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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Uncle Junior on July 24, 2010, 08:38:01 PM

Title: 0% Villa: James Beattie: Cock
Post by: Uncle Junior on July 24, 2010, 08:38:01 PM
Was driving up the M6 near Stoke yesterday and had the misfortune to be cut up by a twat in a very loud and tacky white lamborghini. A quick look at the plate and the ugly mug behind the wheel let me know that it was Beattie. A big grin on his face, a nasty sounding exhaust and weaving through heavy traffic like a lunatic. Just one work came to mind... cock. So glad we never signed him. He would have been a disaster.
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Post by: Ads on July 24, 2010, 08:40:46 PM
A lambo sounding nasty?

Philistine.
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Post by: PaulTheVillan on July 24, 2010, 08:40:52 PM
How do you know he'd have been a disaster?

He did well for Stoke when he first signed for them. He'll probably end up down the sty.
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Post by: TheSandman on July 24, 2010, 08:41:57 PM
I know Gabby has a Lamborghini too I think it's white as well.
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Post by: Ads on July 24, 2010, 08:42:48 PM
Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.
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Post by: villa1 on July 24, 2010, 08:43:36 PM
Quote from: "Uncle Junior"
Was driving up the M6 near Stoke yesterday and had the misfortune to be cut up by a twat in a very loud and tacky white lamborghini. A quick look at the plate and the ugly mug behind the wheel let me know that it was Beattie. A big grin on his face, a nasty sounding exhaust and weaving through heavy traffic like a lunatic. Just one work came to mind... cock. So glad we never signed him. He would have been a disaster.


You should have waved at him in a polite manner.
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Post by: Karl Bridges on July 24, 2010, 08:43:49 PM
Quote from: "TheSandman"
I know Gabby has a Lamborghini too I think it's white as well.



It's yellow isn't it?
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Post by: TheSandman on July 24, 2010, 08:44:02 PM
Quote from: "Ads"
Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.


James Milner can out run Gabby and his Lamborghini...





... Especially if there's a chest full of money at the end of the track.
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Post by: villa1 on July 24, 2010, 08:45:27 PM
Quote from: "TheSandman"
Quote from: "Ads"
Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.


James Milner can out run Gabby and his Lamborghini...





... Especially if there's a chest full of money at the end of the track.


I'd outrun them if there was a chest full of money at the end of the track! Or even just a crate of beer!
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Post by: JJ-AV on July 24, 2010, 08:56:39 PM
Quote from: "PaulTheVillan"
How do you know he'd have been a disaster?

He did well for Stoke when he first signed for them. He'll probably end up down the sty.


'Cos he's shite?
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Post by: davevillan on July 24, 2010, 11:13:21 PM
When he played for Saints, there was a couple of times he was involved in incidents in pubs/clubs in Bournemouth.
A horrible individual tbh.
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Post by: olaftab on July 24, 2010, 11:32:39 PM
Twat.
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Post by: Chris Jameson on July 24, 2010, 11:45:10 PM
On the other hand I seem to remember when he got married he asked that his guests donate to a charity for a seriously ill child rather than buy any wedding presents, it wasn't something he wanted making public either.
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Post by: Pete3206 on July 25, 2010, 12:10:08 AM
Quote from: "Chris Jameson"
On the other hand I seem to remember when he got married he asked that his guests donate to a charity for a seriously ill child rather than buy any wedding presents, it wasn't something he wanted making public either.


If he had, it wouldn't have been newsworthy for the hacks.
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Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on July 25, 2010, 12:19:25 AM
Quote from: "Chris Jameson"
On the other hand I seem to remember when he got married he asked that his guests donate to a charity for a seriously ill child rather than buy any wedding presents, it wasn't something he wanted making public either.

That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, I really love your tiger feet.
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Post by: London Villan on July 25, 2010, 12:32:37 AM
I've been out tonight surrounded by twats who earn lots of money but with no idea how to behave, so I can understand the feelings!
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Post by: adrenachrome on July 25, 2010, 12:33:50 AM
Quote from: "Mark Kelly"
Quote from: "Chris Jameson"
On the other hand I seem to remember when he got married he asked that his guests donate to a charity for a seriously ill child rather than buy any wedding presents, it wasn't something he wanted making public either.

That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, I really love your tiger feet.


Believe it or not, I knew Les Gray, the lead singer of Mud, quite well and regularly used to holiday at his gaffe in Budens,  Portugal.

Strange old world.
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Post by: stevenjos on July 25, 2010, 12:42:19 AM
He's better than heskey
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Post by: dave.woodhall on July 25, 2010, 12:43:41 AM
Quote from: "stevenjos"
He's better than heskey


Les Gray?
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Post by: Karl Bridges on July 25, 2010, 01:06:12 AM
Quote from: "dave.woodhall"
Quote from: "stevenjos"
He's better than heskey


Les Gray?



Larry Grayson.
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Post by: Simba on July 25, 2010, 08:53:58 AM
And the sociologists wonder why we, as fans no longer feel connected to the players and why the players no longer have any affinity with the clubs that pay their wages.

Arrogant, overpaid young men out of control of their own egos.

Wage cap anybody?
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Post by: avfcpg on July 25, 2010, 09:11:06 AM
Quote from: "davevillan"
When he played for Saints, there was a couple of times he was involved in incidents in pubs/clubs in Bournemouth.
A horrible individual tbh.


Indeed...saw him at that time in a bar in Bournemouth being thrown out for being an absolute twat...
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Post by: smudger on July 25, 2010, 09:47:58 AM
Saw him on a TV programme some years ago and he came across as an absolute twat of the highest order, never liked him since and was glad we didn't sign him partly because i didn't like him and partly because i doubted he would be any good for us. There was something about his game that said that he wouldn't necessarily succeed anywhere, it just seemed to fit for him at Southampton.
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Post by: Walmley_Villa on July 25, 2010, 10:12:40 AM
Didn't he get a slap in Brum at the same time it was between him signing for us or Everton? He was on the front of the papers with a black eye IIRC
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Post by: darren woolley on July 25, 2010, 03:00:00 PM
I must admit i dont like beattie can'nt believe he played for england.
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Post by: pablopicasso_10 on July 25, 2010, 03:41:00 PM
sums up the state of football when useless donkeys like beattie can afford a lamborhini....
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Post by: rbcuk on July 25, 2010, 04:33:33 PM
Quote from: "Walmley_Villa"
Didn't he get a slap in Brum at the same time it was between him signing for us or Everton? He was on the front of the papers with a black eye IIRC


Yeh that was over arcadian when he threw his jacket on the road, was walking past when it happened
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Post by: Lucky Eddie on July 25, 2010, 07:19:09 PM
The original Jason Bent!
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Post by: SoccerHQ on July 25, 2010, 08:00:38 PM
Surprised you risked continuing on the M6 past Stoke, that must be one of the worst stretches of motorway for accidents in the U.K!
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Post by: pmk1981 on July 26, 2010, 12:18:33 PM
Quote from: "Ads"
Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.


i saw gabby a while back in his little runaround 307 cc

with a gorgeous blond in the passenger seat

isnt it funny how money can turn a girls head :-)
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Post by: Concrete John on July 26, 2010, 12:19:28 PM
Quote from: "pmk1981"
Quote from: "Ads"
Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.


i saw gabby a while back in his little runaround 307 cc

with a gorgeous blond in the passenger seat

isnt it funny how money can turn a girls head :-)


Was she preggers?
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Post by: pmk1981 on July 26, 2010, 12:20:54 PM
couldnt tell, i was driving past him
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 26, 2010, 12:47:28 PM
Quote from: "pmk1981"
couldnt tell, i was driving past him


Are you now preggers?
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Post by: pmk1981 on July 26, 2010, 01:20:34 PM
nah mate, i dont have any ovaries
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Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 26, 2010, 01:40:29 PM
Quote from: "pmk1981"
nah mate, i dont have any ovaries


That wouldn't be an obstacle to a man of the Agbonlahor fertility.
Title: 0% Villa: James Beattie: Cock
Post by: pmk1981 on July 26, 2010, 02:02:40 PM
Quote from: "pauliewalnuts"
Quote from: "pmk1981"
nah mate, i dont have any ovaries


That wouldn't be an obstacle to a man of the Agbonlahor fertility.
LOL
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Post by: mshurst on July 26, 2010, 03:43:11 PM
Quote from: "pmk1981"
Quote from: "Ads"
Gabby can out run his Lamborghini.


i saw gabby a while back in his little runaround 307 cc

with a gorgeous blond in the passenger seat

isnt it funny how money can turn a girls head :-)


And open her legs.

I once knew someone who used to go out a lot in B'ham. Not the best looking lad. He won some cash on the Lottery and got a £50 note from the bank. He got it out in B'ham at a bar and flashed it for all to see.

The women swarmed around him...

...he was gutted when the bar didn't accept the note.
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