Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Lizz on July 04, 2010, 08:43:59 PM
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Lizz on July 04, 2010, 08:43:59 PM
Ronaldo's a daddy, and mommy's given up custody rights (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8786871.stm)
I wonder how much money's involved.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: march on July 04, 2010, 08:48:59 PM
I do wonder if sex was actually involved in this
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Malandro on July 04, 2010, 09:06:09 PM
I hope bubbles wasn't watching
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Drummond on July 05, 2010, 12:13:10 AM
It pisses me off that this is even news.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Pete3206 on July 05, 2010, 12:35:01 AM
If he values his privacy so much, why plaster it all over Facebook and Twitter?
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: JJ-AV on July 05, 2010, 01:33:20 AM
Paris Hilton anyone?
She's conveniently arrested on the day someone gives birth to Ronaldo's baby.
...When did I turn into a woman?
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: KevinGage on July 05, 2010, 01:37:30 AM
Pinocchio producing offspring?
A medical miracle, surely.
What odds a Walt Disney sequel sometime in 2012.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 05, 2010, 03:56:54 AM
Quote from: "Drummond"
It pisses me off that this is even news.
my thoughts exactly. Honestly, who gives a fuck . .
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: bobcat on July 05, 2010, 07:00:54 AM
Anyone else think this is wierd? This is the sort of story I would associate with Michael Jackson.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: placeforparks on July 05, 2010, 12:01:27 PM
catholic isn't he?
not beyond the realms of possibility he knocked someone up in america, but didn't want her to get rid of it, and they came to an arrangement?
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Des Little on July 05, 2010, 12:39:02 PM
Quote from: "bobcat"
Anyone else think this is wierd? This is the sort of story I would associate with Michael Jackson.
Ronaldo and Michael Jackson having a baby? Nice
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: The Man With A Stick on July 05, 2010, 03:12:11 PM
I'm sure he'll make a wonderful mother.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: greenwichvilla on July 05, 2010, 03:17:04 PM
I'm willing to bet that this isn't the only Baby Ron in existance.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on July 05, 2010, 03:20:44 PM
Christiano can teach his babby how to spit his dummy out of the pram...
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Concrete John on July 05, 2010, 03:25:39 PM
As some with a two year old nephew, I can only imagine that the art of throwing yourself on the ground and crying when you don't get what you want will not be lost on Ronaldo's kid.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Smithy on July 05, 2010, 04:48:47 PM
I genuinely think we're about 7 or 8 years away from Ronaldo 'coming out'. Just as soon as his footballing profile is no longer at its peak.
The series of trophy girlfriends that don't seem to hang around very long, all his Portuguese 'friends' that lived with him in Manchester, the baby seemingly acquired without anyone knowing. It all adds up to someone trying to cover up their sexuality, in my opinion.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, obviously.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: MoetVillan on July 05, 2010, 05:11:10 PM
Is it just me, or does the kid look the spitting image of John Terry......
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: The Man With A Stick on July 05, 2010, 05:33:38 PM
Quote from: "Smithy"
I genuinely think we're about 7 or 8 years away from Ronaldo 'coming out'. Just as soon as his footballing profile is no longer at its peak.
The series of trophy girlfriends that don't seem to hang around very long, all his Portuguese 'friends' that lived with him in Manchester, the baby seemingly acquired without anyone knowing. It all adds up to someone trying to cover up their sexuality, in my opinion.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, obviously.
Agreed. You only have to look at him to see he's about as straight as an oxbow lake.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: john e on July 05, 2010, 06:02:15 PM
Quote from: "Smithy"
I genuinely think we're about 7 or 8 years away from Ronaldo 'coming out'. Just as soon as his footballing profile is no longer at its peak.
The series of trophy girlfriends that don't seem to hang around very long, all his Portuguese 'friends' that lived with him in Manchester, the baby seemingly acquired without anyone knowing. It all adds up to someone trying to cover up their sexuality, in my opinion.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, obviously.
i also heard that he was in his local blockbuster buying used Judy Garland DVD's, whilst wearing a Kylie T shirt. draw your own conclusions
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: olaftab on July 05, 2010, 06:19:45 PM
Quote from: "The Man With A Stick"
Quote from: "Smithy"
I genuinely think we're about 7 or 8 years away from Ronaldo 'coming out'. Just as soon as his footballing profile is no longer at its peak.
The series of trophy girlfriends that don't seem to hang around very long, all his Portuguese 'friends' that lived with him in Manchester, the baby seemingly acquired without anyone knowing. It all adds up to someone trying to cover up their sexuality, in my opinion.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, obviously.
Agreed. You only have to look at him to see he's about as straight as an oxbow lake.
Also agreed...there is something of Richard Gere in this!
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Des Little on July 05, 2010, 09:40:50 PM
Big fan of Howards Way apparently
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Countryside Villain on July 06, 2010, 09:44:31 AM
So he wants complete anonymity for the mother. Bit rich considering he spent the whole of the world cup asking us to look at his misses.
(c) The Fiver.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: TheSandman on July 07, 2010, 12:21:33 AM
Rumours that the mother is a surrogate.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on July 07, 2010, 08:00:23 AM
Err excuse me? Where am I? Is this the website for OK! or Hello magazine or something? I was looking around trying to find a fans forum for the Villa. AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH !
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Des Little on July 07, 2010, 09:23:35 AM
Quote from: "Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air"
Err excuse me? Where am I? Is this the website for OK! or Hello magazine or something? I was looking around trying to find a fans forum for the Villa. AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH !
Just wait till the 'At home with Frank Lampard & his smiley bint' thread
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Dr Butler on July 08, 2010, 01:13:50 PM
Did I hear right that the chinless freak has named the unfortunate one after himself ?
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: VillaZogmariner on July 08, 2010, 01:18:54 PM
He's called his kid ******? That's not gonna be fun for him on the playground is it.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: cheltenhamlion on July 08, 2010, 01:23:48 PM
Vic didn't go with the Cunty Chops suggestion for our kid!
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: VillaZogmariner on July 08, 2010, 01:29:30 PM
You wanted to name your kid after me? How sweet!
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Bad English on July 08, 2010, 08:53:40 PM
Quote from: "Smithy"
I genuinely think we're about 7 or 8 years away from Ronaldo 'coming out'.
The missus, after I informed her of ladyboy's happy nappy news, immediately said, "Ah! so he IS fucking gay!"
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: olaftab on July 08, 2010, 09:03:41 PM
Ricky Martin also had baby in a similar style about 6 years ago and now he is out!
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Lizz on July 08, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
I couldn't care less whether he's straight, bi or gay or whatever. To use one of my signature expressions, at the risk of sounding like the grumpy git I am, in his world a baby is almost a commodity to be bought off the shelf. The poor baby'll probably have to be told who his father is, rather than recognise him.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: *shellac* on July 09, 2010, 07:19:47 AM
Quote from: "Dr Butler"
Did I hear right that the chinless freak has named the unfortunate one after himself ?
Maybe yes, maybe not. He might named his son after the fat one with the same name or the other buck-toothed one with a slightly different name.
I'm still waiting for that "At home with Frank Lampard & his smiley bint" thread.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: cdward on July 09, 2010, 08:49:27 AM
Quote from: "*shellac*"
I'm still waiting for that "At home with Frank Lampard & his smiley bint" thread.
i really like the word "bint".
We could have a "Wags and Bints and Ladyboys" thread.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Brend'Watkins on July 09, 2010, 10:42:53 AM
Quote from: "cdward"
Quote from: "*shellac*"
I'm still waiting for that "At home with Frank Lampard & his smiley bint" thread.
i really like the word "bint".
I like it too. My wife can't stand it, goes mad when I use it which is usually when I see these wag type girls on the TV where normally it has the usless, or stupid tagged on to it. The thing is it's not a bad word as such it's just somehow evolved to be a derogatory term for a girl.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: cheltenhamlion on July 09, 2010, 12:21:07 PM
I also like the word bint
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Sister of Top Cat on July 09, 2010, 12:34:18 PM
Bint is the arabic word for "daughter of".
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: lovejoy on July 11, 2010, 07:55:41 AM
Quote from: "The Man With A Stick"
Quote from: "Smithy"
I genuinely think we're about 7 or 8 years away from Ronaldo 'coming out'. Just as soon as his footballing profile is no longer at its peak.
The series of trophy girlfriends that don't seem to hang around very long, all his Portuguese 'friends' that lived with him in Manchester, the baby seemingly acquired without anyone knowing. It all adds up to someone trying to cover up their sexuality, in my opinion.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, obviously.
Agreed. You only have to look at him to see he's about as straight as an oxbow lake.
Conclusive proof if ever it was needed.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on July 13, 2010, 11:19:05 AM
He is leaving Spain to go and live and play his football in the paradise that is the Peoples Republic of North Korea so that his son can have the best possible start in life.
Title: 0% Villa - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo
Post by: Des Little on July 13, 2010, 12:19:00 PM
Quote from: "cdward"
Quote from: "*shellac*"
I'm still waiting for that "At home with Frank Lampard & his smiley bint" thread.
i really like the word "bint".
We could have a "Wags and Bints and Ladyboys" thread.
Why has all my glory been witheld? Who is *shellac?*...my lawyers are watching!