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Offline villa `cross the mersey

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Aftershock
« on: February 18, 2018, 10:09:41 AM »


As predicted the aftershock hit B6 tonight - most of Birmingham is built above sandstone however it would appear that Villa Park is built upon "John stone" which unfortunately turns to jelly when under pressure
Chief architect Bruce stated
" despite being well supported the frackers continue to undermine the foundations I have put in place to stabilize the situation - let's face facts- we need to prepare ourselves for the likes of Darlington and Bury"  - yes folks, The Quakers and The Shakers !!!!
:) :) :)
Good night folks - it's been a long day
« Last Edit: February 20, 2018, 11:27:13 PM by villa `cross the mersey »

Offline Lucky Eddie

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Re: Seismic Shock
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2018, 09:53:56 PM »
No comments; we're not sore losers at all are we 😂

I thought that was pretty good 👊🏼

Offline eamonn

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Re: Seismic Shock
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2018, 08:33:53 AM »
Quake humour done well.

Offline AsTallAsLions

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Re: Seismic Shock - updated
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2018, 02:51:08 PM »
Warnrock is not the pun we need, but the one we deserve.

Offline pipe

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Re: Seismic Shock - updated
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2018, 05:52:37 PM »
Clever piece of of writing, well done. Very "tongue in cheek"

Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: Seismic Shock - updated
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2018, 10:26:22 PM »
Updated again as Wigan beat Man City

Offline villa `cross the mersey

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Re: Aftershock
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2018, 07:14:03 PM »
2.4. On the Richter scale has Sheffield all of a tremble

Offline villa `cross the mersey

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Re: Aftershock
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2018, 11:15:14 AM »
Earth quakes, blizzards and icy cold conditions ..........it will be a plague of locusts next
Its the end of the world I tell ya .......

Offline Virgil Caine

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Re: Aftershock
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2018, 11:57:03 AM »
Earth quakes, blizzards and icy cold conditions ..........it will be a plague of locusts next
Its the end of the world I tell ya .......

 I've got boils, add pestilence/plague to your list.

 


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