Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Uncle Junior on July 24, 2010, 08:38:01 PM
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Was driving up the M6 near Stoke yesterday and had the misfortune to be cut up by a twat in a very loud and tacky white lamborghini. A quick look at the plate and the ugly mug behind the wheel let me know that it was Beattie. A big grin on his face, a nasty sounding exhaust and weaving through heavy traffic like a lunatic. Just one work came to mind... cock. So glad we never signed him. He would have been a disaster.
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A lambo sounding nasty?
Philistine.
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How do you know he'd have been a disaster?
He did well for Stoke when he first signed for them. He'll probably end up down the sty.
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I know Gabby has a Lamborghini too I think it's white as well.
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Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.
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Was driving up the M6 near Stoke yesterday and had the misfortune to be cut up by a twat in a very loud and tacky white lamborghini. A quick look at the plate and the ugly mug behind the wheel let me know that it was Beattie. A big grin on his face, a nasty sounding exhaust and weaving through heavy traffic like a lunatic. Just one work came to mind... cock. So glad we never signed him. He would have been a disaster.
You should have waved at him in a polite manner.
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I know Gabby has a Lamborghini too I think it's white as well.
It's yellow isn't it?
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Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.
James Milner can out run Gabby and his Lamborghini...
... Especially if there's a chest full of money at the end of the track.
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Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.
James Milner can out run Gabby and his Lamborghini...
... Especially if there's a chest full of money at the end of the track.
I'd outrun them if there was a chest full of money at the end of the track! Or even just a crate of beer!
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How do you know he'd have been a disaster?
He did well for Stoke when he first signed for them. He'll probably end up down the sty.
'Cos he's shite?
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When he played for Saints, there was a couple of times he was involved in incidents in pubs/clubs in Bournemouth.
A horrible individual tbh.
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Twat.
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On the other hand I seem to remember when he got married he asked that his guests donate to a charity for a seriously ill child rather than buy any wedding presents, it wasn't something he wanted making public either.
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On the other hand I seem to remember when he got married he asked that his guests donate to a charity for a seriously ill child rather than buy any wedding presents, it wasn't something he wanted making public either.
If he had, it wouldn't have been newsworthy for the hacks.
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On the other hand I seem to remember when he got married he asked that his guests donate to a charity for a seriously ill child rather than buy any wedding presents, it wasn't something he wanted making public either.
That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, I really love your tiger feet.
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I've been out tonight surrounded by twats who earn lots of money but with no idea how to behave, so I can understand the feelings!
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On the other hand I seem to remember when he got married he asked that his guests donate to a charity for a seriously ill child rather than buy any wedding presents, it wasn't something he wanted making public either.
That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, I really love your tiger feet.
Believe it or not, I knew Les Gray, the lead singer of Mud, quite well and regularly used to holiday at his gaffe in Budens, Portugal.
Strange old world.
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He's better than heskey
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He's better than heskey
Les Gray?
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He's better than heskey
Les Gray?
Larry Grayson.
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And the sociologists wonder why we, as fans no longer feel connected to the players and why the players no longer have any affinity with the clubs that pay their wages.
Arrogant, overpaid young men out of control of their own egos.
Wage cap anybody?
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When he played for Saints, there was a couple of times he was involved in incidents in pubs/clubs in Bournemouth.
A horrible individual tbh.
Indeed...saw him at that time in a bar in Bournemouth being thrown out for being an absolute twat...
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Saw him on a TV programme some years ago and he came across as an absolute twat of the highest order, never liked him since and was glad we didn't sign him partly because i didn't like him and partly because i doubted he would be any good for us. There was something about his game that said that he wouldn't necessarily succeed anywhere, it just seemed to fit for him at Southampton.
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Didn't he get a slap in Brum at the same time it was between him signing for us or Everton? He was on the front of the papers with a black eye IIRC
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I must admit i dont like beattie can'nt believe he played for england.
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sums up the state of football when useless donkeys like beattie can afford a lamborhini....
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Didn't he get a slap in Brum at the same time it was between him signing for us or Everton? He was on the front of the papers with a black eye IIRC
Yeh that was over arcadian when he threw his jacket on the road, was walking past when it happened
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The original Jason Bent!
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Surprised you risked continuing on the M6 past Stoke, that must be one of the worst stretches of motorway for accidents in the U.K!
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Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.
i saw gabby a while back in his little runaround 307 cc
with a gorgeous blond in the passenger seat
isnt it funny how money can turn a girls head :-)
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Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.
i saw gabby a while back in his little runaround 307 cc
with a gorgeous blond in the passenger seat
isnt it funny how money can turn a girls head :-)
Was she preggers?
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couldnt tell, i was driving past him
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couldnt tell, i was driving past him
Are you now preggers?
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nah mate, i dont have any ovaries
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nah mate, i dont have any ovaries
That wouldn't be an obstacle to a man of the Agbonlahor fertility.
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nah mate, i dont have any ovaries
That wouldn't be an obstacle to a man of the Agbonlahor fertility.
LOL
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Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.
i saw gabby a while back in his little runaround 307 cc
with a gorgeous blond in the passenger seat
isnt it funny how money can turn a girls head :-)
And open her legs.
I once knew someone who used to go out a lot in B'ham. Not the best looking lad. He won some cash on the Lottery and got a £50 note from the bank. He got it out in B'ham at a bar and flashed it for all to see.
The women swarmed around him...
...he was gutted when the bar didn't accept the note.