perpignan.

Mind, it'd be funny trying to teach the meatheads in the Upper Holte to sing this stuff.

Thanks.
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Fasth56 on September 10, 2010, 08:40:19 AM
I assume it was a dull night in Perpignan.

Mind, it'd be funny trying to teach the meatheads in the Upper Holte to sing this stuff.

I find that quite offensive, I sit in the upper holte!....................ferme le bouche
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Bad English on September 10, 2010, 10:25:06 AM
The second line of the last ditty doesn't scan. You should be ashamed.
Of course it doesn't! Your French is probably as good as my Hungarian.
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Phil from the upper holte on September 10, 2010, 10:30:58 AM
I assume it was a dull night in Perpignan.

Mind, it'd be funny trying to teach the meatheads in the Upper Holte to sing this stuff.

Thanks.

lets get him Legion ;)
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Dave Javu on September 10, 2010, 10:42:45 AM
Allez les grenouilles!
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Drummond on September 10, 2010, 11:14:30 AM

 L'Armée Claret  et Bleue de Gérard Houllier.
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Captain Trips on September 10, 2010, 01:32:46 PM
Yesterday's Mail had a couple of good ones too

Qui etes vous! Qui etes vous! 

and Gerard, Gerard fais nous un signe

dont compare with BE's tho' :)
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: adrenachrome on September 10, 2010, 01:55:48 PM
Can't see this catching on:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xnz6n_lensnantes-quest-ceque-vous-chantez

-Qu'est-ce que vous chantez ?
-Et nous chantons Lens Allez !
-Qu'est-ce que vous chantez ?
-Et nous chantons Lens Allez !
-Qu'est-ce que vous chantez ?
-Et nous chantons Lens Allez !
-Qu'est-ce que vous chantez ?
-Et nous chantons Lens Allez !
La la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la

Yikes!
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: myf on September 10, 2010, 09:13:59 PM
In all seriousness, its going to be very difficult to chant Houllier's C&B Army
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: hawkeye on September 10, 2010, 10:57:34 PM
the most annoying thing about our managers appointment is the continual comments in french, ok you can speak or make some comments in french oh how clever
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Chris Harte on September 10, 2010, 11:21:01 PM
I assume it was a dull night in Perpignan.

Mind, it'd be funny trying to teach the meatheads in the Upper Holte to sing this stuff.

I find that quite offensive, I sit in the upper holte!....................ferme le bouche
I was only on about the meatheads... lizez les mots.
Title: A
Post by: Bad English on September 11, 2010, 06:42:01 PM
the most annoying thing about our managers appointment is the continual comments in french, ok you can speak or make some comments in french oh how clever
Terrific! Absolutely! GO USA!

Actually, the most annoying thing is the appalling standard of French being used, but hey ho!
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: garyfouroaks on September 11, 2010, 06:57:25 PM
the most annoying thing about our managers appointment is the continual comments in french, ok you can speak or make some comments in french oh how clever
D'accord, absolutement.
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: ronshirt on September 11, 2010, 07:13:32 PM
the most annoying thing about our managers appointment is the continual comments in french, ok you can speak or make some comments in french oh how clever

Good moaning.
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Chris Harte on September 11, 2010, 07:24:52 PM
Actually, the most annoying thing is the appalling standard of French being used, but hey ho!
Quelle dommage!
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: willywombat on September 12, 2010, 06:59:53 AM
the most annoying thing about our managers appointment is the continual comments in french, ok you can speak or make some comments in french oh how clever

Life can be so irritating
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Bad English on September 12, 2010, 10:01:46 AM
One, last chant in French (hope hawkeye doesn't consider me too much of a poseur):-

"Sali, Salifou! Sali, Salifou! Sali, Salifou! Sali, Salifou!"
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Lee on September 12, 2010, 10:45:28 AM
It's a good job that Mr Houllier is doing it the "Anglo Saxon" way.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/8988132.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/8988132.stm)
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on September 12, 2010, 01:16:47 PM
the most annoying thing about our managers appointment is the continual comments in french, ok you can speak or make some comments in french oh how clever
Terrific! Absolutely! GO USA!

Actually, the most annoying thing is the appalling standard of French being used, but hey ho!
It's a shame James Toner is still not around to correct and help you improve your French, BE.
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: TaxDodger on September 12, 2010, 01:29:39 PM
But we hate the French, we fight wars against them. Did all those men die on the fields of Agincourt in vain? Was the person who burnt Joan of Arc simply waisting good matches?
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: usav on September 12, 2010, 03:18:04 PM
the most annoying thing about our managers appointment is the continual comments in french, ok you can speak or make some comments in french oh how clever
Terrific! Absolutely! GO USA!

Actually, the most annoying thing is the appalling standard of French being used, but hey ho!
It's a shame James Toner is still not around to correct and help you improve your French, BE.

No it's not.
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Bad English on September 12, 2010, 08:43:30 PM
Not rising to Mr Kelly's bait. Oh no!
Title: Re: New songs for the next edition of H&V
Post by: Breezeblock on September 12, 2010, 10:33:52 PM
the most annoying thing about our managers appointment is the continual comments in french, ok you can speak or make some comments in french oh how clever
Your minkey is brekeeng the leur!
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