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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Legion on July 04, 2010, 10:21:25 AM

Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Legion on July 04, 2010, 10:21:25 AM
He's in the money! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1291841/David-OLeary-lands-big-money-job-Dubai.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Clampy on July 04, 2010, 10:27:05 AM
He obviously got tired of waiting for that call off Barcelona. Either that or he's Leeds pay-off money has run out.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Dave Javu on July 04, 2010, 10:27:54 AM
He'll try and sheikh them up, but no doubt he will desert them if something better comes along.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: JUAN PABLO on July 04, 2010, 10:32:11 AM
Lets hope he fooks up , the problem is they cant eat him if he does...
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: BannedUserIAT on July 04, 2010, 10:38:33 AM
انهم لحفنة من الفتيان الذين صادقة.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Pete3206 on July 04, 2010, 10:39:05 AM
He'll have Dubai some good players if he wants to be successful.

Oil bet he'll be sacked by Christmas.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Clampy on July 04, 2010, 10:45:23 AM
They be Sikh of him soon enough.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Jimbo on July 04, 2010, 10:53:37 AM
Ahh Christ.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: citizenDJ on July 04, 2010, 11:00:51 AM
I really thought for a second the thread title was 'All Hail the pig-nosed numpty'!
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Chris Smith on July 04, 2010, 11:01:26 AM
David O'Pec.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Dave Javu on July 04, 2010, 11:06:34 AM
They'll find that his management style is well, pretty crude.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: BannedUserIAT on July 04, 2010, 11:16:20 AM
I see Cannavaro just signed for them, too. I'll bet he's regretting that decision right now.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Dave Cooper please on July 04, 2010, 12:00:29 PM
******.


That's not a pun by the way.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: cdbearsfan on July 04, 2010, 12:08:54 PM
"We can't compete with the the Al-Shababs of this World"
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: cdbearsfan on July 04, 2010, 12:12:05 PM
نحن لسنا متقلب ، ونحن فقط لا مثلك.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Brend'Watkins on July 04, 2010, 12:20:14 PM
Any club that gives him a job in management has to be DO'L-Al-Ahli.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: robbo1874 on July 04, 2010, 12:28:32 PM
cd villa fan:

is that a ranting post against doug in some weird arab language? 1st word looks like ellis...
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: BannedUserIAT on July 04, 2010, 12:29:31 PM
CDV was thinking along the same lines as I.
Google it!

Oh, and BrenD...that is brilliant!
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: cdbearsfan on July 04, 2010, 12:29:59 PM
It is "we're not f***** we just don't like you".
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Mike Jeffries on July 04, 2010, 01:19:04 PM
Another fat pay day for the useless lump then, when they dump him half way through his contract at best.

Allowing several more years of media work afterwards, to claim he's waiting for a "big club".

It's a desperate world isn't it?
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: cdbearsfan on July 04, 2010, 01:34:22 PM
I'm going to tell them he's a Mossad spy, see if we can get him assassinated.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Leicester_Villian on July 04, 2010, 01:51:33 PM
Surely this is the big club that he has been waiting for !!!

Where do they rank - Blue Square Premier ...

Maybe a match made in heaven
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: TheSandman on July 04, 2010, 01:53:23 PM
I googled for what Troy posted and the top result was

Heroes and Villains :: View topic - Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed ...
11 posts - 9 authors - Last post: 2 hours ago
انهم لحفنة من الفتيان الذين صادقة. "I chose not to watch because I think it distorts your views" - gregnash ...
www.heroesandvillains.info/discuss/viewtopic.php?p...sid... - 2 hours ago
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: olaftab on July 04, 2010, 02:06:43 PM
Quote from: "Troy Eccles"
انهم لحفنة من الفتيان الذين صادقة.


This verse actually means  "Be kind to those who are  not blessed" So very appropriate post.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Irish villain on July 04, 2010, 02:13:41 PM
He saw them coming.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: olaftab on July 04, 2010, 02:18:09 PM
Local supporters are already up in arms about this as this sermon delivered on Friday explains:

الخطبة الأولى: First sermon:
إن الحمد لله... Praise be to God ...
أما بعد: أيها المسلمون: بدأنا في الجمعة الماضية حديثاً عاماً عن الظلم، واليوم سنتحدث عن أنواع من الظلم تعجّ بها مجتمعات المسلمين، محذرين ومنذرين أن يقع المسلم في نوع منها. After: Dear Muslims: We started last Friday in a public talk about the injustices, and today we will talk about the types of injustice plaguing the Muslim communities, warning and warning that is recognized in the type.
أيها المسلمون: الظلم يتفاوت، فليست مراتبه وعواقبه سواء عند الله تعالى، والظلم أنواع، وله صور عديدة: O Muslims: injustice varies, is not its ranks and its consequences both at God, and types of injustice, and has photos are many:

فأعظمها وأكبرها وأشدها عذاباً ونكالاً الشرك بالله تعالى : فهو أعظم الظلم، وأكبر الظلم، وأشد الظلم، إذ الظلم حقيقته وضع الشيء في غير موضعه، وأي ظلمٍ أعظم من ظلم من عبد غير الله، وتعلق قلبه بغير الله، محبةً وخوفاً ورجاءً؟ أي ظلم أعظم ممن عبد من لا يملك لنفسه نفعاً ولا ضراً، ولا موتاً ولا حياةً ولا نشوراً؟ {أَيُشْرِكُونَ مَا لاَ يَخْلُقُ شَيْئاً وَهُمْ يُخْلَقُونَ، وَلاَ يَسْتَطِيعُونَ لَهُمْ نَصْرًا وَلاَ أَنفُسَهُمْ يَنصُرُونَ} [(191 - 192) سورة الأعراف] أي ظلم أعظم من ظلم من دعا من لا يستجيب له إلى يوم القيامة، من دعا من لا يسمع دعاءه، ولو سمعه ما استجاب له؟! {وَٱلَّذِينَ يَدْعُونَ مِن دُونِ ٱللَّهِ لاَ يَخْلُقُونَ شَيْئًا وَهُمْ يُخْلَقُونَ، أَمْوٰتٌ غَيْرُ أَحْيَاء وَمَا يَشْعُرُونَ أَيَّانَ يُبْعَثُونَ} [(20 - 21) سورة النحل] أي ظلم أعظم من ظلم من تعلّق قلبه بغير الله، فطاف بقبور الأموات، وذبح لهم النذور، وقرب لهم القرابين، وهتف بأسمائهم في الشدائد، وزعم أنهم ينفعون ويضرون وأنهم يقربونه إلى الله زلفى؟ and the largest and most suffering and Nacala polytheism meaning: it is the greatest injustice, and the greatest injustice is the appointemnt of this man O'Leary at Al Ahli our beloved  football club.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: TheSandman on July 04, 2010, 02:20:29 PM
In three years time on Al Ahli and Babas.

Quote from: "Cannavaro is God"
خنزير الانف غير كفء
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: PaulTheVillan on July 04, 2010, 03:28:31 PM
Love how the BBC report him as being 58.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on July 04, 2010, 04:34:38 PM
I'm off over there to kick sand in his smug, piggy face.

I hope he gets caught drinking  and sending explicit texts in public.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: KevinGage on July 04, 2010, 08:57:10 PM
We're an honest bunch of mercenaries.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: dave.woodhall on July 04, 2010, 09:41:53 PM
.........who can't compete with the Al-Wada and Al-Nasirs.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Toronto Villa on July 04, 2010, 10:00:17 PM
I laughed through all of those posts. Just left me thinking, Allah, he really is such a prize wanker.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: BC54 VFC on July 04, 2010, 10:40:08 PM
Quote from: "Bren_d"
Any club that gives him a job in management has to be DO'L-Al-Ahli.


That has got to be post of the year.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: BannedUserIAT on July 04, 2010, 11:04:32 PM
Quote from: "aftab235"
Quote from: "Troy Eccles"
انهم لحفنة من الفتيان الذين صادقة.


This verse actually means  "Be kind to those who are  not blessed" So very appropriate post.


Eh?
Google translate has it down as "They're an honest bunch of lads"
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: KevinGage on July 05, 2010, 12:41:56 AM
New Arabian Proverb: The enemy of David O' Leary is my friend.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: villaross on July 05, 2010, 07:00:52 AM
Quote from: "Troy Eccles"
Quote from: "aftab235"
Quote from: "Troy Eccles"
انهم لحفنة من الفتيان الذين صادقة.


This verse actually means  "Be kind to those who are  not blessed" So very appropriate post.


Eh?
Google translate has it down as "They're an honest bunch of lads"


 =D>  =D>
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Chris Harte on July 05, 2010, 08:25:38 AM
Quote from: "Dave Cooper"
c***.

About as much as I want to say about him.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: supertom on July 05, 2010, 08:41:13 AM
Does Dalian Atkinson still play for Al Ittihad?
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Post by: OzVilla on July 05, 2010, 12:17:58 PM
Allah help them.
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Post by: cheltenhamlion on July 05, 2010, 12:55:32 PM
With the money they have available, why in the name of all that is sainted and holy did they employ that fucking wanker?
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: olaftab on July 05, 2010, 10:18:58 PM
Quote from: "Troy Eccles"
Quote from: "aftab235"
Quote from: "Troy Eccles"
انهم لحفنة من الفتيان الذين صادقة.


This verse actually means  "Be kind to those who are  not blessed" So very appropriate post.


Eh?
Google translate has it down as "They're an honest bunch of lads"


Troy try www.askimam.com next time!
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: eric woolban woolban on July 05, 2010, 10:21:55 PM
Quote from: "PaulTheVillan"
Love how the BBC report him as being 58.


Yeah I saw that too and thought did I really aged an extra six years also whilst pug-nosed prat was in charge?

He's 52, born in 58.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: cdbearsfan on July 05, 2010, 10:23:32 PM
Quote from: "supertom"
Does Dalian Atkinson still play for Al Ittihad?


No. Left there 1999, retired 2001.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on July 05, 2010, 10:25:29 PM
تراجع Oleary.You هي العضو التناسلي النسوي ،
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: eric woolban woolban on July 05, 2010, 10:26:20 PM
D-d-de-der Dalian Atkinson.

Did he really have a bad stutter or did he put it on in a radio interview once?
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Post by: Ross on July 05, 2010, 11:12:27 PM
I'm gutted. There is no chance of him returning to VP in the opposition dugout now. I really wanted us to be able to show our appreciation in person, something we all were deprived of.

Wouldn't it be great to get the orange fickle banner in to the stadium for his first game. I'll happliy contribute a tenner to the fund.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: cdbearsfan on July 06, 2010, 12:55:30 AM
Quote from: "Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air"
تراجع Oleary.You هي العضو التناسلي النسوي ،


Comes up with "retreat O'Leary you is a c***" according to Google Translate?

Interestingly when you post in Arabic the cursor keys work back to front, so left moves you right and vice versa, presumable because they right the other way round.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: N'ZMAV on July 06, 2010, 12:58:39 AM
I'm very disappointed he is back in Football, again the game I love puts a dagger in my already damaged heart.
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Post by: Leighton on July 06, 2010, 01:16:38 AM
I hope he gets trampled on by a camel.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on July 06, 2010, 06:55:35 AM
Quote
Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air wrote:
تراجع Oleary.You هي العضو التناسلي النسوي ،


Comes up with "retreat O'Leary you is a c***" according to Google Translate?


I think the fact that when you translate back its comes up with word "retreat" when what I actually said was "F**k Off Oleary you are a C**t, tells us something about the innate good manners and politeness of arabic language and culture. In an uncertain world where intolerance and misunderstanding often fosters fear of Islam and Arabic society,  that to me is rather encouraging and uplifting.
I still hope the Arabs find a way to tell the C**t to F**k off though.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: KevinGage on July 06, 2010, 07:53:01 PM
I dunno, retreat you pig-faced bastard has a kind of bent appeal too.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: TaxDodger on July 07, 2010, 12:56:49 PM
Roy Aitken has left Blues and joined him out there apparently.
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Post by: ADVILLAFAN on July 07, 2010, 12:59:43 PM
So we're all hoping that Al Ahli get relegated next year then
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on July 07, 2010, 01:00:17 PM
Quote from: "Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air"
تراجع Oleary.You هي العضو التناسلي النسوي ،



أنا الجنس الآفات
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: JJ-AV on July 07, 2010, 01:38:26 PM
Aitken's joining him.

That might fuck Small Heath up a bit.
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Post by: mjlions on July 07, 2010, 04:55:20 PM
Love this quote from the report on the BBC website. How much say in team matters does Mcleish actually get? Surely a replacement is down to him?

 The new owners have given me great support and I'm sure they'll assist in helping find a suitable replacement for Roy."
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: The Man With A Stick on July 09, 2010, 07:26:25 PM
Best of luck, Roy.  Hmm, Dubai or Small Heath, I bet he had several sleepless nights over that one.
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Post by: Matt C on July 09, 2010, 08:34:04 PM
Presumably Roy and O'Dreary are taking separate flights to Dubai. Surely not enough room on one plane for David, Roy and David's ego.
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: olaftab on July 09, 2010, 10:43:32 PM
Quote from: "Chico Hamilton III"
Quote from: "Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air"
تراجع Oleary.You هي العضو التناسلي النسوي ،



أنا الجنس الآفات


That's a bit harsh!
Title: Al Ahli appoint the pig-nosed numpty
Post by: BannedUserIAT on July 09, 2010, 11:38:35 PM
Quote from: "cdvillafan"
Quote from: "Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air"
تراجع Oleary.You هي العضو التناسلي النسوي ،


Comes up with "retreat O'Leary you is a c***" according to Google Translate?


For me, it said "Undo" instead of "Retreat".
So, CTRL+Z really means FUCK RIGHT OFF?

Excellent!
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