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Offline TheMalandro

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #870 on: July 13, 2019, 10:42:56 PM »


Talks about us a bit the last minute or so.

Another interview, more questions. Does he have any money?

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #871 on: July 13, 2019, 11:16:57 PM »


There’s a line for you. ‘The former owner had some challenges’

Didn’t he just.

Offline Risso

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #872 on: July 14, 2019, 12:18:18 AM »
He was certainly calceologically challenged.

Offline ktvillan

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #873 on: July 14, 2019, 12:44:32 AM »
He's a world away from the Trust Fund Man Baby isn't he? Or Mr Salt in your Takeaway salesman.

Why on earth are they interviewing in the countryside? I thought it was a greenscreen at first. Odd.
Yes he does thankfully look as if he knows  his arse from his elbow.  Great description of Lerner.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2019, 10:53:41 AM by ktvillan »

Offline clash city rocker

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #874 on: July 14, 2019, 12:23:10 PM »
So here is a question for the accountants of the parish...The Nassef family is reported worth £40 billion. Suppose he invests £200m in the villa. Say I have £1m in the bank. What would my equivalent investment be ?

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #875 on: July 14, 2019, 12:48:52 PM »
Assuming those are US billions (ie each is worth a thousand million), the equivalent expenditure out a million quid would be five grand.

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #876 on: July 14, 2019, 12:49:03 PM »
So here is a question for the accountants of the parish...The Nassef family is reported worth £40 billion. Suppose he invests £200m in the villa. Say I have £1m in the bank. What would my equivalent investment be ?

Stolen.

Offline The Edge

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #877 on: July 14, 2019, 12:49:15 PM »
So here is a question for the accountants of the parish...The Nassef family is reported worth £40 billion. Suppose he invests £200m in the villa. Say I have £1m in the bank. What would my equivalent investment be ?
I think your answer is 5 grand but i'm no accountant

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #878 on: July 14, 2019, 12:49:58 PM »
So here is a question for the accountants of the parish...The Nassef family is reported worth £40 billion. Suppose he invests £200m in the villa. Say I have £1m in the bank. What would my equivalent investment be ?

Stolen.
Very good

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #879 on: July 14, 2019, 12:50:14 PM »
£5000

Offline LeeB

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #880 on: July 14, 2019, 12:52:52 PM »
So here is a question for the accountants of the parish...The Nassef family is reported worth £40 billion. Suppose he invests £200m in the villa. Say I have £1m in the bank. What would my equivalent investment be ?

If you get your hand in your pocket and invest that in my Sunday team I guarantee I'd return you the Sutton Sunday league title within two seasons. And the Adam Dauncey Cup for good measure.

Offline clash city rocker

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #881 on: July 14, 2019, 01:11:24 PM »
So here is a question for the accountants of the parish...The Nassef family is reported worth £40 billion. Suppose he invests £200m in the villa. Say I have £1m in the bank. What would my equivalent investment be ?

If you get your hand in your pocket and invest that in my Sunday team I guarantee I'd return you the Sutton Sunday league title within two seasons. And the Adam Dauncey Cup for good measure.

Right Lee. I have got my bank statement and calculator out and I can afford to plough in £4.27...Get the contact sorted and we are ready to go.

Offline LeeB

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #882 on: July 14, 2019, 01:35:17 PM »
So here is a question for the accountants of the parish...The Nassef family is reported worth £40 billion. Suppose he invests £200m in the villa. Say I have £1m in the bank. What would my equivalent investment be ?

If you get your hand in your pocket and invest that in my Sunday team I guarantee I'd return you the Sutton Sunday league title within two seasons. And the Adam Dauncey Cup for good measure.

Right Lee. I have got my bank statement and calculator out and I can afford to plough in £4.27...Get the contact sorted and we are ready to go.

Ok, well bring your boots, you're sub for 4 weeks for that.

Offline Damo70

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #883 on: July 14, 2019, 02:16:18 PM »


There’s a line for you. ‘The former owner had some challenges’

Didn’t he just.


Ten out of ten to him for diplomacy. I would love to go out with him, get him drunk and hear him say exactly what he thought of Dr T and the situation NSWE inherited.

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Re: NSWE Investment
« Reply #884 on: July 14, 2019, 04:53:04 PM »
So here is a question for the accountants of the parish...The Nassef family is reported worth £40 billion. Suppose he invests £200m in the villa. Say I have £1m in the bank. What would my equivalent investment be ?

If you get your hand in your pocket and invest that in my Sunday team I guarantee I'd return you the Sutton Sunday league title within two seasons. And the Adam Dauncey Cup for good measure.

Off topic Lee but, could you give me some background on Adam Dauncey please?  My reason for asking is due to the fact that an Adam Dauncey was in the same class as my daughter when they started school at the Holy Name Great Barr, they were pictured in the Mail on their first day at school.  I'm not sure but I think he lived on Hampstead Road.  Cups named after individuals are usually memorial trophies aren't they?