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Title: More % Villa than you'd like! WAGS come dine with me!
Post by: Mike Jeffries on June 09, 2010, 08:08:50 PM
Er Mr Heskey's partner is on it and Stephen Ireland's.  It got beyond caricature in 5 seconds flat!
Title: More % Villa than you'd like! WAGS come dine with me!
Post by: Tom_Mc9? on June 09, 2010, 08:18:10 PM
"I know of Martin Luther King." Oh dear.
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Post by: Phil from the upper holte on June 09, 2010, 08:19:10 PM
She may be thick but I bet even she know's heskey is shit
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Post by: villajk on June 09, 2010, 08:28:58 PM
Which one is Mrs Heskey?  Only just turned on to it.
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Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on June 09, 2010, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: "Phil from the upper holte"
She may be thick but I bet even she know's heskey is shit


Poor bitch's minge must have healed up by now.
I can imagine him prodding at her and continually hitting her leg.

That's if the ****** makes it into the bedroom without falling over.
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Post by: holteender-robbo on June 09, 2010, 08:29:59 PM
Chantelle
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Post by: Mike Jeffries on June 09, 2010, 08:30:29 PM
It's one of those moments where something you know is true, still hits you really hard.

Our hard earned pennies, really are finding there way into the pockets of life forms from another dimension aren't they?

Thing is you know if the footballers were there they'd be even more bloody stupid (Actually Simon Walton is there and he is even more stupid - and like a really stupid bloody rabbit in the head lights).

Jesus Christ!
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Post by: villajk on June 09, 2010, 08:32:34 PM
Quote from: "holteender-robbo"
Chantelle


Cheers
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Post by: avfc_1874 on June 09, 2010, 08:35:47 PM
I'm sure I seen an interview a couple of weeks ago with Heskey's wife and she said she thought Heskey was a builder when she first met him.
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Post by: villajk on June 09, 2010, 08:41:14 PM
Quote from: "Mike Jeffries"
It's one of those moments where something you know is true, still hits you really hard.

Our hard earned pennies, really are finding there way into the pockets of life forms from another dimension aren't they?

Thing is you know if the footballers were there they'd be even more bloody stupid (Actually Simon Walton is there and he is even more stupid - and like a really stupid bloody rabbit in the head lights).

Jesus Christ!


I have to say that lot make me seem super intelligent.

and how ostentatious is that house they are currently in?

Absolutely vile.

Before anybody says anything, no I am not jealous.  If I had that sort of money I'd have much more class than that.
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Post by: Tom_Mc9? on June 09, 2010, 08:43:19 PM
She seems a nice lady.

Edit: I mean Heskey's wife. Cisse's is quite the opposite.
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Post by: holteender-robbo on June 09, 2010, 08:44:07 PM
Come on mrs Heskey (to be) bring it home!!
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Post by: barrysleftfoot on June 09, 2010, 08:51:59 PM
Needs slapping about that Cisses wife.
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Post by: Legion on June 09, 2010, 08:54:19 PM
Quote from: "barrysleftfoot"
Needs slapping about that Cisses wife.


Charming.
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Post by: barrysleftfoot on June 09, 2010, 08:56:14 PM
Referring to Djirbils run in with the local constabulary Legion.
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Post by: Legion on June 09, 2010, 08:57:51 PM
Quote from: "barrysleftfoot"
Referring to Djirbils run in with the local constabulary Legion.


Apologies. I'm not watching it. Which was?
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Post by: The Walshmeister on June 09, 2010, 09:00:52 PM
who were the other two's men?
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Post by: Dave on June 09, 2010, 09:01:45 PM
Quote from: "Legion"
Quote from: "barrysleftfoot"
Referring to Djirbils run in with the local constabulary Legion.


Apologies. I'm not watching it. Which was?

A well-reported news story from about four years ago.
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Post by: TimTheVillain on June 09, 2010, 09:02:49 PM
Cisse's wife Jude is absolutely awful.

Emile's wife is just as thick as pig shit, but seemed to be a nice person.

Steve Ireland's girlfriend, now she's very ok !
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Post by: Mike Jeffries on June 09, 2010, 09:04:55 PM
It's over, I'm off to play some really evil metal music to cleanse myself!
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Post by: The Walshmeister on June 09, 2010, 09:10:17 PM
Quote from: "TimTheVillain"
Cisse's wife Jude is absolutely awful.

Emile's wife is just as thick as pig shit, but seemed to be a nice person.

Steve Ireland's girlfriend, now she's very ok !


whos mrs was the 4th?
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Post by: ez on June 09, 2010, 09:15:17 PM
Quote from: "The Walshmeister"
Quote from: "TimTheVillain"
Cisse's wife Jude is absolutely awful.

Emile's wife is just as thick as pig shit, but seemed to be a nice person.

Steve Ireland's girlfriend, now she's very ok !


whos mrs was the 4th?

Someone who plays for Crewe but i've forgotten his name.
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Post by: mcgrath_85 on June 09, 2010, 10:00:44 PM
Quote from: "Mark Fletcher"
Quote from: "Phil from the upper holte"
She may be thick but I bet even she know's heskey is shit


Poor bitch's minge must have healed up by now.
I can imagine him prodding at her and continually hitting her leg.

That's if the c*** makes it into the bedroom without falling over.


Very harsh, but essentially very fair.
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Post by: Guy M on June 09, 2010, 11:12:37 PM
Wouldn't watch this sort of ob-doc shite if you paid me (partly as I already get paid to work on a similar kind of shite), whether it featured WAGs or their not-as-rich-but-equally-stupid counterparts from the general public... BUT the tellie was on this channel as the programme started.

What highly original tune did the programme makers choose to accompany the opening segment? 'Here Come The F**KING Girls'. How bloody surprising. Must have taken the Producer Director, Editor, Series Producer and Executive Producer f**king ages to come up with that piece of genius.

If it had opened with 'Who Let The Dogs Out' I might have been tempted to see what came next. As it was, I preferred the silence of my front room to any more of that shite. Sheer bliss it was.
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Post by: Mike Jeffries on June 09, 2010, 11:12:53 PM
Quote from: "Mike Jeffries"
It's over, I'm off to play some really evil metal music to cleanse myself!


It took some real piss in your slippers, while you're not looking evil in the end.
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Post by: john e on June 09, 2010, 11:23:08 PM
Quote from: "Guy M"
Wouldn't watch this sort of ob-doc shite if you paid me (partly as I already get paid to work on a similar kind of shite), whether it featured WAGs or their not-as-rich-but-equally-stupid counterparts from the general public... BUT the tellie was on this channel as the programme started.

What highly original tune did the programme makers choose to accompany the opening segment? 'Here Come The F**KING Girls'. How bloody original. Must have taken the Producer Director, Editor, Series Producer and Executive Producer f**king ages to come up with that piece or genius.

If it had opened with 'Who Let The Dogs Out' I might have been tempted to see what came next. As it was, I preferred the silence of my front room to any more of that shite. Sheer bliss it was.



you missed out big big time mate,
it was Fantastic, i nearly cried when it was over it was so special
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Post by: TimTheVillain on June 09, 2010, 11:25:13 PM
Quote from: "Guy M"
Wouldn't watch this sort of ob-doc shite if you paid me (partly as I already get paid to work on a similar kind of shite), whether it featured WAGs or their not-as-rich-but-equally-stupid counterparts from the general public... BUT the tellie was on this channel as the programme started.

What highly original tune did the programme makers choose to accompany the opening segment? 'Here Come The F**KING Girls'. How bloody original. Must have taken the Producer Director, Editor, Series Producer and Executive Producer f**king ages to come up with that piece or genius.

If it had opened with 'Who Let The Dogs Out' I might have been tempted to see what came next. As it was, I preferred the silence of my front room to any more of that shite. Sheer bliss it was.


That's angry !
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Post by: dave.woodhall on June 09, 2010, 11:25:17 PM
It's not exactly original or difficult to stick four WAGs together and let them be shown up as money-obsessed, shallow, thick, classless clothes horses.
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Post by: villajk on June 09, 2010, 11:25:37 PM
Quote from: The Walshmeister
Quote from: "TimTheVillain"
Cisse's wife Jude is absolutely awful.

Emile's wife is just as thick as pig shit, but seemed to be a nice person.

Steve Ireland's girlfriend, now she's very ok !


She's not a WAG.  She's a model or something.
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Post by: Dave on June 09, 2010, 11:28:39 PM
Quote from: "villajk"
She's not a WAG.  She's a model or something.

I never thought that those two were mutually exclusive.
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Post by: Irish villain on June 09, 2010, 11:38:07 PM
Quote from: "mcgrath_85"
Quote from: "Mark Fletcher"
Quote from: "Phil from the upper holte"
She may be thick but I bet even she know's heskey is shit


Poor bitch's minge must have healed up by now.
I can imagine him prodding at her and continually hitting her leg.

That's if the c*** makes it into the bedroom without falling over.


Very harsh, but essentially very fair.


I laughed out loud! Must try to watch the repeat.
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Post by: TheSandman on June 09, 2010, 11:43:52 PM
She's not the only member of the Heskey family to appear on a Channel 4 program this week.

Emile will have an episode of Faking It dedicated to his efforts to pass muster as an international striker at the world cup.
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Post by: villajk on June 09, 2010, 11:44:43 PM
Quote from: "Dave"
Quote from: "villajk"
She's not a WAG.  She's a model or something.

I never thought that those two were mutually exclusive.


Fair point.
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Post by: Hookeysmith on June 10, 2010, 12:15:03 PM
Could not believe how awful the program was - only funny bit was Cisse's missus - what a complete bitch

Slagged off everything and then added how much better she was and she obviously hated being the old one of the group

Irelands missus was just as crass and classless as her old man - all tits and teeth (I thought the squeeky shoe thing was brilliant)

IT always amazes me these women programs  - like the way they all commented about their tits

"ooh yours are big, yeah but yours are lovely"

Have you ever commented to your mate how nice his cock is!!!!
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Post by: Mike Jeffries on June 10, 2010, 01:12:11 PM
Possibly, to chicken owning friends.
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Post by: Chris Jameson on June 10, 2010, 02:21:25 PM
Quote from: "avfc_1874"
I'm sure I seen an interview a couple of weeks ago with Heskey's wife and she said she thought Heskey was a builder when she first met him.


To be fair to her i'm more inclined to believe he is a builder than a footballer.
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Post by: john e on June 10, 2010, 08:36:10 PM
Quote from: "Chris Jameson"
Quote from: "avfc_1874"
I'm sure I seen an interview a couple of weeks ago with Heskey's wife and she said she thought Heskey was a builder when she first met him.


To be fair to her i'm more inclined to believe he is a builder than a footballer.



chortle
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Post by: Dave on June 10, 2010, 09:09:41 PM
John Fashanu seems to be on tonight's edition.
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Post by: ez on June 10, 2010, 09:18:04 PM
Ruddocks been doing a lot of dining!
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Post by: Tom_Mc9? on June 10, 2010, 09:48:54 PM
How annoying is Fash?
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Post by: Dave on June 10, 2010, 10:05:15 PM
Quote from: "Tom_Mc9"
How annoying is Fash?

Horribly.

But how pleasant and charming was Carlton Palmer?
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Post by: BannedUserIAT on June 10, 2010, 10:13:31 PM
Is this the transfer thread?
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Post by: Vancouver on June 11, 2010, 03:17:44 AM
Quote from: "Troy Eccles"
Is this the transfer thread?


I actually laughed out loud, at the gym as well. Thankfully we dont get the shit english tv over but i may have to check out youtube for this.

I like ruddock in a way. He seems a geniune guy. But sometimes he can go to far and i would love to see someone like fash smack him one. That would be entertaining
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Post by: john e on June 11, 2010, 09:24:46 AM
i went to a dinner a couple of years ago where Ruddock was the after dinner speaker,
 he was filthy, his language his stories, i didnt enjoy it, but most of my mates and there partners thought he was OK,

so maybe its just me then, its possible people just expect that sort of thing now, it wasnt just a lads night it was a proper posh do for the local cancer hospice

anyway i didnt like him, like someone else has already said, he went to far
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Post by: cheltenhamlion on June 11, 2010, 02:24:40 PM
I saw some of lats night's one. I am glad I wasn't eating when Ruddock answered his door.
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Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on June 11, 2010, 03:19:23 PM
Quote from: "Hookeysmith"

Have you ever commented to your mate how nice his cock is!!!!


Certainly have.

Only last night in fact, at a dinner party with Long Dong Silver, Mandingo and Aston Drilla.
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Post by: TimTheVillain on June 13, 2010, 01:48:37 PM
:-)

Razor Ruddck must be a great laugh to be with though.

Carlton Palmer looked funny in his Elvis wig !

Frank Worthington, did he play for SHA ?
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Post by: Pete3206 on June 14, 2010, 01:01:39 AM
Quote from: "TimTheVillain"
:-)

Frank Worthington, did he play for SHA ?


Yes
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Post by: john e on June 14, 2010, 09:39:51 AM
Quote from: "Pete3206"
Quote from: "TimTheVillain"
:-)

Frank Worthington, did he play for SHA ?


Yes



if he played today,  he would be worth 50 mill
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Post by: JUAN PABLO on June 16, 2010, 10:26:45 AM
Just watched it..

You see Ireland living in that huge fook off mansion and he cant even get into the shitty team
and then Frankie W in a modest house and down to earth and was hundred times a  player than Ireland..

Its grotesque what these average players of today earn and do with their money..
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Post by: E I Adio on June 16, 2010, 12:07:23 PM
Quote from: "john e"
Quote from: "Pete3206"
Quote from: "TimTheVillain"
:-)

Frank Worthington, did he play for SHA ?


Yes



if he played today,  he would be worth 50 mill


He was a flair player who was always entertaining to watch. I remember seeing him play for a non-league team against Bromsgrove Rovers sometime in 1989 I think. He was also probably one of the pioneers of using his celebrity to his advantage. I remember at the time, Private Eye whilst commenting on allegations in his private life referred to him as "that ridiculous sexual boaster." A case of sour grapes I always thought.
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Post by: WALTERS WARRIORS on June 16, 2010, 01:12:36 PM
Frank Worthington is and was class. Still got loads of charisma and still one of the lads .............
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