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Author Topic: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan  (Read 8774 times)

Offline Villa in Denmark

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #135 on: January 12, 2019, 09:31:37 PM »
The only consolation is it´s only a loan so we´re only on the hook for  6 months wages instead of 3 years plus a transfer fee.

Offline Matt C

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #136 on: January 12, 2019, 09:37:54 PM »
Thought he was coming on at left back today in lieu of the utterly hapless Taylor, the Elpnick swap seemed a bit odd but either way, horrendous debut.

Offline XXVilla

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #137 on: January 12, 2019, 09:39:13 PM »
And here he is written off already

Offline brian green

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #138 on: January 12, 2019, 09:40:17 PM »
With our track record if he comes good the Dogheads will be allowed to snatch him back and if he continues to play like he did today he will get a 5 year contract.  See Agbonlahor G, Richards M.

Offline XXVilla

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #139 on: January 12, 2019, 09:45:41 PM »
With our track record if he comes good the Dogheads will be allowed to snatch him back and if he continues to play like he did today he will get a 5 year contract.  See Agbonlahor G, Richards M.

We have an option to buy don’t we?

Offline brian green

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #140 on: January 12, 2019, 09:49:40 PM »
We should have but if the clerical department at VP are as incompetent as the players the option is probably for Courteney Howes.

Offline hilts_coolerking

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #141 on: January 12, 2019, 09:50:25 PM »
He was shit today.  Let's hope he becomes a better footballer by next Saturday.

Online TheMalandro

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #142 on: January 12, 2019, 10:23:45 PM »
Termites, subsidence, wet rot, dry rot, rising damp, lead, asbestos, Japanese knotweed and mundic.
Hause of cards.

No wonder we couldn’t get a mortgage.

Offline Risso

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #143 on: January 12, 2019, 10:28:15 PM »
How do you pronounce his name? / haʊz / / hɔːz / / həʊz / ...?

Deano pronounced it as Howser today.

So he's 'Doogie' from now on :)

Doogie Hause MD (Massive Disappointment)

Offline LeeB

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #144 on: January 12, 2019, 10:42:17 PM »
Monstrous Distribution.

Offline Risso

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #145 on: January 12, 2019, 10:43:11 PM »
Miserable Doghead

Offline TopDeck113

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #146 on: January 12, 2019, 10:47:07 PM »
Merde Debut

Offline hilts_coolerking

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #147 on: January 12, 2019, 11:16:19 PM »
Mince Defender

Online TheMalandro

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #148 on: January 13, 2019, 01:20:26 AM »
Micah’s doppelgänger.

Offline Ads

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Re: Kortney Hause - Signed on Loan
« Reply #149 on: January 13, 2019, 08:14:02 AM »
I've been in the gym and doing Crossfit over Christmas, so stayed in nick. I played football for the first time in a month on Monday and I was as sharp as a butter knife. Absolutely fuck knows how many times that would be amplified playing professionally.

An utterly moronic sub.