Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine

Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Damo70 on September 03, 2010, 10:35:44 PM

Title: Ever been shopping and come back with the wrong thing?
Post by: Damo70 on September 03, 2010, 10:35:44 PM

You go for a Sheringham and come back with a Cascarino, you go for a Johnson and come back with a Downing- I will actually defend Cascarino and Downing to a point but we could have come back with something a bit better from those supermarkets for a similar price I reckon

Title: Re: Ever been shopping and come back with the wrong thing?
Post by: greenwichvilla on September 03, 2010, 10:37:53 PM

I went to the shop today and when I went to pay I realised I forgot my wallet of that helps?

Title: Re: Ever been shopping and come back with the wrong thing?
Post by: PaulTheVillan on September 03, 2010, 11:48:04 PM

Hesky... Arshavin?

Title: Re: Ever been shopping and come back with the wrong thing?
Post by: eamonn on September 04, 2010, 01:36:04 AM

Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes are just Frosties for wankers anyway.

Title: Re: Ever been shopping and come back with the wrong thing?
Post by: Olneythelonely on September 04, 2010, 09:25:16 AM

I got semi-skimmed milk yesterday instead of skimmed.

Title: Re: Ever been shopping and come back with the wrong thing?
Post by: TopDeck113 on September 04, 2010, 11:04:08 AM

Years ago I was buying a Meal Deal at McDonalds in Leicester Square.  For some reason I wanted a Sprite (I'd usually have a Coke), but when the girl on service asked what drink I wanted, for some inexplicable reason I relied, "Fanta" and didn't even realise by mistake until I took the first slurp when I sat down at the table

The thing is I hate Fanta, but managed to persuade my now wife that she'd like it in addition to her Diet Coke.  I then went back to the counter to get a Sprite.  "How may I help you?" asked the girl. 

"Large Fanta, please," was my reply...

Whenever I now have a forgetful episope, my wife refers to it as me having 'Fanta moment'!

Title: Re: Ever been shopping and come back with the wrong thing?
Post by: TimTheVillain on September 04, 2010, 11:27:00 AM

You live an exciting life !

I went into a Sainsbury's Local once, bought a magazine called ' Attitude'.

I got home, starting reading it -- I had to take it back ASAP , PROMPTO etc etc and explain to the girls at the counter that I was hetrosexual, honest !!!