Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: kippaxvilla2 on July 26, 2010, 01:14:26 PM
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I say coffee and tea - both in flasks.
I say also a selection of bourbon creams and Morning Coffee biscuits on a china plate with the Aston Villa logo etched in the centre.
Also, number of attendees - five, JM, agent, MO'N, Secretary and Chief Exec.
Agenda
1. Minutes of Last Meeting
2. World Cup Feedback
3. Contractual Negotiations
4. Next Steps
5. Locker Re-allocations
6. Squad Number Changes
7. Any Other Business.
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will they be looking at Jimmys holiday snaps as well ? Maybe in AOB ?
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It will be, as known in the army, a meeting without coffee.
It wlll be a short meeting, get the impression MON doesn't do long meetings.
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If i was RL i would start the meeting with
"MON / JM one of you is a fucking liar - whoever it is you are going"
That should start it off well
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Surely the minutes of the last meeting will clear up any ambiguiity.
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If i was RL i would start the meeting with
"MON / JM one of you is a fucking liar - whoever it is you are going"
That should start it off well
Lets hope they are both lying ;)
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MON will want to make it swift as he'll be running the rule over the latest list of overseas players recommended by his vast army of scouts.
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It will be, as known in the army, a meeting without coffee.
I remember the first time I was told I had to attend one of them. My MEO wasn't impressed when I turned up with a mug of tea.
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A.O.B here is just everyone sitting round a table saying "no thanks".
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MON will want to make it swift as he'll be running the rule over the latest list of overseas players recommended by his vast army of scouts.
Has he had Risso running the rule over some lads in the Isle of Man Canada Life Premier League then?
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Opening line from MON "you are calling me a liar and your fucking knee caps will be scattered on the man city pitch in the next 24 hrs " ..............
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MON: Do you want to go or not?
JM: I want to go but I wont say that publicly or you wont give me a payout as per my contract when you sell me.
MON: So you do want to go?
JM: Yes but you shouldn't of said that I do.
MON: If you want to go then put in a transfer request.
JM: I wont do that as I wont get the payout.
MON: Forget any payout, you're going.
JM: I'm not going without a payout.
MON: Then get your training gear on and get outside and stop wasting my fucking time.
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Bobcat, I would love that to be it
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MON will want to make it swift as he'll be running the rule over the latest list of overseas players recommended by his vast army of scouts.
Acid on a Monday Fletch?
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
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An ITK at Villa Park informs me they got through three packets of Party Rings, the bloody gannets.
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Our first signing this season is a Portugeezer. Nice one, MON to bring us Abel Xavier.
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Surely the minutes of the last meeting will clear up any ambiguiity.
It is characteristic of all committee discussions and decisions that every member has a vivid recollection of them, and that every member's recollection of them differs violently from every other member's recollection; consequently we accept the convention that the official decisions are those and only those which have been officially recorded in the minutes by the officials; from which it emerges with elegant inevitability, that any decision which has been officially reached would have been officially recorded in the minutes by the officials, and any decisions which is not recorded in the minutes by the officials has not been officially reached, even if one or more members believe they can recollect it; so in this particular case, if the decision would have been officially reached, it would have been recorded in the minutes by the officials and it isn't so it wasn't.
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There will be plenty of cake and arse.
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Milner, should he mention the words "Manchester" and "City" should be served Arse Biscuits.
Should he mention the words "Manchester" and "City" combined with "Bye bye", then MoN should give him a knuckle sandwich.
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As an aside, fuck me I hate doing minutes.
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MON looks up at the Agent "Who the f*uck are you?"
Agent: I am Mr Milner's agent.
MON: Now where is Mr Milner?
Agent: He is here sitting behind me.
MON leans to one side looks at Milner: Oh yes there you are. You should be on the training pitch.
MON: What do you want?
Agent: Mr Milner would like a move?
MON: What again ...I moved him just after christmas?
Agent: Yes but he would like to move out now.
MON: What to the right? James do you want to move out to the right?
Milner: No Boss I am happy where I am.
MON looks at the Agent. Agent looks at Milner. Milner squeals "What have I said what have I said..I am happy where I am"
Agent frog marches Milner out ...meeting is adjourned.