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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: JJ-AV on August 04, 2010, 07:07:23 PM

Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: JJ-AV on August 04, 2010, 07:07:23 PM: Horrible company, but can't knock their sense of humour:

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11827_6294705,00.html
Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: eric woolban woolban on August 04, 2010, 07:09:48 PM: I want fanni.
Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: Chipsticks on August 04, 2010, 09:05:12 PM: I'm pretty sure O'neil doesn't want Fanni.
Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: LeeB on August 04, 2010, 09:36:28 PM: Quote from: "Chipsticks"
I'm pretty sure O'neil doesn't want Fanni.

I don't blame him. I've heard he's a bit of a c**t.
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Post by: Mark H on August 04, 2010, 09:52:12 PM: How many double entontra's (how ever you spell it !!) can you get in one article !
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Post by: newtonsballs on August 04, 2010, 09:52:36 PM: Bucket of water for the children please
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Post by: PaulTheVillan on August 04, 2010, 10:24:41 PM: Fanni stinks
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Post by: eamonn on August 05, 2010, 03:34:29 AM: Quote from: "PaulTheVillan"
Fanni stinks

Is he gone to Grimsby then?
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Post by: Hookeysmith on August 05, 2010, 08:25:22 AM: Fanni complains he got fucked by his club?????

I suppose its what happens when a Fanni is surrounded by a load of pricks
Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: lordmcgrath5 on August 05, 2010, 01:48:42 PM: "Somehow, I fall between two stools," Fanni told L'Equipe.

There's a very vulgar joke in there somewhere. Sounds like something out of "special interest" adult entertainment.
Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: not3bad on August 05, 2010, 02:03:08 PM: Quote from: "Chipsticks"
I'm pretty sure O'neil doesn't want Fanni.

Don't blame him. We need a strong defense and I heard Fanni gets licked.
Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: Simba on August 05, 2010, 02:15:52 PM: Quote from: "lordmcgrath5"
"Somehow, I fall between two stools," Fanni told L'Equipe.

There's a very vulgar joke in there somewhere. Sounds like something out of "special interest" adult entertainment.

Well it came from his own lips.
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Post by: Mister E on August 05, 2010, 03:22:37 PM: He sweats like crazy after a bit of a workout. Quite a cunning player, I gather, although when the defence gets split he looks a little slack.
Flexible although excitable. Needs stroking for motivation.
Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: lordmcgrath5 on August 05, 2010, 03:25:46 PM: My German team MSV Duisburg currently have a player rejoicing in the name of Burakcan Kunt on their books. I'm going to encourage them to sign Fanni to add to what's shaping up to be a promising rude XI.
Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: Bent Neilsens Screamer on August 05, 2010, 03:47:13 PM: Quote from: "lordmcgrath5"
My German team MSV Duisburg currently have a player rejoicing in the name of Burakcan Kunt on their books. I'm going to encourage them to sign Fanni to add to what's shaping up to be a promising rude XI.

Rod Fanni And Johan De Kock would be a promising defensive partnership.
Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: Hookeysmith on August 05, 2010, 04:10:39 PM: Add in the old favourite villa plays from folk yore

Brown

Arce

Hole

And the team is shaping up nicely

antoher German International Kuntz spings to mind (or is that everytime i think of German Internationals)
Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: Hookeysmith on August 05, 2010, 04:14:44 PM: Actually an international X1 is developing

GK Quim

DF Kuntz
DF De Kock
DF Fanni
DF

MF Kunt

fill in the rest
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Post by: JJ-AV on August 05, 2010, 04:24:20 PM: Bent x2 upfront?
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Post by: SpenJC on August 05, 2010, 04:27:49 PM: Smells a bit fishy to me !!!
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Post by: Bent Neilsens Screamer on August 05, 2010, 04:29:31 PM: John Bumstead although thats only rude if your 5 years old. My missus used to find Malinko Pantic amusing as well.
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Post by: Concrete John on August 05, 2010, 04:43:32 PM: Quote from: "Hookeysmith"
Actually an international X1 is developing

GK Quim

DF Kuntz
DF De Kock
DF Fanni
DF

MF Kunt

fill in the rest

ST - Yanker (German striker)
Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: old man villa fan on August 05, 2010, 04:46:36 PM: Quote from: "Hookeysmith"
Add in the old favourite villa plays from folk yore

Brown

Arce

Hole

And the team is shaping up nicely

antoher German International Kuntz spings to mind (or is that everytime i think of German Internationals)

Don't forget Wright and Aitken before your three. Would have been great for the announcer if those five had played together.
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Post by: old man villa fan on August 05, 2010, 04:50:54 PM: Quote from: "Kent Neilsens Screamer"

Johan De Kock would be a promising defensive partnership.

Pity he isn't a deep lying forward, playing in the hole.
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Post by: peter w on August 05, 2010, 06:09:14 PM: Somebody worked with my mate called Eufuc Bhoys. Turkish fella. Can we not pretend he's a footballer as he'd be ideal fo this team.

Mind you the name reads funnier than it sounds - Yewfoch Bowsh.
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Post by: eric woolban woolban on August 05, 2010, 08:50:27 PM: Raphael Scheidt can be the substitute.
Title: Sky Sports Headline
Post by: willywombat on August 06, 2010, 06:34:21 AM: I once knew a bloke in Wolverhampton called Urek Hunt. His mum was Polish. Honest