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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #300 on: December 06, 2018, 07:46:25 PM »
Tom will have to be coaxed from Lancs. Upon reading the rumours linking him to Villa, just last night he was heard sobbing to this parents "Mother, father, I think that I would rather, stay at home with you for another year, a-he-ee-year."

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #301 on: December 06, 2018, 07:58:18 PM »
These puns are going right over my head. Absolutely bliss.

You lot listen to some shite.

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #302 on: December 06, 2018, 08:53:23 PM »
These puns are going right over my head. Absolutely bliss.

You lot listen to talk some shite.

Fixed  ;)

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #303 on: December 07, 2018, 07:30:21 PM »
When I first met Heaton, well I thought he was alright.

(one for the aficionados there).

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #304 on: December 12, 2018, 01:12:38 PM »
New scout is former Atlético Madrid player Juanfran apparently.

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #305 on: December 12, 2018, 01:39:40 PM »
New scout is former Atlético Madrid player Juanfran apparently.

https://www.marca.com/futbol/celta/2018/12/10/5c0e3b8422601dcc388b4635.html

I think he's the 'other' Juanfran. I think the chap at Atletico is still playing. Though I may well be completely wrong!
« Last Edit: December 12, 2018, 01:42:59 PM by Axl Rose »

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #306 on: December 12, 2018, 05:09:20 PM »
The other one is the founder of the Juanfran Crisp  Co.

Offline CT Villan

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #307 on: December 12, 2018, 07:06:54 PM »
New scout is former Atlético Madrid player Juanfran apparently.

https://www.marca.com/futbol/celta/2018/12/10/5c0e3b8422601dcc388b4635.html

I think he's the 'other' Juanfran. I think the chap at Atletico is still playing. Though I may well be completely wrong!

Crap, I've been searching all day for a Housemartins or Beautiful South song called 'Juanfran'   :o ;D

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #308 on: December 12, 2018, 09:29:53 PM »
Didn't David Kossof have a brother called Juan?

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #309 on: December 13, 2018, 12:41:51 AM »
Didn't David Kossof have a brother called Juan?

God Almighty ......

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #310 on: December 13, 2018, 12:57:23 AM »
Lolorama

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #311 on: December 13, 2018, 01:20:19 AM »
I think its the Juanfran who knocked us out of the Intertoto Cup with Celta Vigo in 2000. It looks like he was at Valencia when Pitarch was the Sporting Director. He will have something to talk about with Ian Taylor.

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Schoch then grabbed the spotlight again when he sent off Ian Taylor two minutes into the second half.

He ruled that the Villa midfielder had dived as he was challenged by JuanFran and waved a second yellow card in his direction.
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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #312 on: December 13, 2018, 08:53:24 AM »
Bizzarest ending to a game ever (apart from when George Boateng threw a football boot over one of the little baby stands at Filbert Street...or did I imagine that?).

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #313 on: December 13, 2018, 12:40:10 PM »
I think it was muzzy izzets boot! He also waved this hand around his nose saying izzets breath stunk. But I always remember it being Taylor not boateng

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Re: Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread
« Reply #314 on: December 13, 2018, 01:26:36 PM »
I think its the Juanfran who knocked us out of the Intertoto Cup with Celta Vigo in 2000. It looks like he was at Valencia when Pitarch was the Sporting Director. He will have something to talk about with Ian Taylor.

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Schoch then grabbed the spotlight again when he sent off Ian Taylor two minutes into the second half.

He ruled that the Villa midfielder had dived as he was challenged by JuanFran and waved a second yellow card in his direction.
Good lord - the very notion of God's cousin diving is so unbelievable, the ref was obviously a moron and/or knew nothing about Ian Taylor !