On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
TY-RONE MINGS
Dada dada da
Da da da
Dada dada da
And Aston Villa FC.
After all, everyone sings 'five gold rings' with gusto then can't really be arsed. You could put proper words in but everyone can dadada, then there's an Aston Villa FC for the sake of it. Take that, X Factor. (Did I mention, my grandma died and I'm still sad about it. I think of her every time I pen a football chant).