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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: TimTheVillain on July 06, 2010, 01:13:41 PM
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I know he's hated on here, but the guy who was taken to court by Villa is back next season.
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2010/07/05/aston-villa-fan-kevin-akram-wins-battle-to-overturn-football-banning-order-97319-26785232/
I am keeping my opinion to myself.
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Why is he hated, I have never heard this story?
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Terrace Hero?
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Why is he hated, I have never heard this story?
Same here.
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The bloke is one annoying tit - hopefully he has had his whistle confiscated or better still, rammed up his arse.
The combination of "KEV" and Emile made most of my Villa Park visits an unpleasant experience.
Don`t get me started on MON`s tactics:)
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I wondered where he went. Harmless bloke really.
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The bloke is one annoying tit - hopefully he has had his whistle confiscated or better still, rammed up his arse.
The combination of "KEV" and Emile made most of my Villa Park visits an unpleasant experience.
Don`t get me started on MON`s tactics:)
Sit elsewhere, just a serving suggestion.
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seems harmless sort of bloke but must be on somethink !A bit strange keep blowing a whistle i thought that was enough to get ejected
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Never heard of him. Glad he doesnt sit near me though. If he kept blowing a whistle he'd be breathing through it for the rest of his natural.
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The man is a moron, he's 43 ffs and he's prancing round the Aston hotel goading lads to sing songs to him about how he's a peado and stuff.
He needs to grow up plus he should be seated at the match. If he sat anywhere near me I'd have told him to fuck off by now.
Plus he looks a total cock in those jumpers
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Is he the 'special' bloke who I would have seen in the North Stand Lower blowing a whistle and being a bit of a twat basically with his 'look at me, look at me' behaviour?
If he is then i'd be tempted to start up a Facebook group for the first and only time calling for his tarring and feathering.
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Is it Kevin Arkham because he's an asylum case (Batman reference for those who don't know).
Oh, Akram.
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His real name is Cooper Sinjury.
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The bloke is one annoying tit - hopefully he has had his whistle confiscated or better still, rammed up his arse.
The combination of "KEV" and Emile made most of my Villa Park visits an unpleasant experience.
Don`t get me started on MON`s tactics:)
Sit elsewhere, just a serving suggestion.
Or maybe he stops acting like a tit? Just a serving suggestion ;o)
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He sounds a bit simple.
Would love to see us go the route of the Ultras and all that lot from abroad, fans getting to the ground three hours early, decking the place out in colours, megaphones and whatnot.
But a bellend running about with a whistle sounds a bit Bolton or West Brom.
I'm sure he's a great bloke though.
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A fucking whistle??
Even Pompey can afford a big bell.
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I thought there were laws to protect whistle blowers?
IGMC.
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The bloke is one annoying tit - hopefully he has had his whistle confiscated or better still, rammed up his arse.
The combination of "KEV" and Emile made most of my Villa Park visits an unpleasant experience.
Don`t get me started on MON`s tactics:)
Sit elsewhere, just a serving suggestion.
And of course that's dead easy in a stadium where your seat is allocated to you via your ticket.
Shit, sorry, wasn't meant to reply to your posts was I? Ah well.
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The man is a moron, he's 43 ffs and he's prancing round the Aston hotel goading lads to sing songs to him about how he's a peado and stuff.
What on earth?
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He sits nowhere near me so I'd just like to say 'Welcome back Kev'
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He sits in lower stand north, I am glad I moved my season tickets
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So long as he isnt acting the cock during the games, I cant see any problems with him. There is a bloke in L5 in the Holte who turns up every game 10 minutes into the second half, absolutely twatted. He can be a bit of a knob but so what, hes harmless enough. Sometimes its something to talk about whilst watching the same old predictable shite.
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He sits nowhere near me so I'd just like to say 'Welcome back Kev'
Or me so I'll join you in welcoming him back. Let's hope he's bought himself a vuvuzela as well
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I've seen him in the Aston loads of times. I can't decide whether he's just harmless or just a twat. Maybe both.
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I know he's hated on here, but the guy who was taken to court by Villa is back next season.
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2010/07/05/aston-villa-fan-kevin-akram-wins-battle-to-overturn-football-banning-order-97319-26785232/
I am keeping my opinion to myself.
Hated on here? I've never heard of the bloke before you posted the link.
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Trawl back to last season Legion - the venum against him was very tangible.
I have never met him or even seen him myself, so have no opinion other than it can be good to see enthusiasm.
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The bloke is one annoying tit - hopefully he has had his whistle confiscated or better still, rammed up his arse.
The combination of "KEV" and Emile made most of my Villa Park visits an unpleasant experience.
Don`t get me started on MON`s tactics:)
Sit elsewhere, just a serving suggestion.
And of course that's dead easy in a stadium where your seat is allocated to you via your ticket.
Shit, sorry, wasn't meant to reply to your posts was I? Ah well.
I'm talking to ST holders.
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The bloke is one annoying tit - hopefully he has had his whistle confiscated or better still, rammed up his arse.
The combination of "KEV" and Emile made most of my Villa Park visits an unpleasant experience.
Don`t get me started on MON`s tactics:)
Sit elsewhere, just a serving suggestion.
And of course that's dead easy in a stadium where your seat is allocated to you via your ticket.
Shit, sorry, wasn't meant to reply to your posts was I? Ah well.
I'm talking to ST holders.
It's an even bigger problem for them though as they'll be stuck next to him for a season until they can relocate.
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Trawl back to last season Legion - the venum against him was very tangible.
I have never met him or even seen him myself, so have no opinion other than it can be good to see enthusiasm.
I will. Ta.
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Just done a search for Kevin AND Akram. Only this thread came up. Sorry, still none the wiser.
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The bloke is one annoying tit - hopefully he has had his whistle confiscated or better still, rammed up his arse.
The combination of "KEV" and Emile made most of my Villa Park visits an unpleasant experience.
Don`t get me started on MON`s tactics:)
Sit elsewhere, just a serving suggestion.
And of course that's dead easy in a stadium where your seat is allocated to you via your ticket.
Shit, sorry, wasn't meant to reply to your posts was I? Ah well.
I'm talking to ST holders.
It's an even bigger problem for them though as they'll be stuck next to him for a season until they can relocate.
Is it really that big a problem though ?
I mean, get an ST in the HOlte ....or a match day ticket in another stand.
Assuing of course he's still in the North Stand - he may have moved to the Upper Trinity !!!
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Just done a search for Kevin AND Akram. Only this thread came up. Sorry, still none the wiser.
It may not have mentioned his name in the title or the thread itself.
Try 'idiot in the North Stand' or similar !
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The man is a moron, he's 43 ffs and he's prancing round the Aston hotel goading lads to sing songs to him about how he's a peado and stuff.
What on earth?
I was there in the Aston it was the first time I had seen him and there were lads singing "Kevin is a peado kevin is a peado a la la la" and he was dancing around. It says in the article he's 43, you would think he knows better by now.
Tis true
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I know he's hated on here, but the guy who was taken to court by Villa is back next season.
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2010/07/05/aston-villa-fan-kevin-akram-wins-battle-to-overturn-football-banning-order-97319-26785232/
I am keeping my opinion to myself.
Can you find any reference to him on this site, before today? I can't.
So I don't know where you get your opinion from. And as for your "move somewhere else" opinion, it was probably best to keep your opinion to yourself.
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I cannot find any mention of him on H&V previously no matter what criteria I enter into the search facility.
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Because it's just a crap statement from Tim to rile people.
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Because it's just a crap statement from Tim to rile people.
Sorry ?
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I know he's hated on here, but the guy who was taken to court by Villa is back next season.
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2010/07/05/aston-villa-fan-kevin-akram-wins-battle-to-overturn-football-banning-order-97319-26785232/
I am keeping my opinion to myself.
Can you find any reference to him on this site, before today? I can't.
So I don't know where you get your opinion from. And as for your "move somewhere else" opinion, it was probably best to keep your opinion to yourself.
Why argue ?
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Why say why argue, when your original post was aimed at doing just that, Tim?
I think thats what people are getting at.
He's never been mentioned on here before, so why "he's hated" followed by "I'm keeping my opinion to myself", which suggests some sort of mafia stopping you from having your say.
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................because Paulie, he has been mentioned on here.
Seniility hasn't kicked it yet, it was last season - I think maybe Dave Woodall cropped it as it was sub judice ?
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It would have been moved to the supersecret Mod repository, not deleted, and it doesn't show up.
To be honest, mind, people getting annoyed by some twat with a whistle is hardly a great revelation. It'd annoy me.
Fortunately, I sit in the Upper Trinity (middle, lah di dah) and we don't allow mentalists up there.
except for the 'O'Neill for Celtic' bloke.
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I think you're getting The Whistling Peado mixed up with John Lerwill.
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Have to be honest, i seem to remember him being mentioned before too. Although i could have dreamt it!
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Twat with a whistle ruining everyone's enjoyment of the game (http://www.heroesandvillains.info/discuss/viewtopic.php?t=37289)
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Because it's just a crap statement from Tim to rile people.
Sorry ?
You're forgiven
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Found this, as you can't be bothered to look to prove your point...
http://www.heroesandvillains.info/discuss/viewtopic.php?t=35843
Nobody refers to Kev after the initial post.
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It would have been moved to the supersecret Mod repository, not deleted, and it doesn't show up.
To be honest, mind, people getting annoyed by some twat with a whistle is hardly a great revelation. It'd annoy me.
Fortunately, I sit in the Upper Trinity (middle, lah di dah) and we don't allow mentalists up there.
except for the 'O'Neill for Celtic' bloke.
That's where I sit as well.
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seems harmless sort of bloke but must be on somethink !A bit strange keep blowing a whistle i thought that was enough to get ejected
Hope he hasnt got a vuvuzella then.
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Twat with a whistle ruining everyone's enjoyment of the game (http://www.heroesandvillains.info/discuss/viewtopic.php?t=37289)
*clappy emoticon*
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most in this thread seem to have lost sight of the wider issue - the guy might well be a bit of a twat ( I don't know, i've never met him) - but the fact that getting caught up in a bit of a verbal row with a steward from your own club can wind up with you getting a 3 year banning order, to me, is outrageous, and good on the judge who dismissed it as nonsense. 'Justice for the Northfield Bellend!'
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The bloke is one annoying tit - hopefully he has had his whistle confiscated or better still, rammed up his arse.
The combination of "KEV" and Emile made most of my Villa Park visits an unpleasant experience.
Don`t get me started on MON`s tactics:)
Sit elsewhere, just a serving suggestion.
Thanks Tim - I`ll ask to be allocated next to you if thats ok - and I`ll jump up and down and run across the aisles like a wailing dervish...oh and for good measure I`ll blow a whistle down your ear for half the game. Sounds like fun doesn`t it?
If some twat breaks club rules and local bye laws is it reasonable for everyone else to change their seat just so he can be accommodated?
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The bloke is one annoying tit - hopefully he has had his whistle confiscated or better still, rammed up his arse.
The combination of "KEV" and Emile made most of my Villa Park visits an unpleasant experience.
Don`t get me started on MON`s tactics:)
Sit elsewhere, just a serving suggestion.
Thanks Tim - I`ll ask to be allocated next to you if thats ok - and I`ll jump up and down and run across the aisles like a wailing dervish...oh and for good measure I`ll blow a whistle down your ear for half the game. Sounds like fun doesn`t it?
If some twat breaks club rules and local bye laws is it reasonable for everyone else to change their seat just so he can be accommodated?
At Portsmouth they have a smilar 'problem'.
A good mate of mine knows Mr Westwood as he owns a book shop in Portsmouth, and his answer is, if you can't stand it - move stands - you can do that by re-locating.
I recall in Sth America, there are fans who spend the whole game motivating fans into singing / chanting etc ....
But it's your life, I guess you can do what you like including not coming to VP.
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I posted this comment on VT
"A few years ago the fella would have been sectioned - he is an absolute tit.
If i wanted to watch an insane idiot running around making himself a nuisance I would stay at home and watch "One flew over the cuckoos nest" in fact I can just imagine our Kev navigating a fishing boat across Trittiford Park "
Pretty much sums up how I feel about the bloke
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Do you sit in the North Stand ?
If so, why not get tickets for the Holte ?
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hate his sort of zane, like the bloody england band and that nob at pompey. care in the community is all very well but i don't see why villa have to provide it. my guess is the steward picked up on the fact that he was annoying the tits off everyone sitting by him and thought he'd do them a favour
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Do you sit in the North Stand ?
If so, why not get tickets for the Holte ?
Perhaps he wants to stay in the North Stand?
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Do you sit in the North Stand ?
If so, why not get tickets for the Holte ?
Perhaps he wants to stay in the North Stand?
Just stating that there are options.
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There are.
There's another option, too, which involves the bloke not acting like a tit. A bit of atmosphere is one thing, making a tit out of yourself is another entirely.
That to me sounds fairer than lots of people going out of their way.
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I guess he'll be more introverted now after what happened to him.
Must say, I've just recieved a text back from a guy who sits in the Lower North and he says he's 'very painful'.
I just think that someone cleaning the steets must be no rocket scientist and maybe Villa is his biggest passion, and acting the fool his only way of 'supporting' the club.
As long as he's hamless ... that's the prime concern.
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Do you sit in the North Stand ?
If so, why not get tickets for the Holte ?
Perhaps he wants to stay in the North Stand?
Just stating that there are options.
Which pushed to their logical conclusion would be an empty stand albeit for one whistle blowing tit and you who think he's creating atmosphere?
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I bet our Kev would be chuffed if he knew just how many folks were taking valuable non-working time discussing his return to the fold
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Do you sit in the North Stand ?
If so, why not get tickets for the Holte ?
Perhaps he wants to stay in the North Stand?
Just stating that there are options.
Which pushed to their logical conclusion would be an empty stand albeit for one whistle blowing tit and you who think he's creating atmosphere?
Seems he is more painful than I thought.
As I say, maybe he'll be less of a problem next season ....
PS. I don't sit in the North Stand, I don't rate the view.
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hate his sort of zane, like the bloody england band and that nob at pompey. care in the community is all very well but i don't see why villa have to provide it. my guess is the steward picked up on the fact that he was annoying the tits off everyone sitting by him and thought he'd do them a favour
Word.
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Do you sit in the North Stand ?
If so, why not get tickets for the Holte ?
Yes I do
Because I choose to sit in the North Stand with my young lad - it is cheaper than the Holte , and generally has less pissed up 17 year olds singing shit on the City, stand up if you hate the Blues, and the Tracey Andrews song.
Would you advise anyone in the cinema who is having their night spoilt by twats using their mobile phone to go and watch in a different cinema?
Basically if someone continually moves from their seat, runs up and down the terracing whilst blowing a whistle they deserve to be singled out by stewards - and yes ban em if they refuse to adhere to club rules. I don`t see what is unreasonable about that ... or maybe Kev could be housed in the Holte where he might be more appreciated.
I am off for a pint now ...see you at Villa Park when we can discuss this at some length ....only kidding
Cheers VCTM
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I was having a pint with a mate after the 3-3 with Everton the season before last, when this gormless looking dude sits down for a chat. Introduces himself as super Kev then asks if we'd like to see his season ticket, which turned out to be a laminated picture of himself sweeping the street with "Super Kev'" written across the middle.
He seemed harmless enough in the way that a quick chat with Alan Partridges biggest fan would be ok for a minute, but you wouldn't want to be there when the tatoo is revealed.
He is a mentalist...
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So he is hated on here then.
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I used to see him in the Aston. I always assumed the bloke had learning difficulties. I just couldn't imagine anyone hasn't got learning difficulties behaving like he does.
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There's a bloke who sits in the Witton Upper who used to run from his seat with his shirt off, to kiss some woman. Oh and he would wear masks, often a Saddam Hussein one.
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The bloke is one annoying tit - hopefully he has had his whistle confiscated or better still, rammed up his arse.
The combination of "KEV" and Emile made most of my Villa Park visits an unpleasant experience.
Don`t get me started on MON`s tactics:)
Sit elsewhere, just a serving suggestion.
And of course that's dead easy in a stadium where your seat is allocated to you via your ticket.
Shit, sorry, wasn't meant to reply to your posts was I? Ah well.
Wow, you 'intellectually owned his ass' right there.
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So he is hated on here then.
Not unless he is really Gregnash, no.
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But it's your life, I guess you can do what you like including not coming to VP.
So what you're saying is "If you don't like it, fuck off."
I think you need to have a word with yourself.
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Pray what does that mean?
It appears to be those that never actually start a thread who make snide remarks.
That's hardly intellectual.
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But it's your life, I guess you can do what you like including not coming to VP.
So what you're saying is "If you don't like it, fuck off."
I think you need to have a word with yourself.
Behave.
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Pray what does that mean?
It appears to be those that never actually start a thread who make snide remarks.
That's hardly intellectual.
Hang on a minute then Tim, let me start a few shit-eating threads to prove my worth as a poster. Perhaps then some tool on the interwebs who I've never met will take my opinion seriously.
Look at what you're saying, while I think it was out of order that he got a 3 year banning order, I also think that Kev should take into consideration that others might not appreciate his behavior.
I hope he sits next to you with a vuvuzela next season.
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Stu, have you read all of my posts about said Kev ?
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Stu, have you read all of my posts about said Kev ?
Yeah, they ended up with you back-tracking.
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Pray what does that mean?
It appears to be those that never actually start a thread who make snide remarks.
That's hardly intellectual.
No, and neither is calling someone from here a ****** on another website.
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I didn't call that person a c***.
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So he is hated on here then.
If you want to twist, "People should adhere to club rules" to "hate" knock yourself out. Believe what you want to believe.
You couldn't provide any previous proof.
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Must admit, I hadn't heard about him until this thread.
Maybe TTV is handling his publicity.
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Does he clean the street's blowing a whistle?
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I didn't call that person a c***.
Yes you did.
Ahem
Linky (http://www.astonvilla-forum.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=24&start=50&sid=1215362da9862d69eba8f594add809de)
scroll to the bottom
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I didn't call that person a c***.
Yes you did.
Ahem
Linky (http://www.astonvilla-forum.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=24&start=50&sid=1215362da9862d69eba8f594add809de)
scroll to the bottom
Ha ha, busted Tim!
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I dont have an account there. For a laugh and because I'm, lazy, What exactly does it say?
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I dont have an account there. For a laugh and because I'm, lazy, What exactly does it say?
Right, so this is from a thread moaning about people on H&V. Dave Woodhall has been slated so far and then Tim decides to comment on Dave Cooper:
Then there's an arsehole called Dave Cooper.
Anyone know him ???
Amazing cuntness.
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I didn't call that person a c***.
Yes you did.
Ahem
Linky (http://www.astonvilla-forum.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=24&start=50&sid=1215362da9862d69eba8f594add809de)
scroll to the bottom
Ha ha, busted Tim!
Outrageous and most unparliamentary.
Did you know, TTV, that Mr Cooper was in the armed services and you will have little chance in the event of a pistols at dawn scenario.
Should the sword be your weapon of choice, I would advise you that he is no slouch with the cutlass, rapier, Épée, sabre and foil. In particular, watch out for the maneuver called the 'Flunge' or flèche.
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I dont have an account there. For a laugh and because I'm, lazy, What exactly does it say?
Right, so this is from a thread moaning about people on H&V. Dave Woodhall has been slated so far
Let me guess. One of the slaters lives in New Zealand and another is a supposedly grown man who thinks 'gay' is an insult and drinks cider.
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bollocks. i reckoned it was either me, woodhall or chris smith :0(
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Perhaps he was just complimenting Dave on his superior Vagina?
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bollocks. i reckoned it was either me, woodhall or chris smith :0(
It's Mr Woodhall to you.
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keyboard's fucked. can't type mr.
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I personally don't use any other villa forums or sites as I find this such a good one that I've never been interested in looking elsewhere.
On the subject of keV- I've never sat in the north stand so not seen him but I thought whistles in the crowd were banned because some players used to stop on thinking the ref had blown?
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You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your fucking throat that it'll come out of your arse like a wee tail on a Playboy Bunny.
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Perhaps he was just complimenting Dave on his superior Vagina?
I have got a mighty fine minge even if I say so myself.
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I certainly didn't hate him because until about two minutes ago I didn't know him.
But I do now.
I know him because I've met him a thousand times before.
He's the bloke who'll organize some stunt to lie naked in a bath full of baked beans on Red Nose Day, not because he cares about charity but because it gives him an excuse to.
He's the bloke who dresses up as Santa to the away game at Christmas.
He's the bloke who'll take his shirt off in winter and pump his pudgy fists in the air to rouse 'the lads' into a chorus of Martin O'Neill's Claret and Blue Army even though no one's in the mood for it and gets borderline aggressive with anyone who doesn't respond.
He's the bloke who can't enter a room without wanting to take ownership of it and everyone within it with some half-witted exclamation of arrival, usually at a pointlessly loud volume.
He's the bloke who'll pick out the shyest and most socially uncomfortable member in any group and try to make things as excrutiating for him as possible with 'friendly' headlocks, tummy pummels and jokes about cock sizes and his wife's sexual preferences.
That steward should be given the freedom of the city.
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I like you Martin!
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Martin, run. Don't look back.
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The bloke is one annoying tit - hopefully he has had his whistle confiscated or better still, rammed up his arse.
The combination of "KEV" and Emile made most of my Villa Park visits an unpleasant experience.
Don`t get me started on MON`s tactics:)
Sit elsewhere, just a serving suggestion.
And of course that's dead easy in a stadium where your seat is allocated to you via your ticket.
Shit, sorry, wasn't meant to reply to your posts was I? Ah well.
Why not Dave, has he taken out an injunction?
You ****!
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I dont have an account there. For a laugh and because I'm, lazy, What exactly does it say?
Right, so this is from a thread moaning about people on H&V. Dave Woodhall has been slated so far
Let me guess. One of the slaters lives in New Zealand and another is a supposedly grown man who thinks 'gay' is an insult and drinks cider.
Where abouts in NZ Dave and do you want me to arrange to have him kneecapped?
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I dont have an account there. For a laugh and because I'm, lazy, What exactly does it say?
Right, so this is from a thread moaning about people on H&V. Dave Woodhall has been slated so far
Let me guess. One of the slaters lives in New Zealand and another is a supposedly grown man who thinks 'gay' is an insult and drinks cider.
Where abouts in NZ Dave and do you want me to arrange to have him kneecapped?
Just get someone to shit on his floor again - I reckon that will do.
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I wonder if the bloke responsible was the old drunk from The Bartons?
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I dont have an account there. For a laugh and because I'm, lazy, What exactly does it say?
Right, so this is from a thread moaning about people on H&V. Dave Woodhall has been slated so far
Let me guess. One of the slaters lives in New Zealand and another is a supposedly grown man who thinks 'gay' is an insult and drinks cider.
Where abouts in NZ Dave and do you want me to arrange to have him kneecapped?
Just get someone to shit on his floor again - I reckon that will do.
So that will be Auckland then and my friend Nick Rogers.
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this bloke doesn't know what he's talking about, why would any one make up a song about them self being a peado. I know SUPER KEV very well and he's a ledgend, and i also know he didn't make the peado song up, because i sang it about kev, just a joke between friends, round the back of the aston hotle and at least 30 people joined in. SO he didn't ask for it, it was just something that happend, and from what i can see it just shows how passionate he is about his club A V F C, lets av more fans like SUPER KEV
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Is that ledgeend as in thrown off a?
I'm sure he's great crack, or has great crack.
One of the two.
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*craic
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*craic
I think Gagey was right first time.
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More likely to be on crack...Don`t we live in a lovely world where people think it amusing to sing songs about child abusers?