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Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: Dave Javu on July 16, 2010, 10:19:25 AM
Madrid say "name your price" for Oberhausen's Paul (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/15/paul-the-octopus-madrid-transfer)
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 16, 2010, 10:20:37 AM
"exchange of animals" ha ha.

In the current inflated market, Paul has to be worth at least three million squid.



*coat*
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: Des Little on July 16, 2010, 10:21:31 AM
We could offer them Ivanhoe plus plankton
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on July 16, 2010, 10:29:22 AM
I think he might go for a million squid.
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 16, 2010, 10:32:03 AM
Oh, Bren.

*wink*
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: Ger Regan on July 16, 2010, 10:38:14 AM
Another aquatico era starts in Madrid.....
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: Brend'Watkins on July 16, 2010, 11:12:51 AM
Quote from: "pauliewalnuts"
Oh, Bren.

*wink*


There's no "Oh Bren" about it...I tell ya, he'll be signing and he'll be in a Madrid zoo before the inks dried.
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: Dave Javu on July 16, 2010, 11:20:47 AM
I can't help thinking that Madrid have been suckered into this deal.
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: Tokyo Sexwhale on July 16, 2010, 11:29:22 AM
I wouldn't believe it until I see the ink on the contract.
Title: paul the octopuss
Post by: darren woolley on July 16, 2010, 12:05:39 PM
something fishy going on there!
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: cheltenhamlion on July 16, 2010, 12:28:09 PM
They have only opened up with a tentacle enquiry mind.
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: pauliewalnuts on July 16, 2010, 12:46:41 PM
I hear they've got an enormous transfer man-of-warchest this summer.
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: TaxDodger on July 16, 2010, 12:49:52 PM
Alan Hansen will be pointing out to them that you can't win anything with squids..
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: Dave Javu on July 16, 2010, 02:32:46 PM
Maybe Bathelona will try and mussel in on the deal.
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: adrenachrome on July 16, 2010, 02:37:42 PM
He'll get booked and sent off a lot - all arms, I've heard.
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: Concrete John on July 16, 2010, 02:41:21 PM
He'll be taking the number 8 shirt.
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: JUAN PABLO on July 16, 2010, 02:43:00 PM
why the fook MON is not buying him for RB I will never know ..  MON OUT!!
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: Chris Smith on July 16, 2010, 03:44:04 PM
I think whoever signs him will win not just their own title but 20,000 leagues particularly if they also sign Nemo as captain.
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: cdbearsfan on July 16, 2010, 04:57:41 PM
Some of these puns are apauling*.



* sorry, couldn't think of an octopus pun.
Title: Biggest transfer of the summer?
Post by: kipeye on July 16, 2010, 05:02:22 PM
Keep it up-I'm enjoying the Kraken.
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