Summer transfer, gossip, speculation thread

[cheltenhamlion]

Goalie Edouard Mendy on ClickBait

Nooo not another foreign keeper please

Agreed. Yashin, Schmeichel and Buffon were all wank.

think he’s more talking about our recent goalie signings not fucking Buffon

He's definitely not talking about fucking Buffon. At least, I don't think he is.

I don't know. Pagliuca was a handsome chap when he popped into The Bartons to see us.

[Chinchilla Bathhouse]

Buffon's been linked with Leeds this week.

[john e]

Buffon's been linked with Leeds this week.

Guaranteed shirt seller

[purpletrousers]

Any chance of getting an African Reverser between the sticks?

The African Mrs asked why I laughed aloud, just had to try to explain the ACR thread, she is smiled sweetly in response occasionally drifting off between contractions...

[Toronto Villa]

Spurs apparently signing the young lad Clarke from Leeds for £8.5m which if true is a good deal. How the fuck that makes the lad we are after £30m is beyond me (if you believe the media)

[Steve67]

Spurs apparently signing the young lad Clarke from Leeds for £8.5m which if true is a good deal. How the fuck that makes the lad we are after £30m is beyond me (if you believe the media)

I am struggling to understand why we are not in for the lad either, specially at that price.

[cdbearsfan]

Buffon's been linked with Leeds this week.

Well, I was undecided but I'm definitely not shagging him now.

[jwarry]

Spurs apparently signing the young lad Clarke from Leeds for £8.5m which if true is a good deal. How the fuck that makes the lad we are after £30m is beyond me (if you believe the media)

I am struggling to understand why we are not in for the lad either, specially at that price.

Smells of classic Levy pushing the media to me

[cheltenhamlion]

Any chance of getting an African Reverser between the sticks?

The African Mrs asked why I laughed aloud, just had to try to explain the ACR thread, she is smiled sweetly in response occasionally drifting off between contractions...

Tell her to squeeze it back up! There are signings to be done here!

[mike]

Any chance of getting an African Reverser between the sticks?

The African Mrs asked why I laughed aloud, just had to try to explain the ACR thread, she is smiled sweetly in response occasionally drifting off between contractions...

Sending messages on H and V while your wife is giving birth... I take it you're a laid back kind of guy. Just a warning if it's your first, things get worse shortly, but don't worry it all comes to an end and you will forget the pain when you see your new child. I think it's pretty tough for the woman, too.

[dave shelley]

My daughter was born at five-to-four in the morning and the selfish bleeders didn't have a chair for me in the delivery room.  The missus was all right, she was lying down.

Best of luck to you both Purpletrousers.

[Steve67]

Speculation on Stoke City twitter that Butland to Villa is done.  Reported elsewhere!

Good luck to those of you having children.  Best thing in life.  Try not to cry!

[Toronto Villa]

We need to get cracking on a few signings. I see Gomes has joined Everton and Spurs are about to lash out £65m on Tanguy Ndombele from Lyon.

[cdbearsfan]

I'm hoping we will have a mad week soon where we sign about half a dozen players. I don't think my nerves can take us still being desperately short of players with days or even hours of the transfer window left.

[PeterWithesShin]

I'm not sure Spurs signing their first player since Jan 2018 is any reason for us to panic!