Come on Villa, I don't want the beer to be the best part of the day again !
I'm going for 2-0 Villa.
Adomah scores the opener and runs back to the bench to give Bruce the finger. His brother spontaneously combusts. Alan Hutton dribbles from the halfway line with 5 minutes to go, is fouled in the box, takes the penalty himself and scores from a rebound after the goalie saves. Runs to the crowd and strips naked revealing a massive tattoo of the badge on his torso, clearly happy to take the inevitable booking.
If Carling did Villa games .......