Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Mike Jeffries on June 09, 2010, 08:08:50 PM
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Er Mr Heskey's partner is on it and Stephen Ireland's. It got beyond caricature in 5 seconds flat!
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"I know of Martin Luther King." Oh dear.
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She may be thick but I bet even she know's heskey is shit
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Which one is Mrs Heskey? Only just turned on to it.
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She may be thick but I bet even she know's heskey is shit
Poor bitch's minge must have healed up by now.
I can imagine him prodding at her and continually hitting her leg.
That's if the ****** makes it into the bedroom without falling over.
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Chantelle
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It's one of those moments where something you know is true, still hits you really hard.
Our hard earned pennies, really are finding there way into the pockets of life forms from another dimension aren't they?
Thing is you know if the footballers were there they'd be even more bloody stupid (Actually Simon Walton is there and he is even more stupid - and like a really stupid bloody rabbit in the head lights).
Jesus Christ!
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Chantelle
Cheers
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I'm sure I seen an interview a couple of weeks ago with Heskey's wife and she said she thought Heskey was a builder when she first met him.
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It's one of those moments where something you know is true, still hits you really hard.
Our hard earned pennies, really are finding there way into the pockets of life forms from another dimension aren't they?
Thing is you know if the footballers were there they'd be even more bloody stupid (Actually Simon Walton is there and he is even more stupid - and like a really stupid bloody rabbit in the head lights).
Jesus Christ!
I have to say that lot make me seem super intelligent.
and how ostentatious is that house they are currently in?
Absolutely vile.
Before anybody says anything, no I am not jealous. If I had that sort of money I'd have much more class than that.
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She seems a nice lady.
Edit: I mean Heskey's wife. Cisse's is quite the opposite.
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Come on mrs Heskey (to be) bring it home!!
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Needs slapping about that Cisses wife.
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Needs slapping about that Cisses wife.
Charming.
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Referring to Djirbils run in with the local constabulary Legion.
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Referring to Djirbils run in with the local constabulary Legion.
Apologies. I'm not watching it. Which was?
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who were the other two's men?
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Referring to Djirbils run in with the local constabulary Legion.
Apologies. I'm not watching it. Which was?
A well-reported news story from about four years ago.
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Cisse's wife Jude is absolutely awful.
Emile's wife is just as thick as pig shit, but seemed to be a nice person.
Steve Ireland's girlfriend, now she's very ok !
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It's over, I'm off to play some really evil metal music to cleanse myself!
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Cisse's wife Jude is absolutely awful.
Emile's wife is just as thick as pig shit, but seemed to be a nice person.
Steve Ireland's girlfriend, now she's very ok !
whos mrs was the 4th?
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Cisse's wife Jude is absolutely awful.
Emile's wife is just as thick as pig shit, but seemed to be a nice person.
Steve Ireland's girlfriend, now she's very ok !
whos mrs was the 4th?
Someone who plays for Crewe but i've forgotten his name.
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She may be thick but I bet even she know's heskey is shit
Poor bitch's minge must have healed up by now.
I can imagine him prodding at her and continually hitting her leg.
That's if the c*** makes it into the bedroom without falling over.
Very harsh, but essentially very fair.
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Wouldn't watch this sort of ob-doc shite if you paid me (partly as I already get paid to work on a similar kind of shite), whether it featured WAGs or their not-as-rich-but-equally-stupid counterparts from the general public... BUT the tellie was on this channel as the programme started.
What highly original tune did the programme makers choose to accompany the opening segment? 'Here Come The F**KING Girls'. How bloody surprising. Must have taken the Producer Director, Editor, Series Producer and Executive Producer f**king ages to come up with that piece of genius.
If it had opened with 'Who Let The Dogs Out' I might have been tempted to see what came next. As it was, I preferred the silence of my front room to any more of that shite. Sheer bliss it was.
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It's over, I'm off to play some really evil metal music to cleanse myself!
It took some real piss in your slippers, while you're not looking evil in the end.
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Wouldn't watch this sort of ob-doc shite if you paid me (partly as I already get paid to work on a similar kind of shite), whether it featured WAGs or their not-as-rich-but-equally-stupid counterparts from the general public... BUT the tellie was on this channel as the programme started.
What highly original tune did the programme makers choose to accompany the opening segment? 'Here Come The F**KING Girls'. How bloody original. Must have taken the Producer Director, Editor, Series Producer and Executive Producer f**king ages to come up with that piece or genius.
If it had opened with 'Who Let The Dogs Out' I might have been tempted to see what came next. As it was, I preferred the silence of my front room to any more of that shite. Sheer bliss it was.
you missed out big big time mate,
it was Fantastic, i nearly cried when it was over it was so special
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Wouldn't watch this sort of ob-doc shite if you paid me (partly as I already get paid to work on a similar kind of shite), whether it featured WAGs or their not-as-rich-but-equally-stupid counterparts from the general public... BUT the tellie was on this channel as the programme started.
What highly original tune did the programme makers choose to accompany the opening segment? 'Here Come The F**KING Girls'. How bloody original. Must have taken the Producer Director, Editor, Series Producer and Executive Producer f**king ages to come up with that piece or genius.
If it had opened with 'Who Let The Dogs Out' I might have been tempted to see what came next. As it was, I preferred the silence of my front room to any more of that shite. Sheer bliss it was.
That's angry !
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It's not exactly original or difficult to stick four WAGs together and let them be shown up as money-obsessed, shallow, thick, classless clothes horses.
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Cisse's wife Jude is absolutely awful.
Emile's wife is just as thick as pig shit, but seemed to be a nice person.
Steve Ireland's girlfriend, now she's very ok !
She's not a WAG. She's a model or something.
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She's not a WAG. She's a model or something.
I never thought that those two were mutually exclusive.
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She may be thick but I bet even she know's heskey is shit
Poor bitch's minge must have healed up by now.
I can imagine him prodding at her and continually hitting her leg.
That's if the c*** makes it into the bedroom without falling over.
Very harsh, but essentially very fair.
I laughed out loud! Must try to watch the repeat.
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She's not the only member of the Heskey family to appear on a Channel 4 program this week.
Emile will have an episode of Faking It dedicated to his efforts to pass muster as an international striker at the world cup.
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She's not a WAG. She's a model or something.
I never thought that those two were mutually exclusive.
Fair point.
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Could not believe how awful the program was - only funny bit was Cisse's missus - what a complete bitch
Slagged off everything and then added how much better she was and she obviously hated being the old one of the group
Irelands missus was just as crass and classless as her old man - all tits and teeth (I thought the squeeky shoe thing was brilliant)
IT always amazes me these women programs - like the way they all commented about their tits
"ooh yours are big, yeah but yours are lovely"
Have you ever commented to your mate how nice his cock is!!!!
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Possibly, to chicken owning friends.
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I'm sure I seen an interview a couple of weeks ago with Heskey's wife and she said she thought Heskey was a builder when she first met him.
To be fair to her i'm more inclined to believe he is a builder than a footballer.
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I'm sure I seen an interview a couple of weeks ago with Heskey's wife and she said she thought Heskey was a builder when she first met him.
To be fair to her i'm more inclined to believe he is a builder than a footballer.
chortle
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John Fashanu seems to be on tonight's edition.
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Ruddocks been doing a lot of dining!
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How annoying is Fash?
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How annoying is Fash?
Horribly.
But how pleasant and charming was Carlton Palmer?
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Is this the transfer thread?
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Is this the transfer thread?
I actually laughed out loud, at the gym as well. Thankfully we dont get the shit english tv over but i may have to check out youtube for this.
I like ruddock in a way. He seems a geniune guy. But sometimes he can go to far and i would love to see someone like fash smack him one. That would be entertaining
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i went to a dinner a couple of years ago where Ruddock was the after dinner speaker,
he was filthy, his language his stories, i didnt enjoy it, but most of my mates and there partners thought he was OK,
so maybe its just me then, its possible people just expect that sort of thing now, it wasnt just a lads night it was a proper posh do for the local cancer hospice
anyway i didnt like him, like someone else has already said, he went to far
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I saw some of lats night's one. I am glad I wasn't eating when Ruddock answered his door.
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Have you ever commented to your mate how nice his cock is!!!!
Certainly have.
Only last night in fact, at a dinner party with Long Dong Silver, Mandingo and Aston Drilla.
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Razor Ruddck must be a great laugh to be with though.
Carlton Palmer looked funny in his Elvis wig !
Frank Worthington, did he play for SHA ?
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Frank Worthington, did he play for SHA ?
Yes
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Frank Worthington, did he play for SHA ?
Yes
if he played today, he would be worth 50 mill
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Just watched it..
You see Ireland living in that huge fook off mansion and he cant even get into the shitty team
and then Frankie W in a modest house and down to earth and was hundred times a player than Ireland..
Its grotesque what these average players of today earn and do with their money..
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Frank Worthington, did he play for SHA ?
Yes
if he played today, he would be worth 50 mill
He was a flair player who was always entertaining to watch. I remember seeing him play for a non-league team against Bromsgrove Rovers sometime in 1989 I think. He was also probably one of the pioneers of using his celebrity to his advantage. I remember at the time, Private Eye whilst commenting on allegations in his private life referred to him as "that ridiculous sexual boaster." A case of sour grapes I always thought.
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Frank Worthington is and was class. Still got loads of charisma and still one of the lads .............