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Author Topic: Dean Smith - Confirmed  (Read 210200 times)

Offline Ad@m

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #705 on: October 17, 2018, 12:36:18 PM »
I don't think we can start sucking each other's cocks just yet as the new team will take time to make changes but the future suddenly looks a lot brighter.

The sucking of anyone on here's cock does not feature in any of my definitions of a bright future. I will happily wank off a dog, or, if promotion depends on it, an incel.


I stuck my finger up my dogs bum once. Before anyone reports me to the RSPCA I should explain I was trying to shoo her upstairs so I could answer the door and by sheer fluke managed a direct hit with my middle finger. It was a traumatic experience for both of us. Afterwards I had to wash my hands like someone with OCD until they almost bled. There was also an awkward period of time afterwards when the dog and I couldn't look each other in the eye.
This has cracked me up!

Haha. Me too. I've just laughed loudly on the train.

Literally crying with laughter at my desk, getting very funny looks from all around me!

"What are you laughing at Adam?"

"Just reading about a bloke fingering his dog."

Offline Walmley_Villa

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #706 on: October 17, 2018, 12:38:18 PM »
Lol!

Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #707 on: October 17, 2018, 12:42:49 PM »
It sounds like the name of an episode of Friends.

"The One Where Damo Accidentally Fingered His Dog"

Offline Hookeysmith

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #708 on: October 17, 2018, 01:21:17 PM »
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There was also an awkward period of time afterwards when the dog and I couldn't look each other in the eye.

Lay back, smoked a cigarette and pondered how far this relationship would go  ;)

Offline Ian J

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #709 on: October 17, 2018, 01:41:21 PM »
It sounds like the name of an episode of Friends.

"The One Where Damo Accidentally Fingered His Dog"
After reading what Damo watches on the TV thread, I bet he's actually seen that one. ;)

Offline Pvb1968

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #710 on: October 17, 2018, 01:50:27 PM »
I don't think we can start sucking each other's cocks just yet as the new team will take time to make changes but the future suddenly looks a lot brighter.

The sucking of anyone on here's cock does not feature in any of my definitions of a bright future. I will happily wank off a dog, or, if promotion depends on it, an incel.


I stuck my finger up my dogs bum once. Before anyone reports me to the RSPCA I should explain I was trying to shoo her upstairs so I could answer the door and by sheer fluke managed a direct hit with my middle finger. It was a traumatic experience for both of us. Afterwards I had to wash my hands like someone with OCD until they almost bled. There was also an awkward period of time afterwards when the dog and I couldn't look each other in the eye.

I have never accidentally poked our beagles bum but whenever i have to tell him off he wont look me in the eye afterwards unless i apologies to him as my wife tells me ive hurt his fellings.

Offline The Moose

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #711 on: October 17, 2018, 04:16:15 PM »
I wonder if Dean Smith logs in here.....?

Online cdbullyweefan

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #712 on: October 17, 2018, 04:35:36 PM »
No I don't.

Offline brian green

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #713 on: October 17, 2018, 04:55:08 PM »
Bit pissed but FWIIW sticking your finger sharply up your dog's arse when you put it in the starting traps is a sure way of guaranteeing it hits the lid (flies out of the traps).

Offline Monty

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #714 on: October 17, 2018, 05:08:30 PM »
Bit pissed but FWIIW sticking your finger sharply up your dog's arse when you put it in the starting traps is a sure way of guaranteeing it hits the lid (flies out of the traps).

*Scrolling thread, learning about new manager, eyes widen in shock, closes thread, jumps out of window*

Offline olaftab

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #715 on: October 17, 2018, 05:17:40 PM »
Damo when you answered the door did you shake hands with whoever was there? Itís the least they deserved for ringing your bell.

Offline JD

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #716 on: October 17, 2018, 05:59:26 PM »
This is quality posting. Sitting at Christchurch Airport waiting for a flight to Sydney laughing (and getting strange looks). H&V's at its best.

Offline four fornicholl

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #717 on: October 17, 2018, 06:40:46 PM »
Bit pissed but FWIIW sticking your finger sharply up your dog's arse when you put it in the starting traps is a sure way of guaranteeing it hits the lid (flies out of the traps).
Round my way,they stick matchsticks up trail hound dogs arses to make them take a shit before racing so they don't stop halfway round!

Offline Mister E

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #718 on: October 17, 2018, 06:44:42 PM »
Bit pissed but FWIIW sticking your finger sharply up your dog's arse when you put it in the starting traps is a sure way of guaranteeing it hits the lid (flies out of the traps).
That's all well and good as long as you remember which finger you used, before picking your nose or indulge in any other bodily action.

Offline Risso

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Re: Dean Smith - Confirmed
« Reply #719 on: October 17, 2018, 07:04:02 PM »
I feel a bit sorry for Damo now. Even if he discovers a cure for cancer or promotes peace in the Middle East, he's going to be known as Damo the dog-fingerer from now on.