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Author Topic: Dean Smith - Confirmed  (Read 267319 times)

Online WassallVillain

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4335 on: June 25, 2019, 09:34:58 PM »
I know he was at the Great Barr Conservative club attending a party recently. Friends of mine were at the same party. It doesnít necessarily mean youíre a Tory just because you visit such a place. Iíve been in myself. But who knows he may well be one theyíre not all bad.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4336 on: June 25, 2019, 10:00:28 PM »
Iíve been to doís at Smethwick and Blackheath Conservative Clubs. I always do a big shit in the bogs and donít flush*



*I donít actually do that

Offline CT Villan

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4337 on: June 26, 2019, 01:10:53 AM »
I also have it on very good authority that he frequently puts petrol in his car - must be an anthropogenic climate change-denying Tory. He probably beats-up kittens too. What an evil, evil man, he must be stopped at all costs.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4338 on: June 26, 2019, 02:52:02 AM »
I actually dont care, I just love the bloke.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4339 on: June 26, 2019, 06:58:41 AM »
Iíve been to doís at Smethwick and Blackheath Conservative Clubs. I always do a big shit in the bogs and donít flush*



*I donít actually do that

I went in Smethwick Conservative Club  not long back. If you like pictures of ex Tory leaders hanging on the wall whilst you're having a pint, it's fine. I didn't have a big shit in there though.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4340 on: June 26, 2019, 07:33:18 AM »
I used to go to Northfield Cons Club every Friday lunchtime when I worked at Kalamazoo.  The very clandestine reason for doing so?  I wanted a lunchtime drink and it was the closest place that sold it.  What a bastard.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4341 on: June 26, 2019, 08:26:37 AM »
Iíve been to doís at Smethwick and Blackheath Conservative Clubs. I always do a big shit in the bogs and donít flush*



*I donít actually do that

I went in Smethwick Conservative Club  not long back. If you like pictures of ex Tory leaders hanging on the wall whilst you're having a pint, it's fine. I didn't have a big shit in there though.

One of my best mates was raised there by his grandparents who were the stewards in the 80s. He was a card carrying Tory who stood for them in local council election...though he has now seen the light. Still a bitter bastard though.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4342 on: June 26, 2019, 09:23:54 AM »
I don't really get how it works. If you buy a drink in a Conservative Club, does any money go to the Conservative Party?

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4343 on: June 26, 2019, 09:49:35 AM »
Other than ideology there's no difference between a Con Club and eg a traditional working men's social club. As far as I know the main benefits are a. that the booze is cheaper and b. that it is available outside normal licencing hours if the club's statutes allow for this. Win.

Any profits made over the counter usually go towards the upkeep of the premises or staffing costs; surplus funds over and above these headline figures can end up in the hands of the local committee, who have discretion over what happens to it thereafter. In theory it could end up in the grubby mitts of Central Office but is more likely to be spent on those awful "IMA Twatt - Winning For The Conservatives" posters and placards at election time.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4344 on: June 26, 2019, 09:56:50 AM »
Iíve been to doís at Smethwick and Blackheath Conservative Clubs. I always do a big shit in the bogs and donít flush*



*I donít actually do that

I went in Smethwick Conservative Club  not long back. If you like pictures of ex Tory leaders hanging on the wall whilst you're having a pint, it's fine. I didn't have a big shit in there though.

You always were a wrong 'un.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4345 on: June 26, 2019, 10:10:40 AM »
I don't care if he's a Tory or not.  He's trying to make Villa successful again; he's not running for office.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4346 on: June 26, 2019, 10:36:38 AM »
I don't really get how it works. If you buy a drink in a Conservative Club, does any money go to the Conservative Party?

It comes directly to me so I can buy ever increasingly tall top hats.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4347 on: June 26, 2019, 11:28:00 AM »
You really need a different hat to go with each monocle, the look won't be complete otherwise.

My members club of choice is still the Small Heath Amateur Gardeners'.

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4348 on: June 26, 2019, 11:44:54 AM »
You really need a different hat to go with each monocle, the look won't be complete otherwise.

My members club of choice is still the Small Heath Amateur Gardeners'.
Is the groundsman at the Temple of Doom a member?

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #4349 on: June 26, 2019, 11:56:32 AM »
I don't really get how it works. If you buy a drink in a Conservative Club, does any money go to the Conservative Party?

I would imagine that a club has to pay a fee to be affiliated to the party each year.  I expect all the revenue from the hire of a hall is theirs to keep though.  Probably the same for all political party clubs.