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Off Topic => Sports Arena => Topic started by: UK Redsox on June 19, 2010, 05:56:39 PM

Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 19, 2010, 05:56:39 PM
Wimbledon 2010, who's ya got ?


(http://start10g.ovh.net/~jibisblo/albums/userpics/10001/normal_4641070023_5c515e1fb4_o.jpg)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: VillaZogmariner on June 20, 2010, 12:34:37 AM
(http://blackchristiannews.com/news/caroline.jpg)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: TheSandman on June 20, 2010, 01:58:11 PM
(http://eddiebear.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/anadm2806_468x604.jpg)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 21, 2010, 08:04:17 AM
Maria Kirilenko's up first on Court 7 at noon.

I'll have to kick her out of bed soon or she'll be late !!
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: nuninho on June 21, 2010, 12:18:17 PM
Anyone but Murray.  Dour twat.

Does Kournikova still play?
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: Chico Hamilton III on June 21, 2010, 01:18:33 PM
Come on Andy!!!

ya mumbling mop-headed twat!
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 21, 2010, 01:28:17 PM
Maria and Bethanie are both in danger of being knocked out in the first round

I guess that I tired them both out last night !!

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/mattekbboyDM0309_468x501.jpg) (http://isportacus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/maria-kirilenko_05.jpg)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 21, 2010, 01:32:49 PM
Quote from: "nuninho"
Anyone but Murray.  Dour twat.

Does Kournikova still play?


Anna will be getting it on with Martina Hingis in the Women's Doubles

(http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hingis-kournikova-2.jpg)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 21, 2010, 02:30:32 PM
Phewwwwwwww....... that was close

Maria had me worried for a moment

http://www.wimbledon.org/en_GB/scores/stats/day8/2136ms.html
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: TheSandman on June 21, 2010, 03:58:25 PM
Not going well for Federer.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 21, 2010, 04:32:17 PM
Bloody Federer came back from 2-0 and 2-1 (5-3 in the 4th) to win. Guess he will win the title as usual now. All the crowd are glory-hunting twats and seemed to want him to win. What happened to the British love of an underdog?

Hopefully Kirilenko will do well to cheer me up.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: Villan For Life on June 21, 2010, 04:51:26 PM
Can I humbly request that people who post pictures of nubile tennis players pop the name underneath?

I have no idea who any of these gorgeous women are and would want to Sky + any matches that they may be in.

Purely in the interests of sport you understand.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 22, 2010, 08:04:23 AM
Quote from: "Villan For Life"
Can I humbly request that people who post pictures of nubile tennis players pop the name underneath?

I have no idea who any of these gorgeous women are and would want to Sky + any matches that they may be in.

Purely in the interests of sport you understand.


Its a good bet that any pics posted by me will be of Maria Kirilenko

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2009_swimsuit/images/qa/maria-kirilenko.jpg)

and the "Submariner Down Under" tends to obsess over Caroline Wozniacki.

The player being ogled by the ballboy is Bethanie Mattek-Sands
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: VillaZogmariner on June 22, 2010, 08:29:22 AM
What's not to obsess?

(http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq277/romexxx/Daily%20Pics/Tennis%2050%20Hot/maria_kirilenko.jpg)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 22, 2010, 08:45:19 AM
Anges Szavay was knocked out yesterday

(http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/agnes_szavay16.jpg)

Dominika Cibulkova should be on court today

(http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dominika_cibulkova7.jpg)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 22, 2010, 08:46:04 AM
Quote from: "Chico Hamilton III"
Come on Andy!!!

ya mumbling mop-headed twat!


You mean there's a men's tournament at Wimbledon as well !

Who knew ?
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on June 22, 2010, 12:14:39 PM
Jesus - Just quickly clicked onto Kuznetsova V Ananmuradova.

I thought Kuznetsova was a bit ugly, but the other one is 6'3" and looks more like a bloke than woman. I think Uzbekistan are cheating.

Not a good advert for women's tennis.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 22, 2010, 12:17:49 PM
Uzbekistan's a made-up place anyway. She knocked out the entrant from Narnia to qualify.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on June 22, 2010, 12:49:34 PM
I typed her name incorrectly. The first 4 letters are actually 'A man' - coincidence??
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 22, 2010, 01:15:52 PM
(http://www.hindu.com/2003/11/16/images/2003111608411701.jpg)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on June 22, 2010, 02:00:03 PM
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z266/exposbabe/2009Wimbledon/sugiakgul.jpg)

Amanmuradova. To give you an idea of scale.

I think we should stick to hotties after this.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 22, 2010, 03:43:19 PM
Quote from: "ADVILLAFAN"


I think we should stick to hotties after this.


Here's a little palette cleanser for you

Sania Mirza

(http://www.mytabletennis.net/forum/uploads/New/20071003_195821_sania_mirza_spr.jpg)

Unfortunately, she's just been knocked out
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 22, 2010, 03:44:26 PM
Quote from: "ADVILLAFAN"
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z266/exposbabe/2009Wimbledon/sugiakgul.jpg)

Amanmuradova. To give you an idea of scale.



"And starting at Power Forward for the Los Angeles Lakers.........."
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: TheSandman on June 22, 2010, 05:54:28 PM
Quote from: "ADVILLAFAN"
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z266/exposbabe/2009Wimbledon/sugiakgul.jpg)

Amanmuradova. To give you an idea of scale.

I think we should stick to hotties after this.


No. We should never have went to her in the first place.

*Shudders*
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: Yeltzer on June 23, 2010, 03:34:32 PM
More Maria *drools*

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qg6J04XZhR4/SZMQVXF28ZI/AAAAAAAAF1I/YHqcX_bDBVE/s400/09_maria-kirilenko_10.jpg)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: OldUser on June 23, 2010, 08:42:33 PM
I am watching the most bizarre tennis match I've ever seen. It's like a fight to the death. 56 all now.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: PaulTheVillan on June 23, 2010, 09:10:43 PM
Can't these fuckers just toss a coin?
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 23, 2010, 09:47:39 PM
59-all and they came off. To resume tomorrow. And maybe Friday, Saturday, Sunday... They played for ten hours... I thought you were entitled to a thirty minute break after every five hours' work?
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 23, 2010, 09:51:24 PM
Quote from: "Yeltzer"
More Maria *drools*

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qg6J04XZhR4/SZMQVXF28ZI/AAAAAAAAF1I/YHqcX_bDBVE/s400/09_maria-kirilenko_10.jpg)


Worth quoting so this page includes extra Maria.

The delectable Maria is through to the Third Round.... hurray! She's playing Clijsters... oh, bugger. Oh well, Third Round's not bad.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: usav on June 24, 2010, 02:43:20 AM
Quote from: "cdvillafan"
59-all and they came off. To resume tomorrow. And maybe Friday, Saturday, Sunday... They played for ten hours... I thought you were entitled to a thirty minute break after every five hours' work?


Absolutely stunning.   This is the story of the day, not the World Cup.

Well, ok, it isn't - but friggin' unbelievable.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 24, 2010, 09:53:18 AM
I'm off on vacation today, so my posting on the Maria-fest thread will be limited.

Keep up the in depth* tennis analysis while I'm away


(Mmmmmm ........ "in depth analysis" of Maria sounds good !!)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 24, 2010, 09:57:18 AM
Oops....... I created a Maria-less page

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/22/article-1288316-0A22BD2F000005DC-220_306x682.jpg) (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/23/article-1288948-0A2A68A2000005DC-320_224x542.jpg)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: TheSandman on June 24, 2010, 04:02:48 PM
Caught a bit of Wozniacki's match earlier.

Very nice. Much preferable to watching some Italian midget slash someone's knee.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: shaunyh on June 24, 2010, 04:23:56 PM
65-65
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 24, 2010, 04:39:23 PM
They're doing this deliberately.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 24, 2010, 05:17:19 PM
Finally over 70-68 to the American, the bastards decided to finish just as the Italy game was getting good so I missed it.

They had some ceremony at the end, felt sorry for the French bloke he just wanted to get off there.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: dave.woodhall on June 24, 2010, 07:14:08 PM
John Inverdale did managed to get in the way a bit but he wasn't as bad as when he asked John McEnroe last night if they should be allowed to put a substitute on. Mac's look could have melted steel.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: Irish villain on June 24, 2010, 08:58:14 PM
Quote from: "cdvillafan"
Finally over 70-68 to the American, the bastards decided to finish just as the Italy game was getting good so I missed it.

They had some ceremony at the end, felt sorry for the French bloke he just wanted to get off there.


It will probably never happen again as they will have to reconsider the no tie-break in the final set rule.

As such, anybody wanting to make a career out of writing books about tennis world records, think again! The records have probably been broken to be never broken again!
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 24, 2010, 10:02:05 PM
I'm not sure you could make that much money out of a tennis book anyway. Unless it had nudey lady pictures in it, then acwilliams would buy 50,000 copies with the money embezzled from the BNP Christmas Party fund.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: Yeltzer on June 25, 2010, 02:16:06 PM
The lovely Maria K has been knocked out in straight sets by Kim Clijsters. Boo.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 25, 2010, 09:21:43 PM
Quote from: "Yeltzer"
The lovely Maria K has been knocked out in straight sets by Kim Clijsters. Boo.


That's my interest in Wombledon over for another year
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on June 28, 2010, 09:03:44 AM
Is Ivanovic still in?
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: PaulTheVillan on June 28, 2010, 10:23:07 AM
Anyone cheering on Andy Murray?

I'm not.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on June 29, 2010, 06:08:02 PM
Awooga, Awooga.

Hingis and Kournikova due onto Court No.2 shortly

(http://www.vtennis.co.uk/Images/Tennis/Martina-Hingis/Martina-Hingis-Photo/Martina-Hingis-Photo.JPG)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: Rotterdam on June 29, 2010, 07:01:24 PM
Press the red button for the above game. AK loks very tidy and Martina looks good. They are playing two old British trouts though, one in ridiculous shorts.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: UK Redsox on June 30, 2010, 04:46:17 AM
Quote from: "cdvillafan"
Finally over 70-68 to the American, the bastards decided to finish just as the Italy game was getting good so I missed it.

They had some ceremony at the end, felt sorry for the French bloke he just wanted to get off there.


John Isner's getting more attention over here (I'm currently in NYC) than if he'd won Wombledon. Last night he was on "Letterman" and tonight he threw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Mariners @ Yankees game.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: cdbearsfan on June 30, 2010, 09:40:06 PM
Federer's out!

Could be Murray's year now.

(if Nadal gets struck down by paella poisoning)
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: cheltenhamlion on July 01, 2010, 12:44:36 PM
It won't add anything to the thread but I absolutely hate Wimbledon.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: not3bad on July 02, 2010, 06:17:40 PM
Murrays getting a real kicking from Nadal here.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: TheSandman on July 02, 2010, 06:44:46 PM
Three straight sets?

I see the Beeb have wheeled out Tim Henman to say where he's gone wrong!
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: Yeltzer on July 02, 2010, 06:46:22 PM
Andy Murray *snigger snigger*

Just seen him interviewed on the beeb. I know he'd just been given a hiding, but he really is a miserable bastard isn't he.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: usav on July 02, 2010, 07:43:10 PM
I'm trying to feel upset about it, but not doing very well.
Title: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: richard moore on July 02, 2010, 10:49:45 PM
Yawn...
Title: Re: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: ADVILLAFAN on May 27, 2011, 01:40:05 PM
The French Open is the warm-up tournament to Wimbledon, so it counts. Fans of Kirilenko will be happy as due to Clijsters being knocked out by a 17 year old the Russian should be through to the 4th Round.
Title: Re: Tennis - Wimbledon 2010
Post by: The Left Side on May 27, 2011, 07:44:04 PM
Thank god you retrieved this thread I missed those pics, I mean the excellent opinions covered on here!
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