Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: The Hurt Locker on August 10, 2010, 02:23:13 PM
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http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/features.nsf/0/CFD4A5B13AA46E5D8025777B0035970F?OpenDocument
P/S - you'll see that we Geordies aren't delusional. We'll take 17th this season - no messing. Oh and to those coming up to Newcastle a week on sunday please don't take offence if you are not welcomed at any of our hostelries or that your generally not welcomed with open arms. The memory kinda lingers doesn't it?
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http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/features.nsf/0/CFD4A5B13AA46E5D8025777B0035970F?OpenDocument
P/S - you'll see that we Geordies aren't delusional. We'll take 17th this season - no messing. Oh and to those coming up to Newcastle a week on sunday please don't take offence if you are not welcomed at any of our hostelries or that your generally not welcomed with open arms. The memory kinda lingers doesn't it?
fair enough, but thats football, you dont get relegated because of one result,
so we took the piss, are you saying you would have done any different ?
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Bitter fucking geordies crawling out of the woodwork already.
Looking forward to camera shots of more sobbing, fat, geordie monsters, blarting next May
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http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/features.nsf/0/CFD4A5B13AA46E5D8025777B0035970F?OpenDocument
P/S - you'll see that we Geordies aren't delusional. We'll take 17th this season - no messing. Oh and to those coming up to Newcastle a week on sunday please don't take offence if you are not welcomed at any of our hostelries or that your generally not welcomed with open arms. The memory kinda lingers doesn't it?
Boo hoo, you done a nasty banner!
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http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/features.nsf/0/CFD4A5B13AA46E5D8025777B0035970F?OpenDocument
P/S - you'll see that we Geordies aren't delusional. We'll take 17th this season - no messing. Oh and to those coming up to Newcastle a week on sunday please don't take offence if you are not welcomed at any of our hostelries or that your generally not welcomed with open arms. The memory kinda lingers doesn't it?
I bet you're really fat though aren't you?
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http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/features.nsf/0/CFD4A5B13AA46E5D8025777B0035970F?OpenDocument
P/S - you'll see that we Geordies aren't delusional. We'll take 17th this season - no messing. Oh and to those coming up to Newcastle a week on sunday please don't take offence if you are not welcomed at any of our hostelries or that your generally not welcomed with open arms. The memory kinda lingers doesn't it?
Our manager's left. Big deal, we'll get another - it's hardly the end of the world, and no way comparable to what happened to your pathetic lot two seasons ago. Next season you'll probably be relegated again.
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whenever I think that Villa are a badly run club with fickle fans, a shit owner and a trophy-less cabinet, I just look at the North East's second biggest club and count my blessings....
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I'm not going to even read the link. Waste of time & not worthy of tax payers money.
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Hurty! It's me, Rizza! *holds up fishing rod*
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Im still cringing over the king kev paper masks
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Hurty! It's me, Rizza! *holds up fishing rod*
Ha ha, biggest laugh of the day.
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If that's your attitude then it's a shame.
I've always liked Newcastle in a strange way and admired their excellent fans.
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If that's your attitude then it's a shame.
I've always liked Newcastle in a strange way and admired their excellent fans.
I'm sure that, like us, there are a range of decent types, some twats and some absolute knobs.
This one, especially with his veiled threat about not being welcomed in any of their hostelries, seems to be in the latter category.
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Great title for the article, only a Jawdee.....
"A dish best tasted cold"
Fought back tears so he says. Bless.
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Ohhh that game.... memories.
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Piss off HurtLocker you deluded twat. The whole country thanked us for sending your lot down. And in what sense is this revenge given that MON's departure has nothing to do with NUFC? Back in your box, dickhead.
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http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/features.nsf/0/CFD4A5B13AA46E5D8025777B0035970F?OpenDocument
P/S - you'll see that we Geordies aren't delusional. We'll take 17th this season - no messing. Oh and to those coming up to Newcastle a week on sunday please don't take offence if you are not welcomed at any of our hostelries or that your generally not welcomed with open arms. The memory kinda lingers doesn't it?
Haven't bothered to clink on the link and it doesn't bother me supporters of other teams coming onto this wonderful site but in this case I think i'll politely ask you to please fuck off and go and join your Stig of the Dump type mates at St James Park in their cheap sportswear bought from Sports Direct protesting against whatever it is they are protesting about for the benefit of any passing camera crews or awaiting the arrival of the latest Geordie messiah because of course only a Geordie could possibly understand the club, especially one like Shearer.
Some of my best mates are Newcastle supporters but thankfully are nothing like any of the lard arsed, fuckwitted cry babies that embarass themselves on a fairly regular basis on national tv.
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we much more loved sending Coventry down,
and that was many years ago
we still talk about that one
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Oh and to those coming up to Newcastle a week on sunday please don't take offence if you are not welcomed at any of our hostelries or that your generally not welcomed with open arms. The memory kinda lingers doesn't it?
Who on earth would want to be welcomed open armed by a mountainous heap of gelatinous wobbling flesh, with more breasts than the whore of babylon, and seeping from every pore with enough toxic perspiration it would make the Dead Sea seem "slightly salty"?
I'd have thought it's your players and their diabolical attitude in your relegation battle that shouldn't be welcomed anywhere in Newcastle.
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Bitter Geordies...apart from that not really much to say apart from they've won nothing of note in fifty, sixty years! ;D
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I can't take seriously any fans of a club that still employs Alan Smith.
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Go and wait outside Sheeraz Bor until Jim White starts sucking your dicks again you fucking fat, hairy, inbred untermensch.
To be honest, we'd mercifully forgot about you. You mean fuck all to anybody and hopefully you'll piss off straight back to where you belong and we'll do our bit again.
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Piss off HurtLocker you deluded twat. The whole country thanked us for sending your lot down. And in what sense is this revenge given that MON's departure has nothing to do with NUFC? Back in your box, dickhead.
Less of that please. We prefer making them look stupid to outright abuse round these parts.
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Piss off HurtLocker you deluded twat. The whole country thanked us for sending your lot down. And in what sense is this revenge given that MON's departure has nothing to do with NUFC? Back in your box, dickhead.
Less of that please. We prefer making them look stupid to outright abuse round these parts.
I dunno, i think thats the sort of reply that the geordie prick might understand.
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i've always quite liked newcastle-don't really know why
But i had to laugh at them last season for their delusion that Shearer or Keegan were competent managers
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I hope we win 9-0 up there and Cowans brings himself on and scores a hat trick...Well it might happen ;D
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I hope we win 9-0 up there and Cowans brings himself on and scores a hat trick...Well it might happen ;D
Then drag Andy Gray out of the commentary box so he can score a free-kick with his head.
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I love how this bloke went through the effort of creating an account and waiting for it to be activated, just to post that useless pile of dog spunk.
And I don't understand how it's "revenge"? We sent you down (which was CLEARLY just us, not the fact your entire team was a bunch of overpriced, overpaid, good for nothing fame monkeys), so you decide to "mock" us because we've lost a manager ... LOLWHUT?!
I went to see Newcastle play West Brom at the Hawthorns in the FA Cup last season ... Alan Smith actually picked a fight on someone in the crowd. What kind of spunk-guzzling-footballer does that? They get trained to ignore the fans' comments.
Oh, FYI, it was great watching the Baggies put 4 past Newcastle.
I do believe the chant went something like:
"Top of the League, you're having a laugh..."
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Also, why did you name yourself after a blockbuster film about a bomb technician? That seems a bit silly.
And I think that when most people go to Newcastle, they will only go to Sports Direct @ St. James Park (that's the official name, isn't it?). I'm also puzzled as to how you got internet I didn't think they had that kind of technology in Newcastle.
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I recall a member of this site referring to Alan Smith as an 'Oxygen Thief'.
It described him so well.
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And they wonder why they're laughed at.
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no one gives a flying fuck what the deluded barcode massive think...
insignificant little pissend club at the arse end of scotland...
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lol... Newcastle, where do we start with that circus club? Sheeeerar Sheeeerar Sheeeerar!
Why is it our fault Newcastle got relegated? Is the deluded geordie gonna go on other football club forums and start posting crap just because their team beat Newcastle... like, er... two years ago? Move on son, we didn't relegate you, you relegated yourselves other the course of the season by being SHIT. Even when we sent down Newcastle we played pretty average and even then Newcastle didn't produce any sort of fight, it was embarrassing how dire they were, you wouldn't of thought they were trying to survive, it looked like they were as bothered as playing in a pre-season friendly.
I hope they get relegated again.
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Ah good some new Muppet.
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I hope the geordie twats go down.
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Our Friends In The North was fantastic though.
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Excuse my ignorance but can anybody tell me what "memory lingers on" for these chimps?
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the memory of us final game of the season dispatching them to the Chumptionshit
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as he now been banned, or is he a one post wonder ?
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the memory of us final game of the season dispatching them to the Chumptionshit
I wondered if that was what the crank was on about-my mistake,I took him for his word when he said they weren't deluded.
I think this bloke would feel more at home on Blue Moon TBH-We seem to have become flavour of the month with all the internet retards & social misfits.
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as he now been banned, or is he a one post wonder ?
He'll have legged it down to Greggs to stock up on Sewage Pasties and Irn Bru before they close.
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Newcastle. Second biggest side in the North East.
Ouch.
That's like being the second biggest side in Rwanda.
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And for someone (presumably) living and (probably not) working in Neyowkassul to knock Birmingham as a place to reside?
Really?
Talk about pots calling kettles names, etc.
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no one gives a flying fuck what the deluded barcode massive think...
insignificant little pissend club at the arse end of scotland...
Absolutely, second only to the bindippers when it comes to cliche ridden twaddle
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Hurty! It's me, Rizza! *holds up fishing rod*
Ha ha - most barcodes are OK.
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I'm glad the Barcodes are back - they are always good for a laugh.
The Sob On The Tyne thing wasn't a good idea as far as I was concerned. As much as they are a laughing stock, they are still human (albeit closer to Neanderthal) and I didn't see the point of rubbing their streaming noses in it. I remember feeling some pity for them.
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***reads article and shrugs***
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Forgive me, but when the fuck did the hostelries in the Newcastle EVER welcome us with open arms? Once a bunch of ****** always a bunch of ******, always had grief there.
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Erm.. What I actually remember most about that game, beside how dismal Tha Toon were, was how feckin disrespectful their obese, shirtless, troglodyte fans were when Martin Laursen was trying to give his farewell to the fans. Oh how I laughed when even as badly as we played, we still sent them down. Now that's what I call Schadenfreude! ;)
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I usually have time for ordinary, decent supporters of other clubs, which is the vast majority in most cases. They're invariably friendly, and we have more in common than divides us. Two sets where it's difficult to ever find a decent one are Leeds and Newcastle - I'd even include Small Heath above them.
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Newcastle went down because of their limp, lifeless performances at the end of that season. I was watching that game expecting them to fight tooth and claw for their prem status but in the end they limped through the game in second gear.
The nicest word I can think of to describe Newcastle is 'irrelevant'.
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The SOB ON THE TYNE banner did raise a few laughs that day as I recall -
Maybe we can spoil their return party a week on sunday, even with a caretaker manager
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Erm.. What I actually remember most about that game, beside how dismal Tha Toon were, was how feckin disrespectful their obese, shirtless, troglodyte fans were when Martin Laursen was trying to give his farewell to the fans. Oh how I laughed when even as badly as we played, we still sent them down. Now that's what I call Schadenfreude! ;)
What he said!
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(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o191/L8ton/sobrauol.jpg)
Might just have to get these out the loft now if it's going to piss them off that much!
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I'd take ye all a wee bit more seriously if you weren't known for turning on managers in record time.
What was it, two months into Allardyce's stint and you were giving him grief? Big red simpleton faces gesticulating at him and telling him "you don't know what you're doing."
That worked out well, didn't it? How did the next bloke get on? I'm sure it was Sexy Football all the way down to the Championship. Still, at least you finally won a trophy, eh?
Or how about wanting rid of Ashley because "He doesn't unerstan tha Geordie peeple, like," and wanting some rich Arabs -or any Arabs for that matter - to take over?
You're a laughing stock and we've missed you.
Don't go changing.
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They've done some banners themselves, mind.
(http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/boycoutt.jpg)
Boycoutt the club, indeed.
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If anyone hasn't seen this before, you are in for a treat!!!!!
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I've just nicked that pic Leighton - ace!
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http://newsarse.com/2009/02/22/geordie-man-buys-coat/ (http://newsarse.com/2009/02/22/geordie-man-buys-coat/)
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Geordie Jeans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX85QqzrXO0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX85QqzrXO0)
Geordie Jumpers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOJzPXzcF_g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOJzPXzcF_g)
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If anyone hasn't seen this before, you are in for a treat!!!!!
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What is it with Noocassil and their (k)nobs?
(http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/features.nsf/LookupUNID/17A3BA88C5A1AF72802574F1007AD5D3/$File/ballsLarge.jpg)
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I have so far got away without watching sky sports news for a good 6 months, but.... do they still have a 5 minute segment everyday where they stand out st james with a lot of unemployed people and talk about anything that might be happening with the "best fans in the world"
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Fucking monkeyhangers.
Yes, I know thats Hartlepool but its close enough.
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I have nothing against Newcastle. When I lived in Sheffield my best mate was a Geordie, I have met plenty of their fans over the years and they have always been pretty knowledgeable and fair minded, with a glaring blind spot when it comes to the ability of King Kev.
I wasn't at that game 15 months ago but some of the antipathy towards Newcastle made me cringe. When Wednesday sent us down at Villa Park in 1987 I remember then manager Howard Wilkinson saying the team had left promptly because the experience reminded him of being in a graveyard and was not a pleasant experience.
Their support given their trophy-less record in my life time is admirable. The only criticism I would have is of the fans a few years ago who would always jump on the " we brought 500 coaches to you on Christmas morning and you only brought a transit van for the last day of the season" variety.
To them I would point out that around 1978 we relegated Newcastle in a midweek game at Villa Park. There was a story in the Mail the next day about the 17 fans who had travelled down in a van to watch them. The players heard of this and subsequently clubbed together to pay for their petrol. I am sure somebody with access to proper archives can dredge this story up.
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Fucking monkeyhangers.
Not a term I'd heard before so if I went to Wiki.
A brilliant story!
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Fucking monkeyhangers.
Not a term I'd heard before so if I went to Wiki.
A brilliant story!
Who killed the bear ?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/gloucestershire/weirdwest/2004/11/bear.shtml
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Fucking monkeyhangers.
Not a term I'd heard before so if I went to Wiki.
A brilliant story!
Haven't read the Wiki thing but isn't it Hartlepool where they are known as the monkeyhangers? Although it's in the North East it bears as much relation to Newcastle as Coventry does to Aston.
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Yeah, I already explained that (in tiny text). I just wanted to call some North East idiot a monkey hanger.
Because it amuses me.
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Yeah, I already explained that (in tiny text). I just wanted to call some North East idiot a monkey hanger.
Because it amuses me.
Didn't spot that. As you were.
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http://www.true-faith.co.uk/tf/features.nsf/0/CFD4A5B13AA46E5D8025777B0035970F?OpenDocument
P/S - you'll see that we Geordies aren't delusional. We'll take 17th this season - no messing. Oh and to those coming up to Newcastle a week on sunday please don't take offence if you are not welcomed at any of our hostelries or that your generally not welcomed with open arms. The memory kinda lingers doesn't it?
Not delusional, but stupid enough to believe that we're the planet's most fickle supporters. We're no different to any other set. Now fuck off.
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The OP is so strange it defies belief.
I doubt that "article" does speak for all Geordies as I know a couple and they are not little bitches, who cry about banter at football matches.