Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Yossarian on January 24, 2010, 12:33:35 PM
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There are a few on Facebbok and some were posted yesterday on the Match Thread but lets get them altogether in one place. Here are a couple of my own and a couple I have shamelessly nicked to start us off.
Chuck Norris wears a T-shirt that says, "I wish I was as awesome as James Milner".
James Milner wrote a book. James Joyce tried to read it but found it too difficult.
James Milner can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris tried to be James Milner but got nowhere near so he had to settle for being Chuck Norris.
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James Milner wrote a book. James Joyce tried to read it but found it too difficult.
I am claiming this. :-)
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eh?
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When Chuck Norris played 'soccer' at breaktime he would pretend to be be James Milner.
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The second one was that awesome I thought James Milner had written it.
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James Milner's shirt has Milner written on the back. So does Chuck Norris'.
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James Milner's shot is so hard he can kick a ball around the planet and hit himself on the back.
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As is on my facebook.
James Milner can divide by zero.
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My mum said that if I don't drink my milk when I grow up I will be as good as James Milner. James Milner who's he, exactly.....
Shit that doesn't work does it.
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James Milner played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not James Milner
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For James Milner, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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And on the eighth day God began to dream of a footballer called James Milner.
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Did you know that James Milner played saxaphone on Gerry Rafferty's hit single "Baker Street"?
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James Milner is never tackled, he sometimes shows mercy.
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James Milner is ball numbers 1, 2 and 3 in today's Fa Cup draw.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For James Milner, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Haha!
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James Milner is so awesome even Arsene Wenger can see him
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James Milner is Wayne Rooney's mentor.
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My new favourite Thread.
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When Superman goes to bed he wears James Milner pyjamas.
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Facebook regretfully announces the definitive closure of its popular application "Mafia Wars". It appears that James Milner has 'whacked' everyone.
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James Milner runs on water.
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We have just had it confirmed, James Milner's doo doo's do not stink.
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When Milner does press ups, he's not lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
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James Milner taught HDE the bicycle kick.
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When James Milner was born his Mother did not go into Labour, he merely punched his way out of the womb. He then looked at the midwife and slept with her.
At his stage of his life this was the second person James Milner had slept with
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James Milner is the bastard son of Sir Brian Little.
FACT!
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When James Milner has a shower, James Milner doesn't get wet. Water gets James Milner.
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As is on my facebook.
James Milner can divide by zero.
Anybody can divide by zero...
But James Milner gets a finite answer!
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James Milner went on holiday to the British Virgin Islands. They're now just called the British Islands.
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Evolution isn't 'natural' selection, just animals James Milner allowed to live.
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When James Milner makes love to his girlfriend it not just the earth that moves...
the whole universe shifts.
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James Milner has never had a heart attack, his heart wouldn't be so foolish as to attack him.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not James Milner.
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James Milner went on holiday to the British Virgin Islands. They're now just called the British Islands.
like that one!
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And God said "Let there be light," and there was light.
But Jimmy said "tone it down," and so the dimmer switch was born.
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Queens? South Bronx? James Milner invented Hip Hop.
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James Milner killed Tu Pac, Biggie Smalls, JFK, Elvis, John Lennon and Princess Di.
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I'd walk a mile and a bit to rub Francis' face in Milners shit
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When James Milner works out the machine gets stronger.
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James Milner doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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James Milner is a bad....(Shut your mouth)
I'm only talkin' 'bout James (we can dig it)
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Milner challenged The Stig to a race in the reasonably priced car - The Stig bottled it!!
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James Milner know's 47 ways of getting women pregnent with out using his penis
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James milner signed for Aston villa, this was the first giant step for mankind
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James Milner is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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James Milner refused an offer from Vito and Michael Corleone.
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James Milner doesn't get drunk, alcohol gets James Milner!
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When they're in trouble, the Ghostbusters call James Milner.
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The James Milner derby should be an itneresting 5th round tie. He'll go into that one as favourites. (May even be televised!)
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James Milner does not wear condoms, there is no such thing as protection from James Milner!
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James Milner made Craig Gardner look away.
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This is a little known fact but James Milner actually won the Second World War.
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James Milner - More Tricks than Belle de Jour
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James Milners farts smell like clean linen and fresh baked bread but are so toxic they can be used as weapons of mass destruction.
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James Milner invented the bicycle kick (despite what someone else thinks and said).
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What was there before James Milner? - just the Football League.
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Some say that James Milner comes from Horsforth; actually he's from Krypton.
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Mickey Mouse wears a James Milner watch.
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Milner challenged The Stig to a race in the reasonably priced car - The Stig bottled it!!
James Milner is the Stig!
Oh, damn; and I promised not to tell.
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Sometimes I fell like putting my hands up in the air
I know I can count on James Milner
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James Milner was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread.
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When man created fire, James Milner walked out of the flames.
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Scientists have discovered James Milner's tears can cure cancer. Too bad James Milner doesn't cry.
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James Milner took the Soccer AM crossbar challenge and ended up breaking it.
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When James Milner does push-ups, he doesnt move.
The Earth moves around HIM.
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James Milner started this thread with no more than the force of his mind.
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When I'm in a tough spot, or in need of moral help, I just think, "What would James Milner do?".
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And on the 8th day, God was created by James Milner.
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The prophet Mohammed once had a fatwah decalred against himself for drawing comic pictures of James Milner
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The mountain came to James Milner.
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Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Shut up wench, I'm watchin James Milner!!!
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James Milner taught Jesus to walk on water and turn said water into wine.
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James Milner is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Favourite so far.
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James Milner made Craig Gardner look away.
Second favourite.
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James Milner makes Ashley Young look shit.
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James Milner is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Favourite so far.
agreed.
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James Milner is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Favourite so far.
agreed.
Got the loudest chuckle from me too!
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The exploits of Jack Bauer are based on James Milner.
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The General calls James Milner sir.
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double post.
Is this an up and running facebook page?
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James Milner took the Pope to the woods and he shit on a bear who was a catholic.
Hold on, no, that's not quite right.
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The prisoners number 6 character is based on James Milner.
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The James Milner Facts (http://www.facebook.com/#/group.php?gid=274132585975&ref=nf)
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Thanks B.E.
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Had to be done. Keep 'em coming.
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James Milner knows the capacity of Villa Park.
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James Milner knows the capacity of Villa Park.
And knows why Barry didn't take the penalty.
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James Milner knows the capacity of Villa Park.
Very good based on recent attendances!
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James Milner didn't lose his virginity. He simply threw it away when he had no further use for it.
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When NASA lost the space signal for Apollo 13, they called on James Milner. Milner not only brought the shuttle down, he brought it down on his chest before laying it off inch perfectly to Stiliyan Petov.
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There are seven wonders of the world, each of whom one day hopes to meet James Milner.
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If you happen to utter the phrase 'Dubious Goals Panel' and James Milner has his hand to his ear, you may - if you are quick or lucky, but never both - reach the syllable 'ous' before your permanent dissapearrance from the face of the earth.
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james Milner once bumped into Chuck Norris at an airport. Norris responded with a roundhouse kick. Milner shrugged, got on his plane, went back to England then gave Chuck Norris the big boot. Chuck Norris has not been seen or heard from since.
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James Milner's left thigh is number two on the FBI's most wanted list due to its capability to bring down anything, including government buildings and the US army. Incidentally his right thigh is number one.
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Job redundancies dont just happen - they happen because James Milner is in charge, and Milner can lay off anything
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James Milner's balls didnt drop, he just cushioned them onto his thigh.
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When NASA lost the space signal for Apollo 13, they called on James Milner. Milner not only brought the shuttle down, he brought it down on his chest before laying it off inch perfectly to Stiliyan Petov.
This one is my new found favourite
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James Milner does not pass water. He takes it on his chest, holds it up, then passes it.
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James Milner once stepped onto the Gaza Strip. Israel declared a national holiday, it was so happy for Palestine.
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The Pope is coming to Britain to be blessed by James Milner.
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James Milner is bigger than John Carew.
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James Milner is bigger than John Carew.
Another winner.
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James Milner is what Willis was talking about
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Not only did James Milner put the "bomp" in the "bomp bah bomp bah bomp", he also put the "ram" in the "ramalamadingdong".
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James Milner doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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James Milner is so fast he can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
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James Milner knows how long a piece of string is.
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Pele started having erection problems when he realised that he was no longer the greatest player who ever lived, James Milner is.
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James Milner can put a Rowntree's Fruit Pastille in his mouth without chewing it.
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James Milner doesn't feel the force, the force feels James Milner
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James Milner shot JR, JFK, John Lennon, the Sheriff AND the Deputy.
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Martin O'Neill waits for permission from James Milner to "Give us a wave".
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David Watts wishes he could be like James Milner.
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James Milner found Iraq's WMD.
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James Milner let the dogs out
James Milner's on First, Second and Third
(that one's for our American friends or for Abbott and Costello fans)
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When the Buggyman goes to sleep, he looks under the bed to check if Milner is there.
Milner does not read books, he stares them down, untill they tell him what he needs.
Milner doesn't sleep, he is just waiting.
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Once a snake bit Milner - after 5 days in pain, the snake died.
When Milner enters a room, he doesn't turn on the ligth, he switches of the darkness
Children can pee their name in snow. Milner does it in concrete
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The answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is ............. James Milner
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James Milner fought the law and he won
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James Milner can hurry Love.
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It takes James Milner 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
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James Milner destroyed the periodic table because James Milner only recognises the element of suprise.
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They say Time and Tide wait for no man. Unless that man is James Milner.
There is a James Milner new tricks academy exclusively for old dogs.
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James Milner once made a bluenose a respectable member of society, simply by looking at him
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A census taker once tried to test James Milner. He ate his liver with some fava beans and a non-alcoholic chianti.
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Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is James Milner.
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Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is James Milner.
Lock the thread, we have a winner!
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James Milner loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
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James Milner goes to the shipyard every morning.
Throws steel girders up to the working platform.
Runs up... catches them. Rivets them with his teeth.
Refreshes himself with a steaming mug of 20/50 engine oil.
Then he starts his shift.
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James Milner doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
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When James Milner gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. James Milner can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of James Milner's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Giraffes were created when James Milner uppercutted a horse.
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James Milner is a good footballer.
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Giraffes were created when James Milner uppercutted a horse.
Had me guffawing like a loon.
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James Milner knows where Osama Bin Laden is - he's in his basement in a gimp outfit!
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James Milner can eat five shredded wheat.
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James Milner could bring about peace in the middle east by wearing the Gaza strip - but he would rather wear the claret and blue of Aston Villa.
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James Milner can eat an entire packet of Cream crackers in 30 seconds, WITHOUT a glass of water.
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James Milner can eat five shredded wheat.
James Milner can eat Ian Botham.
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James Milner can eat a Jam doughnut without having to lick his lips.
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James Milner can magnetize steel by looking at it.
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Philosophers have long pondered the question of what happens when a James Milner penalty hits an immoveable object.
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James Milner can make funny noises from his arm pit.
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James Milner taught Elvis how to play Karate.
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James Milner is dark matter.
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James Milner can sing in more octaves than Mariah Carey and if he unleashed his highest note, every glass window in the world would shatter..
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James Milner holidays on the Sun. He can also dip in and out of black hole as he pleases.
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James Milner could break David Coulthards jaw.
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James Milner covers more positions than the Karma Sutra.
James Milner wrote the Karma Sutra.
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To paraphrase the great Sid Wadell
Its said that Alexander the Great cried salt tears at the age of 33 because there were no more worlds to conquer..........................James Milner is 24.
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In this world nothing is certain but death and James Milner scoring from a penalty.
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Shakespeare actually wrote
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
And his name is James Milner.
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Stephen Hawkings had a conversation with James Milner about the secrets of the Universe, and immediately after ending it, he went and changed his name to Dumbass Hawkings by deed poll.
When James Milner last ran a marathon, which he won by a clear hour, he stopped for a shit near the end, and Paula Radcliffe came out.
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James Milner once guest starred in Scooby Doo. he solved the mystery in 1.2 seconds, mainly as the ghost was scared of him, he then beat up Scrappy Doo and had a threesome with Daphne and Velma.
Fred and Shaggy have never been heard from since.
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Chuck Norris is James Milner's son.
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Meatloaf would do anything for love.
But he won't arm wrestle James Milner.
Or be Postma'd.
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Giraffes were created when James Milner uppercutted a horse.
Had me guffawing like a loon.
Oh the imagery. I think I did a little wee.
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Einstein was just plain wrong.
E=JM2
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James Milner doesn't think life is like a box of chocolates.
He knows exactly what he's gonna get.
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The Beatles were going to say they were bigger than James Milner. They realised their error and downgraded appropriately.
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It is the rule in war, if ten times the enemy's strength, surround them; if five times, attack them; if double, engage them; if equal, be able to divide them; if fewer, be able to evade them; if weaker, be able to avoid them. If the enemy is James Milner, pack your shit up and go home....you're fucked.
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There is a need for a James Milner T.Shirt/Banner company to go into production - some of the lines on here have had me in hysterics.
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ET didn't phone home. He phoned James Milner.
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James Milner, for lack of a better word, is good. Milner is right, Milner works. Milner clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Milner, in all of its forms has marked the upward surge of mankind.
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One night I had a dream--
I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord
and across the sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints,
one belonged to me and the other to the Lord.
When the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that many times along the path of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I also noticed that it happened at the very lowest
and saddest times in my life.
This really bothered me and I questioned the Lord about it.
"Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you would walk with me all the way,
but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life
there is only one set of footprints.
"I don't understand why in times when I needed you most,
you should leave me."
The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child,
I love you and I would never, never leave you
during your times of trial and suffering.
"When you saw only one set of footprints,
it was then that James Milner was training on the beach, and I didn't want to disturb him."
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Universal Studios have stopped production of the new James Milner movie as 3D simply just doesn't have enough dimensions.
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If you have a problem, if no-one else can fix it and if you can find him, maybe you should hire......James Milner.
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James Milner is bigger than John Carew.
I think this is the best so far.
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James Milner taught Yoda everything he knows.
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James Milner has a fiveskin.
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Everything Confucious said was based upon his observations of the life of James Milner.
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John Blackwell will NOT argue with James Milner
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Trevor Francis bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Jimmy's feet.
Jimmy said, "Trevor, just come on back if you ever want to try again.
'Cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been."
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In Space only James Milner can hear you scream........
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James Milner swallowed the red pill, the blue pill AND Morpheus.
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If James Milner won an academy award, he could talk for as long as he fucking well pleases.
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James Milner saved Private Ryan.
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...and then he found Nemo.
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James Milner IS the Walrus.
Coo coo ca choo.
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The ice-berg was a bullshit story.
The Titanic hit James Milner when he was out for a quick swim.
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Why do birds suddenly appear, every time he is near?
Just like me, they long to be...
James Milner.
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Rome would have been built in a day if James Milner had been there.
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James Milner actually died 6 years ago, but the Grim Reaper hasn't got the bottle to turn up and tell him.
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I heard that, during a battle, The General once contacted James Milner for some strategic advice.
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James Milner was on board the Santa Maria when he Found America. He sid - This would be a good place for the future financier of Aston Villa to be born!
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They use James Milner's toe-clippings to cut diamonds.
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James Milner has the names and addresses of all those who thought he wasn't worth £12m.
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Midas has got the 'Milner Touch'
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(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/3160/93112006.jpg)
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Even Malcolm thinks James Milner was a good signing by our manager.
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Even Malcolm thinks James Milner was a good signing by our manager.
Winner.
Of the thread, the internet, everything.
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It was actually James Milner who killed Apollo Creed...and Mickey.
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James Milner was bitten by a radioactive spider when he was a lad. The spider fell off him, dead
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I heard the Spider fell ill and awoke with miraculous Milner-like powers. He was known in Arachnia as "Manspider".
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James Milner can eat 4 Shredded Wheat!
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James Milner told Gareth Barry to get out.
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If the A-Team have a problem, if no one else can help, and they can find him, maybe they can hire... James Milner
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James Milner's is bigger than Dion's...yes BIGGER than DION'S!
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James Milner retied the Gordian knot and then untied it.
With his anus.
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William McGregor founded the football league of the advice of James Milner.
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James Milner. Is. Was. And always will be.
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If you look on the underside of any footballing trophy in the world, from World Cup, Champs League, Prem, La Liga, Fa Cup, right down to the under 7's paraplegic blind girls D league championship, every single one of them has "property of James Milner" written on it.
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Nobody want a James Fucking Milner shirt yet?
Come on, I'm taking orders.
James Milner will be printing them himself without any machinery.
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Mazrim, permission to have that image as the Facebook group logo (http://www.facebook.com/#/group.php?gid=274132585975&ref=nf), SIR!
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Granted.
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Appreciated. My CSE grade 8 graphics skills just aren't well, you know, good enough.
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May I use it too Maz??
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James Milner once made a bluenose a respectable member of society, simply by looking at him
He's not that clever.
James Milner can identify pi to infinity and beyond.
When James Milner joined Mensa, they had to change the rules so everyone could join James Milner.
James Milner has read the last page of the Never Ending Story.
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James Milner is bigger than the Beatles.
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James Milner is bigger than the Beatles.
He's bigger than jesus
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It's rumoured that as Christ was being nailed to the cross he uttered, "For Milner's sake."
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James Milner doesn't pass wind, he sprays it, inch-perfectly from one side of the pitch to the other.
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James Milner can speak all the languages in the world but prefers to let his feet do the talking
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James Milner can speak all the languages in the world but prefers to let his feet do the talking
That is good.
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James Milner ate my hamster but I forgave him 'cus he's AWESOME
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Mozart nicked his 5th symphony from James Milner.
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James Milner thinks that Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
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James Milner is so awesome that even if he had dsylexia he'd still be able to spell his name right.
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Deleted!! already done on first page, damn.
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James Milner owns "fly fishing" by J. R. Hartley
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Some of these are getting a bit shit now I'm afraid.
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Hmmmm, that's interesting Sandie.
Is that Milner made the longest link?
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Before he deleted it I posted it in my browser. It was quite funny. Took two recent themes and blended them together
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I've sorted it out now.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/28jk0gp.jpg)
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Ah ah, very good indeed Sandie.
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The meaning of Life....the universe and everything is.....James Milner.
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May I use it too Maz??
Yes, no problems.
All yous wise guys can use it if you wish.
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James Milner killed the dinosaurs.
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James Milner can touch this.
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....and he can hurry love.
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The Zohan can't mess with the Milner.
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If you rub a lamp, James Milner will pop out and grant you 3 awesome wishes.
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James Milner doesn't need 50 ways to leave a lover.....he just motions at the door with his eyebrows.
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James Milner thinks that Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
Brilliant.
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James Milner knows KFC's eleven secret herbs and spices.
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I hope he gets to read this. Can we get the General to forward it on to him?
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James Milner crushes his enemies.
Sees them driven before him.
Hears the lamentation of the women!
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The saviour....
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46
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I've sorted it out now.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/28jk0gp.jpg)
good work
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I hope he gets to read this. Can we get the General to forward it on to him?
James Milner doesn't need to read it - he is all seeing and all knowing.
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James Milner only has to wink at a girl and she is 3 months pregnant. No wait that's Gabby.
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James Milner only has to wink at a girl and she is 3 months pregnant. No wait that's Gabby.
cock eyed
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The saviour....
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46
that is awesome, never seen it before.
It was WTF.... no it can not be.... it is!
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James Milner thinks Sting lacks any kind of sexual stamina.
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Superman gets James Milner pyjamas for Christmas!
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James Milner is superstitious: Just for luck, before every home game he counts every blade of grass on the pitch. If there aren't 2,638, 529 blades, he single-handedly tears up the turf and replaces it until it's exactly right.
On one occasion he did this 47 times.
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The saviour....
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46
AWESOME!!!!
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James Milner's entire footballing career is in fact a secret training mission on behalf of NASA to prepare him to kick and deflect a near-earth asteroid away from the planet in July 2014.
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The saviour....
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46
AWESOME!!!!
Brilliant...thank you
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James Milner can score 180 with one dart and no hands.
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The saviour....
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46
AWESOME!!!!
Brilliant...thank you
XD!! That was tops! Reckon you could work Mellberg into it?! lol
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James Milner is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
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Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for James Milner
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James Milner is always on top during sex because James Milner never fucks up.
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James Milner likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
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Once a cobra bit James Milner's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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That's not an eclipse, that's the sun hiding from James Milner.
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If there was complete atomic annihilation tomorrow, James Milner would spend the rest of his days making love to giant cockroaches
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James Milner's farts are being bottled and sold over the perfume counter in Rackhams.
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The saviour....
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46
That's brilliant.
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James Milner IS Spartacus
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James Milner is Brian and so is his wife.
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The last time James Milner farted, the French government immediately surrendered just in case.
The next time James Milner farts, the methane will be harnessed to supply the entire energy needs of the planet for this century.
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Who needs porn when you have James Milner?
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James Milner once managed to get round the Nurburgring in under 6 minutes..... running.... .on his hands.... blinfolded.
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Milner went to a clairvoyant, sat down and proceded to tell ]her what was going to happen.
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James Milner is the reason Jumping Jack Flash has gas, gas, gas.
No, I don't know what that means either.
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James Milner sold his military spec Humvee cuz it wasn't manly enough.
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James Milner will never play for Liverpool because he can walk alone. Anywhere. Anytime.
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James Milner takes his skin off for dry-cleaning every Wednesday.
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When James Milner goes fishing, he simply commands the fish to get the fuck in the boat.
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He once beat all 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles using nothing but a stick of fairy floss.
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James Milner thinks 99.98% of Americans are fucking idiots. Proving that just a small part of him is just like me and you!
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Every where he goes, James Milner takes the weather with him.
Mother Nature says nothing.
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Martin, those are dire! What the hell is fairy floss anyway?
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(http://tkey.co.uk/blog/images/tkeymegcandyfloss2.jpg)
The pink stuff....not the little girl.
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Ah, candy floss then.
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James Milner eats the clouds like the way we eat those pink fairy floss.
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Candy Floss!
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Evolution does not exist - Only which animals James Milner has allowed to live
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James Milner was cold, and he turned the sun up. Thats why we have global warming
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James Milner has 'ghost written' music and lyrics for Ian Brown since the late eighties.
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James Milner taught his granny how to suck eggs
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James Milner shat his first shit and Liverpool was born.
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The Large Hadron Collider discovered that the mysterious Higgs Boson particle is in fact James Milner
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James Milner taught on old dog new tricks. Karren Brady is now a superb juggler.
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God got out the same 'eighth day' tool kit that he had previously used to create Bon Scott and Paul McGrath and created James Milner.
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James Milner doesn't use breath-mints - he uses pepperspray & teargass
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James Milner has the eyes of an angel and the soul of a saint. He keeps them in a footlocker under his bed.
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James Milner's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools James Milner.
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James Milner was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is James Milner."
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Contrary to counter claims it was infact James Milner who invented the bicycle kick.
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James Milner once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for James Milner.
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If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but James Milner says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
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Driving through Lichfield and the surrounding countryside James Milner pulled over and shouted to some bloke with a metal detector - 'try looking in that field over there Mate'.
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James Milner has slept with the girl in your wet dreams.
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There was once a 51st state, known as New Idaho. It has not been heard of since it snubbed James Milner as governor and was roundhouse kicked into a parallel dimension, along with James' virginity and the last sonofabitch that overcooked his panda bear steaks. James Milner is eats his panda raw.
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James Milner was once overheard saying 'these are not the droids you are looking for' whilst moving his palm in a circular motion.
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It was James Milner who instructed the UK to officially come out of recession.
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The saviour....
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264456346993RA46
AWESOME!!!!
Brilliant...thank you
XD!! That was tops! Reckon you could work Mellberg into it?! lol
James said I could...
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264508888427RA60
Fill ya boots..!
http://en.tackfilm.se/?
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James Milner once said, "I am the resurrection and the life, he who believeth in me, though he were dead yet shall he live, and whosoever liveth and believeth in me, shall never die."
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Did you know, if you play Black Sabbath's Paranoid backwards, you can hear James Milner berating Satan.
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James Milner once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.
You owe me a can of coke mate. I've just guffawed half of it on my feckin shirt.
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Every morning Milner gets clocked doing 110mph on the motorway...running on his hands!
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I'd be really pleased if someone with mad photoshop skillz could Doctor Manhattanise James Milner. Or James Milnerise Doctor Manhattan. Away you go.
They call me "James Milner". They explain the name has been chosen for the ominous associations it will raise in Aston Villa's enemies. They are shaping me into something gaudy. Something lethal.
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(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9773/jimmanhattan.jpg)
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Now that is awesome!
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James Milner secured the common ownership of the means of production, distribution and exchange
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If James Milner drew cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed, nobody would say a word.
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James Milner is Master of The Universe!
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Mazrim's awesomeness (http://www.villatalk.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=59386)
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James Milner taught Don Bradman how to bat and was the architect of the tactics used in the Bodyline Series
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These days Commissioner Gordon uses a James Milner Number 8 signal to call for assistance
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James Milner can play the french horn with his Jap eye
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James Milner passes kidney stones with flair
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Double post
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There are no fake James Milners on facebook. He operates all the accounts himself simultaenously.
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In his chin crack there is another fist.
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In Tom Cruise's latest film, the alien loving ego-maniac wanted to play a character who was the most badass, studley, and downright irresistable to the opposite sex, guy on the planet. He googled a list of requirements, and the result (1 of 1) was simply one word...Milner.
And this is in fact, completely true.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1013743/
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Outstanding work Mazrim.
Could you do the hydrogen atom on his head as well please? And could I also have the moon on a stick?
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Mozart nicked his 5th symphony from James Milner.
And it was only James Milner's first try
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James Milner is the reason "Brangelina" are splitting up.
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James Milner is a lot better than a Kwik Fit fitter.
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"Now in darkness World stops turning,
As you hear the bodies burning,
No more war pigs have the power,
And as James Milner has struck the hour,
Day of judgement James Milner is calling,
On their kness the war pigs crawling,
Begging mercies for their sins,
Satan laughing spreads his wings,
Oh lord yeah!"
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Mazrim's awesomeness (http://www.villatalk.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=59386)
Can't see that, what am I missing?
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I couldn't see it either.
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James Milner is the reason "Brangelina" are splitting up.
Brangelina are splitting up ?
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Briefly, they have had a James Milner thread since 1899 so they are all ace, they are world leaders in the world of talking shite about the world of Villa, there is a Facebook group about James Milner (but they aren't world leaders in James Milner groups on Facebook), Maz's picture is awesome, 'here we see the brutal bullies of the ailing Ian Watkins & Liz Dawn website descend upon a defenceless 65-year-old man like a pack of hyenas' and these Milner threads are rather Chuck Norris Mk 10, yawn etc.
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Thanks BE. I think.
XD!! That was tops! Reckon you could work Mellberg into it?! lol
James said I could...
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264508888427RA60
Fill ya boots..!
http://en.tackfilm.se/?
That video for Mellberg is awesome. Top work!
I've just done one using a picture of me that my 3year-old niece did and despite knowing what was coming, still laughed like a demented hyena when it came up the first time.
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James Milner is the grout in MY tiling.
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James Milner restarted the H&V server
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James Milner has pitied 10 times more fools than Mr T.
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James Milner is already fluent in over 6 million forms of communication when he was just 5 months old. Who needs See-Threepio?
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James Miilner could get staight into the fucking online ticket site without waiting for that fucking claret bar to fill up and resetting itself 6 fucking times!!!
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James Milner could also ring the fucking ticket hotline and get fucking through first time. Not fucking hours fucking later
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James Milner has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He’s watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate.
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James Milner got Victor Meldrew to believe it.
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James Milner made Ron Burgundy look like a hobo.
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James Milner got Victor Meldrew to believe it.
Very good.
Are you just making these up yourselves now or still plagiarising Chuck Norris / Hulk Hogan / Crouchinho lists?
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James Milner makes exceedingly superb cakes.
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James Milner has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He’s watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate.
A BR reference. Well done sir.
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James Milner made John Terry do it.
Mmmmm
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/jan/29/premier-league-footballer-gagging-order
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James Milner invented the Camberwell carrot...
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James Milner got Victor Meldrew to believe it.
Very good.
Are you just making these up yourselves now or still plagiarising Chuck Norris / Hulk Hogan / Crouchinho lists?
ta. That was my own creation.
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You'll certainly believe it's not butter when James Milner tells you.
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James Milner made John Terry do it.
Mmmmm
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/jan/29/premier-league-footballer-gagging-order
James Milner lifted the gagging order at 2pm
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Milner crawled to freedom through 500 yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine....... or maybe I just don't want to......... 500 yards, that's the length of 5 football fields, just shy of half a mile.
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Stercus de civitate
Nice signature. *throws classics gang shapes*
James Milner is part-Turkish, part-oil, part-tusk, part-egg, part-jewel. But it's his Bryan Ferry dance which makes him unique.
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James Milner has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He’s watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate.
A BR reference. Well done sir.
All these Milner moments will be lost like tear drops in rain, time to die.
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James Milner can mentally bend it even more than Uri Geller and Beckham combined, around a wall of 10 and the keeper.
Jimmy Milner has given so much heart and soul, Carol Decker simply cannot deal with it anymore.
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James Milner (http://homepage.mac.com/markrathwell/HulkSounds/hulkthem.mp3) is believed to be dead, and he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
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James Milner sees dead people.
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Shall I compare James Milner to a summer's day?
James Milner art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of MO'N,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date*.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed.
But James Milner's eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of what foot's ball ow'st;
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in James Milner's shade,
When in eternal lines to time James Milner grow'st,
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to James Milner.
* Shakespeare reference to JM's initial '05/6 loan from the Barcodes?
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James Milner told joules that marcellus wallace looks like a bitch.
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European Superstars hero Brian Jacks claimed James Milner was the inspiration behind his 1979 victory in Holland.
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James Milner was the only thing in Pandora's box. (And she paid him for the privilege.)
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James Milner just picked up a Grammy for a fart he squeezed out during the Arsenal match
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When Martin O Neill asked James Milner if we needed any signings. James finished his 2000th press up, stood up, looked at Martin with a blank expression and gave him a thumbs down, Roman Emperor stylee. Martin bowed, and quickly exited as Milner started his stomach crunches.
All hail, Milner!
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James Milner must break you.
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james milner has already solved Fermat's next theorem.
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james milner has already solved Fermat's next theorem.
James Milner has made Riemann's Hypothesis, Riemann's Theorem.
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James Milner probably understands what some of the posts on here mean.
It would be great if I did!
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There's always Google
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When fully-qualified genius Miles Davis was playing at a smoke-filled Soho basement jazz club in the fifties, one of his Mod disciples gave him some bad skag and he had to be rushed to hospital. On the way the ambulance picked up a young woman in labour, and Miles witnessed James Milner coming into the world in his present incarnation.
In the sixties, during an acid-induced flashback, Miles remembered the experience, and it inspired him to write and record his legendary album 'Birth of the Cool'.
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Percy, you should have started all that with 'Once Upon A Time...."
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James Milner, he's the one who knows the Mysteron game and things they plan.
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Bret Hart is a liar. James Milner is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.
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Barack Obama has cancelled the Return to the Moon program after finding out that James Milner is planning a fun run to it for charity. He will be joined by Sir Ian Botham.
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The greatest trick James Milner ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
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James Milner once slammed Andre The Giant, Earthquake and Yakazuno at the same time.
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F.D. Roosevelt: "We have nothing to fear but James Milner".
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When Milner goes to the Rocket Club, the dancers pay him for the privelege of dancing for him.
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There's speculation in the papers about who will have the honour of being the next England captain. For James Milner, the honour would be all England's.
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Hendrix named himself Jimi after James The Milner. He was inspired by Milner's excefuckingllent licks' play.
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James Milner knows who 'hmmm' refers to.
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James Garner is content to be 'James the second'.
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James Milner was the original hero of 24, but he was replaced with Jack Bauer to make the series last 24 hours, rather than 17 minutes.
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James Milner knows how to solve a problem like Maria.
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James Milner can make sense of James Brown.
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Google search for James Milner. (http://www.bad-english.info/James-Milner/search.html)
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James Milner has invented the only scientifically proven, Penis enlargement device. It is in fact several drops of Milner's own sweat, to be taken anally. Increases are almost instantaneous, doubling your size.
Unfortunately, Milner has yet to break sweat.
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Google search for James Milner. (http://www.bad-english.info/James-Milner/search.html)
Bravo!
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BE might just have won the thread.
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BE might just have won the thread.
I know. Fecking show off! "Look what I can do!"
I bet he's a whizz on photoshop and all, adorning his head upon many a glistening 6 packed, muscular frame. Probably with a couple of hot blond nymphs either side.
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BE might just have won the thread.
I know. Fecking show off! "Look what I can do!"
I bet he's a whizz on photoshop and all, adorning his head upon many a glistening 6 packed, muscular frame. Probably with a couple of hot blond nymphs either side.
Nah, couldn't happen, James Milner's taken all the nymphs as his private property.
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Actually I do know how to 'do' those fake pages but I saved time and stole the code from www.nochucknorris.com .
it took me ten minutes to modify the code and upload the page to my website. Of course James Milner could have done it in ten seconds.
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The front gate of James Milners mansion, plated in gold, has the lettering, "Eat shit Phil Neville!" adorned across it. And there aint a damn thing Phil can do about it.
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Actually I do know how to 'do' those fake pages but I saved time and stole the code from www.nochucknorris.com .
it took me ten minutes to modify the code and upload the page to my website. Of course James Milner could have done it in ten seconds.
Milner would have told Bill Gates to get it done.
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James Milner has already decided who is going to win the FA Cup.
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Google search for James Milner. (http://www.bad-english.info/James-Milner/search.html)
applauds
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I think that James' lapse in form can be traced back to the start of this thread. I fear that it has drained the awesomeness from him
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Yes, delete this thread. I'm suprised James Milner hasn't already.
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James Milner has locked this thread until he decides to return to his awesome form.
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There. That didn't take long, did it?
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If things don't improve soon this thread is in danger of morphing into James Milners's awfulness.
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I think that James' lapse in form can be traced back to the start of this thread. I fear that it has drained the awesomeness from him
I'm really sorry. I don't know how I could do such a thing. I hope over time you all will come to forgive me but can I forgive myself?
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If things don't improve soon this thread is in danger of morphing into James Milners's awfulness.
I thought yesterday his crossing was superb. Something that's been a long time in coming but if he keeps it up, well worth the wait.
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James Milner is immune to red ink on Villatalk.
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James Milner has already decided who is going to win the FA Cup.
He doesn't have to believe, he KNOWS.
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James Milner wrote MON's half time team talk at Reading.
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James Milner wrote MON's half time team talk at Reading.
Actually, it's James Milner who did the half-time team talk.
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James Milner did all the martial arts scenes in Walker, Texas Ranger.
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James Milner can explain the club accounts to gregnash.
(thought it needed a bump after last night!)
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James Milner can quote like this.
Like it?
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James Milner can explain the club accounts to gregnash.
(thought it needed a bump after last night!)
That is a tough job as nothing gets through. But if anyone can, it's James Milner.
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Horse!
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Napalm loves the smell of James Milner in the morning.
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James Milner could have kept pace drinking with me tonight.
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James Milner doesn't need to drink alcohol because his vascular system runs on anti-freeze instead of blood
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James Milner's so hard that he splints his own broken legs
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/villava222/milly.jpg)[/img]
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James Milner can hover for hours at a time above the Savannah, occasionally swooping down to claim his prey with laser blasts from his anus.
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I was a bit bored, so....
James Milner is so awesome everyone wants him on their t-shirt.
(http://newsarse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/che-milner-small.png)
(I am getting this made into a t-shirt, if I can find a place that'll do it - recommendations anyone?)
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I absolutely love that.
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That's brilliant Smithy, copyright it quickly.
Larry Duff (Noel) who from time to time posts on here might be able to help you.
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That's brilliant Smithy, copyright it quickly.
Larry Duff (Noel) who from time to time posts on here might be able to help you.
Not sure I can - seeing as both the image of Che Geuvara and that of Milner are already subject to copyright. It's just a bit of fun* ;-)
* in case any legal eagles are reading
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Brilliant!!!!
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James Milner is sick of first contactees bringing Aliens to meet him.
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Superb Smithy, absolutely superb!
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Fantastic! Permission to put it on the James Milner Facts group on Facebook?
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I was a bit bored, so....
James Milner is so awesome everyone wants him on their t-shirt.
(http://newsarse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/che-milner-small.png)
(I am getting this made into a t-shirt, if I can find a place that'll do it - recommendations anyone?)
James Milner can achieve more with half a body and half of his arms than all other players with a full set.
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would so buy that tee-shirt ...
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Fantastic! Permission to put it on the James Milner Facts group on Facebook?
Yeah, 'course you can.
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I would buy that too.
Someone has to be able to knock that up.
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James Milner WOULD do what Meatloaf won't for love!
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I would buy that too.
Someone has to be able to knock that up.
If Milner tried, the T-shirt would become pregnant.
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Help you he can, yes!
(http://i39.tinypic.com/bzg4.jpg)
I'll get in trouble for this one......
(http://i39.tinypic.com/vf8o6d.jpg)
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This is becoming the greatest thread..ever !!
But if Jimmy contributed.......................
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Smithy, on FB add contact Soccerprint as a friend. I am sure he can knock that up for u.
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Would also buy that t-shirt!
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Could also work like this.......
(http://i41.tinypic.com/34gseid.jpg)
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DOUBLE POST
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(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2431/jgod.jpg)
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Please stop, my snorts are annoying my wife's enjoyment of people buying houses.
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Al Pacino's little friend says hello to James Milner.
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james milner has 10 lives!
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Alec Baldwins character in Glengarry Glenn Ross must attend a morning meeting everyday, in order to get a motivational speech from James Milner.
Blake: Whats your name?
Milner: Fuck you! THAT's my name.
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If you spell James Milner in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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I'm a PC but Windows 7 was James Milner's idea.....
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I'd contemplate buying a Milner T Shirt... Especially one with the Hulk Milner on it. Ace.
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I was a bit bored, so....
James Milner is so awesome everyone wants him on their t-shirt.
(http://newsarse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/che-milner-small.png)
(I am getting this made into a t-shirt, if I can find a place that'll do it - recommendations anyone?)
Brilliant but He looks like half his arm is missing haha
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I've had a little tweak of that design, and now I really want to have this t-shirt - if anyone knows of any way to get it done, please let me know. If Mac/Dave want to do it via H&V so they get a couple of quid towards site maintenance out of it, then that's fine by me, I just want the t-shirt!
(http://newsarse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/white-milner-t-shirt.png)
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I've had a little tweak of that design, and now I really want to have this t-shirt - if anyone knows of any way to get it done, please let me know. If Mac/Dave want to do it via H&V so they get a couple of quid towards site maintenance out of it, then that's fine by me, I just want the t-shirt!
(http://newsarse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/white-milner-t-shirt.png)
www.soccerprint.co.uk don't know if they may be able to help?
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I think you can just go to any printers and provide the design? I did it at one by St Chads a couple of years ago for something me and my mates were doing and it was a pretty painless process. Cost £12 each in the end I think, including the actual t-shirt they printed on!
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www.soccerprint.co.uk don't know if they may be able to help?
Cheers. I emailed them yesterday, but not heard back yet.
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www.soccerprint.co.uk don't know if they may be able to help?
Cheers. I emailed them yesterday, but not heard back yet.
www.spreadshirt.co.uk
Online tshirt designer thingy, lets you upload your own designs or use existing designs to a whole host of clothes & accessories. Usualy works out rather cheap if you go for a basic tshirt.
The design does need to be a vector graphic, if you don't know about this sort of thing then there is a help bit on the site where they will do it for you I think (for a fee of course...)
They have always been good for anything I've needed!
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Smithy - brilliant!
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I would buy one of those
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Where can I buy one of those?!
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Would you like me to have a word with the head honcho at SoccerPrint?
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Would you like me to have a word with the head honcho at SoccerPrint?
By all means, do you think they could do some sort of deal with Mac/Dave for a link on here? If it generates a few quid their way, all the better...
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Will do.
You'd have to ask Mac and/or Martin about that.
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If, in any way, H&V can commission that t-shirt, I will buy one.
Please make it happen.
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So will I.
I've contacted Rob at SoccerPrint.
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Yes I'd buy one too.
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Think they would sell hundreds. Imagine the impact at Wembely WOW !!!!!!
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I want one too ! Get me on shipped to Singapore !
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His awesomeness may soon be rewarded according to the Telegraph:
MON keen to negotiate new deal with James Milner (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/astonvilla/7482655/Aston-Villa-manager-Martin-ONeill-keen-to-negotiate-new-deal-with-James-Milner.html)
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It's on the OS now, about contract talks in the summer with the ultimate being.
Oh and me to! I'd like that T-shirt as well.
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Awesome T-Shirt, i'd buy one !!
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If anyone deserves a bumper new deal, it's our Jimmy!!
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Apparently, through the grapevine, James Milner isn't actually demanding any more money, he's only demanding more training sessions. He wants three sessions a day, and one at night.
I also heard John Carew is demanding less training, and he wants his own office at VP, decked out like a Hooters bar, with a lap dancing pole, and a different concubine to be hired every week.
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Apparently he just wants a song, any song, or he's fucking off and I can't say I blame him!
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I've had a little tweak of that design, and now I really want to have this t-shirt - if anyone knows of any way to get it done, please let me know. If Mac/Dave want to do it via H&V so they get a couple of quid towards site maintenance out of it, then that's fine by me, I just want the t-shirt!
(http://newsarse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/white-milner-t-shirt.png)
If the need to print LOTS arises, I used to co-own a company that manufactured garments in India & imported to the UK. We worked very hard to achieve Fair Trade accreditation, which therefore comes as part of the package - how cool would that be on a Villa shirt?! A lower manufacturing cost could, for example, allow an Acorns logo alongside H&V's, with some money from each unit going that way, too?
The company's still active and I'd be more than happy to throw my hat in and do some investigation if anyone wants to know more.
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Apparently he just wants a song, any song, or he's fucking off and I can't say I blame him!
Sorry. (Sorry).
Sailing, Rod Stewart
Ja-ames Milner
Ja-ames Milner
Home again, cross the sea
Ja-ames Milner
Walks on water
He is with us
He is free
(Sorry.)
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He wasn't free, mate.
And, although the effort is appreciated, you'll need to tac on another 4 or 5 sorry's.
Sorry. ;)
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Crap today mind you...
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Crap today mind you...
I'd say more Wolves doing a number on him once we slipped off the gas and allowed them. Also in turn because Petrov and Downing were so poor, we couldn't really compensate for Milners dissappearence.
I do hope though that the new contract curse doesn't strike Milner. It's mullered the career of many a decent player here. JPA, Ash Young too hasn't been the same since we bumped up his deal (good today mind).
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Crap today mind you...
bit harsh Richard. His effort and commitment is unquestioned in my eyes. He wasn't his very best, but he wasn't crap.
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At least he was looking for passes what was Downing doing ???
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At least he was looking for passes what was Downing doing ???
Struggling to play on the right hand side. He looks woeful there. He'd started the game pretty well on the left too, but whenever he switches to the right he looks lost.
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Crap today mind you...
No he wasn't. He was covering Petrov and Downings work load thats all.
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He wasn't crap at all.
He was getting three Dingle cloggers chomping down on him every time he got the ball and after Stan had his final warning he was doing the work of two men.
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Heard from Rob at Soccerprint. The shirt is being considered. Stay tuned.
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I bet if the shirt is created other clubs copy the idea for their own players
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Mourinho, Wenger, Ferguson all dream of a team of 11 James Milners.
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Mourinho, Wenger, Ferguson all dream of a team of 11 James Milners.
The funny thing is, that's not far off being completely true.
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Souness, however....
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Souness, however....
Dreams of a team of 11 Souness's?
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Correct.
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Ha! I saw his face in my frying pan earlier too!.
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Everyone will be checking their dog's arse as we post.
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James Milner made me dream this song and instructed me to set it down:
(To the tune of "You are My Sunshine")
'You are our Milner
Our only Milner
You make us happy
When you score
And when you skin it
Or score to win it
Then we love you more'
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Aliens don't abduct James Milner. He does.
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There 10 types of people that understand binary code. Those that dont and James Milner.
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I've had a little tweak of that design, and now I really want to have this t-shirt - if anyone knows of any way to get it done, please let me know. If Mac/Dave want to do it via H&V so they get a couple of quid towards site maintenance out of it, then that's fine by me, I just want the t-shirt!
(http://newsarse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/white-milner-t-shirt.png)
Keep it in-house. I think Noel could probably produce these. Forgotten his H&V username, though.
I love this shirt.
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It's Larry Duff isn't it?
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Yep, that's it. Just took the liberty of leaving him a phone message.
I'll order some for Mrs deej and the kids, too.
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I want one too. Beige coloured shirt for authenticity, XL please.
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Mrs Trips and I would like a couple too if they are produced.
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Add me to the list!
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I'm not into football tops in general, but I'd gladly wear that, especially at Wembley!!
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I'd like to know what Che uses to wash his shirts. They're fucking brilliantly white!
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I'd like to know what Che uses to wash his shirts. They're fucking brilliantly white!
It was a washing powder invented by James Milner
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Yes, your whites are white, but are they Milner white?
Milner Automatic. He was alright on the right, now you'll be all white on the night. That's the Milner promise.
Milner. That's dirt telt.
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There should be a whole range of Milner cleaning products...
Milner Bleach....kills 100% of known germs and any stray cats that piss in your garden.
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10/10 cats prefer Milner Cat Food.
I bet he drinks Milner Black Label.
Happiness is a cigar called "Milner".
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Just look at these stubborn grease stains. My husband is a mechanic and theres very little need or point in having prisitine overalls as he's only going to get them all fucked up again, but still, I'd really like to twat this grease.
Well, have ya tried new Milner Greasetwatter?
Loooook, its full of no nonsense Yorkshire straight talking good honest stuff that gees grease some reet 'ommer.
Thas grease twatted is that.
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Take two bottles into the shower?
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I would also buy one of those T-shirts.
BUT i would like it to have a good quality. Seen some of these "cheap" printed t-shirts, that are bent out of shape after 1 wash.
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An extra large please!
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If you're genuinely interested in getting hold of one of these, the details are now in GM. If you're not a GM, PM me for the details and I'll send you the details by return...
(http://newsarse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/white-milner-t-shirt1.png)
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the thing that ruins it for me is the arms being chopped off on Milner (and Che come to think of it)
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Villans back Milner to dazzle
(PA) Tuesday 23 March 2010
Stiliyan Petrov believes his Aston Villa team-mate James Milner will be the star of the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa™, provided he maintains his current form. The Bulgarian is confident the versatile 24-year-old has the quality to make a telling impact for England if he is part of Fabio Capello's squad.
The Three Lions coach saw Milner turn in another fine display, despite scoring an own goal, during Saturday's 2-2 home draw with Wolverhampton Wanderers.
"James was a wide player, but he has always preferred to play in the middle," explained Petrov. "He has been doing really well. His energy is amazing and he has helped the team a lot.
He can play anywhere. He has been brilliant and if he continues to progress like that, he will be the star of the World Cup.
Stiliyan Petrov on James Milner
"He can play anywhere. He has been brilliant and if he continues to progress like that, he will be the star of the World Cup. He has both the ability and the attitude to make a real impact.
"He has scored ten goals from midfield, which is really good. He has the licence to get forward and he shows great composure in front of goal. His work-rate is great, as well. He deserves everything he gets."
Villa winger Ashley Young echoed Petrov's sentiments about Milner, who was signed from Newcastle United in 2008 for a club record £12m.
"Regardless of what position James has played, he's just been tremendous all season," said the former Watford player. He's definitely a contender to be player of the season already.
"He has been fantastic for us and the way he goes about his job is just exceptional. We've got quality players in the middle there like James and Stiliyan but then we've got the likes of Steve Sidwell and Fabian Delph too. We've got competition but Milly has been brilliant for us, just brilliant."
Fifa.com - Clicky (http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/news/newsid=1184238.html)
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the thing that ruins it for me is the arms being chopped off on Milner (and Che come to think of it)
which is somewhat ironic given your user name!
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Saw James at the Premier League Darts at the NIA last night. Got autographs and a great photo. Top bloke.
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Saw James at the Premier League Darts at the NIA last night. Got autographs and a great photo. Top bloke.
Did he win?
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Saw James at the Premier League Darts at the NIA last night. Got autographs and a great photo. Top bloke.
Craig Gardner was there as well, all my Blues mates were swarming around him like flies round shit.
He said to them that if he scores against us, he wants to run and smack Ashley Young.
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the thing that ruins it for me is the arms being chopped off on Milner (and Che come to think of it)
which is somewhat ironic given your user name!
HA!
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If Carlsberg made footballers, they'de probably be called JAMES MILNER
4th Jan 1986 is the day GOD changed the world. James Milner was born.
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Saw James at the Premier League Darts at the NIA last night. Got autographs and a great photo. Top bloke.
Craig Gardner was there as well, all my Blues mates were swarming around him like flies round shit.
He said to them that if he scores against us, he wants to run and smack Ashley Young.
As was someone called Gary O'connor. He drank about 20 WKDs / Smirnoff Ices, one after the other. Big Girl's Blouse.
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Saw James at the Premier League Darts at the NIA last night. Got autographs and a great photo. Top bloke.
Did he win?
Yeah, threw blind. 8 straight legs, all nine darters. He then gave a lesson in awesomeness to Phil Taylor, and punched Geoff Horsefield in face.
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Saw James at the Premier League Darts at the NIA last night. Got autographs and a great photo. Top bloke.
Craig Gardner was there as well, all my Blues mates were swarming around him like flies round shit.
He said to them that if he scores against us, he wants to run and smack Ashley Young.
Ashley will be safe enough so...
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Saw James at the Premier League Darts at the NIA last night. Got autographs and a great photo. Top bloke.
Craig Gardner was there as well, all my Blues mates were swarming around him like flies round shit.
He said to them that if he scores against us, he wants to run and smack Ashley Young.
As was someone called Gary O'connor. He drank about 20 WKDs / Smirnoff Ices, one after the other. Big Girl's Blouse.
I can't remember where I read it, possibly When Saturday Comes who are usually very good at this sort of thing, but I once saw Garry O'Connor being described as looking like someone who would be more at home hurling half consumed bottles of Merrydown at the policemen trying to dismantle a Spiral Tribe PA system than on a football pitch.
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Saw James at the Premier League Darts at the NIA last night. Got autographs and a great photo. Top bloke.
Craig Gardner was there as well, all my Blues mates were swarming around him like flies round shit.
He said to them that if he scores against us, he wants to run and smack Ashley Young.
Ashley will be safe enough so...
Yep. To be fair to Gardner though, there's a few villa fans on here who'd probably like to run up to Ashley Young and smack him. Give the little fecker a genuine reason to fall over!
;-)
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Fabio Capello picks James Milner to be England’s unlikely star
(http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00702/milner_celeb_585_702681a.jpg)
Milner has been one of the main reasons behind Aston Villa's challenge for a European place.
Gabriele Marcotti, European Football Correspondent and twat.
Fabio Capello has identified James Milner as the “most improved” England player this season while insisting that he is “quite happy” with the goalkeeping situation and that Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard can, in fact, play together — provided that they are in good form.
The England manager, who was speaking to Gol Televisión, the Spanish broadcaster, also issued a plea to supporters. “Have faith, because I have faith,” he said. “I’m here because I believe in this team. And I believe that we have a real chance in South Africa.”
When asked which players caught his eye, Capello had no hesitation in singling out Milner, the Aston Villa midfield player. “Last season, Theo Walcott was a surprise to us, he came in and was very important in crucial qualifying games,” Capello said. “This year our most improved player is Milner. He played with us three or four times and he will be part of the squad.
“Plus, of course, there is [Wayne] Rooney who this year has scored plenty of goals, both for his club and his country. He’s been devastating this season and I can only hope he’ll carry that form with him to South Africa.”
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The England manager confirmed that form will be decisive in team selection, particularly when it comes to Lampard and Gerrard. “I think good players can always play together, but a lot depends on what kind of form they’re in,” he said. “In a team you have to play the players who are in the best possible form. That said, both are important players who are very talented and that’s why I say I believe they can play together.
“In fact, they’ve shown on many occasions that they are the kind of players who can swing a match your way.”
The goalkeeping situation — cited by many as a possible source of concern — does not seem to worry Capello. He hinted that he had made up his mind regarding the three goalkeepers who will make the trip. “I’m fairly happy,” he said. “We’ve got [Robert] Green, [David] James who is older and experienced and [Joe] Hart who is young. I don’t think we have a problem when it comes to goalkeepers.”
Capello also addressed the issue of the captaincy and Wayne Bridge’s retirement from international duty. “The players know that I believe the armband must go to a player who can be an example to youngsters,” he said. “And what happened with Terry was not good. That’s why I explained to him that he could not continue as captain but would continue to be a leader on the pitch and important player for us.
“As for Bridge, he has time to change his mind. The situation is still very raw for him.”
Capello confirmed that David Beckham, despite his injury, has been invited to join the squad in South Africa. “To the English he’s a symbol and for us he was very, very important,” he said. “And so we asked him along. It’s up to him whether he’s going to join us.”
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Does the fact that he says he is happy with the goalkeeping situation discredit any praise he has given Milner????
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I don't like Milner being described as this year's Walcott. Not exactly a great precedent to follow, either in the World Cup or afterwards.
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the thing that ruins it for me is the arms being chopped off on Milner (and Che come to think of it)
which is somewhat ironic given your user name!
Had a little laugh at that when i saw the 'stumpy' username ...........
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When's the squad announced? I'm gonna get an England shirt with Milner on the back when it is. But need to get the squad numbers first!
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When's the squad announced? I'm gonna get an England shirt with Milner on the back when it is. But need to get the squad numbers first!
Just get Heskey and no 9 mate. Nailed on! ;-)
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villa fan at wembley: 'what's that on your t-shirt?'
Me: 'Che Guevara and the very awesome james milner'
Villa fan: 'Guevara? Does he play for Man City?'
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outstanding so far... only player thats turned up....
If he left us in the summer i couldn't blame him... stands head and shoulders above anyone in this team....
*goes back to watch us die on our arse against the toffee's*
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Agreed, the most industriously effective player in the league at the moment. Hate to see him leave.
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He's up for young PFA player of the year.
Congratulations...and rightly so.
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Man Utd should and may try to sign him. Brilliant for us lastnight, like a Rooney in midfield.
I hope he stays, 12 million seems like a snip, we'll be saying the same thing about Downing next year.
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If only there was some way we could not sell him and tell Man Utd to fuck off...
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He is fantastic player, he was behind everything last night.
A bit of the Rooneys about him last night.
Give him 3 more years , he will in same class as Gerrard, Rooney and Lampard in press view
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This young player of the year stuff confuses me. Wayne Rooney is 25 in October and he's still up for it. I'd have thought that would have been too old.
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I thought his passing was awful last night.
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I thought his passing was awful last night.
Really? I'd like to see stats backing that up, I couldn't see much wrong with it. Sure, he was none too inspiring with it, but he had fewer options than a stockbroker circa 1930, so I don't think he's totally to blame for that.
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I thought his passing was awful last night.
Really? I'd like to see stats backing that up, I couldn't see much wrong with it. Sure, he was none too inspiring with it, but he had fewer options than a stockbroker circa 1930, so I don't think he's totally to blame for that.
He gave the ball away lots of times, far from our worst player, but he played poorly by his standards I thought.
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I thought his passing was awful last night.
Really? I'd like to see stats backing that up, I couldn't see much wrong with it. Sure, he was none too inspiring with it, but he had fewer options than a stockbroker circa 1930, so I don't think he's totally to blame for that.
I agree with Monty. Except for the cross for the goal, his passing last night was abysmal. I recall at least 5 or 6 passes which went to or were cut out by an Everton player. I put it down to him having to do all of the running for Petrov, Young and Downing giving him tired legs.
He was still our best player by a mile.
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His passing wasn't the best, but it is sometimes difficult to pick a pass when nobody makes a move into space so you can find them. That is the weakest part of our play, and has been all season.
Downing's passing last night was terrible, even when he had a man in space.
Christ knows how many times he had a man running through to pass to, and instead of opting to play it into the space in front of him, he opted to play it either behind them or to where they were at that moment.
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Passing was shit... did you see his work rate....
and that one move when he chased the long cross, kept it in..got up took on the defender and crossed it in all in the space of 2 seconds!
Like all great players, he can have a bad game by his standards and still be the best player on the park
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James Milner eats Three shreaded wheat.. and a double cheese and bacon burger from MY burger van for his pre match meal
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I thought his passing was awful last night.
Really? I'd like to see stats backing that up, I couldn't see much wrong with it. Sure, he was none too inspiring with it, but he had fewer options than a stockbroker circa 1930, so I don't think he's totally to blame for that.
I agree with Monty. Except for the cross for the goal, his passing last night was abysmal. I recall at least 5 or 6 passes which went to or were cut out by an Everton player. I put it down to him having to do all of the running for Petrov, Young and Downing giving him tired legs.
He was still our best player by a mile.
So you mean you agree with me?
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Passing was shit... did you see his work rate....
and that one move when he chased the long cross, kept it in..got up took on the defender and crossed it in all in the space of 2 seconds!
Like all great players, he can have a bad game by his standards and still be the best player on the park
I did see his workrate, it was tremendous.
He wasn't the best player on the pitch though.
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Milner is the only player in our side who looks match fit.
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Passing was shit... did you see his work rate....
and that one move when he chased the long cross, kept it in..got up took on the defender and crossed it in all in the space of 2 seconds!
Like all great players, he can have a bad game by his standards and still be the best player on the park
I did see his workrate, it was tremendous.
He wasn't the best player on the pitch though.
Who did you think was?
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Passing was shit... did you see his work rate....
and that one move when he chased the long cross, kept it in..got up took on the defender and crossed it in all in the space of 2 seconds!
Like all great players, he can have a bad game by his standards and still be the best player on the park
I did see his workrate, it was tremendous.
He wasn't the best player on the pitch though.
Who did you think was?
Baines, Cahill and Pienaar were better. I also think Cuellar was our best player, a dodgy last 15 minutes aside.
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Passing was shit... did you see his work rate....
and that one move when he chased the long cross, kept it in..got up took on the defender and crossed it in all in the space of 2 seconds!
Like all great players, he can have a bad game by his standards and still be the best player on the park
I did see his workrate, it was tremendous.
He wasn't the best player on the pitch though.
Who did you think was?
Baines, Cahill and Pienaar were better. I also think Cuellar was our best player, a dodgy last 15 minutes aside.
I thought Cuellar was decent defending, he's just shite coming forward, but that's not his fault. MON is not using his brain.
Baines was decent, as was Neville.
Pienaar has that burst of energy in the middle that we really lack.
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I thought getting forward was Cuellar's biggest improvement. I'd still play Young or Beye at right back though.
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Pienaar has that burst of energy in the middle that we really lack.
I like Pienaar. And Cahill. And Baines and Jagielka.
How much did that lot cost?
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About £15m I think.
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Good business. Esp Pienaar and Cahill.
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Pienaar has that burst of energy in the middle that we really lack.
I like Pienaar. And Cahill. And Baines and Jagielka.
How much did that lot cost?
The price of Downing and Beye.
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Passing was shit... did you see his work rate....
and that one move when he chased the long cross, kept it in..got up took on the defender and crossed it in all in the space of 2 seconds!
Like all great players, he can have a bad game by his standards and still be the best player on the park
I did see his workrate, it was tremendous.
He wasn't the best player on the pitch though.
Who did you think was?
Baines, Cahill and Pienaar were better. I also think Cuellar was our best player, a dodgy last 15 minutes aside.
I thought Cuellar was decent defending, he's just shite coming forward, but that's not his fault. MON is not using his brain.
I thought he was our best player at Wembley... He seems to have got some of the aspects of playing right back.
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LINKY (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8619871.stm)
World Cup scouting: attacking midfield
James Milner and Frank Lampard
Is Milner close to usurping Lampard in the England team?
By Alan Shearer
Former England captain and BBC Sport pundit
Of the many stories that emerged from last weekend's FA Cup semi-finals, there was one that may have been overlooked.
Sure, there was Portsmouth's shock victory over Tottenham, renewed criticism of the Wembley pitch, and John Terry's tackle on England team-mate James Milner, but Frank Lampard also bagged his 22nd goal of the season for Chelsea.
His strike sealed a 3-0 victory over Aston Villa and helped put the Blues on course for a league and Cup double. It also meant Lampard has now scored more goals in a single season than ever before.
And with the World Cup in South Africa just over eight weeks away, that can only be very good news for England.
Last week, Lee Dixon talked about the defensive midfield options for England boss Fabio Capello. As far as the attacking midfield role is concerned, the 31-year-old Lampard is once again the man in pole.
But there are a few challengers to his position, including Milner, who has surprised many, including me, with the way he has adapted so well to the central midfield role at Villa. He has been a real force this season and his form has had Capello rightly purring.
I've already outlined my thoughts for the right side of England's midfield and next week I will look at the choices on England's left, but this week I will assess Milner's chances of breaking into the England midfield.
THE CONTENDERS
It is pretty safe to say that both Lampard and Milner will be in Capello's provisional squad when it is announced on 16 May. In my view, both will make his final 23-man squad on 1 June, too.
Milner's versatility means he can play anywhere in midfield, but he has a tough job getting into the starting line-up.
He is not going to beat Lampard, Steve Gerrard or Gareth Barry to a starting spot, so that leaves the right side of midfield. But with pacy pair Aaron Lennon and Theo Walcott vying for that position, would Milner make it?
Michael Carrick is a contender in central midfield, of course, but Dixon spoke about him last week and feels he is more of a holding midfielder. Milner provides more dynamism and has definitely overtaken the likes of Jermaine Jenas in the pecking order.
From an attacking perspective, England's midfield is blessed with riches. Not only can they call upon Lampard but there is always the option of bringing Gerrard into the middle. Personally, I think that is the Liverpool captain's best position.
The problem for Gerrard is that employing Lampard in front of Barry proved very successful for England in their World Cup qualifying campaign, so I don't think Capello will change that.
Why would you want to alter something that has worked so well?
STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES
The fact that Milner is pushing for a starting spot has come as a pleasant surprise to me, but I'm not shocked he is looking a certainty for England's World Cup squad.
I know him quite well from the time we played together at Newcastle. I can tell you first-hand that he has a tremendous attitude and works very, very hard.
What impressed me most about him was that he always wanted to improve. He was one of those players who you had to drag off the training pitch. It appears he is reaping the rewards for all that effort.
LAMPARD AND MILNER THIS SEASON
Frank Lampard and James Milner
32 -- League appearances -- 30
17 ------- League goals ------- 5
14 ------ League assists ------ 11
77 ---- Total England caps ---- 7
20 ---- Total England goals ---- 0
Milner is a pretty smart lad, too, and was always prepared to listen. I expect he relishes working under managers like Martin O'Neill and Capello.
With 10 goals and 11 assists in the Premier League so far this season, he is definitely a creative player with attacking intent, but he still has some way to match Lampard.
The former West Ham midfielder has scored 20 or more goals in his last five seasons at Chelsea, an incredible achievement for a central midfielder - albeit an attacking one.
A lot of strikers would be delighted with those kind of statistics. I think that puts his achievements into perspective.
But there is a lot more to Lampard than just his goals. For a start, only Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas has more assists in the Premier League than the Chelsea star this season - Lampard has 14 of them.
There is his hunger and desire, too. It seems if you are beyond 30-years-old and you have one bad game, you are past it, but Lampard has not had many of those over the last few years.
For me, he just keeps getting better and better. His goalscoring record this season backs that up.
It helps that he plays the same role for England as he does for Chelsea, although he did feature in a slightly different position earlier in the season under Carlo Ancelotti.
VERDICT
Gerrard might be more suited to playing an attacking role in the middle of midfield, but Lampard is my choice.
England have flourished with the Chelsea man in that position, qualifying with ease for the World Cup finals in South Africa.
As for Milner, he is a very good option to have on the bench, although I think there is more to come from my former Newcastle team-mate.
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Has to learn sometimes to pass the ball earlier instead of trying to shield the ball from 2-3 players around him and eventually losing it.
Nice cross for the goal and nearly a fantastic assist for the Cuellar header that showed all that is good about the PFA young player of the year.
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Firstly, Cuellar was awful - both in attack and defence.
Secondly, Milner was excellent - always running - always trying.
It's not just effort either - he has ability in spades.
I really do hope we can hold on to him.
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I was just thinking, in the light of the transfer speculation that has kicked off, whether Milner could possibly be a little bit less awesome for us. The odd really bad game here and there. Maybe sit the World Cup out with a groin twinge. Hold back on the hadron-colliding, world poverty-solving, British Islands de-virginising and just plain concretin' around until the transfer window is safely closed again.
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OMG.
That is all.
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(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/villava222/IMG_0206.jpg)
OMG.
That is all.
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Thanks for that VillaVA - I've been looking for a related pic all morning! <smiley>
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Here's another couple, just to send TroyEccles completely over the edge...
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James Milner is awesome because he scored a penalty against the draggers, he's a legend regardless of the rest of his years in the game.
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James Milner is awesome because he scored a penalty against the draggers, he's a legend regardless of the rest of his years in the game.
and you knew he would..
If it had been Carew, I would not have watched it...
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James Collins couldn't watch!
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His coolness taking that pen under pressure today will have impressed the watching Fabio.
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And of course, this clicky (http://www.heroesandvillains.info/discuss/viewtopic.php?t=38331) adds to his awesomeness.
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The quality I find most awesome is that the guy is so timeless. You get the feeling that you can go back to any era of football in the past or forward to any era yet to come and from the rollcall of great footballers of that era there would be James Milner looking back at you.
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James Milner is so awesome he won young player of the year!
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James Milner can turn crude oil into petrol with just a harsh stare, which is why the Arabs really want him.
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The quality I find most awesome is that the guy is so timeless. You get the feeling that you can go back to any era of football in the past or forward to any era yet to come and from the rollcall of great footballers of that era there would be James Milner looking back at you.
Hmm. Yes.
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James Milner can turn crude oil into petrol with just a harsh stare, which is why the Arabs really want him.
Not many people know this, but Milner has in fact been deployed on the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico for the last two weeks, turning crude oil into Kentucky Fried Chicken by twitching his jaw muscles. That's why the Americans want to keep him.
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If he goes to Man City, awesome or not, this thread is going to the place we put threads we never, ever want to see again, quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.
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If he goes to Man City, awesome or not, this thread is going to the place we put threads we never, ever want to see again, quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.
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Ne'er hath Paulie a truer word spake. If he goes to Real Madrid or something we can keep the thread and honour him. If he goes to Man City, the pain would be far, far too much.
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If he goes to Man City, awesome or not, this thread is going to the place we put threads we never, ever want to see again, quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.
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Milly's home planet?
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JAMES MILNER has snubbed Manchester United and told friends he wants to join their arch rivals Liverpool.
United, Chelsea and Manchester City are all desperate to land Aston Villa's 24-year-old England midfielder.
And Villa boss Martin O'Neill has demanded the Midlanders slap a massive £40million price tag on the player.
But with O'Neill also being linked to the manager's job at Anfield if Kop boss Rafa Benitez goes this summer, Milner has not ruled out a dream Liverpool move.
Sources close to Milner insisted: "Being born in Leeds, there is no way James wants to play for Manchester United.
"His preferred Premier League club is Liverpool."
But if O'Neill stays at Villa Park that option will be KO'd - leaving City and Chelsea to slug it out.
O'Neill is realistic enough to know Villa cannot compete with the money at City's disposal even if owner Randy Lerner doubles Milner's current £45,000-a-week wages.
But he doesn't want Villa to roll over when City up their offer to nearer £25m and will make City's Arab billionaires to pay through the nose in any transfer negotiations.
A source close to O'Neill said: "Martin doesn't want to start the summer feeling like he's pushing a rock up a mountain because the club have let Milner go too cheaply.
"This is a player Villa have turned into an England international, who has been one of the most consistent players in the Premier League and who has discovered a whole new role in central midfield thanks to Martin.
"To let somebody of that quality and stature go without a fight and at a price City believe is a bargan would be counter-productive.
"Nobody at Villa wants to see Milner leave and the club will speak with him before he goes to the World Cup about a contract extension.
"But if his heart is set on leaving, then Villa must get the absolute top price for him."
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Well Liverpool could never afford him.
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moved it over to the other thread as there seems to be about 30 bastard milner threads on the go again.
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If he goes to Man City, awesome or not, this thread is going to the place we put threads we never, ever want to see again, quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.
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Ne'er hath Paulie a truer word spake. If he goes to Real Madrid or something we can keep the thread and honour him. If he goes to Man City, the pain would be far, far too much.
Maybe we could flog them the thread, for an extra £10m or so.
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These friends of Milner can't be that much of a good crew if they run to the papers with stories about him and what he wants. 'Sources close to...' means its total bollocks.
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Makes absolutely no sense that he would want to leave Villa for Liverpool given that they were supposedly the other club in for him when we bought him, and they have depreciated since then.
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Why go to Liverpool ? Gerrard and Torres will leave in the summer and they will be a mid table team ............
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Liverpool seem to be getting linked with players left, right and centre, despite them not having a pot to piss in.
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James Milner is so awesome he turned £12M into £30M in two seasons?
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James Milner bumped this thread just by blinking.
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James Milner is totally awesome in the field of money grabbing twattishness.
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James Milner will have the biggest wallet ever!
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James Milner will have one of the best seats in the house when Villa come to City of Manchester stadium
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In Soviet Russia, James Milner is a twat.
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Benedict Arnold surrendered Westpoint to the hated British.
Oh no, sorry, it was James Milner.
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from hero to villain.......
I'll get me coat
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Milner's rubbish, i've never rated him tbh. He was never special a Leeds, honestly I don't see what all the crack about him is.
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Rubbish is a rather niave statement. He is class but more known for his work rate and vision. Which is essential in top flight football..........
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Rubbish is a rather niave statement. He is class but more known for his work rate and vision. Which is essential in top flight football..........
Agree.
He does have more skill than often given credit for, but he aint no Messi, and we have to take solace in that - we haven't lost a top, top world class player - we've lost James MIlner, a player born in Leeds who has no real tie to AVFC and from whom we will make a tidy profit somehow.
Whether that's in the guise of two quality players PLUS cash coming our way, we'll have to wait and see.
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A modern day upgrade on Des Bremner / Frank Carrodus. Not a top quality central or wide midfield player.
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His work-rate is superb and he knows how to play the game. I'm not too proud to admit that should he go, we'd be losing a very, very good player.
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Milner could end up staying after MON threatens to blow off his knee caps for calling him a liar ???
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Sorry to drag this old topic up but I didn't know where else to post.
Anyone else see the Man. City v Leeds game? Jimmy Milner spent the entire first half trying to knock seven shades of shit out of Stephen Warnock and I thought the title of the thread was very apt.
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Warnock was a trouble maker and no doubt rubbed a lot of players up the wrong way.
I hope he was kicking him for letting Yanited get that easy cross into the box in the final or for giving away that stupid penalty at the Council House when we were 1-0 up and going for 4th.
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Sorry to drag this old topic up but I didn't know where else to post.
Anyone else see the Man. City v Leeds game? Jimmy Milner spent the entire first half trying to knock seven shades of shit out of Stephen Warnock and I thought the title of the thread was very apt.
Good lad, Jimmy!
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Warnock was a trouble maker and no doubt rubbed a lot of players up the wrong way.
I hope he was kicking him for letting Yanited get that easy cross into the box in the final or for giving away that stupid penalty at the Council House when we were 1-0 up and going for 4th.
Not to mention the penalty that set Chelski on their way to the 7-1. One of the clumsiest tackles I've ever seen.
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Only one man can save us...
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Of every player we`ve lost over the last few years, i despise those tossers at the Etished for that.
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HE'S NOT COMING BACK, LOCK THIS THREAD
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Cant we just appoint him as a player manager?
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Am I missing something? Why has this thread become active again?
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Would love him back as player manager
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Am I missing something? Why has this thread become active again?
Shit went down, man.
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Ha ha ha. Talk about flogging a dead horse. Shut the front door with this shit!
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This thread was amusing back in the day...nearly as good as "why didn't Barry take the penalty.....?"
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Every time I see him play I think he gets better. Not that it's any consolation to us of course.
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“I was thinking what could have happened had I kicked on from that one season at Aston Villa where I played centrally and what could have happened if I’d carried on like that. Who knows?”
Well maybe he should've thought about that a bit more at the time.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jul/13/james-milner-why-i-moved-to-liverpool
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“I was thinking what could have happened had I kicked on from that one season at Aston Villa where I played centrally and what could have happened if I’d carried on like that. Who knows?”
Well maybe he should've thought about that a bit more at the time.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jul/13/james-milner-why-i-moved-to-liverpool
A real shame but he got away from the club at the right time, chose the wrong move however
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Another season under Houllier and McAllister would have done him no harm at all. It may have spared us McLeish too and actually established a career for him as central midfielder in the national squad.
He really does articulate the problems of big moves to monied teams. He seems to be saying that not only is it hard to stake a claim, the dice are actually stacked against 'non exotic' signings.
However he got there, I am convinced Delph made the right decision.
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However he got there, I am convinced Delph made the right decision.
Delph has made the right decision, but I'm convinced that with another season under his belt at Villa at the end of which he should be a well established England regular and will have played at the Euros he will leave. With that extra experience he will be virtually guaranteed a starting position wherever he goes, Milner left too early to deserve that at one of the bigger clubs.
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Lock, delete and burn this thread. Now.
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how Milner gets this iconic status I just don't get
in his first period with us I don't even think he was all that great, when he got moved to a more central midfield he was more impressive
but considering he wasn't with us all that long and scootered off as soon as City came in for him his reputation is overhyped.......................imo
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He is average and all effort, most fans will overlook ability if they run their socks off. See Kuyt at 'The Mighty Reds YNWA'...average player but went the like Duracell bunny.
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He is average and all effort, most fans will overlook ability if they run their socks off. See Kuyt at 'The Mighty Reds YNWA'...average player but went the like Duracell bunny.
To summarize, this is bollocks.
And yes, please destroy this thread.